Not funny. Take a trip to a rape clinic, then lemme know how witty the below is.
On Dec 12, 7:50 am, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: > Dear employees, > Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of > economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers > of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be > known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). > > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible > for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons > who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW > programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be > RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management > deems appropriate. > > Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for > Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel > Early Severance). > > Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or > SCREWED any further by Management. > > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT > (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always > prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you > feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the > attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all > the SHIT you can handle. > > Sincerely, > > The Management --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
