--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@...> wrote: > > Judy and Barry, fess up. What kind of hot relationship did or > are you two having? > It is obvious, there is some chemistry between you. > Was Judy the one Barry was banging when the Merv show incident > came out? > Barry is probably not in some coffee house in Amsterdam, he is > most likely sitting right next to or Judy is sitting on his lap > typing all this. Barry, puffing on a cigar, five o'clock shadow, > robe open, grey hair fluffing out as Judy thinks kitty, rubs her > hand on the keys, stroking the ever graceful polite compliments > he suggests.....
While none of this speculation is true, it doesn't bother me in the least that you propose it. In fact, I think you should do it more often, because the only thing that gets Judy more pissed off and more red-in- the-face apoplectic that being ignored as the nonentity she is is someone suggesting that she's secretly carry- ing a torch for yours truly. :-) It IS, after all, one of the only rational reasons why she'd have obsessed on me for over sixteen years the way she has, becoming almost the textbook definition of a cyberstalker in the process. If I was into fat, ugly, senior citizen crazy women, I might even be flattered by all the attention. :-) > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > [http://www.cats-on-tshirts.com/images/cat_designs_200x200/design_missCr\ > > azyCat_wh.jpg] > > :-) > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, azgrey <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Always a pleasure to have you drop in Mr. Doughney, but > > > > > it might be better if you provide some advance notice > > > > > because Judy seems to develop symptoms of severe > > > > > anxiety attacks that coincide with your arrival. Say, you > > > > > wouldn't be related to that nice Mr. Skolnik would you? > > > > > > > > > > At least they won't let her have all those cats anymore. > > > > > My speculation is all the secondhand smoke they were > > > > > exposed to resulted in some seriously unhappy kitties. > > > > > > > > I have to admit, AZ, that among all of the many > > > > theories proposed here on FFL to try to explain > > > > why Judy is so chronically angry and why she acts > > > > the way she does, your "cat lady" theory is the best. > > > > > > > > Doesn't it just FIT? An already-angry 70-year-old > > > > woman with no friends, living alone in Buttfuck, NJ, > > > > and what happens? The authorities come and take away > > > > her dozens of cats for public health reasons. But > > > > they don't take away the cigarettes, so she fires > > > > one up, allows the nicotine to further poison her > > > > already-poisonous system, and decides to post to FFL, > > > > thinking, "I NEED an argument." > > > > > > > > So she starts one with Curtis, quickly turning it > > > > into an opportunity to dump on Vaj, since he won't > > > > argue with her. Then she starts another argument > > > > with Mike, quickly turning that into an opportunity > > > > to dump on Barry, because he won't argue with her, > > > > either. It's Maharishi-like: "Every post is a perfect > > > > opportunity to start an argument, and every argument > > > > is the perfect opportunity to re-run the obsessions > > > > I have already prepared." :-) > > > > > > > > Good fantasy image of her. Explains pretty much > > > > everything. > > > > > > BREAKING NEWS! Barry is beginning to realize his > > > notions about me are fantasies! This is hopeful, > > > folks. Maybe he's making some progress at emerging > > > from his solipsistic Barryworld. Could be > > > overwhelming, though, for him to start confronting > > > reality after all these years; we need to be gentle > > > with him as he does so, or he may find it all too > > > much and retreat again. > > > > > > Can we dare to expect he'll bring az with him out > > > of the fog? Stay tuned... > > > > > >
