[Friendship] Antri....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hari ini aku sebel bangetB^( Ceritanya, ngantri nonton pelm Matrix, nih! Lalu, buanyak banget orang2 yg nitip ama temen2nya yg ada di depan aku. Well, sebenarnya aku sendiri gak gitu masalahin, tapi lama2 aku pikir benernya mereka tu "belajar" menjadi "keparat". 1. gak mau susah2 utk mendapatkan sesuatu. 2. gak punya hati, dg membuat orang2 di belakang yg rela ngantri (asli) gak kebagian karcis, gara2 jatah orang2 antri tsb diserobot. Padahal, dari omong2 yg mereka lakukan, banyakan mahasiswa. Lantas, apa bedanya mereka ama orang2 yg mereka teriaki utk gak KKN?? B^( --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Nitip....nitip.....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Nih, ada titipan dari Mak DosenX^) Buat Mbah DAM, jangan cembokur, yaaa?? X^Þ From: badra wibowo Sent: Thursday, July 22, 1999 12:22 PM Subject: ooy > Kong, nitip buat orang2 Bandung... yang di Fship. OKeh? > > Pengumuman: gue sabtu kemarin nginep di Bandung semalam, mau nelfonin > orang Bandung eh orang Fship yg di bandung lupa bawa buku telfon. Lain > kali gue telfonin deh... minta makan... OK? Wah gawats juga, ya si Mak Dosen ini. Mo makan aja ke Bandung?? hi hi hiX^D --- Wassalam, Maju Tak Gentar Milih Presiden Yang Benar - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Tenis....tenis....nih bla bla-nya, trus.....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallo...hallo...buat fans tenis...X^P Setelah ke upt, gue dapat selebaran **bukan selebaran gelap, lhooo!!** mengenai tetek bengek urusan tenis (lapangan). Daftar: 12 KRp Kontrak lapangan (bulanan) Senin - Jum'at Lapangan A dan B Lap C dan D 06 - 09= 66 KRp60 KRp 09 - 12= 54 KRp48 KRp 12 - 15= 54 KRp48 KRp 15 - 18= 66 KRp60 KRp Kalo "dadakan" mainnya (utk jam dan lapangan yg sama dg di atas): 7 KRp/jam6 KRp/jam 6 KRp/jam5 KRp/jam 6 KRp/jam5 KRp/jam 7 KRp/jam6 KRp/jam Utk Sabtu & Minggu "harus" dadakan 8.5 KRp7 KRp 7 KRp 6 KRp 7 KRp 6 KRp 8.5 KRp7 KRp Lap A dan B --> lapangan paling bergengsi. Tapi kita mau maen tenis ato maen gengsi? He he he... X^P Ball boy = 24 KRp/bulan atau 1.5 KRp/jam Sogimana, nh?? B^) --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jodoh...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Errr...mo nanya dan butuh komen...B^) Apakah JODOH itu?? B^P --- Wassalam, Maju Tak Gentar Milih Presiden Yang Benar - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #127
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Here we arethe joek, eh, the jokes maksudnyaB^P Enjoy, yah?? B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Dina Get out at Mannheim One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket man: "Sir. I really need you to do me a favor, I have to get out of this train in Mannheim, but I'm very tired and it is for sure that I will fall asleep. So what I want you to do is that you wake me up in Mannheim because I have to close a business deal there and it is very important for me. Here you have 100 francs for the favor. But I warn you to know sometimes when people wake me up I get really violent, but no matter what I do or say you got to get me out of this train in Mannheim. Is that clear?" So the ticket man agreed and took the 100 francs. Later as the man had said he fall asleep, and when he woke up he realized that he was in Frankfurt. He was so mad at the ticket man that he ran over and started yelling at the ticket man. "Are you STUPID or something??? I paid you 100 francs so that you wake me up in Mannheim. And you didn't I want my money back ." While the man was yelling at the ticket guy, two other guys that were also in the train were looking at them, so one turns to the other and says to him. Guy1, "Look at this guy he is mad!" Guy2, "Yeah, almost as mad as the guy they made get out of the train in Mannheim." [comment: salah orang, ni yeee??] === Small Kid Jokes "Daddy, are you growing taller all the time?" "No, my child. Why do you ask?" "Cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair." -- Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. "Susan," she said, "you didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place." "I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!" [dari orang tua yg "sableng" dihasilkan anak yg sableng pula] *** source: Edy Setelah diselidiki sama PUSPOM TNI, ternyata tidak terdapat hal yang menyimpang dari harta Jaksa Agung non aktif tersebut. Menurut pengakuan AM Galib, isi semua rekening dia berasal dari gajinya sebagai tentara, ditambah dengan honornya sebagai jaksa agung dan honor istrinya sebagai tukang jahit. Nah semua uang tersebut kemudian dikumpulkan dan diinvestasikan dalam bisnis MLM PT. Banyumas Mulia Abadi. Setelah dihitung hitung ternyata jumlahnya pas. klop. jadi nggak ada yang menyimpang. *** source: Usdek Dalam sebuah workhshop tentang binatang langka yang diselenggarakan PBB di Geneva, utusan dari Indonesia membacakan makalahnya. "Harimau Sumatra saat ini sudah tidak lagi masuk ke dalam satwa langka di Indonesia." "Wah...bagus tuan. Bagus sekali. Ini menunjukkan bahwa program penangkaran satwa langka yang didanai UNDP berhasil di Indonesia. Saya salut tuan," puji peserta dari Jepang yang diikuti tepuk meriah dari peserta lain. "Ach...maaf tuan. Bukan begitu...," sela peserta dari Indonesia agak gugup. "Lho...maksud tuan?" "Harimau Sumatra terpaksa dihapus dari daftar satwa langka karena binatang itu sudah benar-benar punah, tuan." *** source: Nurcholid Di dalam salah satu gerbong kereta api, tepatnya di salah satu sudut tempat duduk, terdapat 4 orang dimana mereka adalah 1 orang gadis cantik, 1 orang nenek tua keriput, 1 orang mahasiswa (dgn dasinya), dan 1 orang tentara. Mereka semua terlihat ramah dan tenang, kecuali wajah sang tentara yang tampak kekar dan garang. Tiba saatnya kereta api melewati sebuah terowongan yang cukup panjang sehingga gerbong terlihat gelap karena cahaya matahari yang tadinya masuk terhalang oleh terowongan tsb. Tak lama kemudian terdengar jelas bunyi kecupan dan dilanjutkan dengan bunyi tamparan tangan yang cukup keras "praakkk..." yang sempat mengagetkan keempat orang tersebut. Karena jelasnya bunyi kecupan dan kerasnya bunyi tamparan tangan membuat keempat orang tersebut mulai menarik kesimpulannya masing-masing didalam hati, yang isinya sbb : Gadis Cantik : Rasain tuh!! pasti ada orang yang salah cium ke nenek-nenek disamping gua ini lalu doi kena tamparan dahsyat Nenek : Mmmmh... pasti ada yang coba-coba cium gadis disamping gua ini.Rasain elu, dasar hidung belang !!! Tentara : Sialan !!! Pasti laki-laki disebelah gua ini yang coba-coba cium cewek didepannya dan gua jadi ya
Re: [Friendship] Sertifikasi PII
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Lucie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Hallooo.. Hallo jugaB^) > Ada yg perlu atau mau buku panduan sertifikasi PII...engga? Eh, ini PII: a. Pentium II b. Persatuan Insinyur Indonesia --- Wassalam, Maju Tak Gentar Milih Presiden Yang Benar - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #128
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Halloas always, akhir pekan ada jokesB^) Sekedar info, koleksi udah diupdateB^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Aris ANEKDOT PERNIKAHAN == KALAU SUDAH PUNYA ISTRI (atau Suami)!! == 1) Cinta itu buta, tapi pernikahan adalah alat pembuka mata anda. <> 2) Cara yang paling efektif untuk selalu ingat ulang tahun pasangan anda adalah dengan melupakannya sekali saja. <> 3) Sebelum kami menikah, saya akan mendapatkan istri saya dalam pelukan. Tapi sekarang saya mendapatkannya dalam kantong dompet saya. <> 4) Pesan untuk tetap hidup: bagi pasangan penerjun payung: Jangan bertengkar dengan pasangan anda selagi ia menyiapkan kain parasut anda. <> 5) [[Ini main kata ... tidak bisa :-( ...]] Bagi banyak orang pernikahan adalah sirkus dengan tiga cincin. Yaitu: cicin pertunangan (engagement-ring), cincin perkawinan (wedding-ring) dan suffe-ring (kesengsaraan). <> 6) Hidup pernikahan bisa menjadi satu hal yang membuat kita frustasi!! Pada tahun pertama pernikahan, suami berbicara dan istri yang mendengarkan. Pada tahun kedua, istri berbicara dan suami yang mendengarkan. Pada tahun ketiga, kedua-duanya berbicara, dan tetangga yang mendengarkan. <> 7) Setelah bertengkar, istri berkata kepada suaminya, "Kamu tahu, aku bodoh sekali mau menikah denganmu." Dan suami menjawab, "Betul, sayang, tapi waktu itu aku lagi dimabuk cinta, jadi aku tidak tahu." <> 8) Bila seorang suami membukakan pintu mobil untuk istrinya, satu hal kita tahu: kalau bukan mobilnya yang baru, ya pasti istrinya baru. <> 9) Seorang suami dengan tergesa-gesa pulang ke rumah dan berteriak kepada istrinya, "Ayo, cepat berkemas, aku memenangkan hadiah lotere!" Istrinya menanggapi dengan penuh semangat, "Apa yang harus aku bawa, pakaian untuk musim panas atau dingin?" Suaminya berkata, "Semuanya, kamu dipecat!" <> 10) Sepasang suami istri pergi ke sumur ajaib untuk mengajukan permintaan. Suami membungkukkan badan, membuat permintaan lalu melemparkan uang satu sen ke sumur. Sang istri memutuskan untuk juga membuat permohonan. Tapi ia membungkuk terlalu ke depan sehingga ia jatuh ke sumur dan mati tenggelam. Sang suami tercengang sejenak, tapi kemudian tersemyum dan berkata: "Wah... betul-betul terkabul!" <> 12) Seorang suami kehilangan kartu kreditnya, tetapi memutuskan untuk tidak melapor, karena si pencuri menggunakan belanja kartu kredit itu tak lebih banyak dibandingkan istrinya. <> 13) Seorang penggemar musik sejati adalah seorang laki-laki yang akan menempelkan telinganya ke lubang kunci dan mendengarkan nyanyian seorang wanita cantik yang sedang ada di bak mandi. <> 14) Pengalaman adalah sesuatu yang kita dapatkan ketika apa yang kita inginkan tak terwujud. <> 15) Wanita pengantin baru: Kamu mau makan, sayang? Pasangannya: Tentu, apa menunya? Wanita: Menu yang satu adalah "Ya" dan yang lain adalah "Tidak" <> *** source: Satrio [bagian susu soda pernah diposting terpisah, dg tokoh berbeda. harap maklumB^P] Pada suatu hari, Kadir (orang Madura asli lho ..) diajak temannya ke sebuah restoran. seorang pelayan datang memberikan daftar menu makanan, setelah membaca menu, dengan aksen Maduranya, si Kadir pesan makanan ke Pelayan. Kadir : Saya mau pesan "bret jam bret" si Pelayan nampak mengernyitkan keningnya dan bertanya : Pelayan : Apa itu bret jam bret pak ? Kadir : itu lho . roti (bread) yang tengahnya dikasih selai (jam) kemudian ditutup lagi pake roti (bread) Pelayan : oo itu ..., lalu minum nya apa Pak ? Kadir : saya mau minum susu soda Pelayan : Pake es atau tidak Pak ? Dengan nada sengit si Kadir menjawab : Pake goblok, kalau ndak pake khan jadi " uu oda" *** source: Dina The Young Soldier Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just po int it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit. The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'". The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes &qu
[Friendship] Jokes #129
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Okehhh.sekarang waktunya kita tertawa, biar gak setere.B^) Enjoy, yaaah?? fyi, koleksi udah nambah lagi... *** Jokes begin *** source: Santoso Joni dan teman-teman sekelasnya di kelas satu SD di tugaskan gurunya mencari sesuatu hal menarik untuk di ceritakan dan di gambarkan keesokan harinya di sekolah. Keesokan harinya tiba giliran Joni untuk menggambarkan hal menarik yang di temuinya. Ia pun menggambarkan sebuah lingkaran yang di namainya " Datang Bulan. " Gurunya heran dan menanyakan apa alasan Joni menganggap datang bulan adalah sesuatu yang istimewa. Saat di tanyakan gurunya, Joni pun menjawab : " Saya sendiri bingung, Bu apa yang menarik dari datang bulan. Yang jelas setelah kakak Saya yang SMA menyatakan terlambat datang bulan selama dua bulan, Ayah saya tiba-tiba mendadak jantungan, Ibu menangis tak henti dan anak muda yang kos di sebelah rumah bunuh diri. " *** source: Dina Zoology Test A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species. The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got. Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door. The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, what's your name?" The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You tell me buddy! You tell me!" === [upsssorry kalo pernah ngirim. Lupa..B^P] Life like a Computer IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER! If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. *** source: Cho_GaNT Kisah Sang Putri Pada suatu masa hiduplah seorang raja dengan anak yang cantik sekali, tetapi sang putri mempunyai suatu penyakit yaitu : "Apapun yang ia sentuh, maka benda itu akan lumer", karena masalah inilah laki - laki tidak ada yang bisa mendekati dan menikahi sang putri, sang raja sangat susah dengan keadaan tsb. Suatu hari, seorang penasehatnya mendapat petunjuk, bahwa bila ada barang yang di pegang oleh sang putri tidak lumer maka sang putri akan sembuh dari penyakit tsb untuk selamanya. Sang Raja sangat bersuka mendengar khabar itu dan langsung mengadakan sayembara. Ada tiga orang pangeran yang datang menghadap raja : Pangeran 1 : membawa permata, karena dia pikir itu adalah benda yang paling keras,akan tetapi sayang benda tsb lumer sewaktu di pegang oleh sang putri. Pangeran 2 : membawa benda campuran logam yang sangat keras, akan tetapi kembali barang tsb. lumer sewaktu di pegang sang putri. Pangeran 3 : meminta sang putri untuk memegang saku celananya dan merasakannya, akhirnya dengan perasaan jengah sang putri memasukkan tangannya kesaku celana sang pangeran dan merasakannya,... ternyata .. tidak lumer, akhirnya sang pangeran ke 3 memenangkan sayembara itu dan hidup bahagia
Re: [Friendship] game --> hentai...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "D.E.S." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > cumen disini lu harus hati2. ada 2 preman yang berkuasa disini, si Engkoh > dan si DAM tuh. Hi hi hitau aja l.X^P Eh, kalo emang minat ama hentai, japri aja Entar ketauan ama yg lain gak enakX^Þ > kalau mereka bedua ini, hentainya udah level master, alias kagak perlu > software lagi, langsung maen ke "hardware" > muahahaha Husssitu mah DAMsoalnya dia suka telat panasnya, ha ha ha...X^D --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] game ---> hentai jua
