e-ketawa :-) Re: sepi
Iyah nih... hujan badai...anginnya juga gedhe nih 2 minggu yang lalu aja atap pabrik gw ke angkat angin puting susu..Ups sorry puitng beliung... hehe - Original Message - From: Heri Darmawan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 2:55 PM Subject: Re: sepi iye nih...(^_^) lagi pada puasa ngi-mail kali. kite ramein aje deh.., eh gue denger di cilengsi lagi ujan gede banget ye.. - Original Message - From: Yayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sepi nih... HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: e-ketawa :-) Amien Rais: Bongkar Kejahatan Freeport
tahi kucing = coklat = brownies... nyam nyam... On 3/6/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: gara2 gue dukung amin rais gue pernah mau di persulit waktu kuliah karena ternyata ketua yayasan adalah oarang partai lain dan gue paling getol nolak ada logo parpol di kampus apalagi orasi di kampus gue bilang kalau bapak berani musuh pertama bapak saya al hasil gue di damprat dan diancam buset segitunya dampak politeik kalau kata gie , Politik itu tai kucing hahahaha - Original Message - From: Va' - Q To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; 'Indramayu-Bandung' ; 'indramayu-MILIS' ; e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 12:58 PM Subject: e-ketawa :-) Amien Rais: Bongkar Kejahatan Freeport Heboh masalah Freeport beberapa hari terakhir, maka tak ada salahnya membaca hasil wawancara pak Amien Rais dibawah ini. Semoga bermanfaat !!!Satrio Arismunandar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Amien Rais Bongkar Kejahatan Freeport Tak ada yang berubah dari sosok Amien Rais.Penampilannya yang sederhana, dan keberaniannya dalam mengeritik penguasa, masih tetap melekat pada tokohreformasi ini. Urusan mengeritik penguasa, Amien tak main-main. Belakangan, lelaki kelahiran Surakarta, 26April 1944 ini, kembali melakukan gebrakan. Isu lawassoal korupsi, perusakan lingkungan dan penjarahan besar-besaran yang dilakukan PT Freeport, sebuahperusahaan pertambangan asing, kembali ia gulirkan. Dulu pada tahun 90-an, kritiknya soal Freeportmenyebabkan ia 'ditendang' dari Ikatan CendekiawanMuslim Indonesia (ICMI) oleh Suharto. Mengangkat isu ini menurut Amien, ibarat membentur tembok tebal.Banyak pihak yang terlibat, terutama para pejabat bangsa ini dan kepentingan asing. Kepada wartawanSABILI Artawijaya dan Rivai Hutapea, mantan KetuaMPR-RI ini bicara blak-blakan soal Freeport. Berikut wawancara lengkapnya yang berlangsung di pendopo dekatrumahnya di Condong Catur, Yogyakarta, pada Selasa (31/01). Apa yang melatarbelakangi Anda kembali berteriaklantang soal Freeport? Jadi pada awal reformasi saya betul-betul tidak bisamenerima sebagai anak bangsa, sebagai umat, melihat kelakuan investor asing yang mengeksploitasi kekayaanalam kita lewat industri pertambangan secara sangat ugal-ugalan, sangat tidak masuk akal. Malah waktu itusaya berhasil menguak pertambangan Busang, yangmestinya akan dibuka di Kalimantan, kemudian andaikata penipuan Busang itu menjadi kenyataan, maka merekabisa menjual saham di New York dengan harga yang aduhai. Sementara sesungguhnya Busang itu pepesankosong belaka. Kemudian setelah saya dengan izinAllah, berhasil membongkar kebohongan Busang itu, saya mengarahkan bidikan saya ke kejahatan yang dilakukanoleh PT Freeport McMoran disekitar Timika. Saya mendasarkan kritik saya bukan hanya kata si Fulan dansi Fulanah, atau berdasarkan qaala wa qiila, tetapisaya memang datang sendiri ke pertambangan Freeport itu. Bahkan saya sempat menginap disana dan sayarelatif sudah menjelajahi selama setengah hari keadaan pertambangan itu. Sebagai seorang anak bangsa sayabetul-betul tidak bisa menerima bahwa ada wilayah kitayang diacak-acak oleh perusahaan Amerika secara sangat menghina, karena sebuah gunung sudah lenyap menjadidanau yang sangat jelek. Kemudian entah berapa luasnya tanah sekitar pertambangan sudah rusak total. Sayajuga melihat dengan mata kepala ada pipa besar yangdipasang dari pusat pertambangan di Grasberg disekitar Tembaga Pura itu turun kebawah sepanjang seratuskilometer sampai ke tepi laut Arafura. Kemudian ternyata pipa itu untuk menggotong concentrate ataubiji tambang emas, perak dan tembaga yang kita tidakpernah tahu volume atau jumlahnya. Apalagi saya diberi tahu bahwa jelas kali Freeport itu menggelapkanpembayaran pajaknya. Begitu saya mengungkpa kenyataan ini sebagai sebuah kenyataan yang bertentangan denganUUD 45, maka dua minggu kemudian (tahun 1993, red)saya ditendang dari ICMI oleh pak Harto. Setelah itu nampaknya Freeport sebentar melakukan konsolidasi,tidak begitu mencolok mata, bahkan lantas satu persen dari keuntungannya, katanya diberikan kepadamasyarakat sekitar. Tapi yang dikerjakan Freepor makingila, yaitu ada pelipatan wilayah yang dieksploitasi dengan izin pemerintah. Kemudian juga jumlah bijitambang yang diangkut ke luar lebih banyak lagi. Selama saya jadi Ketua MPR hal ini tidak pernah sayapantau. Saya pernah dibujuk oleh James Moffett padamusim panas tahun 1997 waktu saya ada di Washington. Dia terbang ke New Orleans, dan mengiming-imingi saya.Kata dia, kalau mau saya akan diantar naik helikopter untuk tour ke daerah pertambangan Freeport, dan sayaakan diberi keterangan bahwa Freeport tidak merusakekologi atau lingkungan kita. Kemudian pada saat bersamaan saya di New York ketemu dengan HenryKissinger. Ternyata dia salah satu Komisaris, dan dia dengan diplomasinya mengatakan, Kalau Anda melihatpenyelewengan hukum, maka beri tahu saya. Saya akanmengambil langkah koreksi. Tetapi semua itu tentu saja hanyasandiwara, karena yang terjadi
e-ketawa :-) Re: sepi
