i think you understood me wrong. i was looking for a girl for her interests not looks.
On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:51:41 +0000, Frank Shute <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Mon, Mar 21, 2005 at 05:28:24PM +0200, siraj kutlusan wrote: > > > > This may sound like a silly question but do the FreeBSD kernel > > developers come form all around the world or are they only in one > > place? And if they are all around the world. Do you need any special > > qualifications to become one? > > Since you're a young guy, I'm guessing you haven't used FreeBSD much. > As such I'd lurk on hackers and maybe current or stable or questions > for a bit. Get a "feel" for the place first. > > I'd start on docs first. Write some corrections and patches (a > translation perhaps?), learn how to use send-pr(1), diff(1) etc. > > As for meeting girls of about 14 who are interested in C, > astrophysics, maths and FreeBSD: the chances here or anywhere > are remote (short of uni). > > I'm a sexist pig and the girls I meet only need to meet one > requirement: they've got to be friendly. > > (Who though I was going to say "big jugs"? Shame on you!) > > That requirement usually rules out all the really physically > attractive ones - they think they don't have to try. > > That doesn't matter, to quote WC Fields with regards women: > > "Anything more than a handful is a waste" > > ;) > > Try and take an interest in what girls are interested in. If you show > an interest in their interests they're likely to show an interest in > you. > > Maybe some graphic design with the Gimp? A bit of web design? > > Babe: "I want help with my website" > > You(now): "Sorry, I'm a kernel hacker" > > You(soon): "Sure I can help. I can do graphic design, mark-up etc. > Perhaps I can call around and help when your parents are out" > > ...[later]... > > Babe: "How can I ever thank you....." <eyes fluttering> > > You: "I'll think of something..." <evil smirk> > > =P > > In short, use your l33t haXor skills to break into places (and I'm not > talking about computers :) > > I think I better stop here before I get busted for inciting a minor or > something... > > Disclaimer: I'm probably one of those Internet perverts you read > about in the newspapers. > > All the best! > > -- > > Frank > > print "f r a n k @ e s p e r a n c e - l i n u x . c o . u k" | sed 's/ //g' > > --->PGP keyID: 0x10BD6F4B<--- > _______________________________________________ freebsd-chat@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-chat To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
