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State Dept. HInts ISIS Fighters Are Zombies <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/abuHOQ_zOFQ/state-dept-hints-isis-fighters-are-zombies.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 17 Feb 2015 09:35 AM PST WASHINGTON (WNB) - State Department Deputy Spokesperson Marie Harf dropped a bombshell on Monday when she confided that killing ISIS fighters will not stop them. Appearing on MSNBC's *Hardball*, Harf declared "we cannot win this war by killing them," prompting a visibly shaken Chris Matthews to ask, "Zombies? Are you telling me these guys are turning into zombies?" Harf quickly sidestepped the question, instead talking about "providing job opportunities" to ISIS members, presumably to prevent them from fighting, getting killed, and coming back as lethal, undead zombie jihadists. Later, critics were quick to condemn the Obama administration-friendly Matthews for not questioning Harf further about the possibility that ISIS fighters are coming back from the dead. If true, Harf's statements would explain the jihadist's zeal for decapitating their victims, as it's a well-known fact zombies eat only human brains. More on this important story as it develops. [image: ISIS Zombie] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d0d82c79970c-popup> You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <https://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
