[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-08 Thread authfriend


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater  wrote:
>
> 
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
> > > > the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
> > > > demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-)
> > > 
> > > Well, actually I'll demonstrate how hysterical Barry
> > > was all morning. 
> > 
> > By using up a day's worth of posts in the first
> > couple of hours of the new "posting week." 
> > 
> > That was my whole intention, Jude. :-)
> > 
> > I knew you'd have to double down on seeing nothing
> > wrong with calling someone a "Christian bigot" on
> > the basis of *a movie you'd never seen, and still
> > have never seen*. But I also knew you'd feel your
> > self image so threatened by the subject coming up
> > again that you'd overcompensate and...uh...post 
> > away like a crazy person to do "image repair" and
> > try to get the focus back on you again. You did. 
> > Mission accomplished.  :-)
> 
> See what I mean? Obsessed, pure and simple. You LIVE to
> 'get' Judy. Let it go, Barry, let it go. There is always
> stamp collecting to take up all that free time you will
> have once you do.

But that won't get folks at FFL to pay attention to him.
That's why he went off the deep end on this, because I'd
explained to Michael that nobody was paying him much
attention any longer except to make fun of him. And he
just *had* to do something to prove me wrong...giving us
all a whole bunch of opportunities to make fun of him.




[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-08 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
> > >
> > > Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
> > > the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
> > > demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-)
> > 
> > Well, actually I'll demonstrate how hysterical Barry
> > was all morning. 
> 
> By using up a day's worth of posts in the first
> couple of hours of the new "posting week."

You're referring to the two posts I made yesterday
evening?? In response to the seven posts you made?

Barry's mental decline is getting really serious now.

Well, there was one more post of his I had intended
to take apart in which he attempts to justify his
disastrous crash-and-burn, but maybe I should just
leave it be out of compassion.



> That was my whole intention, Jude. :-)
> 
> I knew you'd have to double down on seeing nothing
> wrong with calling someone a "Christian bigot" on
> the basis of *a movie you'd never seen, and still
> have never seen*. But I also knew you'd feel your
> self image so threatened by the subject coming up
> again that you'd overcompensate and...uh...post 
> away like a crazy person to do "image repair" and
> try to get the focus back on you again. You did. 
> Mission accomplished.  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-08 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater 
wrote:
>
> See what I mean? Obsessed, pure and simple. You LIVE to 'get' Judy.

Nonsense. Every so often I just like winding her up and letting
her "get" herself, that's all. Happy to see it works for more than
one wind-up toy...  :-)

   
[http://images.wikia.com/zenukchats/images/9/95/Monkey_cymbal.gif]



[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-08 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
> > >
> > > Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
> > > the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
> > > demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-)
> > 
> > Well, actually I'll demonstrate how hysterical Barry
> > was all morning. 
> 
> By using up a day's worth of posts in the first
> couple of hours of the new "posting week." 
> 
> That was my whole intention, Jude. :-)
> 
> I knew you'd have to double down on seeing nothing
> wrong with calling someone a "Christian bigot" on
> the basis of *a movie you'd never seen, and still
> have never seen*. But I also knew you'd feel your
> self image so threatened by the subject coming up
> again that you'd overcompensate and...uh...post 
> away like a crazy person to do "image repair" and
> try to get the focus back on you again. You did. 
> Mission accomplished.  :-)

See what I mean? Obsessed, pure and simple. You LIVE to 'get' Judy. Let it go, 
Barry, let it go. There is always stamp collecting to take up all that free 
time you will have once you do.
>




[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-08 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
> >
> > Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
> > the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
> > demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-)
> 
> Well, actually I'll demonstrate how hysterical Barry
> was all morning. 

By using up a day's worth of posts in the first
couple of hours of the new "posting week." 

That was my whole intention, Jude. :-)

I knew you'd have to double down on seeing nothing
wrong with calling someone a "Christian bigot" on
the basis of *a movie you'd never seen, and still
have never seen*. But I also knew you'd feel your
self image so threatened by the subject coming up
again that you'd overcompensate and...uh...post 
away like a crazy person to do "image repair" and
try to get the focus back on you again. You did. 
Mission accomplished.  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
> >
> > I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's
> > hysterical meltdown, but in the meantime, here's a
> > post I made back in 2007 after Barry had brought
> > this up again. The Maya expert in the Salon
> > article I quoted was, um, not exactly the only
> > knowledgeable person to have been upset by the
> > movie:
> 
> Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
> the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
> demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-)

Well, actually I'll demonstrate how hysterical Barry
was all morning. It was my remark about how nobody
pays attention to him any more except to make fun of
him that triggered his meltdown. Which, as I noted to
laughinggull, gives me lots of chances to make fun of
him, as I anticipated.

