RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Chocolate GRAVY?!? Eck... -Original Message- From: Nikki Peterson - OETX [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 10:33 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Yum, definitely an acquired taste. Love it or hate it. Milk Gravy, I think the rest of the world calls it White Sauce. By the way, add some cocoa and you have my kids Favorite, Chocolate Gravy! Nikki -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
When I was transplanted from the south to NY as a kid, one of my teachers actually told my mom that I was too laid back. Apparently it was a flaw of mine that I wasn't as uptight and fast-talking as the Yankees! John From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 6:50 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all luv? sweetie or darlin' is MUCH more likely. I actually thought about a Southern theme...but then I remembered when I moved to Philadelphia how many times I was asked to speak more clearly and more quickly... Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
In this area it's luh-FAY-et. -Original Message- From: Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 1:56 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You mean La Feet county? Then again there are different pronunciations of Beaufort, North Carolina and Beaufort South Carolina, as well as Houston County, Georgia and Houston, Texas. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:02 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Yep! And I also correctly pronounce Lafayette (as in Lafayette County). John From: John Cook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:23 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm with you, I'll bet you're the only other one here that can correctly pronounce Alachua or Micanopy. John W. Cook System Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I,CompTIA A+, N+ From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:18 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Well, where I live North Carolina is just about Yankee territory-so that doesn't surprise me! ;-) Seriously, I'm in north Florida. People don't think of us as the south, but that's because they've only been to places like Orlando and Miami. Up here, we're just about a part of Georgia and Alabama. I've never heard of anyone putting sugar in grits except northerners. But like I said, folks from NC are northerners to us! John From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
, that place sells cinnamon toothpicks...haven't had those in years. Joe Heaton -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Sounds like a Viagra commercial... :-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:51 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all ?! WTH are you guys talking about? On Feb 6, 2008 9:42 AM, Andy Shook [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right... Tea should be almost a syrup consistency Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Don says those taste like donkey balls... Andy -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Ooo, I'll bet you liked the selections in tne adult section better :) -Original Message- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all , that place sells cinnamon toothpicks...haven't had those in years. Joe Heaton -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
TVK gave me some insights... On Feb 7, 2008 8:36 AM, Scot Parsons [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: He knows what donkey balls taste like? -Original Message- From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:27 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Don says those taste like donkey balls... Andy -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email
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That should be 'Diner' not Dinner ... -Original Message- From: Campbell, Rob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 12:35 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It also means they probably have a sink in the bathroom. -Original Message- From: Tim Vander Kooi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:25 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered
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Nope, not at all. And its the best diner around. I love diners, and I drive 15 miles out of my wa through the city of Boston to go to this one - almost every Saturday and Sunday. - Its retro - They play 50's 60's music depending on the day/time - Wait staff is quick - Everyone is happy/friendly (seriously) - Food is fresh/hot/fast - Portions are large - And most importantly: the food is damn tasty I dont know why or when it started, but this is also one of those local places that candidate's drop by followed by TV crews so they can talk to real people. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=qhl=engeocode=q=boston,+Mike's+City+Dinerie=UTF8ll=42.358671,-71.068153spn=0.091203,0.075874z=13iwloc=Aom=0 http://boston.citysearch.com/profile/4732401/boston_ma/mike_s_city_diner.html On Feb 7, 2008 1:23 PM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not that there's anything wrong with that... -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:38 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ha! Well, let me tell you something to give you a better perspective on the majority of the staff and patrons at many establishments in the sound end of Boston: it has a very large gay community. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_End,_Boston,_Massachusetts#Diversity On Feb 7, 2008 12:24 PM, Tim Vander Kooi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're
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So, planning a trip there now? LOL -Original Message- From: Campbell, Rob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 12:02 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all A larger gay community in the south end of Boston? The possibilities are endless -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:38 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ha! Well, let me tell you something to give you a better perspective on the majority of the staff and patrons at many establishments in the sound end of Boston: it has a very large gay community. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_End,_Boston,_Massachusetts#Diversity On Feb 7, 2008 12:24 PM, Tim Vander Kooi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need
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A larger gay community in the south end of Boston? The possibilities are endless -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:38 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ha! Well, let me tell you something to give you a better perspective on the majority of the staff and patrons at many establishments in the sound end of Boston: it has a very large gay community. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_End,_Boston,_Massachusetts#Diversity On Feb 7, 2008 12:24 PM, Tim Vander Kooi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why
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You mean diner? On Feb 7, 2008 9:17 AM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system
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It also means they probably have a sink in the bathroom. -Original Message- From: Tim Vander Kooi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:25 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart
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That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify
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I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security
