Repressed internal loathing and blatant jealousy that you have done
what he
can't. Just be glad he doesn't run over you on purpose. He had
great world
changing plans for the 15 seconds you held him up, and because of you
his
dreams of fame and fortune will not come to fruition. The world may
never
recover, and it is your fault.
That's only a guess, of course.
BillR
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From: mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com
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On Behalf Of ernest breakfield
Sent: Monday, June 08, 2009 11:39 PM
To: Mercedes Discussion List
Subject: Re: [MBZ] 3 ton Sprinter v. 18lb Trek -- I lose
hi Rich!
first, glad to hear you're relatively OK; it could have been so much
worse.
as a side note, why does it seem that when i'm bicycling, the
lectures on "how to rid" usually come from a fat guy in a Cadillac? does
anyone else seen the irony in that? ;-)
cheers!
e
Rich Thomas wrote:
> Was out for my Sunday morning ride, a gorgeous cool morning here in
> the Low Country. About 20 miles into it on one of our 2 narrow
> picturesque 2 lane roads when a goober in a Sprinter decides to
> educate me on "bicycle safety." I ride about a foot or two from the
> right white line, plenty of room for cars to pass, a car behind might
> have to wait for an oncoming car (of which there are very few on
> Sunday morning, why I ride then). Most people are pretty good about
> it, esp on a Sunday morning.
>
> So this guy gets right alongside me, like a foot away and rolls down
> his window and starts to yell at me about bicycle safety and "riding
> in the middle of the road and can't pass blah blah." I must say I
> told him what he could do with himself and his lesson, in fairly
> specific terms. Well, about that time here comes a car the other way
> (double yellow lines, he is across the center), he tries to speed up
> and pass (acceleration is not a forte of the Sprinter it seems) then
> pushes right to miss the oncoming vehicle, I try to push off the back
> fender so he won't hit me, I and go down pretty hard on the pavement.
> One skids a ways when you are cranking along about 20 or so, spandex
> is pretty slick. I will spare you the details of the damage to my
> left side, suffice it say my pale white skin is several shades of red
> now, and will likely develop other colors of the rainbow over the next
> few hours. Doc wifey took some piccies, will go see my doc manana.
>
> The guy did stop, I was a bit rung but still pretty mad after I
> managed to drag myself out of the road a bit. A couple other cars
> stopped a few minutes later, a couple called the cops (one had just
> passed me the other way a few minutes before, she showed up pretty
> quick) and bambablance. I called my wife, she showed up wicked pissed
> and went off on the goober too, who confabulated quite a story. The
> deputy was not familiar with the new bicycle laws, so only wrote him a
> ticket for improper passing. Since no one had witnessed it, she could
> not get him for assualt with a deadly weapon, to wit, a motor vehicle
> though she wished she could. The EMTs let me go after a bit of a
> checkup, I knew who the president was and what day it was.
>
> Earlier I had another close call with an AT&T van, I stopped and noted
> the time and place, was thinking about giving them a ring, I am
> definitely on that tomorrow. I did not see any other vans, so finding
> who that was should be pretty easy. We have a new, fairly stringent
> bike law here in SC, the deputy was not aware of it but said I could
> go to the judge to get more charges on the guy. Anyway, there is a
> lawyer who works with the local cycling coalition, gonna call him
> tomorrow and I'm gonna find myself a junkyard dog advertising on late
> night TV. This goober is in for the sh**storm of his life. I might
> even get me a nice Sprinter out of the deal!!!
>
> The bike seems to have pretty much survived, though I need to check it
> out and see if it is salvageable (those new Madones look very nice). I
> am pretty banged up and sore but still upright.
>
> Off to find some happy pills...
>
> --R
>
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