Ramakazee, I agree it is not funny. But my reasons for thinking that are different than the one you imply.
On Dec 12, 8:43 am, Kamakazee <[email protected]> wrote: > Not funny. Take a trip to a rape clinic, then lemme know how witty > the below is. > > On Dec 12, 7:50 am, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > Dear employees, > > Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of > > economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers > > of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be > > known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). > > > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible > > for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons > > who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW > > programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be > > RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management > > deems appropriate. > > > Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for > > Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel > > Early Severance). > > > Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or > > SCREWED any further by Management. > > > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT > > (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always > > prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you > > feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the > > attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all > > the SHIT you can handle. > > > Sincerely, > > > The Management- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
