Sid and Al, both are Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant. During their conversation, Sid asked Al : "Are there any Jews in China?". "I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter there?".
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?". The waiter said, "I don't know Sir, let me ask," and went into the kitchen . He returned a few minutes later and said, "No Sir, No Chinese Jews". "Are you sure?", Al asked . "I'll check again, Sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen . While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere". At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, No Chinese Jews," he said . "Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there are No Chinese Jews". Exasperated, the waiter frantically said: "Sir, I ask everyone! We have Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews, and Strawberry Jews. But no one ever heard of any Chinese Jews...!". O alaaaah..... __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Finance Tax Center - File online. File on time. http://taxes.yahoo.com/filing.html --------------------------------------------------------------------- Media Komunikasi Alumni, mahasiswa dan seluruh civitas AKADEMI KIMIA ANALISIS BOGOR --------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Untuk melihat perintah, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Website : http://www.alumni-akabogor.org/ Archive : http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/
