Re: Human Virus Scanner

2005-03-28 Thread Russell Chapman
Julia Thompson wrote:
Religion
Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(That's the second recommendation I've gotten for that.  Ought to 
check it out this decade)

Highly recommended, but don't read it when you're tired, so maybe this 
decade will be too soon for you...  :-)
It's very thought provoking, but good fun as you would expect from Adams.

I've never seen it in print - I confess to having it as a Word document, 
though only because I couldn't find it in paper.

Cheers
Russell C.
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Re: Human Virus Scanner

2005-03-23 Thread Jim Sharkey

Robert G. Seeberger wrote:
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if 
known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every 
ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your 
life.

Religion
Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of 
defence for Earth.

Politics
Stop caring!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat 
piss.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor 
about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. 

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at 
rush hour.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

This is the only meme I've ever seen where excellent visual memory is a bad 
thing.  :)

Jim

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Human Virus Scanner

2005-03-22 Thread Robert G. Seeberger
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?


Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their 
cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

  Junkfood
  Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of 
every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


  Sci-fi
  Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


  Religion
  Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


  Discordia
  Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


  Politics
  Stop caring!


  Hippyism
  Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells 
like cat piss.


  Conspiracy Theory
  Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite 
scary.


  Environmentalism
  Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

  Pokemon (60%)
  Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


  Linux (80%)
  Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


  USA (70%)
  Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


  British (65%)
  No need for cure. Benign virus.


  Japan (60%)
  Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last 
line of defence for Earth.


  Free BSD (90%)
  The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


  Brand Names (80%)
  Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


  Computer Games (60%)
  Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a 
doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


  Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't 
crackle.




xponent

This Is Just A Test Maru

rob


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Re: Human Virus Scanner

2005-03-22 Thread maru
Robert G. Seeberger wrote:
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their 
cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:
...
 

Linux
   Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Free BSD
   The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
8-Bit
   Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Discordia
   Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
UNIX (80%)
   Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern
   operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
My god, I'm an hideous infected monster! Don't look at me!
~Maru
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Re: Human Virus Scanner

2005-03-22 Thread Steve Sloan
Robert G. Seeberger wrote:
 http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
My results look awfully similar:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with
thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
   Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
   Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to
love it.
USA
   Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
   Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the
source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
   Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
   Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Windows
   Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than
Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
   Stop caring!
Hippyism
   Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli
smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism
   Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
   Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (95%)
   The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Japan (90%)
   Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good
last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (65%)
   Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern
operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Brand Names (85%)
   Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
   I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
   Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should
see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Prog Rock (60%)
   Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they
don't crackle.
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Re: Human Virus Scanner

2005-03-22 Thread Julia Thompson
Robert G. Seeberger wrote:
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
(Funny, considering I avoid Pokemon like the plague)
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
(I have it installed, but what is there to love?)
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of 
every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
(Oh, like what I fixed for dinner tonight?)

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
(I've never worn stick-on ears in my life.  But I like hanging around 
the costumed people at cons)

Religion
Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(That's the second recommendation I've gotten for that.  Ought to check 
it out this decade)

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
(Fnord!)
Politics
Stop caring!
(I think I already reduced my caring level)
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(No, just recognizable.)
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells 
like cat piss.
(Does not!)

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's 
quite scary.
(Yes, it is.)

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
(Yeah, but it's more fun to recycle creatively!)
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
(Go Britain!)
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
(I could have told you I was infected with that awhile ago)
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do 
something with your life.
(You realize, of course, that it's a 215/216 chance of rolling a 4 or 
more with 3d6)

British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
(Whew!)
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last 
line of defence for Earth.
(But Keroppi is so cte!)

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a 
doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
(The sad thing is, I pretty much stopped playing computer games about 4 
years ago)

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
(I prefer something with 3 buttons, myself.  Really.)
Julia
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