This reads like a Saturday Night Live skit on Jerry Falwell.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Chivukula" <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote: > > Dear Obba, > Thank you very much. > I was going to stop at one Corona. But then a really cute 19 year old > blonde approaches, wanting me to buy a shot of tequila for her. I > complimented her, told her she was making me hot. In fact I was laughing > out aloud at how how hard I got. As of last month I have been free of > all repression and perversion, a total mastery of my sexual energy. So > while I was hot, there was no lust, no desire to possess her - she just > made me pine for my beloved more. > Unlike the sexually repressed Gurus projected as avatars or messiahs of > intellectual dishonesty I wasn't going after her, though I was seriously > tempted, I also lied that I was 29 :-). I am a man who only cares for a > life long intimate relationship with one woman unlike these perverts. > Oh well I had a real good time and courtesy of her I ended up downing 3 > shots of Tequila. She was chased away by the bar security because even > though 18 and above were allowed in the party, they clearly weren't > allowed to drink. But you know I still woke up after 5 hours of sleep, > totally me, totally aware, so I haven't changed.LOL.. > Happy New Year again. > Love,Ravi > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > Happy New Year to all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5p_U8J0iRQ > > This is the New Year for the Gregorian Calendar, so appropriate songs > are a must! > > > > May this year bring bliss to each and everyone of you and your > families! > > > > Ravi, you are celebrating the way the west does! Good for you! > > Good for You! > > > > Oh, one more.. > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT_b_MWrJQU&feature=related > > > > Love you all! > > > > Obbajeeba > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Chivukula" chivukula.ravi@ > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > My very first drunk message, what the fuck took me so long..LOL.. > > > > > > http://www.flickr.com/photos/73243621@N07/6611441415 > > > > > > I miss my beloved and she's off projecting fantasies outside of > herself and here I am no "isms", nothing outside of myself, totally > having fun, totally aurhentic, the music fucking rocks...:-) > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula > <chivukula.ravi@> wrote: > > > > > > > > LOL..Jim. > > > > > > > > I'm drunk totally celebrating the New Year !!! > > > > > > > > Why the fuck did Bob make fun of your fiction again? Once you are > full of love fiction flows.. > > > > > > > > Love ya Jim. > > > > > > > > This ain't no love bombing, just a very drunk self styled > enlightened yogi from the Mist Club in San Francisco..:-). Missing his > beloved, And the music's fucking rocking.. > > > > > > > > Love, > > > > Ravi. > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 31, 2011, at 8:50 PM, "futur.musik" <futur.musik@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Cue intro and video: It is evening in LA, you step off the > elevator at the fortieth floor, walk down a short hallway, and open > double doors onto an expanse of hand distressed birch board flooring and > Berber-style carpets, anchored with Scandinavian white leather seating > in a sunken living room, the soundless sights of Los Angeles moving far > below through nearly floor to ceiling windows, the slight scent of > incense is on the air (sandalwood?), and the sound of Sufi music heard, > attracting all women magnetically to...Ravi's Ravine, as his pad has > quickly come to be known. You take a seat. > > > > > > > > > > Ravi appears, wearing his sunglasses, the complete gentleman, > with a slight hint of "divine" vodka on his breath...his shoulder > holster almost completely concealed under his jacket (worn legally after > a nutcase on an internet forum tried to harm him). He smiles huge and > exclaims, "Namaste, Yo!!" > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn > <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Ravi, wait, I forgot to emphasize...this picture of you IS > "HOT" - try and stay objective in your review :) Ã I'm sure that > Obba would give you a wet KISS KISS on this one. Ã Judy might pile > on with a "kiss-kiss" if you are really lucky. Ã If Bob wasn't > vacationing somewhere on a remote romantic island with "the wife", he > could probably send you the appropriate movie clip to seal the deal. > Ã Now, for me the word "hot" is a new one, so I'm using my > intuition on this one. > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to collect my stomach muscles stuck in a giggle again > and go to the neighbor's party and try and act like a "normal" person. > Ã "Normal" is the goal, right? > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you happen to see Yifu's picture of Darthsayer. Ã > That is a perfect representation of what is after me right now. Ã > Very scary and not at all "normal", which is why I appreciated Rory's > autobiography. Ã But, I have surrounded myself with a force field > of love and will figure it out. Ã I'll let you know on this later > in January. Ã > > > > > > > > > > > > Don't let me bring you down...Love Always, Em > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > From: Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@> > > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > > Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2011 6:54 PM > > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Happy new year to everyone !!! > (And more love bombing..) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ã > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just to clarify a couple of points. > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't think I'm photogenic - I was probably lucky there. I > find posing for pictures excruciating since I'm always authentic, true > to myself. > > > > > > > > > > > > I never had an Amma doll, shudder, I find the whole concept > very idiotic, though I have to say its cute. > > > > > > > > > > > > My problem was with the members of cult having pseudo > relationships with dolls in order to numb pain, insulate themselves from > pain - instead of welcoming the opportunity to grow with conflict, pain > in a relationship. > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm against anything that avoids pain, conflict, discomfort > because you are shutting the doors to growth. I never avoided it. > > > > > > > > > > > > Look at our own Barry !!! He's in a closet in Holland, still > trapped in cults !