Re: Friday Humour
On Friday 26 March 2010 19:59:57 Matthew Perrault wrote: > I forwarded the email below to my wife. > She replied "you'd be lucky if you were able to limp." > So I replied "Why, will my legs be so tired from doing all your work for > you?" And that's when the fight started . . . > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 > 11:00 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humour > > ** > In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . > > > I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' > It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. > 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. > So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' > And that's when the fight started . . . > _ > > My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the > channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' > I said, 'Dust.' > And that's when the fight started . . . > _ > > My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming > anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in > about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. > And that's when the fight started . . . > _ > > When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me > that I should get it fixed.. But, somehow I always had something else to > take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more > important to me. > Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived > home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away > with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time > and then went into the house, than came out and handed her a toothbrush. > 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' > > The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. > > > -- Bing > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: > Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humour > ** > One more.. thought of sharing > > > Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, > "A glass of your finest Less, please." "Less? Never heard of it." > "C'mon, sure you have." > "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" > "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink > less." > > Regards > Rajesh > > _ > From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL > Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM > To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' > Subject:Friday Humour > > > Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when > one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer > me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away." > "Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find > my wife so attractive?" "It's probably because of her speech impediment," > replied the second guy. "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired > the first fellow. "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!" > "Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed > that she can't say, 'NO!" > > > > have a nice weekend group. > > > > > Regards > Rajesh > > > > > Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains > corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, > please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its > attachments from your system. Thank You. > _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > > ___ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org > attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" My wife, on the other hand read over my shoulder with disgust "Why do you all enjoy making fun of your wives?" she asked "Maybe because they like to poke their faces into private mails" I answered And that's when the fight started ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour
I forwarded the email below to my wife. She replied "you'd be lucky if you were able to limp." So I replied "Why, will my legs be so tired from doing all your work for you?" And that's when the fight started . . . From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 11:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started . . . _ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than came out and handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -- Bing From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, "A glass of your finest Less, please." "Less? Never heard of it." "C'mon, sure you have." "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less." Regards Rajesh _ From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away." "Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?" "It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy. "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow. "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!" "Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO!" have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour
You win! I have been one-upped . . . -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour
Just to balance things out Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home , see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home , see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Lisa From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 12:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started . . . _ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than came out and handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -- Bing From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, "A glass of your finest Less, please." "Less? Never heard of it." "C'mon, sure you have." "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less." Regards Rajesh _ From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away." "Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?" "It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy. "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow. "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!" "Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO!" have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour
In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . .
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started . . .
_
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the
channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And that's when the fight started . . .
_
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3
seconds.'
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started . . .
_
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed..
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the
truck, the car, playing golf,
Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny
pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than
came out and handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
-- Bing
_
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humour
**
One more.. thought of sharing
Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman,
"A glass of your finest Less, please."
"Less? Never heard of it."
"C'mon, sure you have."
"No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?"
"I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink
less."
Regards
Rajesh
_
From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM
To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG'
Subject:Friday Humour
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when
one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer
me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find
my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy.
"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow.
"My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"
"Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed
that she can't say, 'NO!"
have a nice weekend group.
Regards
Rajesh
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Re: Friday Humour
One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, "A glass of your finest Less, please." "Less? Never heard of it." "C'mon, sure you have." "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less." Regards Rajesh _ From: Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away." "Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?" "It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy. "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow. "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!" "Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO!" have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)Vikram, Not to dispute your claims or anything, but I'm surprised you have customers in Kuwait. I used to work in Kuwait not more than 3 years ago with the only Remedy VAR there is, and according to their agreement with Remedy, they were supposed to be the sole Remedy partner/VAR for the Middle Eastern and East African region (EMEA). So even if a company thought of buying Remedy products and had an in-house expertise with the product, they had to go through them to purchase and for support of these products. I think the only exception was the US Army base in Kuwait/Qatar which anyway didn't really fall into the EMEA territory as technically it is a US base so it got its support from USA. So has Vyom Labs opened a shop in Kuwait?? If so who are their partners? Who are your customers there? Just wondering if they are any companies I did any projects with.. I'm just curious that's all.. Cheers Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of vikram Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:48 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Somebody obviously has too much time on his hands and takes himself too seriously!;-) -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 8:01 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? “We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong .” … Daniel -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.9/994 - Release Date: 9/7/2007 4:40 PM ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Somebody obviously has too much time on his hands and takes himself too seriously!;-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 8:01 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong ." . Daniel _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
I once saw a job advertisement when I was working in Kuwait on one of Kuwait's leading national newspaper.. "Wanted Engineer" Nothing more.. No job description - nothing! I think they did have Salary negotiable.. Damn it, that position seemed negotiable!! I was like well they do know what they want huh?!! Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 1:03 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Yeah...like the old euphemisms like "sanitation engineer," which is just a nice way of saying "garbage man." I also recall the automated call distributor at Remedy say, "Please have your support contract ID ready for the support engineer," when the "support engineer" was really just a "Help Desk analyst." No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.9/994 - Release Date: 9/7/2007 4:40 PM ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
