shakira is from colombia. she's antonio de la rua's ''beard''. [do you know
what a ''beard is''?] antonio de la rua is the gay son of former president
fernando de la rua. shakira has been dating antonio for quite some time. a
recent shakira video features antonio and shakira dancing to one of her
annoying tunes.
because of the antipathy that people feel for de la rua, tower records
argentina has put up signs in stores announcing that they don't sell shakira
products. cool, really. shakira is unbearable. she uses the celtic hiccup --
popularized by that cranberries woman -- ad nauseam. her roots show too. she
should consider a new hair stylist.
wally
