The referee  grabs the microphone and yells,
"Get Ready to Rum bull!"
Angela  runs right at Homer and does a round house kick right to his groin.
Homer seeing her coming spins around and gets kicked right on the butt.
This sends him flying head first into the ropes.
"Dough!"
He bounces off like a slings shot and flies straight at her.
His fist smashes into her enormous booms that send him bouncing off landing 
on the canvas flat on his back.
"Boing"
Angela  runs at Homer and lands right on top of him.
"Crash"
With little effort Angela  pins Homer to the mat.
The bell sounds and the wrestling match is over but
Homer just lays there and smiles.
He   believes he is in heaven.


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Richard sherman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 6:28 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Visual Basic 6 reasons why I love it


> ladies and Gentlemen,
>
> Welcome to the first episode of the Ultimate blind fighting championship.
>
> In this corner, we have Thomas Ward. Master of C sharp, and a pretty good
> moderator at that. In his corner, Angela Summers.
>
> In the other corner, we have Jim Kitchen. Master of the VB 6 shooter. In 
> his
> corner, Homer Simpson . Dohhh!
>
> The referee steps into the center and announces:
>
> "I want a clean fight."
>
> "You agree not to agree."
>
> now back to your respective corners and wait until the sound from your
> speakers let's you know that your system is ready.
>
> Stay tuned fight fans for an update to probably never be released. ha ha 
> ha
> ha
>
> sorry about this one, Phil. Can't let you have all of them.


---
Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org
If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at
http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org.
All messages are archived and can be searched and read at
http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list,
please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Reply via email to