> Please also note that she has said NOT A WORD about 
> the real issues at play here. 

I haven't even gotten started, toots.

> That is, it's NOT ABOUT whether the movie was 
> historically inaccurate. No one has suggested 
> that it was.

Au contraire, Pierre.

 Any attempt to get people to focus
> on that is a diversion from the real issues.

Actually, as Barry knows, the "real issues" have
very much to do with the historical inaccuracies
in the movie.

> What those issues are -- the ones that Judy will 
> continue to avoid dealing with -- revolve around:
> 
> 1. Why did she feel competent to comment on a film she 
> had never seen, and obviously has *still* never seen?

Bogus question. Of course there's no reason one shouldn't
comment on the issues surrounding a film when there's
plenty of good reporting on those issues, as there was
with "Apocalypto." 

> 2. Why did she choose to characterize Mel Gibson as a
> "Christian bigot" (again, based on a film she'd never
> seen), when the article she was originally taking as
> gospel did not mention a word about Christianity?

As already noted (and even acknowledged by Barry
himself), Mel Gibson was widely considered to be a
Christian bigot well before the film came out.

The article didn't mention Christianity explicitly,
but it was very distinctly implicit, as I noted at
the time.

> Please note also that not a single one of the "sources"
> she cites below say anything about Christian supremicist 
> themes in the movie, either.

In fact, it's mentioned explicitly in two of the pieces:

> > Yes, Gibson includes the arrival of clearly
> > Christian missionaries (these guys are too clean to be 
> > conquistadors) in the last five minutes of the story (in
> > the real world the Spanish arrived 300 years after the last
> > Maya city was abandoned). It is one of the few calm moments
> > in an otherwise aggressively paced film. The message? The
> > end is near and the savior has come.

And:

> > Ignacio Ochoa's [director of the Nahual Foundation that 
> > promotes Mayan culture] comment that "Gibson replays...
> > an offensive and racist notion that Maya people were
> > brutal to one another long before the arrival of
> > Europeans and thus they deserved, in fact, needed,
> > rescue" articulates what I was feeling, especially
> > towards the end of this film. When the Berkeley crowd
> > started booing at the end of the film as the Spanish-
> > Christian missionaries arrive, I'm sure it was in
> > response to this sense.

How did Barry manage to miss these mentions, I wonder?

I'll just leave this in for readers to contemplate:
 
> JUDY MADE THAT UP.
> ABOUT A MOVIE SHE HAD NEVER SEEN.
> SHE'S STILL SAYING IT, SIX YEARS LATER.
> ABOUT A MOVIE SHE'S *STILL* NEVER SEEN.
> RATHER THAN ADMITTING THIS,
> SHE'S GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN.
> SHE'S A NUTCASE.




[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Xenophaneros Anartaxius" 
 wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote: 
> 
> > I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's hysterical 
> > meltdown, but in the meantime, here's a post I made back in
> > 2007 after Barry had brought this up again. The Maya expert
> > in the Salon article I quoted was, um, not exactly the only 
> > knowledgeable person to have been upset by the movie:
> 
> > A few selections from articles discussing the historical
> > inaccuracies in "Apocalypto"...
> 
> Barry is just doing what he always does, so why is this
> an 'hysterical meltdown'?

Well, you'd have to read his posts in this thread to
know why I called it that.

(I don't *think* Xeno meant to suggest that Barry is
always engaged in hysterical meltdowns; I think he just
miswrote.)

> As for Apocalypto, a rather brutal film, it's fiction.

Yes. Once you've read the published commentary I quoted,
we can discuss why the historical inaccuracies are
so significant.


> Now to this I can layer on additional interpretations from my
> own mind, based on rather poor memories of reading history
> books and from school. I can then project that the Mayan 
> civilisation will fall, that the Spaniards are bringing the
> true Catholic faith to these poor savages

Actually it had already fallen well before the Spanish
arrived. As to whether the Mayans were actually "poor
savages," well, that's part of the issue with the film.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread Xenophaneros Anartaxius
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote: 

> I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's hysterical meltdown, but in 
> the meantime, here's a post I made back in 2007 after Barry had brought this 
> up again. The Maya expert in the Salon article I quoted was, um, not exactly 
> the only knowledgeable person to have been upset by the movie:

> A few selections from articles discussing the historical inaccuracies in 
> "Apocalypto"...

Barry is just doing what he always does, so why is this an 'hysterical 
meltdown'?