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "HerryMardian" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Halo. Saya lagi pingin nyoba hentai, kaya apaan sih ? Tapi gue d/l dari > alamat di bawah koq ga dape-dapet. > upami aya, abdi tiasa nyungkeun sakedik ? Yang loadnya kecil juga nggak > apa-apa. Nuhun pisan =) Hentai itu = anime jepang yg xxx, alias pornX^) Masih mau?? B^P --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] game
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Rickz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Adduhh sori guys ... gue kagak tau :-) > Terimalah salam hormatku kepada para tetua hentai disini > *salam hormat 3 kali* Hmmmsalam aja gak cukup... Musti ada sesajenX^Þ Hmmm.gini aja, kasih aja 2 cd hentai, lalu hormat 3 kali, baru diterimagimana DAM?? X^) --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #130
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hai hai hai.B^) Walo bukan akhir pekan, aku kirim jokes, aaahhh...!! X^) Enjoy!! ps: koleksi udah nambah, sorry kalo rada2 garingzB^Þ *** Jokes begin *** source: Nurcholid Lagu-lagu favorit politikus Indonesia 1. Silence is golden -- Megawati 2. Andai aku jadi Raja --- Soeharto 3. Kemesraan --- Soedomo 4. Borju Tutut 5. Janji Palsu - Habibie 6. Maju Tak Gentar --- Gus Dur 7. Matahari Terbenam --- Amien Rais 8. Run for your life --- Prabowo 9. Tinggi Gunung Seribu Janji - Akbar Tanjung 10. Tell me where it hurts -- Wiranto 11. Sleeping in mycar --- Tommy Soeharto 12. Please Release Me --- Budiman Sudjatmiko 13. Beri Daku Petunjuk --- Harmoko 14. I gotta know what's going on --- Teten Masduki 15. I don't wanna talk about it LB Moerdany 16. Judi --- Sigit Soeharto 17. Freedom --- Xanana Gusmao 18. Sapa suruh datang jakarta Sutiyoso 19. Jangan ada dusta diantara kita Megawati dan Gusdur 20. Everybody hurts Wiranto 21. Please Forgive Me - Nurdin Halid 22. Master of Puppet --- Soerjadi 23. Material Girl Tutut 24. Hard to say I'm Sorry Golkar, Ordebaru, Soeharto,kroni dan keluarganya 25. Give me more time --- Andi Ghalib 26. Runaway --- Soedono Salim 27. All I have to do is dream --- partai-partai gurem. 28. Girl, I just wanna have fun Tutut 29. I started a joke --- Miing Bagito 30. Yogyakarta --- Sri Sultan 31. Notorious Bob Hasan, Eddy Tansil,Tommy Soeharto, Bedu Amang 32. Breaking the rules Bambang, sigit, tiitek, tommy, tutut 33. Tertipu Rakyat Indonesia dari Sabang sampai Merauke 34. Naik-naik ke puncak gunung US Dollar 1.apa bedanya mba tutut sama tanri abeng. tanri abeng = jenis kelaminnya laki, punya gelar mba di belakang mba tutut = jenis kelaminnya perempuan, gelar mba nya di depan. 2.apa bedanya TNI sama TNT TNT = bahan peledak TNI = bahan lawakan 3.apa bedanya andi ghalib sama ayam betina ayam betina = nangkepnya gampang, disuapnya susah andi ghalib = nangkepnya susah, disuapnya gampang 4.Apa bedanya Andi Ghalib sama Konglomerat Indonesia?? Konglomerat Indonesia = jualan barang atau jasa, hasilnya buat membeli hukum Andi Ghalib=jualan hukum, hasilnya buat membeli barang atau jasa. 5. apa bedanya orde baru sama sistem operasi windows 98?? Windows 98 = keluaran tahun 98, jujur, kalau program aplikasinya error, laporannya sesuai dengan kenyataan. Butuh Intel minimal 166 supaya bisa berjalan baik. Orde baru = keluaran tahun 66, enggak jujur, kalau program aplikasinya error, laporannya baik-baik saja. Dengan intel 166, sulit menjalankan program dengan baik. 6. apa bedanya dollar sama rupiah? dollar = naiknya cepat turunnya lama rupiah = naiknya lama turunnya cepat 7. Apa bedanya Dwifungsi TNI dengan perselingkuhan.? Dwifungsi TNI = berawal dari Rakyat Biasa menjadi Tentara menjadi Pejabat lalu mengambil kesempatan dan keuntungan Materi dari Rakyat dan Negara. Perselingkuhan = berawal dari Kejadian Biasa menjadi Membara menjadi Dekat lalu mengambil kesempatan dan keuntungan Birahi dari berbuat Bejat dengan Segera. 8.Apa bedanya bintang sinetron dengan bintang empat ?? bintang sinetron = akting dahulu, honor kemudian. bintang empat = honor dahulu, akting kemudian. 9. Apa bedanya wiranto dengan ingus ?? Wiranto = sudah menjijikkan , enggak pernah mau turun barang sedetikpun Ingus = walaupun menjijikkan, tapi masih mau turun walaupun perlahan-lahan. Bapak-bapak orde barusaya jangan diculik ya !!!..khan kita-kita cuma bercanda... Sekarang apa bedanya bapak-bapak orde baru sama kita-kita??? kita-kita = sebagai manusia, tidak luput dari kesalahan, kalau bersalah harus dihukum seadil-adilnya. Bapak-bapak orde baru= sebagai manusia biasa, tidak luput dari kesalahan juga, bedanya...bapak-bapak orde baru tidak-pernah-bisa dihukum, kalaupun dihukum, toh cuma kroco-kroconya ajatul khan ya pak??? *** source: Cybercheeze The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doc examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal." "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want to write your will?" "No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite." *** source: Dina Bad memory I attended a memory seminar this evening and heard a really good joke from the presenter, Dr. Thomas Crook, III, Ph.D. who heard it from his wife's aunt. This is how it goes, more or less: An old man met an old lady, and they fell in love. One day, the old man gathered up all his co
[Friendship] Jokes #131
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Menjelang hut RI ke-54, mari ketawa barengB^) *apa hubungannya coba?* Enjoy the jokes...!! Ada tambahan koleksi tuh, garing2 crunchyX^P *** Jokes begin *** source: Lies (via Bunny) [X] Ini ada pelajaran bahasa jepang.boleh juga sih.. Selamat belajar! Speaking Japanese the Malaysian way... 1. What do you call a geisha with a flat chest? Tetekaurata 2. What do you call a horny geisha? Ichibawa 3. What do you call a cheap geisha? Pukimura 4. To know whether a geisha is menstruating, you ask . . . . Adapakaimodeska? She anwers Hait 5. What do you call a dirty minded gigolo? Otakukoto 6. What do you say to a Japanese girl if you want to get hanky panky with her? Marikuraba 7. What does a Japanese girl say if she wants to know whether you have been circumcised? Sudapotongka? 8. What does a Japanese geisha say if she is selling? Maumasuka? 9. What do Japanese girls say if they want to know how long is your p? Adapanjangka? 10.Who was the first Japanese prime minister in Malaysia? Mr. Kurasatakada 11.What does a Japanese girl say if she wants to know whether a man's p is functioning or not? Bolekeraska? *** source: Mellia A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,"said the bus driver guy "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!" The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!" [ha ha ha] *** source: tmbarriet During the "rush hour" at Houston's Hobby Airport, a flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem. Since they needed the gate for another flight, the aircraft was backed away from the gate while the maintenance crew worked on it. They were then told the new gate number, which was some distance away. Everyone moved to the new gate, only to find that a third gate had been designated for them. After some further shuffling, everyone got on board, and as they were settling in, the flight attendant made the standard announcement, "We apologize for the inconvenience of this last-minute gate change. This flight is going to Washington, D.C. If your destination is not Washington, D.C., then you should 'deplane' at this time." A very confused-looking and red-faced pilot emerged from the cockpit, carrying his bags. "Sorry," he said, "wrong plane." *** source: Cybercheeze On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time. He waved, jumped up and down, and stared at the stork a while longer. Finally, turning to his father, he exclaimed, "Gee, Dad, he doesn't recognize me." *** source: Uncle-egg [X] The beautiful princess frequently wandered through the woods searching for an enchanted frog who might actually be a handsome prince under a spell. One day she found an exceptionally ugly frog. Picking it up, she asked, "Are you a prince under a spell? If I kiss you, will you turn back into a prince?" "Yes, I am, " the frog said. "But it's a heck of a spell. It'll probably take a blow job." *** source: Pyropunk [X] An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married. On their weddin
Re: [Friendship] hello everyone
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "somaditya banerjee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > this is to say hello to everyone reading this message So, me is included, isn't? B^) > i'm a new joiner to this list.just wanted to get meself some friends so joined the > list. Wellwelcome... You can find a lot of friends here, but...most are Indonesian, so perhaps you'll get tons of strange messagesB^) > i'm a 24 year old guy from india Geefar enough...B^) Your country has just celebrate the independence day, isn't it?? Same here > designer.looking for some good peple to find in the > way.right friends?i'm glad to find u all. Once again, welcome... A lot of jokes posted here *especially from me...B^) * Just remind youwe use Indonesia language in conversation here Probably you can ask someone to translate...X^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] FTP Server buat para hentai
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : Chairudin Sentosa Harjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Hi, Hi juga... > Bagaimana kalau saya bantu para hentai untuk membuat ftp server di Jakarta? > Jadi kalau ada file baru, gambar baru, film baru, bisa di upload di ftp server > saya, Bener mau?? Gue punya temen yg punya koleksi hentai manga 1 cd romyaaa...640 Mb. Kalo emang mau ngurus, njapri aja yaa?? B^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Pameran komik...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "DAM" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > From: Lelaki Sipit Senantiasa Ceria <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, August 21, 1999 7:28 PM > > Sekedar pemberitahuan, ada pameran komik di Aula Timur. Buagus2 lh > > komiknyaB^) > > Terakhir besok...tgl 22 Agustus '99 > > ada hentai-nya nggak ? :) Bwa ha ha ha.gile apa pameran komik yg dihadiri oleh anak2 SD ditampilkan komik hentai?? Bisa2 greng, ha ha ha...X^D Kueren2dan emang, pengaruh Jepun sangat kuat, setidaknya dari yg gue lihat, rata2 kena pengaruh JepunB^P --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] [Games] Age of Empire....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Haaaiii!! B^) Seminggu ini gue ketagihan game AOE, nih!! Ternyata asyik juga, yah?? he he heB^P *telat taunya* Giniada yg tau cheatnya aoe selain: photon man, bigdaddy, pepperoni pizza *kalo yg belum tau cobain deh hasilnya pasti ngakak* Terutama yg gue butuh utk wood, gold dan stone. Segini aja...byee...! B^) --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Dicari....: Jokes!!!
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallo semuaa..!! B^) Sorry, cuman bentar, abisnya lagi ada perlu. Mo nanya aja, ada yg ngoleksi/ngarsip jokes dari gue, gak? Kebetulan akhir2 ini ada waktu kosong, jadi rencananya mo ta' terusin rencana dibikin homepagenya*sorry buat Lucie mudah2an sekarang bisa terwujud* Beberapa email gue pada ilang, nih!! X^( Ato gini ajanomor2 jokes yg gue cari (sorry ngacak): 86, 69-76*kayaknya sementara ini segitu dulu* Kalo ada yg punya jokes dg nomor2 di atas, tolong dikirim japri, dooong!! B^) Geee...thanks a lot...B^) --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - ===koleksi file update UNKNOWN=== http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Haaaiii.....!!
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallojumpa lagi dalam acara, tempat dan waktu yg samaB^) Eh, aku udah liat foto kalian2 yg kumpul2 di jkt minggu kemaren. Kocax bangetz, yh?? Sirik deh gak bisa datang, palagi kalo denger ceritanya LucieX^P Sorry aku gak bisa datangproyek masa depan, euy!! X^) Trus, di homepage koleksiku, udah nambah koleksinya. Isinya? Cek aja sendiri, yaaa?? B^) Byeeeentar disambung lagi, kalo inget, hi hi hiX^) ps#1: buat David, bayangan gue ttg lu jauuuhhh banget. ps#2: buat Lucie ama Tati, jangan cerita2 ttg gue, kalo emang jadi kumpul di Bandung, gue mo bikin surprise beraattt!! Yah yah yah?? X^) --- Wassalam, The One of Orang Ngganteng di Bandung - engKoh Fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Most Romantic
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Ehm...ehmB^P http://altern.org/romantic/index.htm --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Newcomer & informasi berharga
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : Zoel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Hi temen-temen, saya si orang baru pingin gabung di gank friendship, > dimana orang-orangnya pasti cakep2 'n ramah. Ehm...ehmthanks banget...!! B^) > Sebagai salam perkenalan, saya ingin bagi-bagi rezeki dengan memberikan > informasi untuk dapat duit dg mudah dan tanpa resiko. Nah, kayak gini gak boleh di FS...!! 1. Gak boleh dagang 2. Gak boleh ngiklan 3. Gak boleh nanya kenapa gak boleh ini itu...hi hi hiX^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] tes...1...2..3..juta...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Lucie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > *bener sekali*.iya Engkoh abis betulin Kompieku, > asyikkan Engkoh kitabaik kalieee:-) Sie sie...B^) > pokoknya sekarang kompie jadi...Ok..punya.:B > makasihyah. Eh, beneran udah "sembuh"? Kalo ada masalah, panggil aja lagi, yah?? B^) Don't hesitate > weh...Awie Vandal toh ini, kemana aja??? Ngungsisapa tau ketemu ama gadis Timtim (blasteran Portugis) yg minggat ke Aussie...B^P --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] tes...1...2..3..juta...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Tati" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > engkoh yang janji mau ke rumah Lucie hari Sabtu. Ceritanya sih mo bantuin > benerin kompie. Bener enggak yah ? Tau ah lap. He he he Asyik ke rumah Lucie, dikasih jajanan, nyam nyamB^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Haaaiii.....!!
