date:20091204

I could explain it on THFGT
 

 Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] Strong question...From: Badrish Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 6:21 pmTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comCall me naive...but can one of you please explain me why Coach Strong's inter-racial marriage would be a big deal for anybody that want's hire him? Isn't that actually a positive??-BadNaiveMan
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Re: [gatortalk] Strong question...

2009-12-04 Thread Bill Hood

The fact that it doesn't make any sense to you makes. You less nieve than you 
think...some people still have a problem with that and what ad wants to take a 
chance on someone that may cause some controversy.  Its too bad...but I believe 
its true.  
Go Gators !!!
Bill

-Original Message-
From: Badrish 
Date: Fri, 4 Dec 2009 18:21:10 
To: 
Subject: [gatortalk] Strong question...

Call me naive...but can one of you please explain me why Coach Strong's
inter-racial marriage would be a big deal for anybody that want's hire him?
Isn't that actually a positive??

-BadNaiveMan

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2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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2008 National Football Champions   |   
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RE: [gatortalk] Strong question...

2009-12-04 Thread Bill Hileman

Bottom line is, I wouldn't want to work for someone who had a problem with
it, anyway.  I suspect Coach Strong feels the same way.
  -Original Message-
  From: Badrish [mailto:dbadr...@gmail.com]
  Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 6:21 PM
  To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
  Subject: [gatortalk] Strong question...
  Importance: Low


  Call me naive...but can one of you please explain me why Coach Strong's
inter-racial marriage would be a big deal for anybody that want's hire him?
Isn't that actually a positive??

  -BadNaiveMan


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  2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
  2008 National Football Champions |
  Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel
(1996),
  Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Special on TV

2009-12-04 Thread Bill Hileman

I don't know, it was an independent station, I believe, in Jacksonville.
Turned out to be an hour-long show, and was pretty good.  They broadcast it
outdoors and had what appeared to be equal amounts of Gator fans and Bama
fans.

I'm fixing to watch the Gators play in Jacksonville in a few minutes - Cox
channel 70 (Fox Sports Network) man, I love having cable!
  -Original Message-
  From: Badrish [mailto:dbadr...@gmail.com]
  Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 6:18 PM
  To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
  Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Special on TV
  Importance: Low


  What is the momma network? CBS? Fox?


  On Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 7:53 PM, Bill Hileman 
wrote:

Is coming up on Cox channel 19 (WJXT) at 8:00 tonight.

Bill Hileman, MCP, CPD, BCIP
Programmer/Analyst, DASI

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http://www.dasi-software.com/download

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Champions
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(1996),
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  2008 National Football Champions |
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(1996),
  Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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[gatortalk] Strong question...

2009-12-04 Thread Badrish

Call me naive...but can one of you please explain me why Coach Strong's
inter-racial marriage would be a big deal for anybody that want's hire him?
Isn't that actually a positive??

-BadNaiveMan

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Special on TV

2009-12-04 Thread Badrish

What is the momma network? CBS? Fox?

On Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 7:53 PM, Bill Hileman wrote:

> Is coming up on Cox channel 19 (WJXT) at 8:00 tonight.
>
> Bill Hileman, MCP, CPD, BCIP
> Programmer/Analyst, DASI
>
> DASI Home Page
> http://www.dasi-software.com
>
> The Bondsman
> http://www.bailbondprogram.com
>
> FTP Site
> http://www.dasi-software.com/download
>
> --
> GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
> 1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
> 2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
> 2008 National Football Champions   |
> Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
> Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

-- 
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2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

No wonder naps became popular.
 A. Leon Polhill, Gator
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain 

From: John Vega 
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 3:23:11 PM
Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

Shockingly, there is an entire section at Wikipedia that contains variants 
unfamiliar to me. 

Essentially, Zoom is verbal hot potato. Everyone sits in a circle.

Someone begins as "It," usually whoever messed up the round before.

Whoever is It says a word.