As for Apocalypto, a rather brutal film, it's fiction. Even documentary films 
have very selective viewpoints, are assembled from secondary material, like old 
film prints (of which the original negative would be the most primary source), 
recollections, etc., so such a film has many elements of fiction, a retelling 
of a tale. The original event, say World War II, is long gone, it happened 
once, and fragmented memories of the event in the minds of people, and the 
shards of physical remains, military reports, news accounts, films, photos, are 
reassembled in what one thinks is a likeness of the event. For example the 
current film 'Lincoln' is not what happened, it is a representation of what 
happened and historically, if one looks at details, it has a skewed viewpoint 
compared with a consensus view (also skewed) of 'what happened'.

I recall the end of 'Apocalypto' and if I make an interpretation of it, it is 
just as skewed as the film is skewed in relation to any original event 
concerning the Maya. To put it simply my fictional account of the finale of the 
film is this:

* The Mayan family hides in the forest as the Spaniards come.

Now to this I can layer on additional interpretations from my own mind, based 
on rather poor memories of reading history books and from school. I can then 
project that the Mayan civilisation will fall, that the Spaniards are bringing 
the true Catholic faith to these poor savages because I remember that Spain was 
Catholic, and Gibson is Catholic. But I have never been to Spain, let alone in 
the 16th century. I have never met Mel Gibson. My 'knowledge' of Gibson rests 
entirely on non-primary sources, does not rest on any actual experience of the 
purported existence of Gibson. I watched 'Apocalypto' on a DVD. If I had to, 
say, prove anything on the basis of direct experience about that DVD, where it 
came from, how it came to be, and how it related to an actual world, it would 
be an impossible task. Only if I were very general, and adopted what I would 
term a conventional viewpoint about reality would this even be thinkable, and 
the result would be entirely derivative, would be just as much a fiction as 
what I was investigating.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
> >
> > I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's
> > hysterical meltdown, but in the meantime, here's a
> > post I made back in 2007 after Barry had brought
> > this up again. The Maya expert in the Salon
> > article I quoted was, um, not exactly the only
> > knowledgeable person to have been upset by the
> > movie:
> 
> Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
> the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
> demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-) 
> 
> Please also note that she has said NOT A WORD about 
> the real issues at play here. 
> 
> That is, it's NOT ABOUT whether the movie was 
> historically inaccurate. No one has suggested 
> that it was. Any attempt to get people to focus
> on that is a diversion from the real issues.
> 
> What those issues are -- the ones that Judy will 
> continue to avoid dealing with -- revolve around:
> 
> 1. Why did she feel competent to comment on a film she 
> had never seen, and obviously has *still* never seen?
> 
> 2. Why did she choose to characterize Mel Gibson as a
> "Christian bigot" (again, based on a film she'd never
> seen), when the article she was originally taking as
> gospel did not mention a word about Christianity?
> 
> Please note also that not a single one of the "sources"
> she cites below say anything about Christian supremicist 
> themes in the movie, either. 
> 
> JUDY MADE THAT UP.
> ABOUT A MOVIE SHE HAD NEVER SEEN.
> SHE'S STILL SAYING IT, SIX YEARS LATER.
> ABOUT A MOVIE SHE'S *STILL* NEVER SEEN.
> RATHER THAN ADMITTING THIS,
> SHE'S GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN.
> SHE'S A NUTCASE.
> 
> :-)
> 

So, it's all about Judy.

