I saw a former co-worker the other day who still works for that
company and apparently they still do it. I told him he better get out
soon becuase his day is coming!

On Dec 12, 10:26 am, "Mark Kahle" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Motorola was FAMOUS for that in either the late 70s or early 80s.
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> On Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 9:07 AM, wncs <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > I used to work for a company that was well known to fire employees who
> > had been there for 30+  years shortly before their retirement. They
> > would fabricate some charge of misconduct and fire them, leaving them
> > without their retirement or even the ability to draw unemployment.
> > This company did this very frequently and got away with it.
> > I don't know what else to call that but rape.
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> > On Dec 12, 9:43 am, Kamakazee <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> Not funny.  Take a trip to a rape clinic, then lemme know how witty
> >> the below is.
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> >> On Dec 12, 7:50 am, wncs <[email protected]> wrote:
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> >> > Dear employees,
> >> > Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of
> >> > economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers
> >> > of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be
> >> > known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
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> >> > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible
> >> > for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons
> >> > who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
> >> > programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
> >> > RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management
> >> > deems appropriate.
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> >> > Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
> >> > Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
> >> > Early Severance).
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> >> > Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
> >> > SCREWED any further by Management.
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> >> > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
> >> > (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always
> >> > prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you
> >> > feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the
> >> > attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all
> >> > the SHIT you can handle.
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> >> > Sincerely,
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> Mark M. Kahle
> Blessed are the bewildered for they don't know the difference.... Me- Hide 
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