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I think that is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, besides Don Ely's knowledge of the flavor of donkey balls. Andy -Original Message- From: Nikki Peterson - OETX [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:33 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Yum, definitely an acquired taste. Love it or hate it. Milk Gravy, I think the rest of the world calls it White Sauce. By the way, add some cocoa and you have my kids Favorite, Chocolate Gravy! Nikki -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Yum, definitely an acquired taste. Love it or hate it. Milk Gravy, I think the rest of the world calls it White Sauce. By the way, add some cocoa and you have my kids Favorite, Chocolate Gravy! Nikki -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Not that there's anything wrong with that... -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:12 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all rofl On Feb 6, 2008 5:53 PM, Andy Shook [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: And gay Andy Shook, IT Manager Decision Support LLC 624 Matthews-Mint Hill Road Matthews, NC 28105 p-704.844.1828 f-704.847.4875 e- [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:42 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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ROFL - yes: *Diner*Spell checking doesnt matter when you havent had enough coffee. On Feb 7, 2008 12:53 PM, Don Ely [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: You mean diner? On Feb 7, 2008 9:17 AM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart
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Do they also sell cigars? On Feb 7, 2008 12:24 PM, Tim Vander Kooi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Leave it to the military guy to find the porn in a candy store website... Joe Heaton -Original Message- From: Kent, Larry CTR USA IMCOM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:03 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ooo, I'll bet you liked the selections in tne adult section better :) -Original Message- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all , that place sells cinnamon toothpicks...haven't had those in years. Joe Heaton -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
He knows what donkey balls taste like? -Original Message- From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:27 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Don says those taste like donkey balls... Andy -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Don's a connoisseur of them. -Original Message- From: Scot Parsons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 10:36 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all He knows what donkey balls taste like? -Original Message- From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:27 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Don says those taste like donkey balls... Andy -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam
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I don't think so. -Original Message- From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 12:06 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all So, planning a trip there now? LOL -Original Message- From: Campbell, Rob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 12:02 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all A larger gay community in the south end of Boston? The possibilities are endless -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:38 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ha! Well, let me tell you something to give you a better perspective on the majority of the staff and patrons at many establishments in the sound end of Boston: it has a very large gay community. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_End,_Boston,_Massachusetts#Diversity On Feb 7, 2008 12:24 PM, Tim Vander Kooi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: That just means they have cute waitresses. Says nothing about the food. ;-) -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I occasionally get grits at the dinner I go to breakfast at on the weekends. I can attest that grits are nothing like porridge or oatmeal. Plug: If you live in the Boston area, I highly recommend Mike's City Dinner in the south end. If a southern boy like Bill Clinton likes it (and he does - his pictures and thanks are all over the walls), it's got to be good! :-) On Feb 7, 2008 1:52 AM, Matteson, John H Jr USA Mr USA 25th SigBN (ITT) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16
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He's military only by association. The CTR in the title means he's a civilian contractor. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 10:18 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Leave it to the military guy to find the porn in a candy store website... Joe Heaton -Original Message- From: Kent, Larry CTR USA IMCOM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:03 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ooo, I'll bet you liked the selections in tne adult section better :) -Original Message- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all , that place sells cinnamon toothpicks...haven't had those in years. Joe Heaton -Original Message- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you
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I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Not being from the US and curious, what would you expect to get ordering tea? From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 2:43 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. *** The information in this e-mail is confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you have received this e-mail in error please notify the sender by return e-mail delete this e-mail and refrain from any disclosure or action based on the information. *** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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J See #19. Tea in the southern US is brewed iced tea, sweetened. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: René de Haas [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:47 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Not being from the US and curious, what would you expect to get ordering tea? From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 2:43 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I’ll never forget how shocked I was when first I went “up north” (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. _ *** The information in this e-mail is confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you have received this e-mail in error please notify the sender by return e-mail delete this e-mail and refrain from any disclosure or action based on the information. *** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Ironic thing. I was just the opposite. I grew up in Philly and now live in a small NC town.. Imagine my surprise. Although, the Southern tea (Sweet) is much better. Nothing like a good tall glass of sweet tea. From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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You are right... Tea should be almost a syrup consistency Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company company. Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right... Tea should be almost a syrup consistency Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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That is a good way to judge. From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook _ From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right. Tea should be almost a syrup consistency.. Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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And them thar Yankees don't cook their green beans near long enough either... From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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And chitterlings... From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:10 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Grits are good with milk gravy too! Heck, anything is good with milk gravy with the possible exception of salads and desserts... From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Pronounced chitlins for you northerners John W. Cook System Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I,CompTIA A+, N+ From: Campbell, Rob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:22 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And chitterlings... From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:10 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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And a true Southerner knows it isn't pronounced as it looks... On Feb 6, 2008 10:21 AM, Campbell, Rob [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: And chitterlings……. -- *From:* Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *Sent:* Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:10 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... -- *From:* Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *Sent:* Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all * Southernisms:* 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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I have to agree Butter and Sugar where how I was raised. Bob Fronk From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company company. Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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And morels. From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits are good with milk gravy too! Heck, anything is good with milk gravy with the possible exception of salads and desserts... From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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?! WTH are you guys talking about? On Feb 6, 2008 9:42 AM, Andy Shook [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right… Tea should be almost a syrup consistency…. Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
I dunno what your talking about, but horehound made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MM Mmmm! And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, sorghum, and breeches... From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Would you like some grammar lessons to put on those grits as well? :-) Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:36 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I have to agree Butter and Sugar where how I was raised. Bob Fronk From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
I think I'll change the display name of the Everyone dl to Y'all. From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
That explains a lot. An AwFUL lot. J Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy _ From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Heh. Something to compare your grits too, as well. You can get grits in the north (at places like Waffle House and Denny's, national chains with national menus); but they are always runny up north. If you put your spoon in grits, it should stand up on its own. Grits Ain't Soup. J Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all If your spoon can't stand up on its own, the tea ain't no good. Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook _ From: Bob Fronk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:42 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all You are right. Tea should be almost a syrup consistency.. Bob Fronk From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I was born and bred in a small town in NC. I'll never forget how shocked I was when first I went up north (Philadelphia in this case), and I ordered tea, and they brought me boiling water and a teabag. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Southernisms: 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, -- you PITCH them. 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up a mess. 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder. 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long directly is - as in: Going to town, be back directly. 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and a right far piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20. 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term booger can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in that ol' booger, a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. 18.) When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin' .. , you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. This email and any attached files are confidential and intended solely for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions expressed in this email are those of the author and do not represent those of the Davis H. Elliot Company . Warning: Although precautions have been taken to make sure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage that arise from the use of this email or attachments. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Well, where I live North Carolina is just about Yankee territory-so that doesn't surprise me! ;-) Seriously, I'm in north Florida. People don't think of us as the south, but that's because they've only been to places like Orlando and Miami. Up here, we're just about a part of Georgia and Alabama. I've never heard of anyone putting sugar in grits except northerners. But like I said, folks from NC are northerners to us! John From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
I'm with you, I'll bet you're the only other one here that can correctly pronounce Alachua or Micanopy. John W. Cook System Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I,CompTIA A+, N+ From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:18 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Well, where I live North Carolina is just about Yankee territory-so that doesn't surprise me! ;-) Seriously, I'm in north Florida. People don't think of us as the south, but that's because they've only been to places like Orlando and Miami. Up here, we're just about a part of Georgia and Alabama. I've never heard of anyone putting sugar in grits except northerners. But like I said, folks from NC are northerners to us! John From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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What they don't tell you is that it's been soaked in lye. From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:46 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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And spotted dick isn't oddball? From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:55 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all ahhh right. Just checking. This list is great. All these odd ball foods y'all eat! From: James Kerr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:53 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Porridge is made from Oats not Corn. We call it Outmeal here in the states. - Original Message - From: Ellis, John P.mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: MS-Exchange Admin Issuesmailto:exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:45 AM Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Yup. Sodium hydroxide (caustic soda). Also used for making soap, and cleaning drains. From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all lye? From: Campbell, Rob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:50 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all What they don't tell you is that it's been soaked in lye. From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:46 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination
