--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "shempmcgurk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: snip> > > I may be pollyanna-ish about this but I truly am convinced that TM > is all that is needed...AND I believe it's the fastest most > effective way to enlightenment. And let me reiterate: I am referring > to that first technique we all got for $35.00 back in '73 when we > had long hair and bell bottoms. > > Me -- a snot-nosed 18-year-old into every vice available to his > immature materialistic-infested life -- shelled out 35 Canadian > bucks and the cost of 6 flowers, two fruit, and a goddamn hanky and > a month later I experienced pure consciousness...something that > millions of yogis and assorted saddhu types spend lifetimes and > paperweights dangling from their penises trying to achieve. > > And I got it without any effort and the price of, at the time, about > 5 medium pepperoni pizzas. > > All the rest of the current TMO offerings is fluff and money- > making...stuff that's probably necessary if you're running a multi- > national operation but has nothing to do with transcending OR the TM > Program. > > And MMY can, ethically, always fall back on the disclaimer he gave > us all in the first 5 minutes of the first step of the 7-step > program to learning TM: it's not a religion or a philosophy...it's a > do-it-yourself program that doesn't require belief or any other > additions. > > Anyone that deviates from that A-in-AGNI-like first utterance of > official declaration by the TMO can't blame anyone when they > discover they've wasted thousands of dollars and thousands of hours > rubbing sesame oil on their bald heads and getting Jyotish advice > from some dhoti-wearing, amoeba-dysenteric Dravidian who Maharishi > hired off the streets of some God-forsaken Indian ghetto. > > Suckers! I told you in the first five minutes that you didn't need > any of that other shit! Did you think I was lying?
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