Kalo BH dah keangkat dalemnyakan ada gunung kembar Oom Heri...pasti lebih dalam deh pengalamannya( kayanya dah biasa meremas dan menjilatin..hehe ) kalo atap pabrik yang keangkat yah isinya teriakan orang pada ketakutan hehe - Original Message - From: Heri Darmawan [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 3:04 PM Subject: Re: sepi tuh pabrik apa BH HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: e-ketawa :-) sepi
he'eh... On 3/6/06, Yayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Sepi nih...HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/Yahoo! Groups Links* To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/* To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]* Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
H... memang peraturan yang aneh...On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Minggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. "Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot," ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. "Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur," keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. "Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman," ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. "Apa lalu saya masuk kategori pelacur? Kalau begini caranya, gawat," katanya, Jumat. Kekhawatiran Eli muncul karena ada sejumlah pasal di perda yang membingungkan. Misalnya kalimat "Setiap orang yang sikap atau perilakunya mencurigakan...". "Yang dimaksud mencurigakan itu seperti apa? Apakah rambut pirang, badan seksi, pakaian ketat sesuai mode, atau sikap ramah?" lanjut Eli. Lalu ada kalimat lagi: "...sehingga menimbulkan anggapan bahwa ia/mereka pelacur...". Siapa yang berhak menganggap pelacur? Andai kebetulan ada keluarga wali kota ingin tampil tomboi dan modis lalu dianggap pelacur, apakah dia tidak sakit hati? "Ini 'kan namanya neken perempuan," demikian tutur Eli. Perempuan, katanya, memang dilahirkan dengan segala kelebihan tubuhnya yang dapat "mengundang". "Jangankan pakai baju seksi, yang pakai pakaian wajar saja, tapi dadanya montok tetap saja membuat lelaki berpikiran ngeres meski telah ditutup pakaian rapi. Tak hanya orang salon yang gelisah. Pekerja supermarket bersistem kerja paruh waktu juga merasakan hal yang sama. Reni (23), misalnya, karyawan counter pakaian di WTC Matahari kerap pulang malam. Kadang ia bersama teman, tetapi tak jarang sendirian. Setiap pergi-pulang kerja dia mengenakan rok di atas lutut karena model seperti itulah yang banyak dikenakan para sales girl di sana. "Nanti saya ditangkap di jalan," katanya. Menurut Reni, daripada mengurusi soal tubuh wanita dan perilakunya, lebih baik Pemerintah Kota Tangerang berkonsentrasi melayani masyarakat dengan baik. Memberantas korupsi dan memperbaiki pelayanan publik. "Ngurus KTP saja kadang dipersulit kok sudah macam-macam," tegas Reni. DPRD lebih baik mengawasi kinerja wali kota. "Di negara
e-ketawa :-) Pagi.......
Pagi.. kalo pagi2 mr Happy tegang terus kenapa yah...? HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Pagi.......
coz not unhappy - Original Message - From: Yayan To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:01 AM Subject: e-ketawa :-) Pagi... Pagi.. kalo pagi2 mr Happy tegang terus kenapa yah...? HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Pagi.......
how make mr happy,hepi..? Ros - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:24 AM Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Pagi... coz not unhappy - Original Message - From: Yayan To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:01 AM Subject: e-ketawa :-) Pagi... Pagi.. kalo pagi2 mr Happy tegang terus kenapa yah...? HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
Orang yang gak setuju mbak, yang paling aneh Kalo memang bukan PSK, Pelacur mengapa mesti takut. Emangnya sekarang sudah sulit membedakan yang mana PSK dan Bukan.. From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of MARY ROSITA Sent: 06 Maret 2006 16:17 To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang H... memang peraturan yang aneh... On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Minggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot, ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur, keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman, ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. Apa lalu saya masuk kategori pelacur? Kalau begini caranya, gawat, katanya, Jumat. Kekhawatiran Eli muncul karena ada sejumlah pasal di perda yang membingungkan. Misalnya kalimat Setiap orang yang sikap atau perilakunya mencurigakan Yang dimaksud mencurigakan itu seperti apa? Apakah rambut pirang, badan seksi, pakaian ketat sesuai mode, atau sikap ramah? lanjut Eli. Lalu ada kalimat lagi: ...sehingga menimbulkan anggapan bahwa ia/mereka pelacur Siapa yang berhak menganggap pelacur? Andai kebetulan ada keluarga wali kota ingin tampil tomboi dan modis lalu dianggap pelacur, apakah dia tidak sakit hati? Ini 'kan namanya neken perempuan, demikian tutur Eli. Perempuan, katanya, memang dilahirkan dengan segala kelebihan tubuhnya yang dapat mengundang. Jangankan pakai baju seksi, yang pakai pakaian wajar saja, tapi dadanya montok tetap saja membuat lelaki berpikiran ngeres meski telah ditutup pakaian rapi. Tak hanya orang salon yang gelisah. Pekerja supermarket bersistem kerja paruh waktu juga merasakan hal yang sama. Reni (23), misalnya, karyawan counter pakaian di WTC Matahari kerap pulang malam. Kadang ia bersama teman, tetapi tak jarang sendirian. Setiap pergi-pulang kerja dia mengenakan rok di atas lutut karena model seperti itulah yang banyak dikenakan para sales girl di sana. Nanti saya ditangkap di jalan,
Re: e-ketawa :-) Pagi.......
