Re: FLUXLIST: EventScore for Millennial Workbook
all you need for this is a pack any kind of cigarettes and some unmitigated gall and effrontery standing yourself at some busy crossroads near shops where distracted passersby may be found in some supply approach on at a time and ask: do you smoke? if the answer is yes: give tirade on the evils of smoking and break a cigarette in front of them stamping your feet and gnashing your teeth--though do try to be within reason and not resemble too much a rabid soul in throes of seizure if the person says no: immediately proffer them a cigarette with non stop verbal assault patter in charming used car dealer voice extollng the virtues of smoking, the pleasures, the long and illustrious history of famous men women and chimpanzees who have smoked, the role smoking played in the movies, in the economic history of the world in Montezuma's Revenge-- and while doing this with great smoothness of patter and style slide from used car salesman's vice into that of a magician performing for children then into sententious virtuous tones of tv evangelist keep this up as long as possible while evading bodily harm or arrival of police if the latter occurs tell the officers that you are simply conducting a kind of "action event' survey on behalf f the local chapter of the SOS Stamp Out Smoking any papers you receive from the police will confer a documentary status upon the project any injuries entailed will be duly noted by photographic documentation as "body language if nothing untoward occurs vis-a-vis smoking-- try this again , only subsituting in the procedure a few packets of "Slim Jims" in place of cigarettes and instead of smoking being the issue, change to the eating of meat onwo/ards! dave bc
Re: FLUXLIST: EventScore for Millennial Workbook
I am still at loss as to what the workbook is and wd like to contribue--forgive my being a bit behind re it as so much has been ahppening here at the old shack-- what i read all sounds good to me! i apologize a recent post was so hacked and hewed and distorted i sent before doing a spell checking in my haste as always i deeply appreciate it that this list is always aking projects--not just talking abt the things itsel etc but making things--in spirit of community it's always a source of geat h joy and stimulation of thought energy and gathering as ever of materials from hither and yon though we do not meet face to face in a sense we do meet in the making of the works meeting hand to hand as van gogh used t sign his letters: with a handshake in thought dbc
Re: FLUXLIST: EventScore for Millennial Workbook
I too am at a loss but would like to participate, some how time has escaped me with many distractions. carol David Baptiste Chirot wrote: I am still at loss as to what the workbook is and wd like to contribue--forgive my being a bit behind re it as so much has been ahppening here at the old shack-- -- carol starr taos, new mexico, usa [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: FLUXLIST: EventScore for Millennial Workbook
Hi Kids, I think this is funny. Thanks Melissa. I just got home from Columbus. My brain is too tired to write now but I promise something on the meeting at the Ray Johnson show tommorrow. Nighty night, Reed RA Melissa McCarthy wrote: For the Millennial Edition Workbook, whatever its name. Event Random#17: Mother Always Said 1. Buy a bag of candy -- licorice whips, peppermints, what-have-you. 2. Make small tags that say "You have taken candy from a stranger". 3. Attempt to hand out candy and tags to people whom you do not know. (BTW, what-have-you's are my favorite candy. I like them best with nuts, though plain will do in a pinch. Give me a what-have-you and I'll follow you anywhere.) Any incarceration that may occur as a result of trying to perform this piece will not be attributable or transferable to me. I can get locked away on my own, thank you. Melissa McCarthy Hours: whimsical or by appointment Adult, maybe; grown-up, never! [EMAIL PROTECTED] _ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
FLUXLIST: EventScore for Millennial Workbook
For the Millennial Edition Workbook, whatever its name. Event Random#17: Mother Always Said 1. Buy a bag of candy -- licorice whips, peppermints, what-have-you. 2. Make small tags that say "You have taken candy from a stranger". 3. Attempt to hand out candy and tags to people whom you do not know. (BTW, what-have-you's are my favorite candy. I like them best with nuts, though plain will do in a pinch. Give me a what-have-you and I'll follow you anywhere.) Any incarceration that may occur as a result of trying to perform this piece will not be attributable or transferable to me. I can get locked away on my own, thank you. Melissa McCarthy Hours: whimsical or by appointment Adult, maybe; grown-up, never! [EMAIL PROTECTED] _ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
