Vincent, you have to post the whole thing:
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>From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are bound by these terms: that-
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that
the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes;
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor;
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first;
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor;
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names and images are hereby acknowledged.
Addendum:
Merry Christmas.
John Tolmachoff
Engineer/Consultant/Owner
eServices For You
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:IMail_Forum-
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Vincent Jordan
> Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 9:50 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: [IMail Forum] Happy Holidays!
>
> I was sent this from an associate. I hope this was a joke but the way this
> world is getting its hard to tell .
>
> To All
> >
> > I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so
> > difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending
> > someone.
> >
> > I met with my attorney today, and on his advice I want to say to all of
> > you: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best
> > wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
> > stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
> > solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> > religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> > choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> > traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> > secular traditions at all.
> >
> > I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
> > medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
> > accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the
> > calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
> > have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily
> > greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
> > hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
> > ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
> >
> > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
> > greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
> > promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> > her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
> > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
> > to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
> > a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
> > greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
> > of this wish, retraction or issuance of a new wish at the sole
> > discretion of the wisher...
> >
>
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