> 
> > A few selections from articles discussing
> > the historical inaccuracies in "Apocalypto"
> > 
> > From the San Diego Union-Tribune, 12/6/06:
> > 
> > 'Apocalypto' a pack of inaccuracies
> > 
> > Maya experts say Gibson's violent film wrong historically
> > 
> > By Mark McGuire
> > NEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE
> > 
> > December 12, 2006
> > 
> > Mel Gibson's historical drama "Apocalypto" certainly has a veneer of
> > authenticity. If you have to scramble to remember your fifth-grade
> > lessons on Maya culture, you'd certainly believe you're watching an
> > accurate, detail-rich depiction of Mesoamerican life.
> > 
> > "A lot of people will think this is how it was," said Walter Little,
> > an anthropologist and expert on Maya language and culture at the
> > State University of New York at Albany. "Unfortunately."
> > 
> > Little and two other Mesoamerican scholars at the Albany campus
> > recently screened the big-budget, subtitled epic, which opened Friday
> > and was last weekend's No. 1 movie, grossing $14.2 million.
> > 
> > All three said they were disappointed by the plot and taken aback by
> > the graphic violence, which to these eyes suggested "Braveheart" as
> > directed by Quentin Tarantino in a particularly vile mood.
> > 
> > But even if they could sponge away the blood, these experts found the
> > devil – or at least a set of thumbs-down reviews – in the details.
> > 
> > "This was not a film about the Mayas," said Robert Carmack, a retired
> > anthropology professor from SUNY Albany's lauded Mesoamerican
> > program. "It's a big mistake – almost a tragedy – that they present
> > this as a Maya film."
> > 
> > In any genre film, experts and geeks alike will pore over the
> > minutiae. In their estimation, a movie rises or falls on the little
> > things.
> > 
> > Seafaring experts debate the minor gaffes of "Titanic," while experts
> > on ancient Rome talk about minor historical imperfections
> > in "Gladiator."
> > 
> > Most moviegoers won't catch these mistakes or willful fact-
> > doctorings. Does it matter to the average ticket holder that Gibson
> > apparently fudged some facts? Not really, especially if you're just
> > looking for a period adventure featuring, by my unofficial count, 12
> > wildly different modes of killing.
> > 
> > There are no guns, but lots of lethal weapons. To those in the know,
> > however, the flaws stick out like Roseanne Barr in a Broadway musical.
> > 
> > Take the film's depiction of a major Maya city that serves as the
> > setting for much of the film's third act. Many of the architectural
> > details are correct, but they're cobbled together from different
> > locations (including ancient cities in Guatemala and the Yucatan) and
> > different eras, the experts said.
> > 
> > So what, you say? Try picturing 16th-century explorer Giovanni da
> > Verrazano navigating the east coast of the New World, and then ending
> > his journey by traversing the New York City suspension bridge that
> > bears his name.
> > 
> > You get the idea.
> > 
> > The experts said they thought, during much of the movie, it was set
> > sometime between A.D. 300 and 900 – until a closing scene places it
> > closer to the early 1500s.
> > 
> > "It was a postmodern 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread Michael Jackson
As my great grandmother Ada (that everyone who knew here referred to as Miss 
Ader) would have said, "Lord-A-Mercy! You should-a kept your mouth shut, boy!" 
meaning me, I should a kep my mouth shut!





 From: turquoiseb 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, December 7, 2012 10:55 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto
 

  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
>
> I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's
> hysterical meltdown, but in the meantime, here's a
> post I made back in 2007 after Barry had brought
> this up again. The Maya expert in the Salon
> article I quoted was, um, not exactly the only
> knowledgeable person to have been upset by the
> movie:

Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-) 

Please also note that she has said NOT A WORD about 
the real issues at play here. 

That is, it's NOT ABOUT whether the movie was 
historically inaccurate. No one has suggested 
that it was. Any attempt to get people to focus
on that is a diversion from the real issues.

What those issues are -- the ones that Judy will 
continue to avoid dealing with -- revolve around:

1. Why did she feel competent to comment on a film she 
had never seen, and obviously has *still* never seen?

2. Why did she choose to characterize Mel Gibson as a
"Christian bigot" (again, based on a film she'd never
seen), when the article she was originally taking as
gospel did not mention a word about Christianity?

Please note also that not a single one of the "sources"
she cites below say anything about Christian supremicist 
themes in the movie, either. 

JUDY MADE THAT UP.
ABOUT A MOVIE SHE HAD NEVER SEEN.
SHE'S STILL SAYING IT, SIX YEARS LATER.
ABOUT A MOVIE SHE'S *STILL* NEVER SEEN.
RATHER THAN ADMITTING THIS,
SHE'S GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN.
SHE'S A NUTCASE.

:-)

> A few selections from articles discussing
> the historical inaccuracies in "Apocalypto"
> 
> From the San Diego Union-Tribune, 12/6/06:
> 
> 'Apocalypto' a pack of inaccuracies
> 
> Maya experts say Gibson's violent film wrong historically
> 
> By Mark McGuire
> NEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE
> 
> December 12, 2006
> 
> Mel Gibson's historical drama "Apocalypto" certainly has a veneer of
> authenticity. If you have to scramble to remember your fifth-grade
> lessons on Maya culture, you'd certainly believe you're watching an
> accurate, detail-rich depiction of Mesoamerican life.
> 
> "A lot of people will think this is how it was," said Walter Little,
> an anthropologist and expert on Maya language and culture at the
> State University of New York at Albany. "Unfortunately."
> 
> Little and two other Mesoamerican scholars at the Albany campus
> recently screened the big-budget, subtitled epic, which opened Friday
> and was last weekend's No. 1 movie, grossing $14.2 million.
> 
> All three said they were disappointed by the plot and taken aback by
> the graphic violence, which to these eyes suggested "Braveheart" as
> directed by Quentin Tarantino in a particularly vile mood.
> 
> But even if they could sponge away the blood, these experts found the
> devil – or at least a set of thumbs-down reviews – in the details.
> 
> "This was not a film about the Mayas," said Robert Carmack, a retired
> anthropology professor from SUNY Albany's lauded Mesoamerican
> program. "It's a big mistake – almost a tragedy – that they present
> this as a Maya film."
> 
> In any genre film, experts and geeks alike will pore over the
> minutiae. In their estimation, a movie rises or falls on the little
> things.
> 
> Seafaring experts debate the minor gaffes of "Titanic," while experts
> on ancient Rome talk about minor historical imperfections
> in "Gladiator."
> 
> Most moviegoers won't catch these mistakes or willful fact-
> doctorings. Does it matter to the average ticket holder that Gibson
> apparently fudged some facts? Not really, especially if you're just
> looking for a period adventure featuring, by my unofficial count, 12
> wildly different modes of killing.
> 
> There are no guns, but lots of lethal weapons. To those in the know,
> however, the flaws stick out like Roseanne Barr in a Broadway musical.
> 
> Take the film's depiction of a major Maya city that serves as the
> setting for much of the film's third act. Many of the architectural
> details are correct, but they're cobbled together from different
> locations (including ancient ci

