traditionally they make a beautiful, pear shaped oud contoured for women with enormous boobs. i've always wanted one but somewhere between my ears there's a voice of a seven year old kid (probably my brother) lying dormant, just waiting for me to buy something like a lady's oud so that it can say (in a "naa-naaa" tone of voice) "but that's for girls..." On Marted́, mag 4, 2004, at 22:57 Europe/Rome, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> In a message dated 5/3/2004 5:53:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time, > [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: > >>> The only other thing that helps is to jam the thing >>> against a cigarette packet in my trouser pocket and >>> I'm planning to give up soon. >> >> according to the spam i get, there are pills that will help >> you replace >> that cigarette bulge with something more organic. >> >> welcome to the list - bill > > > Hmmmm! Seems to me that this would only work for 50% of the > population, though. > - Kenneth Be > >