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Gay Baby Boom Expected <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/7FsQY53YtjI/gay-baby-boom-expected.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 06 Oct 2014 10:55 AM PDT WASHINGTON (WNB) - Federal health authorities are warning of a 'substantial' baby boom in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision on Monday to deny appeals from five states seeking to prohibit same-sex marriage. "We are anticipating a huge baby boom from the tremendous number of expected male same-sex unions. Despite our strong recommendation that these be aborted, many couples will choose to give birth and raise families. It goes without saying that these offspring are going to require a special 'sensitivity' from society," said Health and Human Services spokesperson Jill Mohr. "The first person that calls my child a piece of sh*t is going to get slapped," said one man who intends to marry his boyfriend and produce offspring. "We demand the same respect for our kids as heterosexual couples, no matter what they look or smell like." [image: Modern Gay Family] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d0784713970c-popup>*Married gay couple with firstborn* Campus Republican: Lena Dunham Turned Me Gay <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/rtOjYTbKR8k/campus-republican-lena-dunham-turned-me-gay.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 06 Oct 2014 07:32 AM PDT OBERLIN, Ohio (WNB) - A man claiming to have attended Oberlin College with celebrity Lena Dunham says the husky actress forced herself on him one evening, and the experience ultimately caused him to turn away from women and become a homosexual. "She was horny and messed up on pills, coke, and booze. Me, I just wanted to go crash, but she was too big, too strong - Lena pounded me like a cheap steak," said the man who understandably wishes to remain anonymous. "Before the bruises had even healed, I'd turned gay." The account illustrates the mental toll such attacks take on both men and women. Many victims are never the same. "To this day I still have nightmares of being smothered by a huge, drunk, tattooed warthog in a thong,' said the man. [image: Lena Dunham] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d07734f2970c-popup>*Lena Dunham (Courtesy of HBO's Girls)* You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