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "D.E.S." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > masih ngebayangin gue mirip Boris Becker yah...hahaha > ketipu khan? soalnya gue sih lebih mirip Eric Cantona 8^) Hua ha ha ha. Gak...gak Bayangan gue, lu model2 cover boy Ternyata...emang, cover boy yg ngiklanin tempat belanja, hi hi hiX^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Haaaiii.....!! --> foto FS
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Muliawan Wijaya" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Uupppsssampir lupa, yg jadi admin foto kemaren itu Lucie --> terlibat langsung dalam foto dg pose2 menantang *menantang utk dikeroyok rame2, maksudnya* Jadi, yaaatergantung admin foto, yaa kan Lucie?? B^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] mau cabut
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: Tati Sent: Monday, September 06, 1999 3:03 PM Temen-temen, aku mau unsub dulu yah, mungkin beberapa bulan ini. Dg *** Waaa.mo pegi ke mana, nih?? Jangan lupa, kalo balik bawa oleh2, yaaa?? B^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] 9999
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Eh, ada yg denger cerita dari radio Mara gak?? Lumayan hororhe he he... Buat yg gak tau, ceritanya gini... Ada sebuah keluarga, istrinya melahirkan seorang bayi yang BERMATA SEMBILAN. Nah, karena keanehannya ini, si bayi menjadi pusat perhatian, termasuk dari kalangan medis. Nah, si kalangan medis ini berniat membunuh si bayi, untuk diteliti. Namun, si bayi BERBICARA, bahwa dia jangan dibunuh, karena "keanehannya" ini hanya berlaku hingga tgl . Setelah tgl itu, matanya akan normal *jadi 2 lagi* Karena orangtuanya sendiri beranggapan si bayi adalah kutukan, maka mereka merelakan bayinya dibunuh utk dijadikan objek penelitian. Karena dibunuh ini, maka besok , si bayi akan melancarkan "serangan balasan". HiisyereeemmmB^P --- Wassalam, Maju Tak Gentar Milih Presiden Yang Benar - engKoh Fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] 9999
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Muliawan Wijaya" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wah..ini favorite kos gue dulu waktu masih di bandung...hehehe > semua masuk kamar trus matiin lampu dengerin mara... > kalo ngga salah malem jumat kan ??? EHsalah radio, kali?? Apa gak ketuker ama GARUDA?? Kalo garuda, emang "hobby" nyiarin kisah2 horor *barengan ardan* Bedanya, kalo garuda kebanyakan KISAH NYATA, sementara kalo ardan TERLALU DIBUAT-BUAT *jadinya malah gak takut sama sekali* Cumangue sendiri cukup meringding kalo denger garuda. Bukan pa2, kamar gue ngadep ke pohon mangga. Kebayang abis denger garuda, trus lihat pohon mangga en ternyata ada kepala lagi terbang, hiii.B^X --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] sewa vcd original....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Haii Mo nanya, rental vcd originial di mana, yah?? Kalo bisa yg deket jalan gede, biar gampang nyarinya... Thanks beng2B^) --- Wassalam, Do Mi Ka Do...Cie Duo Tigo... - Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] judeng.....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Eh, kamus *kamu jamak* yg di Bandung pada pernah ke aluns gak, akhirs ini? Di situ, buanyak banget orangs yg maen judeng Gilaaa.gue gak bisa bayangin, di depan rumah ibadah, orangs berani terangs-an mbuka tempat judi kayak gitu, kesannya Las Vegas, deh!! B^Þ Yg lebih sebelnya lagi, meski ada pos polisi di situ, tu orangs cuek bebek banget...!! Gue jadi prihatin juga, kesannya setelah ada reformasi, semua hal boleh dilakukan, meski hal itu jelass melanggar aturan dan bisa merusak tatanan kehidupan bermasyarakat kitaX^( - fahmi - - sorry tanpa signature - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Gambar situasi terkini
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, September 24, 1999 3:45 PM Subject: [Friendship] Gambar situasi terkini *** Waahhgaswat lhooo kalo kirim attach ke FS. Palagi sampe 4 kaliX^( --- Wassalam + kamsia, - koh Fahmi téa - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] new collection....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> koleksi baru udah pada nongol di hp koleksi...B^) --- Wassalam, - fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Vanessa Mae....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Ada yg tau tempat jual video clip Vanessa Mae, gak?? Terutama video clip yg Red Hot. Abis, aku nge-fans banget ama si VM ini setelah lihat Red Hot. Bener2 hot, deh!! Palagi nontonnya siang2 jam 12 di lapangan sepakbola, dijamin hot, he he he...X^Þ --- - fahmi - tanpa signature Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] hentai....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> yg pengen tahu hentai *he he he...* silakan d/l di hp koleksi-ku...B^) --- - fahmi - tanpa signature Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fw: (game) aoe lagi....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Mental, jadi dikirim ulang - Original Message - From: M Fahmi Aulia <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, September 27, 1999 10:41 PM Subject: (game) aoe lagi > Eh, mo nanya... > > Kalo di aoe I, jadi tribe mana yg paling "bagus"? > Maksudnya: > 1. Senjatanya bisa berapi > 2. Ada pasukan berkuda (kuda tunggal, bukan chariot) > 3. Dukunnya bisa ngubah bangunan > 4. Prajuritnya paling keren (pake jubah segala) > > Biasanya aku pake egyptian, tapi, kurang sregnya gara2 no 2 gak > ada...soalnya gak asyik kalo kudanya pake kereta...B^P > > Thanks sebelumnya, > - fahmi - > - tanpa signature - > Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fw: Ini jokes, lhooo...!! ( Fw : ANCAMAN PENGRUSAKAN SISTEM ....)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Mental jugaB^( - Original Message ----- From: M Fahmi Aulia <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:34 PM Subject: Ini jokes, lhooo...!! ( Fw : ANCAMAN PENGRUSAKAN SISTEM ) > > Original Sender : "Sir Gawaine" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > From: Zerstoerer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > Wuset atasnya sih cukup meyakinkan. > > > tapi ngeliat yang bawah ini? Bukan si Sendals tuuh !?!?!??! =D =D > > > > Lho? Ya emang..loe pikir gue demen forward-forwardan begini??? > 'Kali maksudnya si Zerstoerer itu, you pointed your finger to SendalB^) > > > Koh..Klarifikasi koh... > > DAM, DES..anyone...:) > Okeh...okeh... > > Begini, kalo yg gue tangkep *emangnya main bola, pake main tangkep segala, > hi hi hi...* si Gawaine ini nge-fw email yg isinya mengenai rencana Ramos > Horta utk nge-hack serverr di Indonesia. Tapi, kayaknya si Gawaine ini lagi > jail *iseng, bukan penjara* dia "setip" beberapa info en diganti ama info si > Sandal. > > Nah, dodolnya, si Sendal malah ikut2an manasin suasana dg nyamar jadi > cracker. Lah, lagian emang hanya cracker goblok yg "sukarela" ninggalin > alamat email aslinya, hi hi hiX^) > > So, ini emang JOKEScuman, yaaa...rada2 tingkat dewa, jadinya bikin was2, > hi hi hiX^) > --- > Wassalam, > - koh fahmi - > http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm > Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] kemeja hitam...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Eh, ada yg tau tempat jual kemeja hitam, gak? Aku lagi pengen jadi Man In Black, nih!! he he he Udah semingguan lebih nyari, kok gak nemu2 sih?? B^( --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #132
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallooo...B^) Setelah sekian lama vakum, aku bisa kirim jokes lagi.B^) Errr...mengenai homepage jokes, sedang dikerjakan, mudah2an bisa cepet selesai...cape juga mindahinnyaB^P Oke, sekarang langsung aja, enjoy the jokes!! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Tom Gemble (sorry kalo pernah diposting, gue bener2 lupa, nih!!) Kalau di rumah Gus Dur lahir deklarasi Ciganjur. Maka untuk membohongi rakyat seperti orang-orang di Ciganjur, di Dufan Sri Bintang Pamungkas dan Mukhtar Pakpahan sedang berdialog membahas deklarasi Dufan. Isi dialog adalah sebagai berikut : Mukhtar : Bagaimana kalau yang jadi Presiden nanti tetap Habibie ? Bintang : Keadaan ya tetap kayak gini, macet. Mukhtar : Bagaimana pendapatmu kalau Presiden nanti adalah Gus Dur ? Bintang : Wah, amit-amit deh. Kita dipimpin si Buta dari goa hantu. Indonesia bakal jadi dunia persilatan nanti. Bakal bermunculan Wiro Sableng. Lebih-lebih, omongan Gus Dur yang sering mengigau alias ngelantur dalam ngomentari berbagai masalah. Mukhtar : Bagaimana pendapatmu kalau Presiden nanti adalah Megawati ? Bintang : Emangnya ini Kerajaan Indonesia ? Mengapa yang jadi presiden harus anaknya presiden ? Lagian kapasitas dan kelebihan Megawati itu apa atau dari segi mana ? Jasa maupun ijazah pun nggak ada yang bisa diandalkan ? Dia itu hanya boneka yang akan dimanfaatkan pihak-pihak yang punya tujuan tertentu sehingga berusaha menggolkan dia untuk jadi Presiden. Mukhtar : Lantas kalau yang jadi Presiden nanti adalah Hamengkubuwono Bintang : Sama saja dengan Megawati. Mentang-mentang dia anaknya raja Jogja. Saya yakin kalau dia nggak dari kraton, nggak bakal ada suara untuknya. Kapasitas dan kelebihan ia itu apa ? Hamengkubuwono itu, sarjana saja nggak lulus (Drop out) dari Fakultas Hukum UGM. Dan perlu diingat bahwa dia itu sponsor dan dedengkot Golkar Jogja pada Pemilu yang lalu. Rupanya dia tipe 'dimana angin berhembus disitu dia duduk'. Mukhtar : Lantas kalau yang jadi Presiden nanti adalah Amien Rais ? Bintang : Wah ini lagi Si Pembual. Dia mau ngurusin negara sedangkan ngurusin mahasiswanya saja dia nggak becus. Dia teriak-teriak basmi KKN sedangkan dia sendiri yang cuma seorang dosen, kekayaannya luar biasa. Dapat diamati sendiri lah ? Dan dia orangnya plin plan. Kemarin ngomong gini, besoknya gitu. Dan dasar juga dari Jogja, tipe 'dimana angin berhembus di situ dia duduk'. Mukhtar : Kalau begitu, Presidennya kembali Suharto saja ? Bintang : Yach nasib Mukhtar : Nasib bagaimana ? Bintang : Nasib kita, masuk penjara lagi *** source: Joshua W Di suatu tempat, salah satu negara berkembang ada sebuah peresmian peternakan ikan yang dananya mendapat bantuan dari bank dunia. Untuk go public, undangan pun disebar ke seluruh dunia. Dalam perjalanan menuju tempat pengguntingan pita, terjadi dialog di antara para tamu undangan. Tamu dari Jepang : Di negara saya tidak perlu tambak ataupun perternakan ikan seperti ini, kalau kami mau makan ikan, pergi saja ke sungai bawa tangguk, cidukkan ke sungai, dua atau tiga kali ciduk pasti dapat ikan. Tamu dari Korea : Itu belum seberapa di tempat saya, sekali tangguk saja sudah dapat ikan. (sementara wakil dari Indonesia mau ngomong, e.. keduluan dari Cina) Tamu dari Cina : Eehh, Tuan-tuan masih kalah di negara gua, tidak usah pakai tangguk, pakai saja gayung sudah dapat ikan 2 ekor (Wah payah, baru mau ngomong gitu pikir tamu dari Indonesia ini) Tamu dari Indonesia : Okey he... bapak-bapak, ente tidak pernah ke Indonesia 'kan... Di negara saya, di setiap sungai, kalau kita mau ambil air satu ember saja susah banget, kita harus usir ikan-ikan yang ada di sungai, baru kita ambil airnya. Semua tamu : ?!!! *** source: DA Ario W [X --> masih tau artinya, kan? he he he] Gara-gara dolar harganya ngga karu-karuan, njadiin si Badu OKB (orang kaya baru). Maklum kebon kopi do'i seabreg-abreg, mana harga kopi lagi bagus-bagusnye. Sehabis panen, do'i pengin memanjakan diri, pakansi ke Jakarta. Ngga lupa do'i bawa si Matra'i, centeng kesayangannya. Sesampai di Jakarta, do'i nginep di hotel bintang lima. Giliran mau makan, dipanggilnya si centeng. Badu : " He Matra'igue pengen makan nasi goreng nih . . " Matra'i : Siap bos . . Badu : " Eh . . . jangan lupa yang istimewa ". Matra'i : Istimewa gimane bos ? Badu : Istimewa tu artinye pake telor dua. Si Matra'i pun segera pergi membeli pesanan si bos. Agak siangan dikit perut si Badu berasa lapar lagi. Badu : " Matra'i siang-siang begini enaknya makan mi goreng nih.Jangan lupa yang istimewa ". Matra'i : beres bos . . . Si Matra'i pun segera pergi membeli pesanan si bos. Malam harinya, karena AC hotel ya
[Friendship] Email mentalan....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Laporan dari kawan Lemet.B^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - > Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Berikut ini sedikit berita-berita yang tercecer dari arena SU MPR tahap= > satu kemarin! > Ini berita eksklusif untuk anda-anda semua. Jadi mohon untuk tidak di= > forward kepada siapun juga! > Well kita mulai saja. > > Huu! > Peristiwa yang menghebohkan pada hari pertama SU MPR adalah teriakan huuu= > dari beberapa anggota dewan ketika presiden Habibie memasuki ruang sidang.= > Peristiwa ini sampat mengundang interupsi dari AM Fatwa yang menganggap= > tindakan tersebut tidak sopan untuk dilakukan anggota dewan. Mengutip Theo= > Tumeon "emangnya ini pasar Cilincing!" Tapi ada apa dibalik peristiwa= > tersebut? > Sehari sebelum kejadian tersebut, saat gladi resik, anggota MPR sepakat= > untuk tidak perlu berdiri ketika presiden memasuki ruang sidang. Pada hari= > H, ketika Habibie memasuki ruangan sidang, Akbar Tanjung yang duduk di= > barisan depan ruang sidang mendadak beridiri dan bertepuk tangan.= > Tindakannya ini kemudian diikuti oleh kelompok Iramasuka Nusantara= > (anggota MPR pendukung Habibie). Dengan "cengar-cengir" mereka melakukan= > itu. Tentu saja provokasi demikian memancing teriakan huuu dari= > orang-orang yang tidak menyukainya (konon dari kubu PDI Perjuangan).= > Apabila Akbar tidak melakukan provokasi, tentu kisah huuu ini tidak akan= > muncul. Mengapa Akbar berdiri? Inilah pandainya Akbar dalam berpolitik.= > Dia tahu persis bahwa ada kelompok-kelompok yang tidak menyukai Habibie.= > Maka tindakan provokasi akan secara spontan memancing kelompok ini= > menjelekan Habibie (dengan teriakan huuu itu). Itulah Akbar, lain di bibir= > lain di hati. Di bibir (dan dengan sikap berdirinya itu) dia hendak= > menunjukan loyalitas kepada capres dari Golkar itu, tapi di hati: busuk= > man! > > Makan-makan > Akbar memblalelo kepada Habibie tidak selalu dilakukan dengan diam-diam= > (katanya dalam istilah politiknya sih bermain cantik!). Kadang-kadang= > Akbar melakunannya dengan kurang ajar juga. Misalnya hari kamis yang lalu.= > Habibie memanggil para fungsionaris Golkar ke rumahnya. Wajar saja dia= > melakukan itu. Tampaknya dia mulai khawatir mengenai nasib pencalonannya.= > Apa yang terjadi? Tiga petinggi Golkar tidak datang: Ginanjar (wakil ketua= > MPR), Marzuki Darusman (ketua fraksi Golkar di MPR), dan Akbar Tanjung.= > Ketidakhadiran Marzuki dapat dimaklumi karena dia memang tidak suka dengan= > Habibie. Ginanjar juga wajar tidak hadir, toh bukan menteri lagi. Kalau= > Akbar? Nah Akbar hanya bilang dia tidak datang karena terlambat= > mendapatkan undangan (jawaban konyol macam apa lagi ini?). Ah lain di= > bibir lain di hati lagi (nggak ngerti bagaimana mbak Nina bisa tabah= > mendampinginya selama ini?). Waktu itu kabarnya Akbar justru datang= > menghadiri pesta syukuran terpilihnya Amien Rais sebagai ketua MPR. Akbar= > sudah menunjukan preferensinya: bye bye Habibie. > > Tanpa jabatan mas Amien krisis kepercayaan diri! > Yang berseteru secara diam-diam bukan Akbar vs Habibie saja. Konon Amien= > dan Habibie juga mulai berseteru. Sudah bukan rahasia umum bahwa= > sebenarnya Amien adalah pendukung Habibie. Meskipun dia kerap melontarkan= > kritik pedas tapi senantiasa dia sebenarnya mendukung Habibie juga. Ah= > lagi lagi lain di bibir lain di hati! Apa semua politisi penipu? Atau= > semua lelaki penipu (hati-hati mpok!)? Tapi karena Amien bermain-bermain= > dengan melakukan manuver bersama Gus Dur akhirnya Amien terbawa permainan.= > Dia menjauh dari Habibie. Akhirnya bersama Gus Dur dia minta Habibie= > mengkaji ulang pencalonan dirinya sebagai capres. Habibie tentunya marah= > besar. Meskipun di TV dia bilang tidak apa-apa, toh tetap saja dia marah.= > Tuh kan lain di bibir lain di hati lagi (hati-hati ibu Ainun)! Kabarnya= > minggu yang lalu selama tiga hari berturut-turut orang-orang ICMI kumpul= > di rumah Ahmad Tirto Sudiro. Mereka membicarakan jabatan ketua MPR & DPR.= > Kalau soal presiden tidak perlu dibicarakan lagi, pasti Habibie. Nah dalam= > rapat itu para peserta diberitahu bahwa pak Habibie menginginkan pak= > Hamzah Haz (PPP) dijadikan calon ketua MPR dari poros tengah. Pak Habibie= > tidak mau Mas Amien yang jadi, soalnya dia sudah sakit hati. Eh tahu-tahu= > atas restu Gus Dur, Amien akhirnya dimajukan oleh PAN. Mau tidak mau poros= > tengah yang harus menerima. Sorry, ini satu lagi pertanda Habibie mulai= > ditinggalkan para pendukun
[Friendship] freecell
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> HaiiiB^) Ada yg bisa solve freecell utk (-1) dan (-2) gak? Lieuurnih!! B^P Thanks... --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] update file....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> just check my urlB^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #133
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Enjoy the jokes!! Jangan terlalu serius diskusinya, biar gak terlalu panassszzz...!!B^) Selamat wisuda, buat yang merayakan.B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Daniel Suatu ketika Habibie sedang mencoba pesawat IPTN-nya. Tiba-tiba pesawatnya mengalami kerusakan. Habibie mengontak menara pengawas terdekat untuk menyampaikan pesan darurat: "Mayday, mayday, pesawat saya mengalami gangguan mesin!" "Pesan diterima, sebutkan ketinggian dan posisi Anda!" Terdengar suara dari menara pengawas bandara terdekat. Jawab Habibie: "Tinggi saya 1,50 meter lebih. Posisi di ruang kokpit!" [sorry buat fans Habibie] *** source: Christy Father Delany was walking home after his sermon late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, "Do you live here?" "Yesh," the man slowly replied. "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" the father asked. "Yesh," the man slowly sputtered. When they got up on the second floor he asked, "Is this your floor?" "Yesh," again the man replied. Then Father Delany got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it, then went back downstairs. But lo and behold when he went back outside, there was another Tramp lying on the sidewalk. So he asked that man "Do you live here?" "Yesh." "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yesh." So he did and put him in the same door with the first Tramp. Then went back downstairs, where, to his surprise, there was another tramp. So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the tramp staggered over to a policeman and cried, "For God's sake, offisher, protect me from thish man. He'sh been doing nothing all night long but takin' me upstairsh and throwing me down the elevator shaft!" *** source: Cybercheeze [X] For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription: "You are not getting older. You are just getting better." Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom." It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read: "YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP. YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM." *** source: Angfawan [X] Suatu hari gerombolan monyet menghadap sang Tarzan. Monyet : "Pak ketua, kami ada sedikit pertanyaan " Tarzan : "Silakan." Monyet : "Kami heran mengapa pak ketua pake cawat dan kenapa kami tidak pula dibuatkan" Tarzan pun bingung untuk menjelaskan. Tarzan : "Karena... karena... sudahlah..karena saya raja kalian ..titik" Gerombolan monyet tidak begitu suka dengan jawaban sang Tarzan. Maka ketua monyet memutuskan untuk mengintip Tarzan mandi. Begitu Tarzan mau mandi dan mulai membuka cawatnya... maka.. "Huaaa.. ha..ha..haaa " meledaklah tawa para monyet... Monyet : "Ohhh... ternyata sang Raja buntutnya di depan... " *** source: Martin A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back." "I'll take care of the child's expenses. Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it to you". Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read:"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without." [ he he hemakanya, jangan serong...] *** source: DAM Pat dan Mike baru saja turun dari kapal dan kini sedang berjalan-jalan melihat kota NewYork, ketika dihadapan mereka melintas sebuah kereta yang me
[Friendship] Update koleksi file....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Dalam rangka memperingati terpilihnya Presiden ke-4 RI, aku ngup-date koleksi file Silakan menikmati daripada file yang telah aku daripada updateX^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] kacang
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : DES <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > hi, hi jugaB^) > ada yang pernah makan salak dan kacang? > gile enak banget, Hi hi hi Emangnya selama ini makan apa aja, DES, ampe gak tau nikmatnya salak en kacang?? X^) > gue barusan gak sengaja menemukan hal tersebut. Duilee..kesannyaa.B^P --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #134
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Akhirnya.Indonesia punya presiden baru, meski sempat ada kerusuhan...X^( Mari kita sambut Indonesia baru dg senyumterutama setelah baca jokes...B^P *** Jokes begin *** source: Indramin D Top 10 suara kasak kusuk (oleh anggota Dewan YTH) yang terdengar sewaktu HBB menyampaikan pidato pertanggungan jawabannya. 10. "eh.. sudah lihat majalah POP yang baru??... bagus lho.." 9. "15 Mendatar apa yach?" 8. "eh, eloe dapet berapa duit sich, supaya setuju?" 7. "... wah... gue duduk ditengah.. mao ke wc susah nich..." 6. "ini AC jalan apa engak yach... panas banget..." 5. "... interupsi!!... " 4. "masih lama engak yach?? bosen nich... " 3. "... mana yach pak Habibie-nya?? Keliatan Mimbarnya aza, tapi kok ada suaranya...?" 2. "wah... ini engak kalah lucu dengan Srimulat" Dan no 1 adalah : "ZZZzz... Zz" *** source: Dina A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the pastor had knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took out his card and wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door. [Revelations 3:20: Behold, I stand at he door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him and him with me.] The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the pastor's message was the notation "Genesis 3:10". [Genesis 3:10: I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.] *** source: Pyropunk One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?" "No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS." *** source: Ni Luh Putu R A Kasir Tunanetra Di sebuah Supermarket Di suatu supermarket ada seorang kasir tunanetra yang sangat ahli sekali dalam bidangnya. Dengan hanya mendengarkan benda yang jatuh di meja kasirnya, Ia dapat mengetahui benda apa yang dibeli pelanggannya. Suatu waktu beberapa ABG yang kesemuanya putri iseng untuk mengetes kemampuan sang kasir ini. Salah seorang yang terakhir menjatuhkan beberapa barang, namun karena makan kebanyakan atau sakit perut, sang ABG ini pun tak sengaja buang angin di dekat sang kasir. Begitu barang-barang yang di beli di jatuhkan di meja kasir, kasir ini pun berkata : " Semuanya seharga empat puluh ribu rupiah, Nona. " Pelanggan : " Lha kok bisa mahal gitu, saya khan cuma beli beberapa pulpen dan tiga buah permen karet, seharusnya semuanya seharga lima belas ribu rupiah saja khan ! !, kok bisa empat puluh ribu ? " Kasir : " Pulpen dan permen karet itu memang seharga lima belas ribu rupiah, tapi gas air mata yang Anda test tadi itu seharga dua puluh lima ribu rupiah. " *** source: Rianto W Seorang Batak kampung menang undian untuk bisa ke Jakarta dengan keluarganya. Sampai di Jakarta mereka sekeluarga pergi belanja ke Pondok Indah Mall. mereka terheran-heran melihat segala sesuatu di sana. Mereka kemudian berhenti di depan dua buah pintu perak yg bisa buka-tutup sendiri. Si anak kemudian bertanya kepada bapaknya dgn logat batak "Pak benda apa ini ?" Si bapak pun menjawab " Bah ! mana aku tau seumur hidupku aku tak pernah melihat benda seperti ini !" Dengan masih terheran-heran, mereka melihat seorang wanita tua menekan sebuah tombol di depan dua buah pintu perak itu, kemudian pintu terbuka, dan wanita tua itu masuk ke dalam ruangan kecil didalam dua pintu perak itu. Mereka melihat lampu2 dengan angka2 menyala-nyala mulai dari yg paling kiri ke yg paling kanan dan kemudian balik lagi ke yang paling kiri.Kedua pintu perak itu kemudian terbuka, dan keluarlah seorang wanita cantik dan sexy dari sebuah ruangan di dalam kedua pintu itu. Si bapak kemudian berbisik kepada anaknya,"Cepat...Panggil kau punya mamak ke sini!" [ma'af, bukan bermaksud sara...] *** source: Cybercheeze Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde in great detail. The robbery begin
[Friendship] Achtung....attention....perhatian....!!
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Buat temen2 di FS, kalo reply, jangan semuanya diikutin, dooong! Terutama bagian FOOTER. Jadinya emailnya gede, padahal yg direply gak terlalu banyak. Kasihanilah daku, orang yang tak punya.tak punya BMW, tak punya baby benz, tak punya duit Rp 1 miliar, he he he¦^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: Re[4]: [Friendship] FW: [otomotif-l] Sorry Numpang Berita Pak Admin
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : James Bond <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Btw. menurut hasil analisa 'ku', si DES ini positif > cewe' sodara2. HUA HA HA HA ...1000 x Aduuuhhgue sampe sakit perut banget mbaca analisa James Bond, ini... Nampaknya insting kelelakian kamu salah, tuh!! SALAH BESAR!! hi hi hiX^) Belum lihat jembrosnya si DES, sih, hi hi hi¦^D --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] icq....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Eh, ada yg masih nyimpen no icq-ku, gak?? Pleasegue lupa banget, nih!! X^P thanksB^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] icq....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Joe Irvan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > kalo lupa bikin lagih ajah, trus search lagih ajah ngapain susah-susah Ogahgue lebih suka uin gue yg lama.B^) Biar susah, asal nikmatya kagak, DAM?? ;^) --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinettron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: Re[2]: [Friendship] icq....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : James Bond <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > eh...icq itu apa sih? icq itu s/w yg bisa ngasih tau kalo ada temen kita *yg udah install icq juga, tentunya* online. Kalo 'dah gitu, kita bisa chatting, bisa kirim2 file, pokoke uasyiiikkk tenaaan.B^) Jajalen sek nginstall s/w iki, engkok sampeyan lak ketagihan, he he he Piye kabare Suroboyo, Cak?? B^) ps: sorry pake bahasa eJawaX^P --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: Re[2]: [Friendship] icq....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : James Bond <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Susahnya itu kalo lagi ngutangin trus lupa...hehehe. Husssngutang...ngutangpornes sekaleee¦^D > Ngkoh perna kasih utangan gak? coba inget-inget. Pernah...pernahen "dodolnya" aku lupa, dia udah bayar apa belum, yah?? X^P --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinettron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] DES v/s Gawaine?? BP
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : James Bond <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Btw. Emang Gawaine pernah ketemu DES ? Lhooogak tau ya kalo kemaren2 sempet ada kumpul2?? B^) Sayangnya aku gak bisa ikut, lagi ada perluX^( Sayangnya, Surabaya kejauhan buat kumpul2, yah?? B^P --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinettron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Koleksi baru....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sorry, telat kasih taunya.B^P Just click your mouse to the url belowB^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #135
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Huaalll!! B^) Senang bertemu kembali dengan kelean semua...B^) Tanpa banyak cingcong, enjoy the jokes...! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Feri [ma'ap kalo jokesnya keterlaluantapi lucu, sih!! ¦^P ] Ada cerita bahwa Onky merasa heran kenapa Paula bisa hamil, dan didiskusi'in sama temen deketnya. O : " Gue heran, kenapa dia bisa hamil, padahal gue udah pake KB". Temennya juga ikut penasaran : T : " Emang lu pake KB apaan ?" O : " Gue pake sistim kalender". T : " Mestinya sih engga kejadian. Waktu itu lu ngitungnya gimana ?". O : "Emang ada itungannya ? Gue waktu itu pake kalender cuman buat nutupin mukanya .. !!". T : " .". *** source: Nurhamida 10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1.At the movies:When you meet acquaintances /friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia ..why don't you try again or should i try this time." 3.At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you? 4.At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it. 5.At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6.When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:-No. I was playing soccer for Brazil at Rio and just when you called Ortega was betting with me that Argentina would win.What do you think? 8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.. 9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite. 10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!! *** source: Dina 1. Help solve the Puzzle So one day a blonde calls her friend and says, "I need you to come over and help me solve this puzzle." He says, "What's it a puzzle of?" She replies, "From the box, it looks like a tiger." So, thinking himself to be a rather good puzzle person, he shows up at her house and she shows him to the table where all of the puzzle pieces are scattered across the table. The friend takes a look at the puzzle pieces, and then at the box, then back at the pieces, then turns to his blonde friend and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. "Secondly, go get a cup of coffee, and put all of these pieces back in the Frosted Flakes box." 2. 2 Short Jokes A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money.? "At Sunday school," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it." Another boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother: "Who's this fellow on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?" "That's your father." "Then who's the old bald-headed man who lives with us now?" *** source: Cybercheeze http://www.cybercheeze.com/features/jotd/signup.html "George is SO forgetful," the sales manager complained to his secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch, and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back." Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George. "You'll never
Re: [Friendship] tokek
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Joshi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > di rumah gua ada tokek nih. panjangnya sekitar 30cm. tampangnya horor > banget. - setip sebagian - > Takutnya dia masuk kamar gua euy :-( Kasih papan pengumuman: TOKEK DILARANG MASUK!!! X^D --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Ada nyang mau file hentai???
