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Retailers Preparing For Ferguson Grand Jury Decision <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/OZh2F3xNuGA/retailers-preparing-for-ferguson-grand-jury-decision.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 17 Nov 2014 11:28 AM PST FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Savvy retailers in the St. Louis area are preparing for the inevitable looting following the expected grand jury decision this week on the death of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Nearly all cell phone and electronics store owners in the Ferguson area have boarded their windows and prepared fake "Health Foods," and "Employment Agency" signs to cover the real ones. On the other hand, liquor and convenience store owners plan to save steps by going ahead and setting fire to their stores the second the decision is announced. In a possibly-related story, one enterprising St. Louis entrepreneur reports over a million dollars in sales of black grease paint and afro wigs. [image: Ferguson Storefront] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d0923e62970c-popup> You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