If it is:

Biederman: the person to the speaker's right is now "It"
Perfigliano (alt: "Figliano"): the person to the speaker's left is now "It"
Schwartz: gives "it" back to whoever just made the speaker "It" (right back at 
ya, so to speak)
Zoom: makes whoever the speaker is looking at "It"

No other words are allowed during the play of the round. Once someone messes 
up, that person must consume.

Typically, other "rules" are in force at all times - no form of the word 
"drink" may be used ("rink, rank, runk" and "consume" are popular 
substitutions); no pointing with fingers (elbows o.k.).

It can move quite quickly and be challenging to play. A popular strategy is to 
gaze at one person (making them think a "zoom" is coming), but then say another 
command.

-Zeb

On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:06 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:

Oh!! Do tell?
> 
>From: John Vega [mailto:zebu...@gate.net] 
>Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 3:05 PM
>To: gatort...@googlegroups.com
>Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
>
>Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom!
>
>
>-Zeb
>
>
>On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:
>
>
>
> 
>Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with spoons?
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2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
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Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
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Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] Re: [gatornews] [SUN]: Ingram on the mend [Tommy Deas]

I'll bet we'll give him a 'touch.'
 A. Leon Polhill, Gator
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain 





From: John Vega 
To: Gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 3:04:35 PM
Subject: [gatortalk] Re: [gatornews] [SUN]: Ingram on the mend [Tommy Deas]

This is pretty remarkable. 

A guy gets 143 carries during a season, yet blames a second half slump on his 
lack of touches?

-Zeb


On Dec 4, 2009, at 9:35 AM, Shane Ford wrote:

A year ago, Ingram ran into another kind of wall in the middle of the season. 
Through his first seven games in 2008, Ingram rushed for 419 yards on 78 
attempts, an average of 5.4 yards per carry. Over the last seven games he 
gained 309 yards on 65 attempts for a 4.7-yard average, and those numbers were 
enhanced by a 113-yard outing against Arkansas State.
>Ingram remembers how the second-half slump felt.
>“I was just frustrated and thinking I wasn’t getting the touches I was 
>supposed to, you know,” he said recently. 
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Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

Shockingly, there is an entire section at Wikipedia that contains  
variants unfamiliar to me.

Essentially, Zoom is verbal hot potato. Everyone sits in a circle.

Someone begins as "It," usually whoever messed up the round before.

Whoever is It says a word.

If it is:

Biederman: the person to the speaker's right is now "It"
Perfigliano (alt: "Figliano"): the person to the speaker's left is  
now "It"
Schwartz: gives "it" back to whoever just made the speaker  
"It" (right back at ya, so to speak)
Zoom: makes whoever the speaker is looking at "It"

No other words are allowed during the play of the round. Once someone  
messes up, that person must consume.

Typically, other "rules" are in force at all times - no form of the  
word "drink" may be used ("rink, rank, runk" and "consume" are  
popular substitutions); no pointing with fingers (elbows o.k.).

It can move quite quickly and be challenging to play. A popular  
strategy is to gaze at one person (making them think a "zoom" is  
coming), but then say another command.

-Zeb

On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:06 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:

> Oh!! Do tell?
>
> From: John Vega [mailto:zebu...@gate.net]
> Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 3:05 PM
> To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
> Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
>
> Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom!
>
> -Zeb
>
> On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:
>
>
>
> Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game  
> with spoons?

-- 
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2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

[gatortalk] [FWD: [2daves] Two Daves Pick The SEC - December 5, 2009]

Original Message Subject: [2daves] Two Daves Pick The SEC - December 5, 2009From: magee Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 1:20 pmTo: 2da...@yahoogroups.com

