This one gets my vote. I'm from Texas and love to hear a good Aggie joke ;)
On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:28 PM, Daniel Rodriguez <drod...@gmail.com> wrote: > From Texas and we usually make fun of those from Texas A&M (Aggies) > > Two Aggie hunter are out in the woods hunting deer. > > On of them bags a 18 point buck! So, they both each pick up a hind leg and > start to drag it back to the truck. > > Well, the antlers keep getting caught in the tall grass and weeds, so they > were having a hard time dragging their kill back to the truck. > > A third hunter comes out of the woods and sees what these two are doing. He > says, "No, no, no! If you are going to drag that deer, do it right! What you > need to do is drag the deer by the antlers. That way, you and block and move > the grass and stuff out of the way. That would make it much easier to do." > > Well, the two Aggie Hunters thanked the other hunter and proceeded to do as > he said. > > About 30 minutes later the first Aggie says to the second Aggie, "Boy! I am > sure glad that guy showed us the right way to drag this deer." > > Whereas the second Aggie says, "Yeah. But look how far away we are from the > truck.: > > > On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 4:17 PM, Richard Stovall <rich...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> Uh oh. Here we go... >> >> Seen at Goode Company BBQ in Houston. >> >> She offered her honor. >> He honored her offer. >> All through the night it was honor and offer. >> >> On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Andy Shook <andy.sh...@peak10.com> wrote: >> >>> For the last little bit of Friday, I’m now declaring a bad joke contest >>> for this here NT list. I’m the sole judge and decision maker. >>> >>> >>> >>> I’ll start off (and probably win) >>> >>> >>> >>> -------------------------- >>> >>> >>> >>> What do you call in when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite? >>> >>> >>> >>> Abominable (say it slow) >>> >>> >>> >>> Shook >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > -- Sherry Abercrombie "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