[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend"  wrote:
>
> I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's
> hysterical meltdown, but in the meantime, here's a
> post I made back in 2007 after Barry had brought
> this up again. The Maya expert in the Salon
> article I quoted was, um, not exactly the only
> knowledgeable person to have been upset by the
> movie:

Please note that the only hysterical person here is 
the Judester herself, which she will hopefully 
demonstrate for us all later tonight. :-) 

Please also note that she has said NOT A WORD about 
the real issues at play here. 

That is, it's NOT ABOUT whether the movie was 
historically inaccurate. No one has suggested 
that it was. Any attempt to get people to focus
on that is a diversion from the real issues.

What those issues are -- the ones that Judy will 
continue to avoid dealing with -- revolve around:

1. Why did she feel competent to comment on a film she 
had never seen, and obviously has *still* never seen?

2. Why did she choose to characterize Mel Gibson as a
"Christian bigot" (again, based on a film she'd never
seen), when the article she was originally taking as
gospel did not mention a word about Christianity?

Please note also that not a single one of the "sources"
she cites below say anything about Christian supremicist 
themes in the movie, either. 

JUDY MADE THAT UP.
ABOUT A MOVIE SHE HAD NEVER SEEN.
SHE'S STILL SAYING IT, SIX YEARS LATER.
ABOUT A MOVIE SHE'S *STILL* NEVER SEEN.
RATHER THAN ADMITTING THIS,
SHE'S GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN.
SHE'S A NUTCASE.

:-)


> A few selections from articles discussing
> the historical inaccuracies in "Apocalypto"
> 
> From the San Diego Union-Tribune, 12/6/06:
> 
> 'Apocalypto' a pack of inaccuracies
> 
> Maya experts say Gibson's violent film wrong historically
> 
> By Mark McGuire
> NEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE
> 
> December 12, 2006
> 
> Mel Gibson's historical drama "Apocalypto" certainly has a veneer of
> authenticity. If you have to scramble to remember your fifth-grade
> lessons on Maya culture, you'd certainly believe you're watching an
> accurate, detail-rich depiction of Mesoamerican life.
> 
> "A lot of people will think this is how it was," said Walter Little,
> an anthropologist and expert on Maya language and culture at the
> State University of New York at Albany. "Unfortunately."
> 
> Little and two other Mesoamerican scholars at the Albany campus
> recently screened the big-budget, subtitled epic, which opened Friday
> and was last weekend's No. 1 movie, grossing $14.2 million.
> 
> All three said they were disappointed by the plot and taken aback by
> the graphic violence, which to these eyes suggested "Braveheart" as
> directed by Quentin Tarantino in a particularly vile mood.
> 
> But even if they could sponge away the blood, these experts found the
> devil – or at least a set of thumbs-down reviews – in the details.
> 
> "This was not a film about the Mayas," said Robert Carmack, a retired
> anthropology professor from SUNY Albany's lauded Mesoamerican
> program. "It's a big mistake – almost a tragedy – that they present
> this as a Maya film."
> 
> In any genre film, experts and geeks alike will pore over the
> minutiae. In their estimation, a movie rises or falls on the little
> things.
> 
> Seafaring experts debate the minor gaffes of "Titanic," while experts
> on ancient Rome talk about minor historical imperfections
> in "Gladiator."
> 
> Most moviegoers won't catch these mistakes or willful fact-
> doctorings. Does it matter to the average ticket holder that Gibson
> apparently fudged some facts? Not really, especially if you're just
> looking for a period adventure featuring, by my unofficial count, 12
> wildly different modes of killing.
> 
> There are no guns, but lots of lethal weapons. To those in the know,
> however, the flaws stick out like Roseanne Barr in a Broadway musical.
> 
> Take the film's depiction of a major Maya city that serves as the
> setting for much of the film's third act. Many of the architectural
> details are correct, but they're cobbled together from different
> locations (including ancient cities in Guatemala and the Yucatan) and
> different eras, the experts said.
> 
> So what, you say? Try picturing 16th-century explorer Giovanni da
> Verrazano navigating the east coast of the New World, and then ending
> his journey by traversing the New York City suspension bridge that
> bears his name.
> 
> You get the idea.
> 
> The experts said they thought, during much of the movie, it was set
> sometime between A.D. 300 and 900 – until a closing scene places it
> closer to the early 1500s.
> 
> "It was a postmodern collage," Little said. "It was a hodgepodge."
> 
> Carmack grew more and more steamed in his post-screening analysis. In
> particular, he seethed over the portrayals of human sacrifices and
> other spectacles, which he said more closely resembled practices used
> by the Aztecs or even the ancient Romans.
> 
> The sadism that perme

