I believe you mean substituting beer for vodka...emotions on the lam
will do that to you. :)
And Ashara's cat was NOT offended to be called a lipstick
lesbian...which is what I initially called the puss...I slipped and
called her a you know what...and she streaked out of the room in a huff
with her tail in the air.....it was very emotional...
Peace......Sharon
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> These have to be dealt with individually:
>
> > Top ten things I wasn't prepared to experience at Jonifest:
> >
> > 1. The fact that it actually is possible to exist on bad motel coffee,
> > vodka, and no sleep for quite an extended period of time.
>
> Ditto, substituting vodka for beer.
>
> > 2. Massachusetts being a parallel universe in which I could not read a map,
> > but a person from New Zealand could.
>
> Well, we are superior in intelligence - oh shit, you've all met me so I can't
> use that one any more (I'll think about a more appropriate answer over the next
> week or so). Actually I probably absolutely disproved it with the sheep
> jokes.....
>
> > 3. There being more Dunkin Donuts per square mile than bars in Wisconsin.
>
> True, not to mention Petco.
>
> > 4. Uncontrollable laughing fits.
>
> I blame that Sharon woman.....
>
> > 5. The ENORMOUS number of talented musicians who mesmerized me, one by
> > one...
>
> Absolutely agree on that one. The improv. CSNY session in the TV room with
> Marcel, Paz and Victor had to be seen (heard) to be believed - even though
> Marcel and Paz were sitting on the Lesbian Sofa at the time.....
>
> > 6. Ashara's cat being offended after she was called a "chapstick lesbian."
>
> I think you'll find "she" is a "he" which might explain things a little more
> clearly.
>
> > 7. The generosity of everyone's spirit.
>
> I'd like to complain about that. I took a large bag of things to give away at
> Jonifest, trying to make room for all the shopping I was going to take back to
> NZ with me. I ended up coming back with a fuller bag than when I left, so I'm
> going to have to save my shopping money for next year's fest. Damn you all.
>
> > 8. Coming home with a backpack full of CD's, and other wonderful stuff.
> > (Including honey that no one gave Sharon's bees credit for.)
>
> Yes, a big thank you to the buzzing things (and Sharon).
>
> > 9. Kiwi hugs.
>
> Wisconsin hugs are pretty special too.....
>
> > 10. The post fest blues.....
>
> Amen to that. I've got DC sight-seeing planned for tomorrow, and I keep
> thinking "Oh, I can't be bothered - it's never going to live up to the last
> three days." But then very little could. In my madder moments I even think
> meeting Joni wouldn't be as amazing!
>
> > Will write more when I catch up on sleep (probably sometime in November)
>
> I'll write more when I can think of you guys without getting all girly and
> emotional.
>
> Hell