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Silakan d/l di homepage guehe he he...udah ada 2 biji *biji sapa cobaa?? he he he* En menyusul yg berikutnya, yg bakal lebih menghebohkanB^P passwd = nama filenyaB^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: Re[4]: [Friendship] icq....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : James Bond <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Weh Jancuk, arek iki yo iso omong Suroboyoan tibakno. Kwah ha ha haX^D Sampeyan mosok gak ero lek wong Jowo ono ndek ndi2X^) > Weh,weh,weh...Ediyan. Nyah...nyahX^P > Iyo cak, apik ae nang kene. :)) Weesss...syukur lek ngono... Jarene pdi-p ngamuk di Jawa Timur, tah? Suroboyo gak katut, seh?? B^) > ;Online? Walah, lak sido ngentekno pulsa temenan iku. Walaaahh.mbok yoo daftar dhewe...gak usah nyolong2, talahB^P > Wis, Gak Katik yo gak po-po. :^O he he heX^) > ehm, btw.emang Jakarta bukan Jawa to pak..? Bukan Jakarta adalah Ibukota RI, sementara Jawa adalah kunci *dikutip dari perkataan DN Aidit ketika hendak melancarkan gerakan 30 September* --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] new in the community
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: Mariski Nirwan hulah! *** Weleh...weleh saya pendatang baru nhi... maaf2 kalo masih agak2 ngga nyambung..hehehee *** Selamat gabungen selamat nikmati jokes yg *selama ini* aku kirim tiap akhir minggu...B^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #136
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> No more words, just enjoy the jokes...! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Aci Lubis (via Mellia) An actual ad in the London Times. WANTED A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1,3 and 5. *** source: Dina Computer Acronyms PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defunct Operating System BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft DEC - Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW - World Wide Wait MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs *** source: Alex (via Cybercheeze) http://www.cybercheeze.com/features/jotd/signup.html A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks,"Can you top that?" The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way." *** source: Fang2 (via Mellia) Tamu itu datang dari jauh dan ia harus menunggu begitu lama. Namun, si tuan rumah tidak mempersilakannya masuk beristirahat, atau mengajaknya makan siang dengan alasan persediaan makanannya sedang menipis. Si tamu melihat halaman belakang si empunya rumah penuh dengan ayam dan bebek. Ia lalu meminta tolong untuk dipinjami sebilah parang. "Saya akan me nyembelih kuda saya, dan memakan dagingnya," katanya. "Lalu, bagaimana Anda pulang?" tanya tuan rumah penuh heran. "Dengan izin Anda," jawab si tamu, "saya mohon dipinjami seekor ayam atau bebek untuk saya tunggangi pulang." === Seorang lelaki tua tercebur ke dalam sungai dan terbawa arus. Seorang pemuda yang kebetulan melihat kejadian itu segera terjun, menolong, dan menyeretnya ke tepi. "Kau benar-benar amat berani anak muda," puji lelaki tua itu dengan nada berterima kasih. "Kau pertaruhkan nyawamu untuk menolongku. Karena itu, izinkan saya membalasnya." Lelaki tua itu mengeluarkan uang seribuan. "Ada kembalian lima ratus?" === Adibul ingin sekali merokok, tapi ia tak punya sebatang rokok pun di sakunya. Tak lama kemudian seseorang melenggang di depannya. "Bisa minta korek, Pak?" tanya Adibul ragu-ragu. "Silakan." Orang itu memberinya sebatang korek api. Sebatang saja. "Ya, ampun," seru Adibul kaget. "Saya lupa bawa rokok. Bagaimana kalau..." "Wah!" kata orang itu sembari mengulurkan tangannya. "Kalau begitu, Anda tidak memerlukan korek ini." === Iwan dan Herman pergi berburu. Iwan melihat seekor burung melintas di hadapan mereka. Ia segera menembaknya dan berhasil menjatuhkan burung itu, yang meluncur ke bawah seperti sebuah piano yang jatuh dari tingkat 10. "Kau menghambur-hamburkan peluru saja, Wan," Herman menyayangkan. "Tapi burungnya kena, kan?" "Ya. Tapi, dengan jatuh dari ketinggian sekian saja burung itu pasti mati." === Sepasang muda-mudi naik mobil di sekitar keramaian. Mereka melewati sebuah stan hotdog. "Wah, enak ya?" celetuk si gadis. "Apanya yang enak?" balas pasangannya. "Hotdog itu. Baunya sedap," jawab si gadis penuh harap. "Kalau begitu," kata si pemuda, "kita jalan lebih dekat lagi."Agar kau bisa mencium sepuasnya." === Tiga orang kikir berada di gereja pada suatu Minggu pagi ketika pastor menyampaikan berita duka, dan menghimbau agar jemaat menyumbang sukarela. Ketiga orang itu mulai gu
Re: [Friendship] FW: [otomotif-l] Sorry Numpang Berita Pak Admin
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : DES <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > On Tue, 09 Nov 1999, Chairudin Sentosa Harjo wrote: > > Pada suka Linux juga nich. > pengalamannya masih "buruk", oom... > saya pakek mendrek Pantesan buruk "Harusnya" pake BANDREK, he he he...B^P btw, isinya bener2 udah gak nyambung ama subjectnya, deh!! X^} --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinettron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Aceh minta merdeka.
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Oki Syarif" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > - email sapa, niiih?? - ;^) > > Namun demikian, rasanya, di mailing list Friendship ini tidak dibatasi > > lingkup pembahasan yang boleh atau tidak boleh diungkapkan di sini. > memang..., sepengetahuan saya yg salah satu ngga boleh itu adalah > iklan ... :) tapi dulu di milis ini (sekitar th '98) sering > membicarakan tentang yg berbau politik, sara, yg sering menimbulkan > beda pendapat yg mungkin timbul emosi. tapi setelah itu memang tidak > ada lagi yg membicarakan tentang politik, sara ato yg mirip-2 ama itu > dech, apakah memeng ada kesepakatan utk itu saya tidak tau, tapi > tanya aja ama si Koh, soalnya dia udah ada di milis ini dari lumayam > pertama ... hehehe ... :) That's rigth... Aku inget, sekitar bulan April - Mei 98 *terutama sebelum kerusuhan* di sini ruam banget ngomongin situasi yg *begitu cepat* terjadi di negara kita, dg berbagai macam sudut pandang dan analisa *makanya, sempet kaget, begitu banyak analis dadakan yg muncul, he he he* Dan sebenarnya, apa yg kami omongkan waktu itu sah2 saja dan bagus, kok!! Bagusnya gimana? Bagusnya, orang2 bisa mengetahui segala macam yg terjadi dg cepat, cukup akurat *kalo gak salah, waktu itu sampe ada data yg di-cut and paste segala...* jadinya orang2 gak asal ngibul ato bingung tanpa alasan yg jelas. Namuunnn.segalanya berubah ketika terjadi kerusuhan Mei 98. Ternyata apa yg kami bicarakan di sini selama periode waktu tsb tidak bisa banyak menolong temen2 kita lain yg saat itu sedang dilanda kekacauan/kesedihan/kemalangan. Kasarnya, sih, apa yg kami lakukan cuman bisa ngomong. Nampaknya, sejak saat itu FS jadi rada2 "alergi" ama omongan/topik yg membahas politik *'ntah kalo 'ntar* Salah satunya karena tadi itu Bukannya kami yg di sini gak peduli, tapi buat apa ngomong/peduli kalo cuman ngomong doang. Kalo aku sih, punya prinsip, daripada omong 1000 kali, mendingan action walo hanya 1 kali. Gitu aja yg aku tautolong koreksinya kalo2 salahB^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] linux ???
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Joshi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > errr... kenapa? apa nanti ada Obelix yang keluar??? Omong2 ttg obelix, ada di koleksi gue...kocax abit]¦^P --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinetron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] linux ???
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Omong2 ttg obelix, ada di koleksi gue...kocax abit]¦^P *** Oooppssssorry, gue belum uploadB^P Sekarang udah bener, kok!! X^) --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinetron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: Re[10]: [Friendship] FW: [otomotif-l] Sorry Numpang Berita Pak Admin
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : James Bond <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > ;buat Koh Fahmi: > Koh, Ramalan cintanya ada lagi kagak?? > Butuh nih... Yaacuman ada yg di situ doank.B^P Napa ama program yg ada di sana? Ditolak melulu, yah?? X^P --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinetron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] linux ???
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Omong2 ttg obelix, ada di koleksi gue...kocax abit]¦^P *** Oooppssssorry, gue belum uploadB^P Sekarang udah bener, kok!! X^) *** Ehek...eheklupa ngasih url... http://members.xoom.com/koh_fahmi/obelix.zip gue gak bisa upload file ke centrin, nih...lagi down, yah?? B^( --- Wassalam, - lelaki sipit - pemeran sinetron Pantji, Manusia Aluminium http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #137
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> HallooB^) Sorry, jokesnya telaten nongol sebelum weekend..B^P Oke...gak usah banyak cingcong, enjoy the jokes!! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Evi (via Mellia) (nyusunnya sambil denger lagu KLa, lhoo! he he he..) KLa-udia Saya lagi naksir Cewek, namanya KLa-udia. Cakep, kayak model i-KLa-n. KLa-kuannya juga baik, nggak aneh-aneh, jarang KLa-yapan. Ketemu waktu sama-sama kursus gitar KLa-sik. Nggak taunya dulu di smu dia satu KLa-s ama adik saya. Sekarang dia udah kuliah dan hampir KLa-r. Suatu hari, Saya pingin mempro-KLa-masiin isi hati saya. Saya ajak dia jalan-jalan KLa-pangan luas dekat taman kota. Soalnya pantai-pantai di Jakarta lagi kena re-KLa-masi.. Sambil mandang lepas KLa-ngit luas, saya tumpahin rasa saya. Eh, dia terima!.. seneng banget euy.. KLa-maan ngobrol, malah bikin perut saya KLa-paran. Jadi saya ajak dia makan gado-gado dan minum es KLa-pa muda. Begitu mau bayar, Aduh! dompet saya ketinggalan.. kata saya KLa-bakan. Lantas saya minta maaf sama dia buat KLa-laian saya. Sekaligus minta tolong dibayarin makan sama uang bensin buat pulang. KLa-udia kontan cemberut sambil bilang : "UUh.. cowok matre udah sana Kla-ut aje " === Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decide to use Help command after some tries. Soon after, he become very irritated and called the computer retailer for support. Ah Beng : pressed the key for help... but been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me?? === After completing a jigsaw puzzle he been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT, Ah Beng brags. FIVE MONTHS? THAT's TOO LONG, the friend exclaims. YOU ARE A FOOL! Ah Beng replies. NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS, LEH! *** source: Rubin Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others' friendship. One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says,"Please don't be angry with me dear, but I am embarrassed. After all these years, what is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't." The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for 2 full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, says, "How soon do you have to know?" *** source: DAM [X] (ni anak SMA udah mulai mesum, yah?? ]B^P) Tiga orang cewek tinggal di asrama tidak jauh dari rumah sakit tempat mereka bekerja. Setiap hari mereka berjalan ke rumah sakit, mereka melewati sebuah rumah yang mempunyai seekor beo. Setiap kali mereka lewat, beo itu selalu menyebutkan 3 warna secara berurutan. Suatu hari mereka mendengar, "coklat, putih, kuning", salah seorang cewek itu menyadari bahwa itu adalah warna celana dalam mereka. Cewek itu bilang kepada ke dua temannya dan mereka tidak percaya, maka mereka sepakat untuk pake celana hitam keesokan harinya. Ketika mereka lewat, dengan tepat beo itu mengucapkan "hitam, hitam, hitam. Takjub akan kejadian tersebut, mereka sepakat untuk mengecoh beo itu dengan tidak pake celana dalam sama sekali. Mereka melewati beo itu seperti biasa, dan kaget karena beo itu kelihatan bingung, terbang berputar dalam sangkarnya, memiringkan kepalanya dan sesaat kemudian berkata " lurus, lurus, keriting ." *** source: Siti Soraya Deket rumahku ada tulisan gini...:'warga pasar minggu siap menolak narkoba!" Eh...tau ngga? di ujung jalan yang satu lagi...tertulis gini: 'sedia narkoba!'...abis...disitu tempatnya tukang dagang obat kumpul sih *** source: Dina The Bus Driver's Award One snowy Saturday, Jerry was having a coffee with his friend Matt, a city bus driver. "What's new at transit, Matt?" "I got a commendation the other day." "Congratulations. What did you do?", Jerry asked. "Well, Tuesday, just after the start of my first run of the day, a drunk got on the bus and fell asleep. After watching people avoid the seats near the drunk for one and a half loops of my run, I finally took the man and dragged him off the bus." Jerry was shocked. "You got a commendation for throwing a poor drunk off the bus and into a snowbank?" "No, no.", Matt replied. "On my next run I noticed the drunk was still lying in the snow so I dragged him back into the warmth of the bus. Someone saw me do that and phoned it in." === Sick of Blond Jokes
[Friendship] ada koleksi baru.....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Silaken untuk daripada men-d/l, he he heB^) Sepi banget sih?? Kayak di kuburan aja, hiiiyyy.¦^X --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Format email...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Tolong, buat temen2 yg posting, format html-nya dimatikan dong!! Akibat yg ditimbulkan, emailnya kurang "sedap" dibaca di client yg gak supportB^( Thanks, sebelumnya... --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] bikasoga....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Eh, ada yg tau letaknya bikasoga, gak?? Soalnya KLA kan bakal konser di sana. Cuman, berhubung belum tahu lokasinya, jadinya yaa...gimana yaa...rada2 garingz, he he heB^P Thanks, --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] "haus" cewe
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Selvy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Emang di milis ini ceweknya biasanya ada berapaan euy ! Hmmbentar...bentar...lihat dulu di primbon...X^) Menurut primbon, member perempuan *yg pernah ikutan* yg tulen lebih kurang ada 15 orang. Sementara kalo ditambah ama perempuan "jejaden" total 18-an orang *kalo gak salah*. Buat perempuan jejaden, coba ya ngaku...X^P ps: Selvy pengen makin ca'em, tolong dihapus bagian yg gak perlu, dong!! ;^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Iklan LUX...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Sailor Bejo V" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > From: Lelaki Sipit Senantiasa Ceria <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Eh, ada yg merhati'in, gak, kalo di iklan LUX, ce-de-nya si Cut Keke > > kelihatanwarnanya KREM, he he heX^P > *doh* > Inilah contoh nyata dari BTT = Berahi Tak Tersalurkan HussssembaranganB^P > Loe capture aja adegannya, terus gambarnya di-fake dikit ... *nyam* Di-fake ama wajah lu? B.B^X Bisa2 sabun LUX turun pasaranhe he heB^D Hmm...pengen juga, sih, cuman...gue gak punya tv capture, nih!! B^( Ada yg sukarela nyumbang tv capture?? B^P --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] bikasoga....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : Mariski Nirwan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > - setip - > yuk ah, met nonton yaaa...:) Kamsia...kamsiaB^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] updated koleksi, 25 November kemaren....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Silakan berkunjung.B^) --- Wassalam, Demi Tuhan, Bangsa dan Bicycle Girl anu geulis - koh fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Pengalaman pulang ke jakarta