[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread authfriend
I'll have more to say this evening about Barry's
hysterical meltdown, but in the meantime, here's a
post I made back in 2007 after Barry had brought
this up again. The Maya expert in the Salon
article I quoted was, um, not exactly the only
knowledgeable person to have been upset by the
movie:


A few selections from articles discussing
the historical inaccuracies in "Apocalypto"

>From the San Diego Union-Tribune, 12/6/06:

'Apocalypto' a pack of inaccuracies

Maya experts say Gibson's violent film wrong historically

By Mark McGuire
NEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE

December 12, 2006

Mel Gibson's historical drama "Apocalypto" certainly has a veneer of
authenticity. If you have to scramble to remember your fifth-grade
lessons on Maya culture, you'd certainly believe you're watching an
accurate, detail-rich depiction of Mesoamerican life.

"A lot of people will think this is how it was," said Walter Little,
an anthropologist and expert on Maya language and culture at the
State University of New York at Albany. "Unfortunately."

Little and two other Mesoamerican scholars at the Albany campus
recently screened the big-budget, subtitled epic, which opened Friday
and was last weekend's No. 1 movie, grossing $14.2 million.

All three said they were disappointed by the plot and taken aback by
the graphic violence, which to these eyes suggested "Braveheart" as
directed by Quentin Tarantino in a particularly vile mood.

But even if they could sponge away the blood, these experts found the
devil – or at least a set of thumbs-down reviews – in the details.

"This was not a film about the Mayas," said Robert Carmack, a retired
anthropology professor from SUNY Albany's lauded Mesoamerican
program. "It's a big mistake – almost a tragedy – that they present
this as a Maya film."

In any genre film, experts and geeks alike will pore over the
minutiae. In their estimation, a movie rises or falls on the little
things.

Seafaring experts debate the minor gaffes of "Titanic," while experts
on ancient Rome talk about minor historical imperfections
in "Gladiator."

Most moviegoers won't catch these mistakes or willful fact-
doctorings. Does it matter to the average ticket holder that Gibson
apparently fudged some facts? Not really, especially if you're just
looking for a period adventure featuring, by my unofficial count, 12
wildly different modes of killing.

There are no guns, but lots of lethal weapons. To those in the know,
however, the flaws stick out like Roseanne Barr in a Broadway musical.

Take the film's depiction of a major Maya city that serves as the
setting for much of the film's third act. Many of the architectural
details are correct, but they're cobbled together from different
locations (including ancient cities in Guatemala and the Yucatan) and
different eras, the experts said.

So what, you say? Try picturing 16th-century explorer Giovanni da
Verrazano navigating the east coast of the New World, and then ending
his journey by traversing the New York City suspension bridge that
bears his name.

You get the idea.

The experts said they thought, during much of the movie, it was set
sometime between A.D. 300 and 900 – until a closing scene places it
closer to the early 1500s.

"It was a postmodern collage," Little said. "It was a hodgepodge."

Carmack grew more and more steamed in his post-screening analysis. In
particular, he seethed over the portrayals of human sacrifices and
other spectacles, which he said more closely resembled practices used
by the Aztecs or even the ancient Romans.

The sadism that permeates the movie was simply not part of the
culture, the experts said. Yes, the Mayas practiced human sacrifice,
but in ways that were highly ritualized and usually involved a single
victim. Not pretty, to be sure, but a far cry from the slaughterhouse
of mass sacrifice depicted in "Apocalypto" – a virtual conga line of
the soon-to-be headless, followed by desecration of their bodies.

The body count was high, and the treatment of the dead cavalier, all
three anthropologists said.

The Mayas, an agricultural society, also would not have had an open
field of rotting corpses situated near their crops.

