I don’t think you even need a realtor right now. Just stick it on Zillow and it will sell within a day probably.
Sent from my iPhone > On May 20, 2021, at 5:42 PM, Clay via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > > Seems there is a whole industry to make cash off idiots selling homes. I > had no idea that the stuff that should be part of the realtor magic wants > paid. Staging, photos, 5 color glossy brochures, web page, 3D camera. Even > the “virtual” staging wants paid. Take that out of you darn fee. > > With the market as hyped up as all the estate folks were chanting, what the > heck do I need to pay you a five figure bonus to peddle the place? Stuff a > few folks through the door. There is so little inventory, there will be > enough people who will pay and not ask questions, just to keep from being > over bid and having to prolong their searching while prices rocket up, supply > tightens, and building material quintuples in price. > > clay > > I have no pronouns please do not refer to me. > > > >> On May 20, 2021, at 2:02 PM, Mitch Haley via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com >> <mailto:mercedes@okiebenz.com>> wrote: >> >>> On 2021-05-20 16:05, Clay via Mercedes wrote: >>> Still >>> expected to take him longer to fly the drone for outdoor pix, set up >>> the magic 3D cams and stitch them together for the walk through >>> website, and collect the befouled face diapers after open house, than >>> it will take to get multiple over-priced offers. Should be closed >>> before July. >> >> >> Your realtor is a licensed commercial drone pilot, or just a scufflaw? >> >> Mitch >> >> _______________________________________ >> http://www.okiebenz.com <http://www.okiebenz.com/> >> >> To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ >> >> To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: >> http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com >> > > > > Clay > > This e-mail from Clay Monroe and any attachments to it are confidential to > the intended recipient and may also be uncensored. If you have received it in > error please consult your religious adviser. If you are not the intended > recipient, why have you read this far? Please do not staple, spindle or > otherwise mutilate this document, doing so may damage your screen. All > communications may be subject to interception or monitoring by the men in > black helicopters for security purposes. Please rely on your own swine flu > virus checking as the sender cannot accept any liability for any damage > arising from any bug or virus infection. > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
