<?php
if ( date("l") == "Friday") {
echo get_defn("STFA");
} else {
echo "Not today eh!\n";
}
function get_defn($string) {
if ( $string == "STFA") $i = mt_rand(0,3);
switch($i) {
case "0": return "search the fucking archives\n";
case "1": return "Star Trek Fan Association\n";
case "2": return "Stay The Fuck Away\n";
case "3": return "Surface Treatment and Finishing of Aluminum\n";
default: return "search the fucking archives\n";
}
}
?>
:^) too many free cycles.
-----Original Message-----
From: Jennifer Goodie [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, September 17, 2004 2:10 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [PHP] mysql_connect does not connect
-------------- Original message from "John Holmes" : --------------
> Whatever happened to those monthly stat posts? most posts, most posts per
> thread, etc...?? Who was doing that? I haven't seen one in a while.
>
> ---John Holmes...
>
Bill Doerrfeld
http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?a=92116455400001&r=1&w=2
STFA!!! :)
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