How do you know when a Blonde has been at your computer? There's whiteout on the screen! John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership for Strong Families
________________________________ From: richardmccl...@aspca.org <richardmccl...@aspca.org> To: NT System Admin Issues <ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com> Sent: Mon Jul 12 12:33:06 2010 Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest OK, someone had to go and cross the "blonde" barrier... Three blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it! Scot Parsons <spars...@scetv.org> wrote on 07/12/2010 11:29:15 AM: > A dizzy blonde girl says to her dizzy blonde mom, "Mom, I think I'm > pregnant." > > The dizzy mom asks, "Honey, are you sure it's yours?" > > > -----Original Message----- > From: David Lum [mailto:david....@nwea.org] > Sent: Monday, July 12, 2010 12:23 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest > > If you're trapped inside an elephant how do you get out? > > Run around until you're pooped out. > > Dave > > -----Original Message----- > From: Edward Fehling [mailto:efehl...@rsic.org] > Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:27 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest > > Winner! > > Edward Fehling-IT Specialist > Planning Department > Reno-Sparks Indian Colony > (775) 785-1363 X5413 > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Robert Cato [mailto:cato.rob...@gmail.com] > Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:42 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: Re: OT: Bad joke contest > > How do you tell the difference between a regular themometer and a > rectal themometer? The taste > > > What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu? > For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment. > > > Have a great weekend > Robert > > On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Andy Shook <andy.sh...@peak10.com> wrote: > > For the last little bit of Friday, I'm now declaring a bad joke > > contest for this here NT list. I'm the sole judge and decision maker. > > > > > > > > I'll start off (and probably win) > > > > > > > > -------------------------- > > > > > > > > What do you call in when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite? > > > > > > > > Abominable (say it slow) > > > > > > > > Shook > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ < > http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ < > http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ < > http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > ________________________________ CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the company. Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
