Re: Human Virus Scanner
Julia Thompson wrote: Religion Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) (That's the second recommendation I've gotten for that. Ought to check it out this decade) Highly recommended, but don't read it when you're tired, so maybe this decade will be too soon for you... :-) It's very thought provoking, but good fun as you would expect from Adams. I've never seen it in print - I confess to having it as a Word document, though only because I couldn't find it in paper. Cheers Russell C. --- This email (including any attachments) is confidential and copyright. The School makes no warranty about the content of this email. Unless expressly stated, this email does not bind the School and does not necessarily constitute the opinion of the School. If you have received this email in error, please delete it and notify the sender. --- GWAVAsig ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Human Virus Scanner
Robert G. Seeberger wrote: http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. Religion Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Japan Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Politics Stop caring! Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Computer Games Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Ultima If you find one tell us. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Cthulhu (60%) Read some Enid Blyton. British (65%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Discordia (70%) Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Brand Names (90%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button. Cars (75%) There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. Southampton (69%) Move to the Isle of Wight. This is the only meme I've ever seen where excellent visual memory is a bad thing. :) Jim ___ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web! ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Human Virus Scanner
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Religion Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Politics Stop caring! Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Pokemon (60%) Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. USA (70%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] British (65%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Japan (60%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Brand Names (80%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Computer Games (60%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Prog Rock (80%) Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. xponent This Is Just A Test Maru rob ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Human Virus Scanner
Robert G. Seeberger wrote: http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: ... Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Free BSD The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. 8-Bit Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. UNIX (80%) Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately. My god, I'm an hideous infected monster! Don't look at me! ~Maru ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Human Virus Scanner
Robert G. Seeberger wrote: http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? My results look awfully similar: Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Religion Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Windows Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice. Politics Stop caring! Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button. Viruses you might suffer from: Free BSD (95%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Japan (90%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. UNIX (65%) Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately. Brand Names (85%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. X11 (60%) I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Computer Games (60%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Prog Rock (60%) Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. __ Steve Sloan . Huntsville, Alabama = [EMAIL PROTECTED] Brin-L list pages .. http://www.brin-l.org Science Fiction-themed online store . http://www.sloan3d.com/store Chmeee's 3D Objects http://www.sloan3d.com/chmeee 3D and Drawing Galleries .. http://www.sloansteady.com Software Science Fiction, Science, and Computer Links Science fiction scans . http://www.sloan3d.com ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Human Virus Scanner
Robert G. Seeberger wrote: http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! (Funny, considering I avoid Pokemon like the plague) Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. (I have it installed, but what is there to love?) Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. (Oh, like what I fixed for dinner tonight?) Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. (I've never worn stick-on ears in my life. But I like hanging around the costumed people at cons) Religion Read God's Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) (That's the second recommendation I've gotten for that. Ought to check it out this decade) Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. (Fnord!) Politics Stop caring! (I think I already reduced my caring level) Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. (No, just recognizable.) Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. (Does not!) Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. (Yes, it is.) Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. (Yeah, but it's more fun to recycle creatively!) Viruses you might suffer from: USA (90%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] (Go Britain!) Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. (I could have told you I was infected with that awhile ago) Gaming (70%) Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. (You realize, of course, that it's a 215/216 chance of rolling a 4 or more with 3d6) British (75%) No need for cure. Benign virus. (Whew!) Japan (90%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. (But Keroppi is so cte!) Computer Games (60%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. (The sad thing is, I pretty much stopped playing computer games about 4 years ago) Macintosh (80%) Use a mouse with more than one button. (I prefer something with 3 buttons, myself. Really.) Julia ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
