Because, despite my nearly two decades of trying to educate people -- first on alt.meditation.transcendental and now on Fairfield Life -- as to what a LIE is, I find many of them still confused. Because it is my God-given duty and dharma to be the Keeper Of The Truth, I felt I should write a short manifesto explaining to these retards what exactly a LIE is, so they can recognize when they're doing it, and thus LYING.
* Disagreeing with me on *any* subject about which I am posing as an expert -- even if they have experienced the phenomenon or SoC or events being discussed and I have only read about them or heard about them -- is a lie. I am RIGHT, and they are WRONG, and to be WRONG is to LIE. * Holding a different opinion of me, my behavior, and the motives for my behavior than I hold is a LIE. I *know* The Truth about myself, my behavior, and my motives, and if they hold a different view, and express it despite my corrections, they're LYING. * Saying something negative about someone I regard as a friend (even though I've never met them and never will) or as an ally (the enemy of my enemy is my friend) is a LIE. I will defend these allies to the death, and make excuses for *their* LIES with the same vehemence with which I put down the LIES of those who persecute them. * Saying something positive about someone I view negatively is by definition a LIE. The very fact that they don't see this person the way I see them reveals how REEAALLLY REEAALLLY STOOOPID they are, and how smart and superior I am. If they persist in viewing these hooligans positively in the face of my corrections, they're LYING, pure and simple. * Suggesting that *I* have LIED is even more by definition a LIE, because as we all know, I DON'T LIE. I have declared this, so it is TRUE, and never to be contradicted. I am the ONLY person on this forum who cares about The Truth, as well as the ONLY person who *knows* The Truth. Challenge this at your own peril, you LIARS! * Claiming that I "persecute" or "harass" people by posting literally hundreds of posts ragging on them per year -- year after year -- is a LIE. I am merely pursuing my dharma, which is to be the Keeper Of The Truth. They *deserve* my invective and my continued attention; I am trying to *help* them by revealing to them what big, fat LIARS they are, and trying to help them see The Truth. Which is that they should always agree with me, of course. * Whenever I criticize or make negative comments about someone, these things should be viewed as The Truth that they are. Challenging them or disagreeing with them is by definition a LIE. Furthermore, when I say these things about someone else, that person *owes me* a point-by-point response to all the things I *know* about them because these things are The Truth. When someone says something negative about me, I owe them nothing but to call them what they are -- a LIAR. See my responses to Richard for the template. * Laughing at me and my behavior is a particularly insidious form of LIE. I *know* The Truth, About Almost Everything, and so my words must be treated with the level of respect and awe I expect. Anything less is a kind of implicit LIE, a suggestion that I don't really *know* the things I claim to know, and that I'm just spouting opinion, like everyone else here. I am NOT like everyone else here; I'm better, smarter, and always RIGHT. Dispute this in any way, and you're LYING. * Finally, writing something and attributing it to me as if I had written it -- no matter how accurate it is -- is by definition a LIE. Ignore the fact that I have failed to condemn several of my allies (for example, Robin, Ravi, Jimbo, and others) when they have done this to other people. They were *justified* in doing this to these other LIARS, because *I DON'T LIKE THEM*. But when someone does this to me, it's a LIE of the basest sort. :-) [ For the record, the above was *not* written by Judy Stein. It was written in a Dutch pub just for fun by someone channeling her, and saying what she would say if she were actually capable of telling The Truth she claims to care so much about. ]
