Hilarious, dear Obba. Better than a bodice-buster and sweeter than a wet dream. Yes guys, women have them too. Deep bow, Obba, cum laude.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@...> wrote: > > Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the grace > of time to lay it on him? > My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM > potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time tater's > said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back to his > place he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long time. I > listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was coerced to a > room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am going to put my > best shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this is a true > nightmare, just this morning... The tater who was balding and very slender, > almost too slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny balding grey or > gray hair men are far from slim pickings. > To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no sex > for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he got > really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could smell a > pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped chucked me, > the universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife comes home and > looks at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives me the evil eye. > I just smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by married tater and I > am sure I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For the first time I have > sex in a very long time, it was the most non enjoyable moment(s) of time, > (Except the anticipation of doing it and the first and last two > humps.)because now I knew there was not even a chance to get that second > chance to...you know, because he pretty much lied to say he was not married, > but divorced for a while, except they really were not divorced, they were > practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife knowing. So Lucky for > me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just to share with you, Ravi, > Kali Pimp Style man that you are! > Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him and > then I crinkled my nose and woke up. > > Alex, is this too explicit? > Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :) > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Chivukula" <chivukula.ravi@> > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Chivukula" chivukula.ravi@ > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ann" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" > > > > j_alexander_stanley@ wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant > > sharing > > > > the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just > > a > > > > sutra of language to get what I want. This Lassi likes it sultry. > > > > > > > > I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no > > discussion > > > > of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your > > > > fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU > > > > people think of! > > > > > > > > > > This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit > > posting. > > > > Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like > > MJ's > > > > brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his > > > > eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop > > > > herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have > > to > > > > combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to > > > > continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than > > even > > > > he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the > > > > abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up > > the > > > > place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ > > might > > > > show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue > > to > > > > cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the > > promise > > > > of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all. > > > > > > > > LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some > > enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then > > here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, "Lassie Cum OM." > > Mr. Rory, really? > > > Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind > > of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am > > combining threads because I am attempting to try and not try to post > > out. Opps, my bad, Ravi. You were talking about salt lassi, like I was. > > Sorry.) > > > > Look dear Obba - all this of talk of sweet, salty and/or sultry Lassi > > isn't helping me, haven't had a Lassi for more than 3 years now and so > > please show some mercy on loser lovers like me. > > > > > > > > > > Here comes a long month. Alex, I hope you enjoy your birthday present. > > (Be a rebel and just don't tell Rick you lifted the curse a couple of > > days early. He won't notice. Be a sport, huh?) > > > > > > Ann has got it right. I am sure she will agree with this: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a854MZF5B_c > > > > > >