As a college graduate, graduating as a Software Engineer (BS Degree), I don't see how becoming a PE would help me. After looking at the the NCEES website, I don't see how becoming a PE would significantly help a "Software Engineer" as none of the exams seem to touch software specific categories. I do think that a Software Engineer should know basics about the topics the exams cover. I think the equivilent to the PE for Sofware Engineers would be certifications from the different companies (Sun, IBM, Microsoft, BMC, etc.). I'm still fairly new to the Software Engineering community (graduated in 1999) so I could be wrong in this assumption. On 9/7/07, Shellman, David <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** > > In many countries to practice engineering, you are required to be licensed. > In the US, this requires that you first pass an 8 hour endurance test called > the EIT or Engineer in Training. Then you "apprentice" for 5 years under > other licensed engineers. Finally you are eligible to take another 8 hour > exam, the Profession Engineer (PE) exam. In Civil Engineering one chooses > which 8 questions they will answer out of the dozen or so choices presented > to them in the PE. Each question is multi-part and designed to take an hour > to completely answer the question. > > Dave Shellman PE > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > ** > > > Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does > not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) > > I think "Engineer" is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty > "check" with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected > depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning > depending on country. > > Like "Engineer" could rate from being something like "the expert that makes > the coffee" to really someone who passed a certain degree. > > > Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) > > Robert > Germany > > > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? > > A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say > "I could have done it better than that!" > > > > > > On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: > > > I was kind of wondering that myself > > > > Thanks, > > > > > > Gary Opela, Jr > > > > Sr. Remedy Developer > > > > Leader Communications, Inc. > > > > 405 736 3211 > > > > > > -Original Message- > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist > > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > > Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > ** > > > > They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. > > > > > > > > What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? > > > > > > > > "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and > > development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team > > is 50 people strong ." > > > > > > > > ... Daniel > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David > > Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > > Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > > > > > Vikram, > > > > As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and > > Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word > > engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? > > > > Dave Shellman, PE > > > > Dave > > -- > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) > > > > > > > > > > __20060125
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Yeah...like the old euphemisms like "sanitation engineer," which is just a nice way of saying "garbage man." I also recall the automated call distributor at Remedy say, "Please have your support contract ID ready for the support engineer," when the "support engineer" was really just a "Help Desk analyst." -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 11:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think "Engineer" is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty "check" with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like "Engineer" could rate from being something like "the expert that makes the coffee" to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG <mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> ] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say "I could have done it better than that!" On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: > I was kind of wondering that myself > > Thanks, > > > Gary Opela, Jr > > Sr. Remedy Developer > > Leader Communications, Inc. > > 405 736 3211 > > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG <mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> ] On Behalf Of arslist > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > ** > > They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. > > > > What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? > > > > "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and > development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team > is 50 people strong ." > > > > ... Daniel > > > > > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG <mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> ] On Behalf Of Shellman, David > Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > Vikram, > > As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and > Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word > engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? > > Dave Shellman, PE > > Dave > -- > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) > > > > > __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ > > ___ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" > > ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to modify an active link? A: All of them. One does the modify, and the rest sit arounnd and wait until the admin tool is finish refresh itselvs -- Jarl On 9/7/07, Drew Shuller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? > > A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say > "I could have done it better than that!" > > > > > > On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: > > > I was kind of wondering that myself > > > > Thanks, > > > > > > Gary Opela, Jr > > > > Sr. Remedy Developer > > > > Leader Communications, Inc. > > > > 405 736 3211 > > > > > > -Original Message- > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist > > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > > Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > ** > > > > They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. > > > > > > > > What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? > > > > > > > > "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and > > development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team > > is 50 people strong ." > > > > > > > > ... Daniel > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David > > Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > > Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > > > > > Vikram, > > > > As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and > > Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word > > engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? > > > > Dave Shellman, PE > > > > Dave > > -- > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) > > > > > > > > > > __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in > > it___ > > > > ___ > > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where > > the Answers Are" > > > > > > ___ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the > Answers Are" > ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
In many countries to practice engineering, you are required to be licensed. In the US, this requires that you first pass an 8 hour endurance test called the EIT or Engineer in Training. Then you "apprentice" for 5 years under other licensed engineers. Finally you are eligible to take another 8 hour exam, the Profession Engineer (PE) exam. In Civil Engineering one chooses which 8 questions they will answer out of the dozen or so choices presented to them in the PE. Each question is multi-part and designed to take an hour to completely answer the question. Dave Shellman PE From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think "Engineer" is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty "check" with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like "Engineer" could rate from being something like "the expert that makes the coffee" to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG <mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> ] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say "I could have done it better than that!" On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: > I was kind of wondering that myself > > Thanks, > > > Gary Opela, Jr > > Sr. Remedy Developer > > Leader Communications, Inc. > > 405 736 3211 > > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG <mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> ] On Behalf Of arslist > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > ** > > They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. > > > > What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? > > > > "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and > development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team > is 50 people strong ." > > > > ... Daniel > > > > > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG <mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> ] On Behalf Of Shellman, David > Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > Vikram, > > As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and > Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word > engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? > > Dave Shellman, PE > > Dave > -- > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) > > > > > __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ > > ___ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" > > ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think "Engineer" is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty "check" with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like "Engineer" could rate from being something like "the expert that makes the coffee" to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say "I could have done it better than that!" On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: > I was kind of wondering that myself > > Thanks, > > > Gary Opela, Jr > > Sr. Remedy Developer > > Leader Communications, Inc. > > 405 736 3211 > > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > ** > > They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. > > > > What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? > > > > "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and > development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team > is 50 people strong ." > > > > ... Daniel > > > > > > > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David > Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > Vikram, > > As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and > Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word > engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? > > Dave Shellman, PE > > Dave > -- > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) > > > > > __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ > > ___ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" > > ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say "I could have done it better than that!" On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong ." ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong ." ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