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ahhh right. Just checking. This list is great. All these odd ball foods y'all eat! From: James Kerr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:53 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Porridge is made from Oats not Corn. We call it Outmeal here in the states. - Original Message - From: Ellis, John P. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues mailto:exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:45 AM Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com
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Porridge is made from Oats not Corn. We call it Outmeal here in the states. - Original Message - From: Ellis, John P. To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:45 AM Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is -- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton -- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. -- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton -- From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy -- From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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lye? From: Campbell, Rob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:50 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all What they don't tell you is that it's been soaked in lye. From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:46 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer
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Or blood sausage? Or head cheese? Are we sparking an international culinary debate now? :-) Thanks, James Winzenz Infrastructure Engineer - Security Pulte Homes Information Services From: Scot Parsons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Posted At: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:00 AM Posted To: MS Exchange Conversation: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And spotted dick isn't oddball? From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:55 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all ahhh right. Just checking. This list is great. All these odd ball foods y'all eat! From: James Kerr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:53 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Porridge is made from Oats not Corn. We call it Outmeal here in the states. - Original Message - From: Ellis, John P. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues mailto:exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:45 AM Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright
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On Feb 6, 2008 10:13 AM, John Hornbuckle [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. Someone once told me that y'all was singular, and all y'all was plural. Anyone ever heard of that before? -- Ben ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Sounds like someone from up north trying to sound Southern. Suspicious I tell you, dang suspicious. -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:25 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all On Feb 6, 2008 10:13 AM, John Hornbuckle [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. Someone once told me that y'all was singular, and all y'all was plural. Anyone ever heard of that before? -- Ben ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Yep! And I also correctly pronounce Lafayette (as in Lafayette County). John From: John Cook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:23 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm with you, I'll bet you're the only other one here that can correctly pronounce Alachua or Micanopy. John W. Cook System Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I,CompTIA A+, N+ From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:18 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Well, where I live North Carolina is just about Yankee territory-so that doesn't surprise me! ;-) Seriously, I'm in north Florida. People don't think of us as the south, but that's because they've only been to places like Orlando and Miami. Up here, we're just about a part of Georgia and Alabama. I've never heard of anyone putting sugar in grits except northerners. But like I said, folks from NC are northerners to us! John From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Yup, I've heard that before. Yous guys in the south are so weird! :-P On Feb 6, 2008 12:24 PM, Ben Scott [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Feb 6, 2008 10:13 AM, John Hornbuckle [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. Someone once told me that y'all was singular, and all y'all was plural. Anyone ever heard of that before? -- Ben ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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FYI: Grits (G.R.I.T.S) Girls Raised in the South From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:46 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ** CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The information transmitted in this message is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and destroy all copies of this document. Thank you. Butler Animal Health Supply ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! _ From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton _ From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. _ From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton _ From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy _ From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
Mmm with homemade honey straight from the Bee Hive From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 2:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years... My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water... Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Honeybutter with hot biscuits!!! From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 1:12 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Mmm with homemade honey straight from the Bee Hive From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 2:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years... My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water... Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. _ From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! _ From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton _ From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. _ From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
And gay Andy Shook, IT Manager Decision Support LLC 624 Matthews-Mint Hill Road Matthews, NC 28105 p-704.844.1828 f-704.847.4875 e- [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:42 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
rofl On Feb 6, 2008 5:53 PM, Andy Shook [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: And gay Andy Shook, IT Manager Decision Support LLC 624 Matthews-Mint Hill Road Matthews, NC 28105 p-704.844.1828 f-704.847.4875 e- [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:42 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:43 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
