Motorola was FAMOUS for that in either the late 70s or early 80s. On Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 9:07 AM, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: > > I used to work for a company that was well known to fire employees who > had been there for 30+ years shortly before their retirement. They > would fabricate some charge of misconduct and fire them, leaving them > without their retirement or even the ability to draw unemployment. > This company did this very frequently and got away with it. > I don't know what else to call that but rape. > > On Dec 12, 9:43 am, Kamakazee <[email protected]> wrote: >> Not funny. Take a trip to a rape clinic, then lemme know how witty >> the below is. >> >> On Dec 12, 7:50 am, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> >> >> > Dear employees, >> > Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of >> > economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers >> > of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be >> > known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). >> >> > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible >> > for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons >> > who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW >> > programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be >> > RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management >> > deems appropriate. >> >> > Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for >> > Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel >> > Early Severance). >> >> > Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or >> > SCREWED any further by Management. >> >> > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT >> > (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always >> > prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you >> > feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the >> > attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all >> > the SHIT you can handle. >> >> > Sincerely, >> >> > The Management- Hide quoted text - >> >> - Show quoted text - > > >
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