"There was a young woman named Bea
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
She replied, "Yes, it does.
I'm just glad it wasn't a hornet!"

Ooh! Ooh! Then we must also quote the immortal:

There was a young lady of Diss
Who went down to the water to swim.
The men in a punt
Stuck an oar in her eye,
And caused her incredible pain.

And perhaps more germane to the topic  at hand:

There was a young lady of Worcester
Who ucester crow like a rorcester.
She ucester climb
Two trees at a time,
But her sicester ucester borcester.

Andrew Stiller
Kallisti Music Press
http://home.netcom.com/~kallisti/

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