- Joel Perry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Are they solid or loose
> stools.......hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Joel's loose stools reminded me of this halloween
story:
Hospital Experience
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for
a series of
tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems
extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he
decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He
suddenly
filled his bed
with a full puddle of loose diarrhea and was
embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
Very embarrassed, he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the
soiled bed
sheets, and threw them out of the hospital
window.
A drunk man was walking by, outside the
hospital when the
sheets landed
directly over him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging
his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off,
and ended up
with the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk man stood there, unsteady on his
feet, staring
down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard,(barely
containing his
laughter), and
who had watched the whole incident, walked up
and
asked,"What the heck
is going on here?"
The drunk man, still staring down replied: "I
think I just
beat the crap out of a ghost."
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