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Buat jaga2B^) --- Wassalam, - koh Fahmi - koleksi file: http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm From: Identitas dirahasiakanB^P Subject: Pengalaman pulang ke jakarta > Hallo preind ini ada sedikit pengalamana aku ketika pulang ke jakarta pada > hari minggu tgl 21 nove 99. > Sekarang di Jakarta. > Aku Turun di stasiun Jatinegara terus naik mobil Mikrolet O6A jurusan > Kp.Melayu-Gandaria. Penumpangnya cukup penuh juga, hampir terisi 4-6. Aku > sih didalam Mikrolet tenang-tenang saja. Disamping kiriku, duduk seorang > wanita setengah baya dan disamping kananku seorang cowok sedikit selengean. > Ketika memasuki daerah UKI (dekat Kodam Jaya) naik seorang lelaki dan duduk > membelakangi supir (ini biasanya karena adanya tempat duduk tambahan dari > kayu). Aku tidak curiga dengan dia, karena pikiran aku lagi tertuju kedepan > jalan. Komposisi penumpang menjadi 3 wanita dengan 5 cowok. Sampai > diCililitan dia pura-pura turun (aneh cuma 300 meteran sudah turun), tapi > dengan cepat dia mengeluarkan sebilah pisau belati sambil berteriak" > Pir..pir diam- diam...keluarkan emas...!!! Aku kaget bo...Itu belati > ditujukan tepat keleher wanita disebelah kiriku sambil dia menarik paksa > kalung yang dipakainya. Kami semua terdiam. Aku sebetulnya ingin bereaksi > tapi entah kenapa timbul rasa takut dan tidak percaya diri. Aku berpikir > kalau-kalau belati itu nantinya akan ditusukan ke dadaku itu. Aku hanya > bisa baca-baca (wirid -lah) sambil siap-siap bila dia akan merampas jam > tanganku ataupun tasku. Kejadian itu tidak sampai 1 menit begitu cepatnya. > Dan mungkin didalam mikrolet itu bukan dia saja sendiri, pasti ada kawannya > yang siap-siap berjaga bila ada penumpang yang "rewel". Wah..jadi serba > salah nich...???!!! Tapi dalam hati kecilku, aku sedikit merasa berdosa > melihat kejadian tersebut tapat di depan mata tanpa melakukan aksi > sesuatupun. Kalung yang hilang itu sebesar 6 gram (sebesar 360 Rb.-an). > Stelah berhasil melakukan aksinya, lelaki itu menghilang kelahan kosong > depan Gedung BAKN. Kami langsung terlibat diskusi diantara sesama > penumpang. Kami saling menyalahi satu dengan yang lainnya. Aku lihat wanita > itu menahan sedih merasa tak percaya kejadian tersebut menimpa dirinya. > Kami para cowok (ada 4 orang) sambil berdiskusi membahas situasi yang > terjadi. Bapak yang dipojok belakang (dekat istrinya), katanya sudah > melihat kelagat aneh yang ditimbulkan oleh lelaki tersebut. Pertama naik > dia langsung mensearching orang sekelilingnya, kalau-kalau ada yang memakai > perhiasan. Dan bapak itu sudah siap dengan payungnya bila lelaki tersebut > menyerang/merampas gelang istrinya. Sedang dua cowok yang lain; lagi pada > bingung dengan masalahnya masing-masing. Ada yang baru pertama > KeJakarta..bingung dengan jalan-jalannya, dan ada yang bingun dengan urusan > "kunci repair" mobilnya. > > Sampai di Rumah > Wah..sampai dirumah aku ceritakan pengalaman aku di Mikrolet. Semuanya > enggak pada aneh. Adik cewekku, sudah pernah melihat kejadian seperti itu; > yaitu cincin temannya dirampas disekitar daerah tersebut diatas. Adik > cowokku sudah berkali-kali melihat hal-hal serupa. Sedangkan aku baru > pertama kali ini > > Kesimpulan: > Buat preind yang mempunyai kakak, adik atau saudara perempuan. Dianjurkan > bila berpergian keluar rumah JANGAN MEMAKAI PERHIASAN karena akan > mengundang para penjahat ingin merampasnya. Situasi tersebut diatas tidak > menutup kemungkinan akan terjadi juga di BANDUNG. Ini mungkin dampak dari > krisis Ekonomi dan krisis yang lainnya. Semoga cerita ini dapat diambil > hikmahnya oleh kita semua. Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Hello ..........
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : Dave_bankbali <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Mau koh.. kirim ke alamat aja ya.. entar ongkos kirimnya aku ganti Bolehnjapri aja, yah?? B^) --- Wassalam, - koh Fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Hello ..........
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : CiTyHuNTeR <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Gini aja, ketemu sama gue, nanti gue bisa laporin ke si engkoh waktu gue ke > Bandung, gimana? AlaaaCH alasan biar ketemu ama ce, th!! ;^) --- Wassalam, - koh Fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Hello ..........
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "Selvy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > gimana, filenya dikirim aja bisa kan ? atau ada ide lain ? Hmmmboleh2 ajaB^) Tapi sebagian belum masuk list, nih!! B^( --- Wassalam, - koh Fahmi - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fw 14 Sikap Wanita Yang Dibenci Pria (fwd)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> E...aku gak "ikutan", lhoohe he heB^P --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm From: ABG, Anak Buah Gusdur > > From: Fernandus 14 Sikap Wanita Yang Dibenci Pria 1. Akumulasi "Kamu kan sudah punya baju hitam, sayang." Pria tidak habis pikir mengapa wanita memerlukan suatu benda atau barang lebih dari satu. 2. Sahabat Karib Pria juga punya sahabat baik dan mereka juga berdiskusi seperti wanita. Tapi yang tidak bisa dimengerti pria tentang wanita adalah, wanita menceritakan apa saja terhadap sahabat karib, termasuk tentang diri si pria itu. Seringkali disertai embel2, "Jangan cerita lagi kepada siapapun, saya hanya menceritakan kepadamu." Kalau takut diceritakan lagi kenapa harus cerita. 3. Menggerutu Yang juga tidak bisa dimengerti pria adalah, wanita menghabiskan satu sore menggerutui seseorang. 4. Menangis Pria paling tidak suka melihat wanita menangis. Hal ini membuat mereka merasa bersalah sekaligus bingung, apa yang membuat wanita menangis. Pria tidak bisa membedakan air mata kesedihan karena telah terjadi sesuatu yang benar2 menyedihkan. Karena film sedihpun bisa membuat wanita menangis. Selain itu ada rasa iri pada pria, mereka tidak bisa menangis seperti wanita walaupun sesekali mereka ingin melakukannya. 5. Rasa ingin Tahu Yang Besar Termasuk ingin tahu, "Kenapa sih, sayang? kok diam saja? tanya wanita jika melihat kekasih atau suaminya berdiam diri. Kalau tidak dijawab si wanita akan terus bertanya, "Sedang memikirkan apa sih?" Padahal terkadang pria hanya ingin berdiam diri saja dan benar2 tidak memikirkan apa2. Kalau si pria bilang tidak memikirkan apa2 , wanita tidak percaya, "Ah bohong! kalau tidak kok diam saja?" Dan wanita masih nekat saja. Baru berhenti kalau pria benar2 sudah marah. 6. Bertanya tentang Gemuk atau tidak Pria paling tidak suka ditanya, "Sayang, saya gemuk atau kurus? Menurut kamu, saya tambah gemuk nggak?" Atau pertanyaan lain yang sejenis, Misalnya "Perut saya gendut ya? Atau pinggul saya makin besar nggak?" Ini merupakan pertanyaan yang menjebak dan paling sulit dijawab pria. Tapi sekali wanita bertanya pria merasa tidak bisa melepaskan diri. Kalau pria bilang tidak, si wanita akan bilang bohong, kalau ia si wanita tidak senang. Satu2nya cara pria untuk menghindari hal ini adalah pura2 sibuk atau lari. 7. Busana Pria benar2 tidak bisa melihat perbedaan antara acrylic skivvy dari DKNY atau kain warna hitam lainnya dari Zambesi. Apa salahnya pakai celana panjang yang dibeli tahun lalu jika masih kuat? Dan kenapa mesti beli lagi? 8. Cemburuan Yang ini juga cukup rumit untuk dipahami pria. Di satu sisi wanita bilang tidak suka pada pria yang overprotective dan penuh prasangka. Tapi pada saat yang sama, wanita cemburu melihat mata prianya terbelalak ketika menonton adegan seksi atau melihat wanita lain. 9. Cinta Pria memegang prinsip bahwa mereka cukup sekali saja mengatakan I Love You. Dan ini akan terus berlaku sampai dia menampakkan perubahan. Jadi pria tidak pernah bisa mengerti, mengapa wanita terus bertanya, apakah masih cinta padahal ia belum berubah. Sederhananya jika 2+2=4, mengapa masih harus bertanya? Kalau wanita terus mendesak paling2 dia akan "Sekarang saya kan masih sama kamu. Lalu kamu kira itu karena apa?" 10. Menu Yang juga membingungkan pria adalah, saat makan diluar, si wanitanya berkeras tidak mau makan udang goreng mentega, tidak mau spaghetti atau kue keju dan sebagainya. Tapi sesudah si pria memesan untuk dirinya sendiri, sepanjang makan si wanita terus ambil dari piringnya. Jika dia merasa terganggu dan tanya, kenapa tadi tidak pesan apa2, si wanita akan menjawab "Tadi kan saya tidak merasa lapar!" atau "Ah, saya kan makannya hanya untuk iseng saja." Dalam hati mungkin si pria berkata, isengnya kok gangguin orang makan. 11. Tak Punya Baju Pria tidak habis pikir, baju wanita selemari penuh, dengan belasan pasang sepatu. Tapi si wanita tetap saja bilang tidak punya baju untuk pesta. Pria juga tidak mengerti pada wanita mengapa baju yang sudah dipakai ke satu pesta tidak boleh dipakai ke pesta yang lainnya. Atau merasa salah tingkah jika bertemu dengan orang tersebut pada kesempatan lain tapi masih pakai baju yang sama. 12. Permainan bertanya Pria takut dengan permainan bertanya yang disukai wanita, "Kapan pertama kali kamu merasa sayang pada saya?"/Waktu itu saya pakai baju apa?" Dimana kita ciuman untuk pertama kalinya. Jika si pria salah menjawab biasanya wanita akan marah. Kalau dia lupa, wanita menganggapnya kurang perhatian, kalau perhatian kan akan ingat. Atau si wanita kurang berarti lagi untuk dia sampai saat sepenting itu pun sudah dilupakannya.
[Friendship] Jokes #138
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sorry, jokes gak bisa hadir menghibur anda selama beberapa waktu...biasaaorang beken lagi sibuk...he he he...B^P Oke...sekarang enjoy aja, yah?? B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Spike Yip This was an "Actual Question" given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law which states; gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for temperature and the pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until All Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in that area, then (2) cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic. This student got the only A. *** source: Johnita Seorang pengawas rumah sakit jiwa melihat seorang pasien sedang menulis surat. " Kau menulis surat untuk siapa? " tanya pengawas. " Saya menulis surat untuk diri saya sendiri, " jawab si pasien. " Lalu apa yang kau tulis? " tanyanya lagi. " Mana saya tau? " seru si pasien. " Saya kan baru akan menerimanya besok pagi...!!" *** Source: Erni Anak : " Ayah, Saya mau menikah nih " Ayah : " Apa, menikah? umurmu khan baru 10 tahun " Anak : " Biarin, pokoknya nikah " Ayah : " Iya deh, kamu sudah punya calon ?" Anak : " sudah, saya mau nikah sama nenek " Ayah : " Loh kamu tidak boleh menikah sama Ibu Ayah " Anak : " Siapa bilang? buktinya Ayah nikah sama Ibu Saya " *** source: Alex Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole. "Do you want to go to heaven?" "No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied. The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." *** source: Dina At the Dinner Party During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "You see, it IS vanishing cream!" [dasar anak gila..!! he he he...] === The Little Turtle A little turtle begins to slowly climb a tree. After long hours of great effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs frantically, until he crashes heavily into the ground. After recovering co
[Friendship] Virus Glandullar (Be Carefull) (fwd)
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> "Bantahan" ciuman itu enakB^P --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm From: ABG, Anak Buah Gusdur > From: Devy P. Jasmin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> VIRUS GLANDULAR : Ciuman Penyebar Maut Berciuman tak selamanya mengasyikkan. Jika pasangannya mengidap virus glandular, bisa ketularan. Mematikan.CIUMAN selalu menarik perhatian. Juga di Inggris. Dua pekan silam, kala Lembaga Riset Kedokteran Universitas Edinburgh mengumumkan akan melakukan studi mengenai penyakit ciuman, para pelajar setempat menyambutnya dengan antusias. Hanya tiga hari setelah dibuka pendaftaran, jumlah peminatnya mencapai 600 pelajar. "Mereka kelihatannya sangat mendukung dan ingin membantu masa depan mereka," ujar Profesor Dorothy Crawford dari Bagian Mikrobiologi Kedokteran Universitas Edinburgh. Menurut ketua tim studi proyek ini penelitian tersebut bakal menghabiskan dana 700.000 atau sekitar Rp 9,87 milyar. Ketertarikan itu, mungkin, disebabkan para responden tersebut boleh berciuman dengan pasangan masing-masing. Namun, sebelum berciuman, mereka harus mengisi kuesioner mengenai nama pasangan, frekuensi berciuman, gaya serta hidup responden dan pasangannya. Mereka juga diminta memberikan sampel darah. Penelitian Crawford dan koleganya ini dimaksudkan untuk mengungkapkan parahnya demam glandular, pertanda penyakit berciuman yang banyak menimpa remaja berusia 15-25 tahun. Di Amerika Serikat, misalnya, penyakit ini telah menginfeksi 50 dari 100.000 remaja setiap tahun. Para remaja itu acap berciuman untuk mengungkapkan rasa cinta pada pasangannya. Demam glandular sebenarnya bukan virus baru. Pada 1964,penyakit yang ditimbulkan oleh virus Epstein-Barr itu ditemukan M.A. Epstein dan Y.M. Barr. Virus ini hidup di air liur penderita. Ia menular lewat ciuman, tanpa harus berciuman secara "dalam" ala Prancis. "Penularannya tak ada cara lain selain berciuman," ujar Profesor Sardjito, ahli virus pada Fakultas Kedokteran Universitas Indonesia. Menurut Sardjito, virus itu sebenarnya sudah bisa menginfeksi seseorang sejak berusia lima tahun. Boleh jadi, infeksi itu muncul karena sejak kecil para bocah itu sering diciumi oleh orangtuanya ataupun orang lain. Namun, pada usia itu, virus Epstein-Barr hanya mendekam di tubuh tanpa menimbulkan gejala demam ciuman. Meski menular, sejauh ini penyakit ciuman masih dianggap tidak serius. Gejalanya, antara lain, flu, demam, dan lemas. "Juga muncul benjolan-benjolan kelenjar getah bening terutama di sekitar leher. Maka, dokter menyebutnya sebagai demam glandular," ujar Profesor Hendarto Hendarmin, ahli penyakit telinga-hidung-tenggorokan di FK-UI. Gejala itu pun cuma muncul selama dua-tiga pekan. Setelah itu, gejala tersebut bakal hilang bila penderita beristirahat cukup, menenggak obat penurun panas, dan banyak minum air. Kemudian, jika kondisi penderita sudah prima, virus Epstein ngumpet lagi. Tidak berarti penyakit ini boleh diremehkan. Sebab, jika kondisi penderita parah, maka akan timbul komplikasi yang tak boleh dipandang enteng. Misalnya, radang jantung yang mematikan, radang selaput otak, hepatitis, dan radang ginjal Profesor Nancy Raab-Traub, ahli imunologi pada Universitas North Carolina, Amerika Serikat, juga menyebutkan bahwa virus Epstein-Barr berpotensi menyebabkan kanker. Baik kanker mulut,kanker perut, maupun kanker limfoma (kelenjar getah bening). Ini terjadi karena virus itu bisa masuk ke dalam darah dan menekan antibodi. Dalam penelitiannya, Raab-Traub yang bekerja sama dengan sejumlah peneliti dari Universitas Osaka, Jepang, membuktikan melalui dua tikus yang saling ciuman. Seperti dikutip majalah Science, edisi 8 Oktober lalu, air liur seekor tikus yang mengandung virus Epstein-Barr, setelah berciuman dengan tikus sehat, membuat keduanya tertular virus itu. Setelah tertular, ternyata kadar CD-40 di dalam darah tikus yang semula sehat itu menurun drastis. CD-40 adalah molekul di dalam sistem pertahanan tubuh yang berfungsi menangkal penyakit.Kemudian, air liurnya memproduksi LMP1 (latent membrane protein-1), sejenis protein yang menekan produksi CD-40.Ujung-ujungnya, tikus tadi terkena kanker. "Virus ini bisa merangsang organ tubuh yang terserang menjadi ganas," kata Traub.Yang mengkhawatirkan lagi, hingga kini belum ada vaksin pembasmi demam glandular tersebut.(wallahuallam,kan kita bukan tikus). Sejauh ini, obat penawarnya sekadar menangani gejala-gejalanya. Ternyata, berciuman tak selamanya mengasyikkan. Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] .
