My other favorite. We had someone call about an installation problem. The solution was rather involved so our support tech said "it is covered in detail in the Installation Manual" whereupon the customer guy said "oh, I don't have the manuals. Bob has the manuals. He's in charge of documentation. I'm just in charge of installation."
Charles -----Original Message----- From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:IBM-MAIN@LISTSERV.UA.EDU] On Behalf Of Bob Bridges Sent: Thursday, June 11, 2020 9:42 AM To: IBM-MAIN@LISTSERV.UA.EDU Subject: Re: [External] Re: "Everyone wants to retire mainframes" My favorite is a marketing guy I was supporting. He called for my help with some problem that had occurred - I don't remember what exactly, probably with a DYL-280II program that he'd written with my help - and, as always, I asked him what the error message had said. "Oh, it said some damn thing" he retorted. I think he was laughing at himself as he said it, but he said it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to lists...@listserv.ua.edu with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN