Dear Pinky
I enjoyed and then thought
about what the title we use for  ourselves means etymologically, overtly and co-vertly.
Do I refer to myself as a Woman, lady or girl??
Which do I prefer and why.
Possibly neither!
Denise
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Sent: Thursday, November 28, 2002 11:23 PM
Subject: [ozmidwifery] Bumper stickers for ladies!

Enjoy !
Pinky
 
Bumper Stickers for Ladies

 BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
 
 OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
 
 GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT  BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS
 
 A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL  YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

 
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE  AND A CAREER

 
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

 COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

 DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

 
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

 WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

 OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

 
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

 
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

 
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

 
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

 
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

 And last but not least:

 IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN  
 

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