[Friendship] if you born at..
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: Mellia JANUARI - bercita-cita tinggi dan orangnya serius - suka mendidik dan dididik - sangat mudah melihat kelemahan orang dan suka engkritik - rajin dan setiap yg dibuat nampak keuntungan - suka smart, kemas dan teratur - bersifat sensitif , berfikiran mendalam - pandai mengambil hati org lain - pendiam kecuali telah dirangsang - agak pemalu daya tumpuan yang sangat tinggi - mudah mendisiplinkan diri sendiri - badannya sihat tetapi mudah diserang selsema - bersikap romantik tetapi tidak pandai mempamirkannya - cukup sayang pd kanak-kanak - suka duduk rumah - setia pada segala-galanya - perlu belajar kemahiran sosial - cukup cemburu yg sangat tinggi FEBRUARI - berfikiran abstrak - sukakan benda yang reality dan abstrak - inteligent, bijak dan genius - berpesonality yg mudah berubah - mudah menawan org lain - agak pendiam. Pemalu dan rendah diri - jujur dan setia pd segalanya - keras hati untuk mencapai matlamat - tidak suka dikongkong - mudah memberontak apabila dikongkong - suka kegiatan yg lasak - emosinya mudah terluka dan sgt sensitif - mudah mempamirkan marahnya - tidak suka benda yg remeh-temeh - suka berkawan tapi kurang mempamerkannya - sangat berani dan suka memberontak - bercita-cita tinggi dan suke berangan-angan dan ada harapan utk merealisasikan impiannya - pemerhatian yg tajam - suka hiburan dan sukan - suka benda yg bersifat seni - sangat romantik pada dalaman tetapi tidak pada luaran - berkecenderungan pd benda yg tahyul - amat mudah dan boleh menjadi terlalu boros - belajar untuk mempamirkan emosi MARCH - berpesonaliti yg menarik dan menawan - mudah didampingi - sgt pemalu dan pemendam rasa - sgt baik secara semulajadi, jujur pemurah dan mudah simpati - sgt sensitif pd perkataan yg dituturkan dan alam persekitaran - suka pada kedamaian - sgt peka kepada orang lain - sesuai dgn kerjaya yg memberi khidmat kepada org lain - tidak cepat marah dan sangat amanah - tahu balas budi dan tahu kenang budi - pemerhatian dan penilaian yg sangat tajam - kecenderungan utk berdendam jika tidak dikawal - suka berangan-angan - suka melancong - sgt manja dan suka diberi perhatian yg sangat tinggi - kelam kabut dalam memilih pasangan - suka dgn hiasan rumahtangga - punya bakat seni dalalm bidang muzik - kecenderungan kepada benda yang istimewa dan baik - jgn terlalu moody. APRIL - sgt aktif dan dinamik - cepat bertindak buat keputusan tetapi cepat menyesal - sgt menarik dan pandai manjakan diri - punya daya mental yg sangat kuat - suka diberi perhatian - sgt diplomatik (pandai memujuk) - berkawan dan pandai menyelesaikan masalah org - sgt berani dan tiada perasaan takut - suka adventure, pengasih, penyayang, sopan santun dan pemurah - emosi cepat terusik (try control the emotion) - kecenderungan bersifat dendam - agresif, kelam kabut utk membuat keputusan - kuat daya ingatan - gerak hati yg sangat kuat - pandai mendorong diri sendiri dan memotivasikan org lain - berpenyakit disekitar kepala dan dada - sgt cemburu dan terlalu cemburu MEI - kekerasan hati & degil - kuat semangat & bermotivasi tinggi - pemikiran yg tajam - mudah marah apabila tidak dikawal - pandai menarik hati org lain & menarik perhatian - perasaan yg amat mendalam - cantik dr segi mental & fizikal - tidak perlu dimotivasikan - tetap pendirian tetapi mudah dipengaruhi oleh org lain - mudah dipujuk - bersikap sistematik (otak kiri) - suka berangan - kuat daya firasat memahami apa yg terlintas di hati org lain tanpa diberitahu - bahagian telinga & leher mudah diserang penyakit - daya khayalan yg tinggi - permikiran yg tajam - pandai berdebat - fizikal yg baik - kelemahan sistem pernafasan - suka sastera,seni & muzik serta melancong - tidak berapa suka duduk dirumah - tidak boleh duduk diam - tidak punya ramai anak - rajin dan bersemangat tinggi - agak boros JUNI - berfikiran jauh & berwawasan - mudah ditawan krn sikap baik - berperangai yg lemah lembut - mudah berubah sikap,perangaiidea @mood - idea yg terlalu banyak dikepala - bersikap sensitif - otaknya aktif (sentiasa berfikir) - sukar melakukan sesuatu dgn segera - bersikap suka menangguh-nangguh - bersikap terlalu memilih & mahukan yg terbaik - cepat marah &cepat sejuk - suka bercakap & berdebat - suka buat lawak & bergurau - otaknya cerdas berangan-angan - mudah berkawan & pandai berkawan - org yg sangat tertib - pandai mempamerkan sikap - mudah kecil hati - mudah kena selsema - suka berkemas - cepat rasa bosan - sikap terlalu memilih & cerewet - kurang mempamerkan perasaan - lambat nak sembuh apabila terluka hati - suka kepada barang yang berjenama - mudah menjadi eksekutif - kedegilan yg tidak terkawal - sesiapa yg memuji saya adalah musuh saya tetapi siapa menegur saya adalah kawan saya. JULI - Sangat seronok
[Friendship] koleksi baru....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Biar gak bosen pas puasa, d/l aja...he he heB^P --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] konser kemaren....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Wah...gue kesel banget nonton konser KLa kemaren. Ada beberapa "komplain" gue, nih listnya...B^P 1. soundnya juelex bangetzB^( Masa bassnya gede...udah gitu jadi cempreng... telinga gue ampe berdenging selama 1 malamB^( 2. band pembukanya gak matching *istilah temen gue* KLa kan cenderung ke pop, lha yg nongol duluan malah streak(?) ama deja vu yg mbawa musik hingar bingar Temen gue langsung deh "lemes" 3. nonton konser kok malah ngerokok? apa yg bisa dinikmati dari pemandangan yg kabur oleh asap rokok? aneh nih panitianya, masa botol gak boleh dibawa masuk, tapi rokok boleh?? 4. mc-nya guaringz banget gue ketawa karena garingnya, bukan karena lucu... temen gua juga sepakat...malah do'i sempet ngantuk gara2 "bodorannya" garingz bangetz...he he he Yg jelas, pelajaran yg gue ambil, kalo nanti ada konser, trus yg sponsori nu**ear, gue gak bakalan nonton... Masa si Katon (+ Lilo) ampe ngamuk2 gara2 sound yg gak beresB^( Keliatan banget gak prof... Udah ah komplainnya, soalnya jadi sedih gara2 kejadian itu gue gak enjoyB^( --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #139
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallo everybodyselamat berjumpa kembali dalam acara ketawa ketiwi, hi hi hi...@X^) *ni orang kayaknya lagi error* Oke...daripada bengong nunggu buka puasa, selamat menikmati jokes O, ya, homepage jokesnya udah kelar *sebagian* cuman, sekarang lagi bingung, mo nyimpen di mana, he he he Iya...iya...tanpa basa basi lagi, silaken untuk menikmati daripada jokes di bawah ini...B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Cybercheeze Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down." So he did! The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!" The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!" And he did! So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and we're scared!" So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down." While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig were so scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras. These huge pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove off. The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed. They asked the brick pig, "Who the heck were those guys?" And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs." *** source: bRidwan Five Kinds of Sex 1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. *** source: Johnita Seorang turis mengendarai mobilnya sepanjang jalan pedesaan, dan tiba-tiba dilihatnya papan tanda yang isinya, " Jalan ditutup - Dilarang masuk." Jalan didepannya kelihatan bagus baginya, dan karena merasa dirinya pelancong yang berpengalaman, dia tidak mengacuhkan tanda larangan tersebut dan tetap jalan terus. Ketika setelah lima kilometer dia sampai ke sebuah jembatan rusak dan dia harus balik lagi mengikuti jalan tadi. Ketika dia sampai ke papan peringatan yang tadi dilewatinya, dia membaca kalimat yang tertulis di balik papan. " Selamat datang kembali, Tolol." *** source: Shirley [X] Did you know that there are 27 body parts on a MAN which are useless? MAN has 20 nails that can't be hammered. An adam's apple that can't be eaten. 2 breasts that can't give milk. A belly button that can't be buttoned 2 balls that can't be kicked and finally, a cock that doesn't crow.. Why are you women laughing? You've got a pussy that can't catch mice! You know that women divided by 5 rooms : 1. Face - show room 2. Chest - play room 3. Under chest- store room 4. Stomach- storage room 5. Underneath - men's room *** source: Pyropunk [translated dan modified] Seorang narapidana akan dihukum mati. Sebelum menjalani hukuman mati, ditembak di depan regu penembak, dia mengajukan beberapa permintaan. Namun, petugas penjara menolak, karena permintaannya dianggap terlalu mengada-ada. Beberapa contoh permintaanya, tidur dengan Desy Ratnasari, main bola dengan Mbah Ato, makan buah apel rasa jeruk dan lain-lain. Akhirnya, narapidana berkata,"Baiklah Pak, saya mengajukan permintaan yg mudah. Ijinkan saya menyanyi, karena musik merupakan bagian hidup saya. Namun saya minta tidak ada yg mengganggu nyanyian saya hingga selesai, atau saya akan mengulangi." Kali ini petugas mengabulkan permintaanya,"Baiklah, kamu boleh menyanyi" lalu dia memerintahkan anak buahnya utk diam, agar tidak mengganggu si narapidana. Mulailah si narapidana bernyanyi,"Tek kotek kotek kotekanak ayam tu
[Friendship] new collection....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 3 koleksi baru.B^) --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
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=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Buat kaum lelaki, sapa tau ada yg udah "kebelet", bwe he he he...]B^P --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm From: "Tony" MASALAH PRIA dan SILDENAFIL SITRAT (Viagra) Banyak orang jadi heran kok MASALAH ini selalu terjadi pada pria. Ini jelas karena kaum pria menganggap hal yang satu itu begitu VITAL melebihi anggota tubuh yang lain, tak heran kalau organ ini disebut sebagai ALAT VITAL. Kalau terjadi masalah pada organ ini secara general dianggap menjadi masalah pria. Sudah jadi mitos pada sebagian besar pria dalam bingkai pemikirannya bahwa keperkasaan pria ditentukan dan diukur memakai standard phisik antara lain: - endurance atau daya tahan pria dalam sexual intercourse, semakin lama dianggap semakin baik dengan asumsi bahwa semakin lama dia bertahan semakin banyak pula terjadi multiple orgasm pada pasangan sexsualnya disitulah dia merasa unggul sebagai kompensasi akibat kondisi natur kaum pria yang hanya mempunyai single orgasm. - size atau diameter dianggap mempunyai pengaruh yang besar. Kalau dianalogikan dengan pisau maka golok jagal yang besar dianggap lebih hebat dari pisau, padahal dalam kenyataannya bisa saja pisau lipat yang kecil bisa mengalahkan golok atau lebih bermanfaat. Akibat mitos tersebut tidak heran kalau di surat kabar atau di media selalu dipasang iklan-iklan yang MENYESATKAN dengan menawarkan produk-produk keperkasaan, misalnya; Jamu kuat, Kuku Bima, Sekhot, ramuan Madura dan sebagainya yang secara klinis belum diketahui secara pasti pengaruhnya terhadap sexual activities. Secara empiris pun tidak pernah ada produsen jamu yang berani mengklaim bahwa mereka pernah melakukan percobaan dan penelitian. Adapula yang menawarkan obat dan alat untuk memperbesar, memperpanjang ukuran penis. Ada yang menawarkan khasiat minum darah cobra, makan buah pelir kambing, tangkur buaya, anak kijang dsb. Pada akhirnya KEBODOHAN kaum PRIA dengan Mitos Keperkasaan tersebut menjadi lahan subur bagi penjual obat untuk mencari uang. Sebenarnya apa sih Masalah Pria tersebut ?? Secara random barangkali 50% pria anggota MLDI pernah atau kadang-kadang atau sedang mengalami DE (Disfungsi Ereksi) yang merupakan suatu terminologi medis baru untuk impotensi. Yang menurut Sinshe atau Tabib dikenal dengan istilah Lemah Syahwat. Tapi membaca statement diatas saya tidak mengharapkan kaum pria menjadi pesimis atau langsung apriori terhadap perkiraan 50% tersebut. Masalah DE tersebut bisa terjadi karena adanya gangguan secara phisik maupun faktor Psikis yang terjadi terhadap pria. Namun banyak pria yang langsung menvonis dirinya terkena gangguan phisik, maka harus diatasi dengan obat-obatan, disinilah KEBODOHAN pria keluar lagi. Akhirnya muncul lagi isu kehebatan SILDENAFIL SITRAT yang dijual bebas dipasaran gelap dengan harga yang cukup mahal dalam kemasan 100mg. Karena menduga-duga bahwa dosis 100 mg kalau diminum sekaligus terlalu banyak dan cukup mahal akhirnya dengan informasi keliru obat tersebut dibelah jadi 4 (dengan anggapan berarti 1 bagian equal dengan 25mg) dan dapat di konsumsi selama 4 hari. Padahal di Indonesia Viagra baru akan di jual secara resmi kepada masyarakat pada awal Agustus 1999 nanti dengan nama brand VIAGRA buatan Pfiser, berbentuk persegi dengan warna kebiruan. Dosis yang dikeluarkan adalah 25mg dengan isi 4 buah dan kemasan 50mg dengan isi 4 buah, itupun harus dengan resep dokter yang sudah mengikuti "Pendidikan Kedokteran Berkelanjutan" sehingga boleh meresepkan Viagra. Demikian pula apotik pun hanya boleh memesan pil ini kalau ada permintaan tertulis dari Apoteker Pengelola Apotik. Mengutip pendapat dokter Wimpi, bahwa untuk pemberian Viagra setiap pasien harus diperiksa secara seksama apakah DE tersebut karena sebab phisik atau hanya psikis. Sebab Phisik antara lain: Apakah ada gangguan seperti penyakit jantung, penyakit darah tinggi, dsb. Apakah si pasien sedang menderita suatu penyakit Apakah si pasien sorang perokok dan alkoholik Apakah memang penis benar-benar tidak bisa ereksi, ini dapat di tes dengan: - memperlihatkan gambar-gambar erotis maupun video-video yang hot. - dengan erectometer yang dipasang di penis sebelum tidur untuk mengetahui apakah terjadi ereksi spontan ketika sedang tidur. Secara Psikis antara lain: - Apakah terjadi kejenuhan dengan pasangan resmi, apakah dengan melihat istri tetangga atau orang lain bisa ereksi - Apakah ada ketakutan tidak dapat memuaskan istri - Apakah stress dan persoalan di tempat kerja terbawa ketempat tidur Kalau penyebab utamanya adalah Psikis, sudah pasti samasekali TIDAK PERLU berbagai obat apalagi VIAGRA. Kalau penyebab utamanya ternyata Phisik, ini pun harus melalui tiga lini pemeriksaan, biasanya pengobatan pertama tama antara lain ada
