Here to join the party Jason, or just take a dump on the lawn and scurry home? If the former, welcome! and if the latter, beat it, *after* you bag it.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Jason <jedi_spock@...> wrote: > > > And you are a pseudo-enlightened cosmic bitch > whoring your fake 'awakening' around. > And he is a pseudo-critic and an intellectual > strip queen who stripteases in internet forums. > Both of you make a good pair don't you. You both > are made for each other. > > > > From: whynotnow7 <whynotnow7@...> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Friday, December 2, 2011 10:31 PM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: New Robin Carlsen file uploaded to FairfieldLife > > > > heheh - Bob, truly inspired by the idea of a screenplay, perhaps as an > > animated component of said holiday gift manual, I decided to finish the > > scene I began earlier, only this time Vaj's wife is indeed King Baby: > > > > Vaj: (staring a little too intensely at the computer screen) "Fuck!" "Shit!" > > > > KB: (dusting, in another room) "What's wrong honey?" > > > > Vaj: "The fourth person this week on FFL is saying I never learned or > > taught TM > > - bastards, I'd like t..." > > > > KB: "Your-medication-is-on-the-bathroom-counter-upstairs (for the > > millionth time)!" > > > > Vaj: "fuck...What?!" > > > > KB: "(sigh) Nothing!! (drops duster, stands up, arms akimbo, apron on) When > > are you going to get rid of that crazy idea that the only time anyone is > > going to take your Buddhist teachings seriously, is if you say you used to > > be a TM Teacher? Just say, OK what's the big deal I didn't get within a > > mile of ever knowing TM, but here's why Buddhism will bring you > > salvation..." > > > > Vaj: (yelling over his shoulder, a cold Mountain Dew and a few loose m&ms > > next to his PC)"Yeah, it *would* make my family happy...After all of their > > ties to HHDL, it is like a knife through their hearts every time I fake it > > with TM. But I HAVE TO, even though the last time over at my dad's, I > > mentioned that Intro Lecture I snuck into back in '74, and he sent me out > > to his "meditation cave" in the backyard for three frikkin' hours!! Sitting > > on those old stained magazines, its gross!" > > > > KB: "...I know, you put up with a lot from him (rolls her eyes)...Anyway it > > wouldn't hurt for you to ditch the bathrobe and look for work today..." > > > > Vaj: "huh?...Wait! I just found an old box of polaroids! I think I figured > > out how to kill two birds with one stone...this'll distract > > 'em...bastards..." > > > > KB: "Bills are due!" > > > > Vaj: "Look!!! Dearest, we've discussed this many times. This my life's > > work! I am saving the world! Tibet is for everyone! His Holiness..." > > > > KB: "OK...OK...OK.......O...K..." (whispered to her "sister" on the phone: > > "I hate it when VJ gets like this") > > > > KB's "sister": (split screen aka Pillow Talk) "How long has it been since > > she, y'know...like...worked?" > > > > KB: "Don't ask. Don't. Ask. It's a wonder I can put food on the table. VJ's > > been *very* upset these days. So bitchy sometimes -  that's my Opinion, > > anyway...So snide this morning after I had made omelettes and brioche for > > us, she says, "Going out to the...`café' to do some...`writing'??", like > > my talent is lost on her...Hasn't she read my online masterpiece, "Roadtrip > > Highway Travelin' Thang"?? VJ *said* I was good...she always encourages me > > to continue with my new book..." > > > > KB's "sister": Know'wcha'mean..." > > > > KB: "fuck, cracked my nail, gotta go sis!" > > > > KB's "sister": "toodles! call me - " > > > > > > > Ha Ha Ha! Yes, I think I sufficiently explored within the realms of > consciousness the genesis of Barry's use of the term, "drama queen", which > has now been supported further with the media you have supplied. He is truly > everywhere, secure in his infinite archetype, kosmic King Baby. >