ah, befitting the thread then. the international contingent is learning which areas of the US to avoid. Perhaps we need a true southern person to translate windows commands to make a US Southern OWA custom theme (instead of clicking 'OK', you might click 'Go fer it'). Then get one of those Georgia gals with the knee-weakening accent to lend their sound to Outlook Voice Access... Hey there hun. You got 3 messages, luv I may have accidentally brought it back on topic. I apologize... I'll try not to do that again... From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 3:11 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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luv? sweetie or darlin' is MUCH more likely. I actually thought about a Southern theme.but then I remembered when I moved to Philadelphia how many times I was asked to speak more clearly and more quickly. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 6:20 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all ah, befitting the thread then. the international contingent is learning which areas of the US to avoid. Perhaps we need a true southern person to translate windows commands to make a US Southern OWA custom theme (instead of clicking 'OK', you might click 'Go fer it'). Then get one of those Georgia gals with the knee-weakening accent to lend their sound to Outlook Voice Access... Hey there hun. You got 3 messages, luv I may have accidentally brought it back on topic. I apologize... I'll try not to do that again... _ From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 3:11 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. _ From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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We'd need to replace Apply with 'Git 'er done! From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:20 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all ah, befitting the thread then. the international contingent is learning which areas of the US to avoid. Perhaps we need a true southern person to translate windows commands to make a US Southern OWA custom theme (instead of clicking 'OK', you might click 'Go fer it'). Then get one of those Georgia gals with the knee-weakening accent to lend their sound to Outlook Voice Access... Hey there hun. You got 3 messages, luv I may have accidentally brought it back on topic. I apologize... I'll try not to do that again... From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 3:11 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all That was painful. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 5:33 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all As corny as it may sound, my uncle used to sing hominy, and he was a tough guy, true grits. Not sure why your granny's soul resting makes your mouth water. interesting. From: Michael B. Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:37 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I haven't thought of that for years. My granny (rest her soul) used to make fried hominy pancakes. The thought just makes my mouth water. Regards, Michael B. Smith MCSE/Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 12:08 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all And hominy is good with butter and a little salt! ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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Porridge is Oatmeal, not grits. Grits is grits. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:16 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all you mean porridge? Im glad you told me what Hominy is From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:43 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all It's ground up hominy, which you then boil to cook them. Should never be runny, as has been mentioned already. Hominy comes from corn by the way. Joe Heaton From: Ellis, John P. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 8:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Grits? John, UK. From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 06 February 2008 16:35 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I grew up in Northern Florida, and loved grape jelly on my grits... my father ate them with butter and pepper, which is how I eat them now. Joe Heaton From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.clearswift.com ** ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
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You mean La Feet county? Then again there are different pronunciations of Beaufort, North Carolina and Beaufort South Carolina, as well as Houston County, Georgia and Houston, Texas. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:02 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Yep! And I also correctly pronounce Lafayette (as in Lafayette County). John From: John Cook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:23 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm with you, I'll bet you're the only other one here that can correctly pronounce Alachua or Micanopy. John W. Cook System Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I,CompTIA A+, N+ From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:18 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Well, where I live North Carolina is just about Yankee territory-so that doesn't surprise me! ;-) Seriously, I'm in north Florida. People don't think of us as the south, but that's because they've only been to places like Orlando and Miami. Up here, we're just about a part of Georgia and Alabama. I've never heard of anyone putting sugar in grits except northerners. But like I said, folks from NC are northerners to us! John From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I'm going to take issue with your response to #16. I'm originally from the mountains of North Carolina (fairly close to the Tennessee border) and I grew up eating grits with butter and sugar. Andy From: John Hornbuckle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:13 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all 11.) A true Southerner knows that fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. I'm fixin' to forward this to some of my friends! Or fiddenta, as we say around here. 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do queues, we do lines, and when we're in line, we talk to everybody! I was so confused when, as a child, I moved from the deep south to New York and heard people talking about waiting on line. I kept looking at the floor trying to find the line they were standing on. Thankfully, a year later we left NY and headed south again! 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as y'all. A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. With salt, and sometimes cheese. Never with sugar. 19.) Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. Actually, in a good southern restaurant you don't have to say sweet. If you order tea, it will be sweet-because why on earth would anyone want tea that WASN'T sweet?! 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, Bless her heart and go your own way. In the south, you can utter all sorts of insults without being considered rude if you follow them up with a bless his/her heart. For example, That Jane just isn't very bright, bless her heart or, Joe's collards always taste like dirt, bless his heart. ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all
We are not. Y'all are the strange ones. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium - 717.633.3823 A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes. Woodrow Wilson -Original Message- From: Rob Bonfiglio [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 10:11 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Yup, I've heard that before. Yous guys in the south are so weird! :-P On Feb 6, 2008 12:24 PM, Ben Scott [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Feb 6, 2008 10:13 AM, John Hornbuckle [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A pet peeve of mine. When Hollywood tries to imitate southerners, it has actors saying y'all to just one person. Drives me nuts. Someone once told me that y'all was singular, and all y'all was plural. Anyone ever heard of that before? -- Ben ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja ~ ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