Two Daves Pick The SECDecember 5, 20092009 SEC Championship GameWelcome to Two Daves Pick The SEC! Undefeated Alabama and undefeatedFlorida meet in Atlanta this weekend to decide who plays for the BCS Titlegame. In between the lines, this game also decides who gets to skulldragTCU. It appears that Bobby Bowden got the message loud and clear,courtesy of Urban Meyer. Mississippi State is still running all over OleMiss and Arkansas continues to give LSU fits. Such is life in the SEC.Doug says:Sadly the season is pretty much over now. College football season iseasily the fastest three months of the year. Luckily for us, some of thebetter games were saved for the final week of the season. We saw Auburnand Alabama in a 12 round heavyweight fight that Alabama was able tosqueak out in the end. We saw scintillating matchups in LSU-Arkansas andTennessee-Kentucky, each taking overtime to settle. We saw MississippiState absolutely take Ole Miss behind the woodshed in a big victory forDan Mullens program. We saw Florida give Bobby Bowden a kick to the rearend as a retirement present. We saw South Carolina and Georgia pick upbig, big out-of-conference victories. And now, we see ten (thats right,ten) bowl eligible teams in the conference.Now, we turn our attention to the SEC championship game. This is probablythe real national championship. Texas is a fine football team with alegitimate Heisman candidate in Colt McCoy, so apologies to them, butAlabama and Florida are the two best football teams in the land. One ofthem will be watching the national championship game from home, too, whichis unfortunate. But this is the SEC, where our cellar teams would competefor titles in your leagues. Our boys beat each other up all year just togive also-rans from other conferences an opportunity to slip into thenational conversation. Yeah, Im a SEC snob, but Im also right.SEC Championship Game: Alabama vs. FloridaDave says:This super heavy weight match will compare to Frazier versus Ali. Defensewins championships, and both of these teams have fantastic defenses.There are other similarities: both of these teams rely heavily on therushing game, both pass enough to keep defenses honest, both play solidspecial teams, and both have top $helf coaching staffs. Oh yeah, theresthis little thing called the Heisman Trophy. Tim Tebow and Mark Ingramare both in the mix, and a strong showing here can make a huge differencein who wins. Colt McCoy will do his best to wrap it up this weekend aswell.Alabama got jacked up early by Auburn but managed to put enough togetherto earn a win in a heated rivalry game. Florida simply mauled FloridaState. Does that mean anything here? Likely not. Both of these teamsknow what is on the line and had the same experience last season.The wild card here is Carlos Dunlap, the latest DUI SEC player. Floridamanaged ok without Brandon Spikes for a couple of games, but Carlos Dunlapis a great defensive player that makes a lot of great plays. His poordecision off the field is going to hurt his team. Tackling Mark Ingramand Trent Richardson requires the best talent youve got. With Dunlap onthe bench, who knows what will happen.Conversely, Florida has the best tight end in the nation in AaronHernandez; the guy defines clutch. He will test Alabamas linebackers andsecondary. Then theres that Tebow guy..Defense will rule this game, and the difference might come down to a drunkdriver. I think Floridas experience and the tremendous effort Tim Tebowgives will be the difference. Id be more confident in Florida withDunlap. As it standsFlorida 17Alabama 16Doug says:This is a matchup of very similar teams. Both have the ability to playstifling defense. Both like to control the ball on offense. Both arespectacular in special teams play, and have home run threats as returners.Tim Tebow had a rough patch with turnovers around mid-season, but hesseemed to rectify that. Greg McElroy has been inconsistent at times, buthas been good enough. Both teams have tremendous possession receivers.Oh yeah, I almost forgot; the two best coaches in the nation may be facingeach other in this game, too.So, how do you handicap a game between two teams that blew through the SECundefeated and are so similarly matched? Well, you dont. I mean, Mageeand I will give it a shot here, but the reality is that its a guess. Flipa coin. Theyre that good.In my mind, Im leaning toward Florida. They have a lot of big-gameexperience and a QB with a couple of national championship rings. Thedifference in QB play is probably whats going to be the determining factorhere, and Tebow, simply put, has been there, done that. I do not foreseeMark Ingram, Alabamas primary offensive weapon, having a big day againstFloridas defense, even without Carlos DUI Dunlap. Julio Jones is going toneed McElroy to play well f

RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

And I think that beer bongs were invented - just in time for the 1979 football season.   
 

 Original Message Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 3:02 pmTo: 





 


Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with spoons?
 
 
From: gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com [mailto:gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of ke...@baldwinnc.comSent: Friday, December 04, 2009 2:41 PMTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comSubject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
 

It was the first semester of 1982.  I remember it - not so well.  