happy - Original Message - From: Yayan To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:30 AM Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Pagi... how make mr happy,hepi..? Ros - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:24 AM Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Pagi... coz not unhappy - Original Message - From: Yayan To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:01 AM Subject: e-ketawa :-) Pagi... Pagi.. kalo pagi2 mr Happy tegang terus kenapa yah...? HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
e-ketawa :-) about you and coffee
Sunday march 05, 2006 Cuaca diperumahan tempat tinggalku masih begitu dingin, perumahanku cukup asri dgn dikelilingi pepohonan, sawah dan taman yg ditata rapi, didepan rumah mulai terdengar orang becanda sambil lari pagi...kicauan burung buat suasana semakin nyaman Tapi aku tak bisa lagi memejamkan mata ini karena aku mencium sesuatu yg begitu enak.. iya..aroma kopi dipagi hari, begitu mata ini terbuka sudah tersedia satu cangkir kopi dimeja kecil disamping ranjangku.. hhhmmm yummyy dulu jangankan aroma kopi sebuah kecupan mesra dan ucapan selamat pagi sudah dapat membangunkanku tp kini hanya aroma kopi lah yg sudah pasti membuat mata ini enggan tuk mengarungi mimpi lagi kutatap matanya pagi ini.. sudah hampir 1 bulan ini kau bangunkan aku, menemaniku sarapan pagi, mencucikan semua pakaianku, menemani setiap hariku.. membengkak kan invoice haloku, this is your day.. hari ini kukan temani km melakukan sesuatu yg slalu buatmu senang walau kadang buat aku kesel... belanja Monday march 06, 2006 Jam weker dikamarku berbunyi nyaring.. dgn malas aku bangun dari tempat tidurku, baju kerja tersusun rapi dimeja hias hhmm tumben bajuku dah rapi pikirku.. kupun berjalan ke dapur disanapun sarapanku sudah tersedia ya walau hanya roti dan susu tp itu pan sarapan jg pikirku, semua pintu sudah terbuka tp aku kehilangan sesuatu... Dimeja tamu kutemukan sebuah kertas yg ditulis dgn rapi.. mas aku pergi ngantor dulu ya aku harus nyiapkan bahan tuk rapat pagi ini mas sih ajak aku begadang tadi malem aku jadi lupa deh nyiapin tuh bahan, rotinya jgn lupa dimakan ya ntar siang aku traktir lunch di tempat biasa jgn ngga datang lho bye sweetie, oh ya aku bawa si hijau But where's my coffee.. ? I start my day without coffee.. oh no !!! Tuesday march 07, 2006 Hhhmmm aku mencium aroma itu lagi... iya aku yakin itu...secangkir kopi ditambah sebuah kecupan dan ucapan met pagi.. hari ini aku dapetin semuanya, woww a beautiful day.. Sebuah sepatu jg sudah tersedia disamping ranjangku.. jogging.. dia ngajakku lari pagi nikmati indahnya hari.. biar km semangat kerja mas bisiknya Disepanjang jalan kutak henti menatap matanya.. This is perfect Tuk semuanya met pagiii HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
Sampeyan baca beritanya nggak sih... asal aja ngomongnya - Original Message - From: Lukman Hakim To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:33 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Orang yang gak setuju mbak, yang paling aneh Kalo memang bukan PSK, Pelacur mengapa mesti takut. Emangnya sekarang sudah sulit membedakan yang mana PSK dan Bukan.. From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of MARY ROSITASent: 06 Maret 2006 16:17To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang H... memang peraturan yang aneh... On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Minggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. "Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot," ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. "Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur," keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. "Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman," ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. "Apa lalu saya masuk kategori pelacur? Kalau begini caranya, gawat," katanya, Jumat. Kekhawatiran Eli muncul karena ada sejumlah pasal di perda yang membingungkan. Misalnya kalimat "Setiap orang yang sikap atau perilakunya mencurigakan...". "Yang dimaksud mencurigakan itu seperti apa? Apakah rambut pirang, badan seksi, pakaian ketat sesuai mode, atau sikap ramah?" lanjut Eli. Lalu ada kalimat lagi: "...sehingga menimbulkan anggapan bahwa ia/mereka pelacur...". Siapa yang berhak menganggap pelacur? Andai kebetulan ada keluarga wali kota ingin tampil tomboi dan modis lalu dianggap pelacur, apakah dia tidak sakit hati? "Ini 'kan namanya neken perempuan," demikian tutur Eli. Perempuan, katanya, memang dilahirkan dengan segala kelebihan tubuhnya yang dapat "mengundang". "Jangankan pakai baju seksi, yang pakai pakaian
Re: e-ketawa :-) FW: ADA APA DENGAN DEWA 19 DAN YAHUDI 1 .doc
