I was sent this from an associate. I hope this was a joke but the way this world is getting its hard to tell .
To All > > I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so > difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending > someone. > > I met with my attorney today, and on his advice I want to say to all of > you: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best > wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low > stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter > solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the > religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your > choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or > traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or > secular traditions at all. > > I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and > medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally > accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the > calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society > have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily > greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western > hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical > ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. > > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This > greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no > promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted > to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for > a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday > greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement > of this wish, retraction or issuance of a new wish at the sole > discretion of the wisher... > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of paul > Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 12:36 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [IMail Forum] Happy Holidays! > > To all on the Imail mailing list: > > Happy Holidays - whereever you are, whatever you celebrate, > just have an enjoyable weekend! Let's all try to forget Imail > for a day or 2, and relax. > May you all be able to do that. =) > > Paul > > --- > [This E-mail scanned for viruses by Declude Virus] > > > To Unsubscribe: http://www.ipswitch.com/support/mailing-lists.html > List Archive: > http://www.mail-archive.com/imail_forum%40list.ipswitch.com/ > Knowledge Base/FAQ: http://www.ipswitch.com/support/IMail/ > To Unsubscribe: http://www.ipswitch.com/support/mailing-lists.html List Archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/imail_forum%40list.ipswitch.com/ Knowledge Base/FAQ: http://www.ipswitch.com/support/IMail/
