John,

Sorry to hear the piles are playing up...

Here's a little verse which hopefully will make you feel better (and if
not it may make the rest of us feel better that we don't have them!)
:-)

Steve G

AN ODE TO PILES

People who have piles
deserve a sympathetic verse,
lets hope the pain you're suffering
does not get any worse.

It can't be very pleasant
and no wonder you're annoyed,
standing up to minimise
each stinging haemorrhoid.

Those ointments, creams and capsules
are a sad pathetic farce,
it's just a waste of time
to shove torpedoes up your arse.

Remedial suppositories
could go inside your mouth,
for all the bleeding use they are
inserted three feet south.

So bear your ointment bravely
yes - okay it hurts a bit,
but some things are more painful
like when you have a s..t!


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