Saya adalah pecinta musik Dewa 19. Lagu2nya enak..dan bikin kaki saya menghentam2 tanah..jari2 saya seolah2 bergerak mengikuti kepala. Itu kadang2 saya dengarkan dikala santai dan melepas penat. Adanya kawan kita yang mencoba memposting file yang berisi Nada Kebencian Terhadap Dewa 19, ya biarkan saja. Tinggal bagaimana kita menyikapinya saja.saya sepakat dengan Va-Q Salam --- Andi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ning Desy... Bukannya mau belain Mas Va' - Q. kalau soal benci membenci, yach kita serahkan saja sama masing2 orangnya. Trus, soal kirim mengirim berita yg belum tentu benar, bukankah berita2 atau topik2 yg sering beredar dan yg kita forward adalah kebanyakan seperti itu. ada yang salah dengan Dewa 19 Ya tergantung bagaimana kita menyikapinya. Salam di pagi buta. - Original Message - From: Desy R. Pratiwi To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 1:50 PM Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) FW: ADA APA DENGAN DEWA 19 DAN YAHUDI 1 .doc mas faqih sampeyan menyebarkan kebencian ke banyak orang dengan mengirimkan berita yg belum tentu benar ke alamat2 di bawah ini: ada yang salah dengan Dewa 19 desy, semakin tidak mengerti dengan mas faqih Indra Rayananda [EMAIL PROTECTED], Indramayu-Bandung [EMAIL PROTECTED], indramayu-MILIS [EMAIL PROTECTED], e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED], __ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: e-ketawa :-) Siang
Ikutan nyumbang puisi ac Duduk termenung bukannya bingung Mata melotot bukannya marah Bibir meringis bukannya sakit.. Plung. Dan pada akhirnya. lepas jua beban di perutku... HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
e-ketawa :-) Buat yang suka pake Mouse Optical
"Mouse Optical dapat menyebabkan kanker"Kenyamanan optical mouse ternyata mempunyai efek samping yang berbahaya. Tiga tahun semenjak peluncuran pertama optical mouse oleh microsoft, telah ditemukan ribuan kasus kelainan pada jaringan tangan akibat radiasi yang dipancarkan mouse. Optical mouse bekerja dengan memancarkan gelombang elektromagnetik frekuensi tinggi ke permukaan di bawahnya. Frekuensi yang digu nakan jauh lebih tinggi dari pada pada handphone.Telah diketahui secara luas bahwa telapak tangan dan kaki merupakan pusat ujung-ujung syaraf tubuh. Radiasi yang dirasakan oleh telapak tangan bisa berpengaruh fatal pada kesehatan, karena menurut laporan WHO radiasi dari mouse setara 5 kali radiasi handphone. Akan tetapi radiasi mouse menjadi berbahaya karena dipegang terus menerus oleh pemakai komputer.Pengaruh radiasi dari mouse lebih terasa pada produk-produk berkualitas rendah, karena produk-produk yang bagus memiliki shield (pelindung) untuk melindungi pergelangan tangan.WHO, GreenPeace, dan CNN sudah menghentikan penggunaan optical mouse untuk seluruh kegiatan di kantornya, sementara Microsoft dan IBM mengucurkan dana sekitar 2 milyar dolar untuk ke rjasama pembuatan pointing device yang lebih aman.Industri-industri hardware terbesar di Cina dan Taiwan berusaha menutup-nutupi hal ini. Jika diperhatikan, mouse-mouse optical buatan Cina / Taiwan yang beredar di pasaran saat ini diproduksi oleh merk-merk yang tidak terkenal, padahal itu hanyalah sisa produksi industri besar yang sudah menghentikan penjualan.Untuk itu, cobalah memegang mouse hanya di saat diperlukan saja. Berlatihlah menggunakan Hotkey (Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V untuk copy paste). Kembalilah menggunakan mouse model lama (bola). Sekedar untuk berjaga-jaga, seorang temanku sudah kena 2 hari yang lalu. Tolong teruskan ke orang-orang yang anda sayangi.believe or not? ga ada salahnya untuk jaga2.. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!" HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
e-ketawa :-) believe it or not
Ternyata : Bercinta beberapa kali dalam seminggu dapat menurunkan berat badan dan membuat lepasnya hormone endorphins yg dapat buat perasaan jadi nyaman Dan Kandungan zal kalsium dan seng yang terkandung dalam sperma dapat membuat gigi tampak lebih cemerlang Hehehe.. yayan pasti seneng nih dapet yg ginian HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
mas lukman kayaknye harus sering2 baca koran deh On 3/7/06, wae [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Sampeyan baca beritanya nggak sih... asal aja ngomongnya - Original Message - From: Lukman Hakim To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:33 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Orang yang gak setuju mbak, yang paling aneh Kalo memang bukan PSK, Pelacur mengapa mesti takut. Emangnya sekarang sudah sulit membedakan yang mana PSK dan Bukan.. From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of MARY ROSITASent: 06 Maret 2006 16:17To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang H... memang peraturan yang aneh... On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: M inggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot, ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur, keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman, ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. Apa lalu saya masuk kategori pelacur? Kalau begini caranya, gawat, katanya, Jumat. Kekhawatiran Eli muncul karena ada sejumlah pasal di perda yang membingungkan. Misalnya kalimat Setiap orang yang sikap atau perilakunya mencurigakan Yang dimaksud mencurigakan itu seperti apa? Apakah rambut pirang, badan seksi, pakaian ketat sesuai mode, atau sikap ramah? lanjut Eli. Lalu ada kalimat lagi: ...sehingga menimbulkan anggapan bahwa ia/mereka pelacur Siapa yang berhak menganggap pelacur? Andai kebetulan ada keluarga wali kota ingin tampil tomboi dan modis lalu dianggap pelacur, apakah dia tidak sakit hati? Ini 'kan namanya neken perempuan, demikian tutur Eli. Perempuan, katanya, memang dilahirkan dengan segala kelebihan tubuhnya yang dapat mengundang. Jangankan pakai baju seksi, yang pakai pakaian wajar saja, tapi dadanya montok tetap saja membuat lelaki berpikiran ngeres meski telah ditutup pakaian rapi. Tak hanya orang salon yang gelisah. Pekerja supermarket bersistem kerja paruh waktu juga merasakan hal yang sama.