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RaviA Chivukula > <chivukula.ravi@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Emily thank you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm giving up on all Gurus, projection of Divine Mother, > Divine Father, avatars on the celibacy worshipping, sexually repressed, > perverted Gurus. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All "isms" - pacifism, socialism, communism, christianism, > Buddhism, Hinduism. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fuck God, fuck all Gurus, fuck anyone who projects > perfection outside of themselves, worships poverty worshipping, life > abnegating messiahs such as Gandhi, Teresa, Ramana. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let 2012 be the year of Krishna, of love, of sex, of > celebration !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, > > > > > > > Ravi. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 31, 2011, at 6:33 PM, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn Ravi...you are sooo photogenic! Well, I might end up > laughing my way through my fear, like I did with the shame. Unless, I > can get the angels to assist me....we'll see. Sounds like you are giving > up on the Amma doll. That's O.K. I gave up on the doll as well. Thanks > for the great post. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From: Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@> > > > > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > > > > Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2011 5:36 PM > > > > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Happy new year to everyone > !!! (And more love bombing..) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fuck the picture didn't make it, help me merudanda. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's the link to the picture. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > http://flic.kr/p/b55Hsv > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me 'n 'em Mayans are tight. I'm so down with the Mayan > Calendar. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My predictions for 2012 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1) All Love's renamed to Hate's > > > > > > > > 2) All lovers hounded, harassed and humiliated > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's leverage the deadly, provocative, seductive power of > the troika to hound, harass and humiliate the lovers. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The first of the troika, the power and might of law > enforcement, judiciary armed with the laws very generously sponsored and > underwritten by Prozac Inc and the Big Pharma. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BTW I so love my Mayan Calendar that I can't sleep without > one under my pillow !!! OTOH I think a Mayan doll would be very cute. Oh > on that Mayan doll I see lot of cult worship of Guru based dolls, so I > thought what a wonderful idea !!! Look, now I would love to have a real > woman but till then I plan to sleep with a doll..LOL..God, how > disgusting scratch that idea, I'm not that desperate to substitute real > relationships with dolls. > > > > > > > > (P.S. Making a pun on people at cults, includingmy own > Guru's cult, worshipping Guru dolls). > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The second of the troika, my liberal intellectuals, the > therapists, the psychologists with their myriad pain numbing therapies > generously sponsored and underwritten by, surprise, yep - Prozac Inc and > the Big Pharma. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I love my liberal intellectuals, they are so smart they > actually become therapists so they can dump their shit on others and > make them pay for it as well !!! Wow, amazing isn't it folks !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy.D, UCLA has done amazing work > here, his research paper "The Anatomy of Hopeless Romantics, Case Files > of Pervasive Romantic Disorder" was well acclaimed by all liberal > intellectuals, therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists, Prozac Inc and > Big Pharma. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So we already have the label "Pervasive Romantic Disorder" > to take down all stupid, clueless, idiotic, hopelessly romantic, > obsessed loser lovers. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK- finally the third of the troika - the psychiatrists, > armed with their DSM Manuals > (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Menta\ > l_Disorders), heavily edited and co-authored by surprise, surprise, > Prozac Inc and the Big Pharma. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The third of the troika - the psychiatrists also have > heavy duty ammunition in the form of cocktail drugs, surprise, surprise, > surprise, developed, funded by taxpayers for the sole purpose of filling > their coffers, the coffers of Prozac Inc and the Big pharma. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > May be troika is the wrong word, I guess this whole > business of controlling politicians, our clueless liberal intellectuals, > therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists is done just by Prozac Inc and > the Big pharma. So it's just one ruthless entity - the big pharma. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THE END. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a > New Topic > > > > > Messages in this topic (0) > > > > > RECENT ACTIVITY: New Members 3 New Files 1 > > > > > Visit Your Group > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > > > > > fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com > > > > > > > > > > Or go to: > > > > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > > > > > and click 'Join This Group!' > > > > > MARKETPLACE > > > > > Stay on top of your group activity without leaving the page > you're on - Get the Yahoo! Toolbar now. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
