Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

August 17, 2005 | Issue 41*33 [the ONION]

 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just
secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"

Its satirical intent should not blind us to the complete accuracy
of this statement.

Shane Mage

"Thunderbolt steers all things...It consents and does not
consent to be called
Zeus."

Herakleitos of Ephesos

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