The computer store I used to work at had 3 girls up front working the registers, and 4 of guys in the back doing the technician thing. One dude came in there this one day and said he couldn't talk to the girls because he wanted to talk to a "man who knows what he's talking about". Without missing a beat, every question he asked each one of us would answer, "Sorry, you'd have to ask the girls up front about that. That's their department." That guy finally had to go up there and eat his words. That was good fun ;)
-Kyle On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 5:27 PM, Creative Residential Designs < [email protected]> wrote: > > I worked in Customer Service for Sears Service Center in Boise, Idaho. > It was standard procedure to go through a step by step tech manual with a > customer on their non-working appliances. In many cases of course it was > something that the customer did to cause the problem. Most of them were > hysterical though and wouldn't listen to the girls in Customer Service. > They > wanted a technician to talk to and they wanted one NOW!!!! > I have a deep voice and sounded like a dude, so it became "standard > procedure" to put me on as a "technician". I would go through the same > manual, same procedure as the other girls would have and in most cases > would > help them fix their own problem. The only problem would come later (if the > problem didn't get cured) when they wanted that "technician" that they > spoke > to earlier to be the one to come out and actually fix their appliances. > They > would have been sorely disappointed in my skills. > HotrodMamma. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Kyle K.K." <[email protected]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, March 16, 2009 11:56 AM > Subject: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: *shakes fist* > > > > > > No no. Here's a good one. > > > > "Hello *** tech support, this is Kyle, how can I help you?" > > *I can't get online.* > > "Ok, what hotel and city are you in?" > > *Umm, Best Western and I don't know what city.* > > "What state are you in?" > > *I don't know. Why do you need to know this anyway?* > > "Well, I have to log into the equipment." > > *Oh. {click}* > > > > She calls back and gets a coworker. He tells her he needs the hotel's > > location. She hangs up on him too. She calls back a third time. > > > > *I'm at a Best Western in ****, Wisconsin. I called the front desk.* > > > > I was able to help her out after that. > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:51 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> > wrote: > >> I have one that tops them all.. gotta call saying my coffe holder is > >> broke. > >> I was like WHA?!?! he said yeah, everyday i come to work and hit the > >> botton > >> on my computer and my coffee holder comes out...i about fell out of my > >> chair > >> > >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> > wrote: > >>> > >>> How many people here work as a computer tech/admin/etc? > >>> > >>> Hit any key. > >>> > >>> "Where's the any key?!" > >>> > >>> > >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:47 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> > >>> wrote: > >>> > we also have picnic errors here problem in chair not in computer! > >>> > hahahah i > >>> > work tech support for mediacom > >>> > > >>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:45 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> > >>> > wrote: > >>> >> > >>> >> It could be worse. > >>> >> > >>> >> *Your idee10tee.ini file is missing from your computer. In tech > >>> >> terms, > >>> >> we call this a PEBKAC error." > >>> >> > >>> >> > >>> >> > >>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:43 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> > >>> >> wrote: > >>> >> > yup u need the belt to keep the exhaust flowing! and ive never > >>> >> > heard > >>> >> > the > >>> >> > red > >>> >> > dye thats good, oh i have to install the headlight coolant also! > >>> >> > that > >>> >> > way > >>> >> > they dont overheat! > >>> >> > > >>> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:42 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected] > > > >>> >> > wrote: > >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> I haven't heard the exhaust belt one. Nice. My favorite was the > >>> >> >> taillight dye. You know, to keep the taillight red. > >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:39 PM, Josh Bowlin > >>> >> >> <[email protected]> > >>> >> >> wrote: > >>> >> >> > HA my dad used to be a mechanic, and he knows a few in town, he > >>> >> >> > told > >>> >> >> > my > >>> >> >> > sister she needed about one of each of those. she gave the guy > >>> >> >> > her > >>> >> >> > credit > >>> >> >> > card just as my dad walked around the corner, we all still get > a > >>> >> >> > good > >>> >> >> > chuckle out of it, oh and dont forget the exhaust belt! > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:37 PM, Kyle Munz <[email protected] > > > >>> >> >> > wrote: > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> You have to be careful about these jokes sometimes. We had a > >>> >> >> >> 3000GT > >>> >> >> >> VR-4 > >>> >> >> >> guy actually buy "Bearings, Muffler" once. Turns out Mitz > >>> >> >> >> actually > >>> >> >> >> makes > >>> >> >> >> them and they're non-refundable. > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> -Kyle > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM, Kyle K.K. > >>> >> >> >> <[email protected]> > >>> >> >> >> wrote: > >>> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >>> Especially when it's halogen high test synthetic and you want > >>> >> >> >>> the > >>> >> >> >>> 'mid > >>> >> >> >>> beam' weight. > >>> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:33 PM, Kyle Munz > >>> >> >> >>> <[email protected]> > >>> >> >> >>> wrote: > >>> >> >> >>> > That's nowhere near as bad as headlight fluid, especially > if > >>> >> >> >>> > you > >>> >> >> >>> > have > >>> >> >> >>> > to buy > >>> >> >> >>> > the halogen. That stuff gets expensive! > >>> >> >> >>> > > >>> >> >> >>> > -Kyle > >>> >> >> >>> > > >>> >> >> >>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM, Kyle K.K. > >>> >> >> >>> > <[email protected]> > >>> >> >> >>> > wrote: > >>> >> >> >>> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> Good thing I don't have to replace my blinker fluid! > >>> >> >> >>> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:28 PM, Kyle Munz > >>> >> >> >>> >> <[email protected]> > >>> >> >> >>> >> wrote: > >>> >> >> >>> >> > Sounds to me like your muffler bearings have finally > worn > >>> >> >> >>> >> > out. > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > -Kyle > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:24 PM, Kyle K.K. > >>> >> >> >>> >> > <[email protected]> > >>> >> >> >>> >> > wrote: > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> I just sank a couple hundred bucks into my 550 and now > I > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> have > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> an > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> exhaust leak. The farthest left pipe is just a touch > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> loose. > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> If I > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> push > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> in from the front, it goes away. Why is it that as soon > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> as > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> you > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> fix > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> up > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> the bike, something else goes wrong? > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> *see subject line* > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> -Kyle KK > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > > >>> >> >> >>> >> > >>> >> >> >>> >> > >>> >> >> >>> > > >>> >> >> >>> > > >>> >> >> >>> > > > >>> >> >> >>> > > >>> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> > > > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> > >>> >> > > >>> >> > > >>> >> > > > >>> >> > > >>> >> >> > >>> > > >>> > >>> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. 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