e-ketawa :-) Jurus Merayu Cewek
Praktek Jurus Merayu Cewek Dari EmailOmEchost, duda lima anak sedang membaca emailnya, dan ada artikel menarik tentang cara berkenalan dengan (baca: merayu) cewek. Salah satunya adalah dengan memulai perbincangan seperti berikut : Cowok : Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng, ngga?Cewek : Ha? Nggak..Cowok : Kalo nomer hp punya kan ?..Akhirnya,Om Echost ingin mencoba rayuan maut tersebut. Dan... Di suatu taman...Echost: Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng nggak?Wulan : Punya... Mau yang plus atau minus? Echost : Eh?!?,..ngg..yang minus aja mbak. Kalo palu punya nggak? Wulan : Punya juga.. nih..Echost : (Damn..) ?? Kalo kunci inggris, ada nggak? (dengan penuh pengharapan agar si wulan menjawab tidak) Wulan : Ooo.. itu juga ada... dari ukuran 10 sampai 20. Mas mau yang mana? Echost : (buset...).. DAAMMMN...!! F^%**K To the point aja deh, mbak. Mbak punya nomer hape nggak?Wulan : Ooo.. ini.. (sambil menyodorkan kartu nama dan brosur Ace hardware). Kalo mas butuh perkakas, hubungi saya aja. Saya kebetulan di bagian sales Ace Hardware, pusat perkakas yang terlengkap. Ace hardware gitu lho!!!... Echost : nasiiib (sambil pergi dengan tertunduk lesu..) +++ Mohon maaf jika terdapat kesamaan nama, pangkat, jabatan, titel, lokasi dan suasana+++ HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
e-ketawa :-) (Puisi of the Day) Persimpangan
Persimpangan antara hitam dan putihantara kanan dan kiriantara yakin dan raguantara terang dan gelapantara nyata dan mimpiantara jiwa dan ragaantara hidup dan mati...semuanya menyatu dan kabur hitam kadang terlihat putih, juga sebaliknyadan terus menerus.dan aku berpijak di persimpangan HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
RE: e-ketawa :-) Jurus Merayu Cewek
Damn ...! kata Desy ... Kenapa sich dia selalu berusaha mendekati Wulan hugh ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:06 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: e-ketawa :-) Jurus Merayu Cewek Praktek Jurus Merayu Cewek Dari EmailOmEchost, duda lima anak sedang membaca emailnya, dan ada artikel menarik tentang cara berkenalan dengan (baca: merayu) cewek. Salah satunya adalah dengan memulai perbincangan seperti berikut : Cowok : "Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng, ngga?"Cewek : "Ha? Nggak.."Cowok : "Kalo nomer hp punya kan ?"..Akhirnya,Om Echost ingin mencoba "rayuan maut" tersebut. Dan... Di suatu taman...Echost: "Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng nggak?"Wulan : "Punya... Mau yang plus atau minus?" Echost : "Eh?!?,..ngg..yang minus aja mbak. Kalo palu punya nggak?" Wulan : "Punya juga.. nih.."Echost : "(Damn..) ?? Kalo kunci inggris, ada nggak?" (dengan penuh pengharapan agar si wulan menjawab "tidak") Wulan : "Ooo.. itu juga ada... dari ukuran 10 sampai 20. Mas mau yang mana?" Echost : "(buset...).. DAAMMMN...!! F^%**K To the point aja deh, mbak. Mbak punya nomer hape nggak?"Wulan : "Ooo.. ini.. (sambil menyodorkan kartu nama dan brosur Ace hardware). Kalo mas butuh perkakas, hubungi saya aja. Saya kebetulan di bagian sales Ace Hardware, pusat perkakas yang terlengkap. Ace hardware gitu lho!!!..." Echost : "nasiiib" (sambil pergi dengan tertunduk lesu..) +++ Mohon maaf jika terdapat kesamaan nama, pangkat, jabatan, titel, lokasi dan suasana+++ HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) believe it or not
hwA HA HA HA HA... Tapi lom bisa ewita bebas Manmasih harus nyuri nyuri biar gak ketahuan orang...^_^ seringnyasih di rumah kos...kosan.di hotelkan ada razia terus. hwa ha ha ha...tapi makasih yah Infonya...jadi pengin sering ewita nih...^_^ - Original Message - From: Adrian E. Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 10:53 AM Subject: e-ketawa :-) believe it or not Ternyata : Bercinta beberapa kali dalam seminggu dapat menurunkan berat badan dan membuat lepasnya hormone endorphins yg dapat buat perasaan jadi nyaman Dan Kandungan zal kalsium dan seng yang terkandung dalam sperma dapat membuat gigi tampak lebih cemerlang Hehehe.. yayan pasti seneng nih dapet yg ginian HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistyang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The PharmacistTBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
Ryan keman yah.?? ada yang tahu gak...? kok gak pernah muncul nih - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:21 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The PharmacistTBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistmmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
spekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistspekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
e-ketawa :-) Depok Bangun Dua Tol
Selasa, 07 Maret 2006 Depok Bangun Dua Tol Direncanakan Dilaksanakan Tahun Ini Depok, Kompas - Dua jalan tol baru akan dibangun di kawasan Kota Depok dalam tahun ini untuk mengurangi kemacetan lalu lintas di kota satelit tersebut. Satu jalan tol akan menghubungkan Jalan Pangeran Antasari-Limo-Citayam sepanjang 12 kilometer, sementara tol yang lain menghubungkan kawasan Cinere dan Tol Jagorawi sepanjang 10 kilometer (di utara pipa gas). Pelaksana Tugas Kepala Dinas Pekerjaan Umum Pemerintah Kota Depok Oka Barmara dan Kepala Bidang Bina Marga Dinas PU Pemkot Depok Latif Djanuarso yang ditemui Kompas di ruang kerjanya, Senin (6/3) pagi, mengungkapkan, dana pembangunan jalan tol itu seluruhnya dikucurkan pemerintah pusat. Pemkot Depok bertanggung jawab melakukan pembebasan lahan. Namun, hingga kini belum jelas berapa luas lahan yang akan dibebaskan untuk kebutuhan dua jalan tol itu. Saat ini sedang dibentuk tim antara Departemen Pekerjaan Umum dan Pemkot Depok untuk menyesuaikan perencanaan dan keadaan jalan, menentukan frase jalan, membebaskan lahan, dan membangun konstruksi jalan. Yang pasti, proyek dua jalan tol ini sudah ditenderkan dan akan mulai dibangun tahun 2006 ini, kata Oka. Diharapkan, dalam empat tahun ke depan, kedua jalan tol ini sudah dapat digunakan. Latif menambahkan, dua jalan tol ini akan mengurangi kemacetan lalu lintas di ruas utara dan selatan serta ruas timur dan barat Kota Depok. Selama ini, akses timur-barat hanya lewat Jalan Tole Iskandar sepanjang 17 kilometer, katanya. Sementara akses utara-selatan lewat Margonda, Cinere, Jalan Raya Bogor, Bojongsari/Sawangan. Dia menegaskan, pembangunan jalan tol di kawasan Depok sedapat mungkin menghindari permukiman. Pokoknya melihat medan. Kalau melintasi permukiman, pasti dibangun jalan layang tol. Jadi, tidak