Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the grace of time to lay it on him? My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time tater's said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back to his place he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long time. I listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was coerced to a room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am going to put my best shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this is a true nightmare, just this morning... The tater who was balding and very slender, almost too slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny balding grey or gray hair men are far from slim pickings. To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no sex for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he got really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could smell a pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped chucked me, the universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife comes home and looks at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives me the evil eye. I just smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by married tater and I am sure I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For the first time I have sex in a very long time, it was the most non enjoyable moment(s) of time, (Except the anticipation of doing it and the first and last two humps.)because now I knew there was not even a chance to get that second chance to...you know, because he pretty much lied to say he was not married, but divorced for a while, except they really were not divorced, they were practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife knowing. So Lucky for me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just to share with you, Ravi, Kali Pimp Style man that you are! Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him and then I crinkled my nose and woke up.
Alex, is this too explicit? Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Chivukula" <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Chivukula" chivukula.ravi@ > wrote: > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ann" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" > > > j_alexander_stanley@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant > sharing > > > the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just > a > > > sutra of language to get what I want. This Lassi likes it sultry. > > > > > > > I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no > discussion > > > of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your > > > fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU > > > people think of! > > > > > > > > This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit > posting. > > > Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like > MJ's > > > brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his > > > eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop > > > herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have > to > > > combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to > > > continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than > even > > > he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the > > > abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up > the > > > place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ > might > > > show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue > to > > > cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the > promise > > > of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all. > > > > > > LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some > enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then > here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, "Lassie Cum OM." > Mr. Rory, really? > > Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind > of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am > combining threads because I am attempting to try and not try to post > out. Opps, my bad, Ravi. You were talking about salt lassi, like I was. > Sorry.) > > Look dear Obba - all this of talk of sweet, salty and/or sultry Lassi > isn't helping me, haven't had a Lassi for more than 3 years now and so > please show some mercy on loser lovers like me. > > > > > > Here comes a long month. Alex, I hope you enjoy your birthday present. > (Be a rebel and just don't tell Rick you lifted the curse a couple of > days early. He won't notice. Be a sport, huh?) > > > > Ann has got it right. I am sure she will agree with this: > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a854MZF5B_c > > >
