Title: RE: Re[6]: [newbie] OT Linux gaming OT
If microsoft made cars:
 
The fuel, temperature, alarm, and battery lights would al be replaced with a general car error light.
 
The engine would need a driver update every 2 days.
 
The doors would not shut without a call to technical support.
 
the locks would cost extra.
 
No matter how big the boot, it would always get full.
 
Most of the battery power would be needed to power the buy from microsoft banner on the back.
 
Airbrakes would take 10 minutes to respond, and an hour to start up again.
 
You would need to format the daskboard every 6 months.
 
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, August 18, 2000 2:44 PM
Subject: RE: Re[6]: [newbie] OT Linux gaming OT

>> If you buy a new tire for your car and the car starts pulling so bad
>> that you can't keep it on the road, who is to blame?  Don't blame the
>> car manufacturer just because the car doesn't support whatever tire you
>> want to buy.

> Well if 80% of the cars support it then I guess I will choose the car
> which supports the biggest variety of tires.

But you didn't.  That car is named Windows.  :)

Jon

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