ada masalah jika melintasi permukiman karena pembangunan menggunakan konstruksi sosrobahu. Jadi, tidak hantam kromo karena sudah didesain sedemikian rupa, kata Latif. Jika kedua jalan tol ini selesai dibangun, lanjutnya, akses ke Kampus Universitas Indonesia akan lebih mudah. Mereka yang datang dari Pulau Sumatera akan dapat melewati Tangerang (Jalan Tol Bumi Serpong Damai), sedangkan mereka yang datang dari Bogor dapat melintas lewat Jalan Tol Jagorawi. Mereka yang datang dari Jawa juga dapat melewati Jalan Tol Cikampek kemudian Jalan Tol Jagorawi. Jadi, tidak perlu lagi lewat tol dalam kota Jakarta yang saat ini bertambah padat, ujarnya. Pengamatan Kompas, saat ini investor berlomba-lomba membangun proyek properti di Kota Depok. Sejumlah pusat perbelanjaan yang dibangun adalah ITC Depok yang dikelola Grup Sinarmas, Depok Town Square yang dikelola PT Lippo Karawaci dan sudah beroperasi, serta pusat perbelanjaan Margo City milik Grup Djarum yang segera beroperasi akhir Maret ini. Proyek properti lainnya adalah apartemen, yang pangsa pasarnya antara lain untuk mahasiswa UI dan Gunadarma. (KSP) http://www.kompas.co.id/kompas-cetak/0603/07/metro/2492856.htm HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "e-ketawa" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistspekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"manyminutes later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PMTo: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistspekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear
RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
Meraka aja yang terlalu apriori Buktinya belum ada yang salah tangkap kan From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of wae Sent: 07 Maret 2006 8:57 To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Sampeyan baca beritanya nggak sih... asal aja ngomongnya - Original Message - From: Lukman Hakim To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:33 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Orang yang gak setuju mbak, yang paling aneh Kalo memang bukan PSK, Pelacur mengapa mesti takut. Emangnya sekarang sudah sulit membedakan yang mana PSK dan Bukan.. From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of MARY ROSITA Sent: 06 Maret 2006 16:17 To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang H... memang peraturan yang aneh... On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Minggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot, ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur, keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman, ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. Apa lalu saya masuk kategori pelacur? Kalau begini caranya, gawat, katanya, Jumat. Kekhawatiran Eli muncul karena ada sejumlah pasal di perda yang membingungkan. Misalnya kalimat Setiap orang yang sikap atau perilakunya mencurigakan Yang dimaksud mencurigakan itu seperti apa? Apakah rambut pirang, badan seksi, pakaian ketat sesuai mode, atau sikap ramah? lanjut Eli. Lalu ada kalimat lagi: ...sehingga menimbulkan anggapan bahwa ia/mereka pelacur Siapa yang berhak menganggap pelacur? Andai kebetulan ada keluarga wali kota ingin tampil tomboi dan modis lalu dianggap pelacur, apakah dia tidak sakit hati? Ini 'kan namanya neken perempuan, demikian tutur Eli. Perempuan, katanya, memang dilahirkan dengan segala kelebihan tubuhnya yang dapat mengundang. Jangankan pakai
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PMTo: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistspekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "Give me one more condom
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
ho-oh ...bawa laptop -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of YayanSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:30 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PMTo: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistspekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and
RE: e-ketawa :-)
Tks Eisen -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of eisen christian Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:20 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: e-ketawa :-) Haha ha.. humornya lucu sekali... si pemesan kondom-nya gk nyangka kalau bapaknya cewe yang dikencani-nya itu apotoker itu sendiri... -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:19 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The Pharmacist A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...! many minutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!! HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. Ikuti Lomba Puisi Online Jawa Timur, dapatkan hadiah menarik setiap bulannya dan hadiah total senilai 60 juta rupiah hanya di http://www.plasa.com HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out
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Des, dah diterjemahin ma tuan Eisen tuh - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Tks Eisen -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of eisen christian Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:20 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: e-ketawa :-) Haha ha.. humornya lucu sekali... si pemesan kondom-nya gk nyangka kalau bapaknya cewe yang dikencani-nya itu apotoker itu sendiri... -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:19 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The Pharmacist A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...! many minutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!! HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ -- -- YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. -- -- HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ -- -- YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. -- -- HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ -- -- YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. -- -- Ikuti Lomba Puisi Online Jawa Timur, dapatkan hadiah menarik setiap bulannya dan hadiah total senilai 60 juta rupiah hanya di http://www.plasa.com HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP
Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