[Friendship] password zip....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> hallo ada yg tau program paling ampuh utk mbuka zip yg ada passwordnya, gak? gue nge-zip file penting, cuman lupa euy passwordnya, he he heB^P kalo ada yg bisa kasih programnya, en ternyata bener2 ampuh, 'ntar gue kasih koleksi file gue, yg gak gue kasih ke orang2X^) **psstttkhusus buat co, tapinya, he he he*** oke, segini dulu ps#1: sorry, jokesnya belum nongol, gue masih pusing mbuka zip-an, nih!! B^P ps#2: ada file baru di koleksi --- Wassalam, - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Hallo...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallo semuanya... Lama tak jumpa, ya? Sorry, gue lagi gak enak badan, makanya gue jarang posting, abis gimana bisa posting dg "enak" kalo badan lagi pegel2...maklum, udah tua, he he he...B^P Wah, banyak temen baru, yah? Selamat datang ajaen jangan kaget mbaca posting2 orang2 sini. Maklum...pelarian dari stres, jadinya yaabegitulah, he he he... *Sekalian promosi* Kalo seneng ama hal yg aneh2, datang ke homepage koleksi. Gak ada jaminan 100% lucu, sih, tapi yaacobain sendiri deh! he he he Palagi, yah? Yg jelas, kok sepi, seh? Pada mudik, yah? Jangan lupa oleh2he he he... Kalo yg di Bandung (+ Jkt), ada rencana ketemu, gak? Kalo rencana ketemunya di Bandung, gue usahain datang, selama gue gak penyakitan lagi, he he he B^P Pokoknya, konfirm ya, kalo ada rencana ngumpul di Bandung. Kalo di Jkt, gue gak bisa, biasa.sibuk *alasan klise* he he he Oke, segini dulu, yah! Gue mo tiduran lagi...capeB^P --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Selamat yaaahhh..........
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : Arif Wibi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Selamat kenal. Aku dari Malang. Wah...wong Malang, tah? > Ada apa nggak anggota milis ini yang berasal dari Malang ? Aku...tapi wes sue gak mulehhe he he...betah ndek kene, he he he... > Kontak aku yach. Wah...athocak...! B^P --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #140
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hai...lama tak jumpa... Maklum, lagi sakit nih! Jadi, yaakalo ngirim jokes ntar garing kan gak crunchy, he he he... Oke, sekarang enjoy the jokes, yah!! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Setiabudhi (via Mellia) [X] Seorang dokter anak datang terlambat ke tempat prakteknya. Dia takut para pasiennya marah padanya, didatangi satu persatu pasiennya. Dokter : "Wah, anak ibu cantik sekali, namanya siapa?" Ibu A : "Dona" Dokter : "Pasti waktu hamil ibu ngidam donat ya" Dgn bercanda untuk menyenangkan hati pasiennya itu. Didatanginya pasien lain. Dokter : "Aduh, manisnya anak ibu, namanya siapa?" Ibu B : "Dui," Dokter : "Pasti waktu hamil ibu ngidam duit ya?" Lalu didatanginya pasien berikutnya, sebut saja ibu C. Tapi ibu C itu malah membawa anaknya pergi sambil berkata,"Ayo Titi kita pulang!" [hayosi ibu ngidam apa?? B^P ] *** source: Ivyne A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf." [bego, ih!] *** source: Alex [translated] [X] Seorang lelaki tua pulang ke rumah secara tiba2. Dia menemukan istrinya, yang masih muda, mengenakan pakaian minim yang menggairahkan, sementara apartemennya kebanjiran. "Apa yang terjadi di sini?" tanya suaminya. "Kayaknya, pipa di apartemen bocor,"jawab si istri. Lalu lewatlah seorang lelaki yg telanjang di hadapan mereka. "Itu siapa?"lanjut si suami. "Wah, ndak tau, yah... Barangkali regu penyelamat.." *** source: Dina School Homework Policy Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for assignment 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children 8 minutes in the bathroom 10 minutes getting a snack 7 minutes checking the TV Guide 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment LONG TERM ASSIGNMENTS These are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long term". It is a long term commitment to time that begins at 9:30PM and ends at 11:50PM - or later. It is important that the whole family is involved in the project. It is imperative that at least one family member races to Walmart/KMart for posterboard, and that at least one family member ends up in tears (does not have to be the student). One parent needs to stay up and complete the project. The other parent needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick. It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment. *** source: Hikmat R THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD GIRLS Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of 20 pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls say, "Don't Stop!!!" Bad girls say, "Don't Stop" *** End of Jokes *** --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] koleksi jokes....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> udah dibuka, koleksi jokesB^) tapi, baru sebagian, he he heB^P --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/jokes.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] selamat tahun baru....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Selamat tahun baru yhh!!! B^) --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/jokes.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] korban millenium bug....
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Korban akibat millenium bug sudah jatuh!!! Bisa di-d/l dari koleksi jokes.. --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/koleksi.htm http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/jokes.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2000 20:32:52 +0700
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/lebaran.htm sebaiknya dilihat dengan *min* IE4.0 dan/atau Netscape4.0 *latest recommended* --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - http://bdg.centrin.net.id/~hamimr/index.htm Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Fw: [ALUMNI-FI] Intermezzo: What will happen on May 5, 2000?
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Eh, beneran gak, ya??? Karena Indonesia gak disebut-sebut, barangkali *mudah2an* kita2 yg di Indonesia akan selamat, hehehe.B^) - engkoh - From: Aulia P Kurniawan What will happen on May 5, 2000 ? BELIEVE THIS? Most of the people are working to save computers from crashing on Jan 1, 2000, but who is going to save this world 126 days later, on May 5, 2000. What happens on May 5, 2000 ? Eight planets will line up on that unfortunate day and the world will come to an end. What does this mean ? On or around May 5, 2000 these planets Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and the Sun plus our moon will line up on one side of Earth creating major stress on Planet Earth. Predictions range from a few earthquakes to major earth crust movement (slippage), polar ice cap movement, sea levels rising 100 - 300 feet or more, huge tidal waves, high winds 500 to 2000 mph, earthquakes so massive that Richter 13 or more could be possible, both coasts of USA under water, magnetic shift and much more. Has this happened before? Yes say scientists. Remember the woolly mammoth found with fresh grass still in their mouth? This type of earth change is what they believe happened to them. Could it happen again on May 5th 2000 ? Do we wait until May 4th 2000 to prepare? What could be some of the signs this alignment is already having an effect on us? Some of the signs we can all see is the increase in strange and severe weather. We also note that we are having more hurricanes storms and abnormal weather along with increases in earthquake activity. The Pacific Northwest is experiencing weather that no one in the area can ever remember happening there. More frequent and deadlier hurricanes run up the east coast. Cleveland Ohio get buried with snow, the most record and it goes on and on throughout the world. As an additional information, the earthquake and tsunamis that lefts thousands dead in Flores (Nusa Tenggara Timur-NTT) back in 1993, is allegedly caused by the formation of three of the planets in our solar systems. So guys, plan yourself for remaining short life & enjoy more. We will see when the time comes Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] tolong
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : Dave <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Temen-temen, pernah enggak ada yang ngalamin tulisan yang ingin dibaca di mailbox tiba-tiba berubah menjadi panjang banget ke sebelah kanan, padahal waktu pengirimannya tidak demikian, kira-kira salah settingnya dimana ya ? ada yang sudah pengalaman ? tolong bagi-bagi ilmunya ya.. *** Kalo di OE, coba ke TOOLS, OPTIONS, SEND, PLAIN TEXT, bagian WRAP TEXT, ubah nilai/angka yg tertera Kalo yg lain, ndak tausorry Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] sebah...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Ada yg tau arti kata sebah, gak?? Yg jelas, sebah <> gue sebah ama kamu, deh!! Eh, itu mah sebal, hihihihiX^) Sorry, jokes belum nongol lagi, lagi ada kerjaan penting, euy!! hehehesorry, tapi diusahain minggu ini udah nongol lagi...B^) --- All creatures will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubei, 1605) - koh yg sipit - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] gabung kwek...
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : DasaMan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Kesimpulan: ngikut milis Quake == maen Quake :D gue kebalikB^) Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] salam kenal
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Original Sender : "widya hastuti" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > moga2 aku bisa ikut meramaikan milis ini. Saya widi tinggal di bandung and > masih kuliah. Kuliah di mana?? hehehe...B^) Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Jokes #141
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Hallosemuanya...B^) Long time not see all of you..not mean I run out of jokes stock, but you know...busy, la ya...!! hehehe... So, enjoy the jokes!! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source: Lidyawati [X] > Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed Jimmy > was wearing a brand new shiny watch. > "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. > "Nope," Jimmy replied. > "Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. > "Nope." > "You didn't steal it, did you?" > "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when > they 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me." > > Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of > Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited > outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of > lovemaking. Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the > bedroom. > His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily, "What do > you want now?" > "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. > Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and > keep quiet, then." [comment: DAM, lu suka ganggu juga, gak? hihihihi...] *** source: Dina It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says the man. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one!" "Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what's left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?" he says. The butcher takes the bird back, waits a few minutes in the freezer, and then brings the same turkey back out to the man. "Oh no, he says,"that one doesn't look any better.You better give me both of them. [comment: ini bego ato bego?? hehehe...] *** source: Liawatimena [sorry kalo pernah dapat] Tipe-tipe wanita menurut IT People Baru-baru ini World Computer Scientist Journal mengadakan survey thd para computer scientist ttg bagaimana cara mereka memandang wanita, hasilnya sbb. : 1. Tipe CPU : Pintar, pemikir, tidak banyak bicara tapi mengerjakan banyak hal, (diam-diam tau-tau sudah 7 bulan). 2. Tipe Monitor :Genit, senangnya diperhatikan, suka pamer,(padahal belum tentu yang dipamerin bagus). 3. Tipe Keyboard : Senang di pegang, ditekan dan di pencet di berbagai lokasi (awas, salah tekan bisa kena jitak). 4. Tipe Printer : Aktif, di tekan sedikit geraknya banyak, kalau sedang dipakai berisik, (nggak cocok di tipe 21, mengganggu tetangga). 5. Tipe Mouse : Pas dan enak di genggam, dingin-dingin empuk 6. Tipe Windows : Tampak luar bagus, dalamnya penuh bugs. 7. Tipe Linux-console : Tampak luar jelek, dalamnya 'handal'. 8. Tipe XWindows : Luar dalam bisa dihandalkan ... 9. Tipe DOS : . wajah tidak cantik, belum tentu hatinya tidak baik 10. Tipe UNIX : Diam-diam, multi user 11. Tipe LAN : Bisa dipake barengan [buat kaum perempuan, kalian bisa menilai diri sendiri, hehehe...] *** source: Purnomo ==SAYA JUGA BOLEH, DONK!!!== Ceritanya, ada seorang karyawan yang bener-bener bolot!!! Sudah sering diajari oleh atasannya, tetapi masih saja kerjanya salah, sehingga atasannya memarahinya. "Kan sudah sering saya beritahu kamu... masa masih aja nggak bisa? Dasar GOBLOG kamu!!!", maki atasannya dengan sangat kesal. Tapi apa jawab bawahannya: "BOLEH DONG PAK, EMANGNYA BAPAK AJA YANG BOLEH GOBLOG!!!" Atasan: "!#$%^&*()..." *** End of Jokes *** ps: if you don't want to receive this email/jokes, please reply... - engkoh fahmi tea - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
