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Majority Of ISIS Fighters Are Gay <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/qYj36gfXfXo/majority-of-isis-fighters-are-gay.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 25 Oct 2014 09:06 AM PDT KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other. The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming homosexual acts morally acceptable under the present circumstances. Imam Ihaba Tolunmuhed issued the following fatwa on Wednesday to all Islamic State members: "Allah, the Most Merciful, has made it known to your servant that in this time of jihad it is permissible for a warrior to place his love sword in any scabbard, no matter how dark. Allah reminds you to wash your sword thoroughly afterwards." A Kurdish minister called the fatwa "great news," saying "the poor animals have suffered enough." * [image: ISIS homos] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201bb079f2555970d-popup>Islamic State homos* You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