Banyak wanita baik2 bukan PSK ditahan , ada istri seorang guru yangsedang hamil yang kebetulan sedang beli minuman di jalan pun ditahan dan diwajibkan membayar denda Rp 300.000,-. baca postinganom echost sebelumnya On 3/7/06, Lukman Hakim [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Meraka aja yang terlalu apriori Buktinya belum ada yang salah tangkap kan… From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of waeSent: 07 Maret 2006 8:57 To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Sampeyan baca beritanya nggak sih... asal aja ngomongnya - Original Message - From: Lukman Hakim To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:33 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Orang yang gak setuju mbak, yang paling aneh Kalo memang bukan PSK, Pelacur mengapa mesti takut. Emangnya sekarang sudah sulit membedakan yang mana PSK dan Bukan.. From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of MARY ROSITASent: 06 Maret 2006 16:17To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang H... memang peraturan yang aneh... On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: M inggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot, ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur, keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman, ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. Apa lalu saya masuk kategori pelacur? Kalau begini caranya, gawat, katanya, Jumat. Kekhawatiran Eli muncul karena ada sejumlah pasal di perda yang membingungkan. Misalnya kalimat Setiap orang yang sikap atau perilakunya mencurigakan Yang dimaksud mencurigakan itu seperti apa? Apakah rambut pirang, badan seksi, pakaian ketat sesuai mode, atau sikap ramah? lanjut Eli. Lalu ada kalimat lagi: ...sehingga menimbulkan anggapan bahwa ia/mereka pelacur Siapa yang berhak menganggap pelacur? Andai kebetulan ada keluarga wali kota ingin tampil tomboi dan modis lalu
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
SAL = ? On 3/7/06, Yayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; Undisclosed-Recipient:;@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist spekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING!Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY
Re: e-ketawa :-)
ho'oh... lucu banget... On 3/7/06, MurvitaAurora [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Des, dah diterjemahin ma tuan Eisen tuh- Original Message -From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED]To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Tks Eisen -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of eisen christian Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:20 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: e-ketawa :-) Haha ha.. humornya lucu sekali... si pemesan kondom-nya gk nyangka kalau bapaknya cewe yang dikencani-nya itu apotoker itu sendiri... -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:19 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The Pharmacist A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condombecause my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...! many minutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!! HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. Ikuti Lomba Puisi Online Jawa Timur, dapatkan hadiah menarik setiapbulannya dan hadiah total senilai 60 juta rupiah hanya di http://www.plasa.com HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jansedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
sex while lunch -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 2:17 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The PharmacistSAL = ? On 3/7/06, Yayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist spekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:"Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives
Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang
HA ... HA ... HA ... :-)))~~~ om lukman hakim ente makin lucu deh - Original Message - From: Lukman Hakim To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:55 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Meraka aja yang terlalu apriori Buktinya belum ada yang salah tangkap kan From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of waeSent: 07 Maret 2006 8:57To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Sampeyan baca beritanya nggak sih... asal aja ngomongnya - Original Message - From: Lukman Hakim To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:33 AM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Orang yang gak setuju mbak, yang paling aneh Kalo memang bukan PSK, Pelacur mengapa mesti takut. Emangnya sekarang sudah sulit membedakan yang mana PSK dan Bukan.. From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of MARY ROSITASent: 06 Maret 2006 16:17To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Perempuan di Kota Tangerang H... memang peraturan yang aneh... On 3/6/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Minggu, 05 Maret 2006 Perempuan di Kota Tangerang Gelisah Hermas E Prabowo dan Soelastri Soekirno Resah dan gelisah kini melanda kaum perempuan di Tangerang. Pemberlakuan Peraturan Daerah Nomor 8 Tahun 2005 tentang Pelarangan Pelacuran telah menimbulkan ketakutan, terutama perempuan pekerja di pusat perbelanjaan, salon kecantikan, sampai buruh pabrik. Apalagi kondisi Kota Tangerang sebagai kota industri nyaris sama dengan wilayah di Ibu Kota, di mana ada wilayah yang tidak tidur hingga pagi. Waktu kegiatan warga juga tak terbatas hanya sampai pukul 19.00, ketika aparat Pemerintah Kota Tangerang siap memulai razia pelacur atau mereka yang disangka pelacur karena gerak-geriknya. Tak usahlah melihat ke dunia hiburan, puluhan pabrik di kota itu mengakhiri kegiatan sekitar pukul 20.00. Ada pula yang menerapkan shift sampai pukul 23.00. Lantas bagaimana dengan buruh perempuan yang umumnya berjalan kaki atau pulang naik angkutan kota? Sering mereka terpaksa berdiri lama di pinggir jalan untuk menunggu angkot yang jumlahnya terbatas. Itu rutin dilakukan. Bisa-bisa petugas trantib yang sudah mengintai berhari- hari merasa sah menangkap mereka karena berada di kawasan tempat pelacur mangkal. Kegelisahan para perempuan tak hanya sampai di situ. Pengadilan Negeri Tangerang bisa saja kembali mengulangi kesalahan fatal seperti Selasa lalu ketika menggelar sidang di halaman kantor pemerintah setempat untuk mengadili 28 perempuan dan waria yang dituduh sebagai pelacur. Sesuai dengan aturan KUHP, sidang kasus kesusilaan harus dilakukan dalam ruang tertutup. Namun, aparat penegak hukum malah membuat sidang asusila sebagai tontonan masyarakat dalam peringatan HUT Ke-13 Kota Tangerang. Tak pelak lagi, berbagai komentar dan tepuk tangan mewarnai hal yang seharusnya tak boleh diketahui oleh umum itu. "Kasihan terdakwanya jadi bahan