Modern-day descendants of the Mayas "would be totally disgusted by
this film," Carmack said. "It was all invented. The ritual was a
disgusting perversion of human sacrifices among the Mayas."

Edgar Martin del Campo, a newly arrived faculty member who begins
teaching at SUNY Albany in January, talked about religious glitches
and other flaws. Examples: Mayas would not have been awed by an
eclipse as they were in the film – they were, in fact, early
astronomers. Villagers would not have been dumbstruck by a city; most
lived in or around metropolises. The costumes were contrived.

Give the film this, the scholars said: Gibson was brave enough to
make the movie in the Yucatec language. But just as the use of
Yucatec isn't exactly a guarantee of boffo box office, the historical
inaccuracies of Gibson's latest will zoom rig

[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread laughinggull108
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 
> wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
> > >
> > > One gets the feeling that the author of the Salon piece didn't
> really
> > > see it, either. He says stuff like, "In Apocalypto, the arrival of
> the
> > > Spanish signals 'a new beginning.' Remarkably, the event is
> portrayed as
> > > tranquil, as if the Spaniards are the adults who have finally come
> to
> > > rescue the 'littleuns' stranded on the island of William Golding's
> > > "Lord of the Flies." This is total bullshit, and did not happen in
> > > the film. The pedantic professor is *projecting* this onto the
> movie.
> > > The line "a new beginning" clearly refers to the hero's new life now
> > > that he has rescued his wife and children, and escaped his pursuers.
> It
> > > has *nothing to do* with the arrival of the Spanish; they are mere
> > > backdrops.
> >
> > If what I remember in history is correct, i.e. that the Spaniards
> brought
> > smallpox and other disease to the Mayan empire, then I viewed the
> > arrival of the Spaniards at the end of the movie as the ultimate
> ironic
> > statement of the movie...they actually *hastened* the downfall of the
> > Mayan empire (now how's *that* for change?).
> 
> This is true, but most of the "empire" was already gone by the
> time the Spanish arrived.
> 
> > Really, this was the first thought that went through my mind the first
> > time I saw the movie and the camera panned from the surprised faces
> > of the Mayans on the beach to the Spanish ships anchored offshore.
> 
> Mine, too. Of course, we had the advantage of actually having
> seen the movie; Judy did not.
> 
> > With that in mind, perhaps one can now interpret what happened in
> > the movie in other ways: karmic return for the "civilized" Mayans,
> > the salvation of the young Mayan (once again) and his family by his
> > decision to turn his back on the yet unknown and ultimate death
> > that the Spaniards were bringing (again, this is what I thought the
> > first time I saw this scene), etc.
> 
> One can interpret *a movie one has actually seen* any way one
> wants; that does not mean that the writer/director saw it that way.
> 
> > I found the movie disturbing yet fascinating at the same time, and
> > am not sure one can read too much into the movie other than
> > Gibson's story-telling ability then letting the audience come to
> > their own conclusions.
> 
> The whole point of the author's tirade and Judy's piggybacking
> on it was that they didn't WANT the audience to come to their
> own conclusions. They wanted them to agree with THEIR
> conclusions, however wrong they were.

I hear what you're saying, I really do, but I just wanted to expand of what was 
already started as an opportunity for me to talk about the movie and some of 
the conclusions I came to. Like you, I didn't see any Christian themes in the 
movie and didn't even know Gibson had directed it until the end credits, 
therefore I was able to view the movie without any preconceived notions 
whatsoever with regard to what such a director might be trying to say in the 
movie. Like you, I viewed it as simply a good story well told with some spotty 
history as the backdrop.

> > However, with his beliefs coming through loud and clear in his
> > later "Passion of the Christ" movie...
> 
> Ooops. Stop right there. "The Passion of the Christ" was *earlier*,
> not later. "Apocalypto" = 2006, "TPofC" = 2004.

Oopsy, my bad. When I wrote that, I had a momentarily impulse to google it to 
see if I had my facts right but then decided not to (very interesting...maybe I 
need to start acting on my impulses).

