How do you tell the difference between a regular themometer and a
rectal themometer?              The taste


What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment.


Have a great weekend
Robert

On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Andy Shook <andy.sh...@peak10.com> wrote:
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