Good evening, Lowell...

Lowell C. Savage wrote:

> Sorry for the double-send.

That's not a problem. With my head bound up in constriction bands to help
fight off sinusitis inflammation, I was already seeing double of
everything anyway, so it fit right in. 8-) 

> Good evening, Dave.
> 
> I don't think I understand the point you were trying to make for me.  Was
> your response supposed to be satire?  If so, of what?

Sort of. I've read and re-read the news about the Zombie story and the kid
ostensibly responsible. From all I've read, somehow I continue to draw the
same conclusion, that the only crime he is actually charged with is
politically-incorrect thinking. 

Did he physically threaten anyone in any way? Not as far as I can tell.

Did he conspire in some way to deprive anyone of their right to speech?
Not as far as I can tell.

Did he urge anyone else to write stories about Zombies attacking anyone
else other than in the fantasy of his story? No, not as far as I can tell.

Failing to isolate a victim, an act of violence or any other crime against
society, the only crime I seem to be able to figure out is that the kid
had a prodigious imagination, and had thought politically-incorrect
thoughts. This, in Conster's thoughts, speaks volumes about the strange
thought pathways of educators and local law enforcement officials which,
in my opinion, is NOT a pretty picture at all. Are they not loonier than
the kid's story? 

Where I turned to pseudo-satire, was in assuming that this strange mindset
of lawmakers and educators is probably much more widely-accepted than we
might first think. One good way to detect whether that presumption, on my
part, is true is to write the members of Congress demanding that they
outlaw stories about Zombies entirely. Put together a coalition of
outraged citizenry demanding an end to "terrorist writings" by young
writers with jumbled minds. 

Then in a moment of chilly awareness, I suddenly realized that the
Congress-critters might actually boost such a proposal into a House Bill
and forward it to The Shrub for quick ratification without once looking
closely at the actual events that have taken place. 

Now, if such a bill were created, and God forbid, it ever was passed to
Bush for signing into law, where will laws against politically-incorrect
thinking ever end? 

Today it is the Zombies that are illegal. Tomorrow writing fanciful tales
about our own government will be outlawed. Once you start the erosion,
lending it authenticity through the legal process, allowing this entire
macabre reign of events to happen without resistance, you open the door
even wider to other acts of terrorism against freedom of thought, do you
not?

I think I hear George Orwell and Rod Serling cawing like crows from the
ground beneath our feet, laughing themselves silly at our expense. In
fact, I cannot imagine a single writer of merit who wouldn't be shaking
their head at this mockery of law and the assault against common sense
taking place. 

Dave
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Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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