> > ...maybe the arrival of the Spaniards *was* intended to represent
> > the ultimate salvation of the heathen Mayans (now how's *that*
> > for salvation?).
> 
> Mel's one crazy-assed religious fanatic, that's for sure. What I'm
> saying is that I saw NONE of that in this film. Nor did most
> people who saw it. Even the Pedantic Professor didn't see anything
> "Christian" in the movie, or if he did he didn't mention it in the
> article he wrote for Salon. JUDY "saw" that -- in a film that she
> never saw.
> 
> One would think, if she actually meant what she has said many
> times about "rigorous honesty" being the willingness to expose
> oneself to facts that might prove oneself W...W...W...WRONG,
> that she'd have bothered to rent the film by now and then issue
> an apology to Mel Gibson for slandering him. But I think we all
> know that's never going to happen.
> 
> Please don't get me wrong. I don't think Mel Gibson is the best
> filmmaker in the world as a director, only that he has a certain
> flair for action/romance movies. In that respect, he's a lot like
> Warren Beatty. The latter's movie "Reds" was not about the
> Russian Revolution, ferchrissakes, it was about the love story
> between John Reed and Louise Brya

[FairfieldLife] Re: Let's talk about the movie Apocalypto

2012-12-07 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 
wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
> >
> > One gets the feeling that the author of the Salon piece didn't
really
> > see it, either. He says stuff like, "In Apocalypto, the arrival of
the
> > Spanish signals 'a new beginning.' Remarkably, the event is
portrayed as
> > tranquil, as if the Spaniards are the adults who have finally come
to
> > rescue the 'littleuns' stranded on the island of William Golding's
> > "Lord of the Flies." This is total bullshit, and did not happen in
> > the film. The pedantic professor is *projecting* this onto the
movie.
> > The line "a new beginning" clearly refers to the hero's new life now
> > that he has rescued his wife and children, and escaped his pursuers.
It
> > has *nothing to do* with the arrival of the Spanish; they are mere
> > backdrops.
>
> If what I remember in history is correct, i.e. that the Spaniards
brought
> smallpox and other disease to the Mayan empire, then I viewed the
> arrival of the Spaniards at the end of the movie as the ultimate
ironic
> statement of the movie...they actually *hastened* the downfall of the
> Mayan empire (now how's *that* for change?).

This is true, but most of the "empire" was already gone by the
time the Spanish arrived.

> Really, this was the first thought that went through my mind the first
> time I saw the movie and the camera panned from the surprised faces
> of the Mayans on the beach to the Spanish ships anchored offshore.

Mine, too. Of course, we had the advantage of actually having
seen the movie; Judy did not.

> With that in mind, perhaps one can now interpret what happened in
> the movie in other ways: karmic return for the "civilized" Mayans,
> the salvation of the young Mayan (once again) and his family by his
> decision to turn his back on the yet unknown and ultimate death
> that the Spaniards were bringing (again, this is what I thought the
> first time I saw this scene), etc.

One can interpret *a movie one has actually seen* any way one
wants; that does not mean that the writer/director saw it that way.

> I found the movie disturbing yet fascinating at the same time, and
> am not sure one can read too much into the movie other than
> Gibson's story-telling ability then letting the audience come to
> their own conclusions.

The whole point of the author's tirade and Judy's piggybacking
on it was that they didn't WANT the audience to come to their
own conclusions. They wanted them to agree with THEIR
conclusions, however wrong they were.

> However, with his beliefs coming through loud and clear in his
> later "Passion of the Christ" movie...

Ooops. Stop right there. "The Passion of the Christ" was *earlier*,
not later. "Apocalypto" = 2006, "TPofC" = 2004.

> ...maybe the arrival of the Spaniards *was* intended to represent
> the ultimate salvation of the heathen Mayans (now how's *that*
> for salvation?).

Mel's one crazy-assed religious fanatic, that's for sure. What I'm
saying is that I saw NONE of that in this film. Nor did most
people who saw it. Even the Pedantic Professor didn't see anything
"Christian" in the movie, or if he did he didn't mention it in the
article he wrote for Salon. JUDY "saw" that -- in a film that she
never saw.

One would think, if she actually meant what she has said many
times about "rigorous honesty" being the willingness to expose
oneself to facts that might prove oneself W...W...W...WRONG,
that she'd have bothered to rent the film by now and then issue
an apology to Mel Gibson for slandering him. But I think we all
know that's never going to happen.

Please don't get me wrong. I don't think Mel Gibson is the best
filmmaker in the world as a director, only that he has a certain
flair for action/romance movies. In that respect, he's a lot like
Warren Beatty. The latter's movie "Reds" was not about the
Russian Revolution, ferchrissakes, it was about the love story
between John Reed and Louise Bryant.

Similarly, "Apocalypto" was not a movie about the Maya per
se, or an attempt to be completely factual. That's what the
Pedantic Professor would have wanted, or created himself if
he'd had the ability to. It was an ENTERTAINMENT, a
story meant to entertain, and possibly uplift with its eventual
triumph of the main character overcoming everything thrown
at him, and being reunited with his wife and kids.

Trying to diss it for being not as factual as an academic Maya
nerd might have wanted it to is as STOPID as trying to
diss the film "Cleopatra" for being not 100% accurate in its
depictions of Egypt and Roman soldiers. "Cleopatra" was a
love story; so was "Apocalypto."