ejekan pegawai pemkot," ujar seorang wartawan televisi yang tak tahan menyaksikan sidang tersebut. Sebegitu jauh, petinggi di Kota Tangerang merasa tak ada persoalan atas tata cara penangkapan, persidangan, penjatuhan hukuman, apalagi substansi peraturan daerah (perda) itu sendiri. Wali Kota Tangerang Wahidin Halim yang mendapat dukungan dari DPRD Kota Tangerang menyatakan perda tetap berlaku. Simaklah apa kata beberapa perempuan Tangerang mengenai perda itu. "Ngeri! Takut petugasnya nyasar ke sini, dikira kita pelacur," keluh Eli, warga Warung Mangga RT 01 RW 02 Kelurahan Panunggangan, Cipondoh, Kota Tangerang. Eli (33) layak waswas, pasalnya ibu satu anak ini tiap hari pulang di atas pukul 21.00. Ia biasa naik angkot dari Salon Elita di Perumahan Bona Sarana Indah, Cikokol, sendirian. Jarak dari salon ke rumah hanya tiga kilometer, tetapi dari salon, Eli harus naik ojek lebih dulu. Turun di mulut Jalan Sekretariat Negara, Kebon Nanas, dan menunggu angkot. "Nanti kalau saya nunggu sendirian, ditangkap. Saya 'kan orang salon harus berpenampilan modis, enggak boleh ketinggalan zaman," ungkap Eli. Sebagai pemilik sekaligus pekerja salon, Eli harus tampil menarik. Rambut dicat warna coklat. Ke tempat kerja mengenakan kaus dan celana ketat, sesuai tren. "Apa lalu saya masuk
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
Yang ada TBI itu di Bekasi Pak Eko, Eko Sasmito pasti yang punya SZK Thx, Sgt -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Nugroho, Eko Sasmito Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:53 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist Importance: High kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message- From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The Pharmacist Ayoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...! manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!! HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg
Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
laptopnya produk mana nih...? lokal apa import...hwa ha ha ha - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:33 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ho-oh ...bawa laptop -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of YayanSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:30 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PMTo: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistspekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL
e-ketawa :-) Malam Pertama
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Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
ini mah SWL bos... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sex while lunch -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 2:17 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist SAL = ? On 3/7/06, Yayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; Undisclosed-Recipient:;@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist spekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12 AM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yang lucu paragraf nomer berapa om? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The PharmacistAyoung man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me to dinner and I think she is expecting something from me! The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me also. The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend onhis left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!manyminutes later the boy is still praying: Thank you Lord for your kindness... ten minutes goby and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn't know you were so religious!!! The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya 'kesukaan' yg belon jan sedih yak masih banyak kok stok jomblo di ektw...KEEP HUNTING! Love is out there!Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group e-ketawa on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE yak...:-) khususnya yg udah punya
RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist
ho-oh yg penting NGARANG !! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 2:51 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacistini mah SWL bos... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sex while lunch -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 2:17 PMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist SAL = ? On 3/7/06, Yayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Disambi ngapain Oom? SAL yah? - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com ; "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@mailgate.lak.web.id Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist disambi -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of tinuSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:37 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist ga lunch , mas ??? :) - Original Message - From: Nugroho, Eko Sasmito To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:25 PM Subject: RE: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist yg sangat tepat -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:06 PM To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.comSubject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist spekulasi... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: kalau di SBY tdk ada TBI = harusnya gak tau kalo TBI mahal ... kalau desy tau TBI mahal ( dgn cepat ) = Desy ada di JKT ! -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:50 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist bukan... desy cm nanya TBI ntu mahal apa ga? desy skrng lg konsen belajar nihon go... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: des ... di SBY khan gak ada TBI ... jadi jkt-nya dimana ? -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:37 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist mmm... mahal yak... On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The British Institute -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. Pratiwi Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:19 AMTo: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) Joke of the Day : The Pharmacist TBI = ?? On 3/7/06, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: belajar dulu ke TBI -Original Message-From: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com [mailto:e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Desy R. PratiwiSent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:12