 

Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study halls".  And boy did I love to study!  Most nights I would stay up till 2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big ol hairy butt off.  

 

I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam.  

 

It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers, flipping coasters, and too many others.

 

I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking.  

 

All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979.  But we had a good time.  

 

I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes.   

 


 Original Message Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Oliver Barry" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pmTo: 


Hmm…  I’m kinda happy I’m not.  

 


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From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AMTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comSubject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 


I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! 


 


 Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 amTo: 



 


The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's  SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it  folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated,  curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and  keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep  it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field  he dominates. 


 
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! 


* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. 


 


* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. 


 


* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" 


 


* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. 


 


* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 


 


* Drink every time Tebow references God. 


 


* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 


 


* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. 


 


* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida defense is on the field. 


 


* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. 


 


* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. 


 


* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one.  Otherwise it could kill you). 


 


* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. 


 


* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron. 


 


*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. 


 


(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just  pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save y

RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

2009-12-04 Thread Jay Cicone

Oh!! Do tell?

 

From: John Vega [mailto:zebu...@gate.net] 
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 3:05 PM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom!

 

-Zeb

 

On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:





 

Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with
spoons?

 

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2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel
(1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

Biederman, Schwartz, Zoom!

-Zeb

On Dec 4, 2009, at 3:02 PM, Jay Cicone wrote:

>
> Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game  
> with spoons?

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2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

[gatortalk] Re: [gatornews] [SUN]: Ingram on the mend [Tommy Deas]

This is pretty remarkable.

A guy gets 143 carries during a season, yet blames a second half  
slump on his lack of touches?

-Zeb


On Dec 4, 2009, at 9:35 AM, Shane Ford wrote:

> A year ago, Ingram ran into another kind of wall in the middle of  
> the season. Through his first seven games in 2008, Ingram rushed  
> for 419 yards on 78 attempts, an average of 5.4 yards per carry.  
> Over the last seven games he gained 309 yards on 65 attempts for a  
> 4.7-yard average, and those numbers were enhanced by a 113-yard  
> outing against Arkansas State.
>
> Ingram remembers how the second-half slump felt.
>
> “I was just frustrated and thinking I wasn’t getting the touches I  
> was supposed to, you know,” he said recently.
>

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RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

2009-12-04 Thread Jay Cicone

 

Not to mention the ever popular quarters, bizz/buzz, and some game with
spoons?

 

 

From: gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com
[mailto:gatortalk+ow...@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of
ke...@baldwinnc.com
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 2:41 PM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

It was the first semester of 1982.  I remember it - not so well.  

 

Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study
halls".  And boy did I love to study!  Most nights I would stay up till
2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big
ol hairy butt off.  

 

I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for
it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam.  

 

It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers,
flipping coasters, and too many others.

 

I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking.  

 

All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979.  But we had a good
time.  

 

I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes.


 

 Original Message 
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Oliver Barry" 
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pm
To: 




Hmm...  I'm kinda happy I'm not.  

 

Oliver Barry CRS,GRI

Real Estate Broker

Bob Parks Realty

1517 Hunt Club Blvd

Gallatin TN 37066

Phone: 615-826-4040

Fax: 615-822-2027

Mobile: 615-972-4239

 

 





From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com
 ] 
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! 

 

 Original Message 
Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Jay Cicone" 
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 am
To: 

 

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this
weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son
of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge
after last year's  SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of
college football. Face it  folks, even though Tebow spends his free time
preaching to the incarcerated,  curing cancer (we assume), trimming the
foreskin of the impoverished, and  keeping the planets properly aligned
by toting the earth around the sun to keep  it in its proper orbit; on
the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field  he dominates. 

 

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the
"Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game"! 

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus
chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's
opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance,
Tebow, you magnificent bastard. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then
salute. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete,"
then yell "Tay!" 

 

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow
should win the Heisman again this year. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize
the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow references God. 

 

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping
his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 

 

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your
drink and do a shot. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when
the Florida defense is on the field. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his
helmet off. 

 

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in
the stands. 

 

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts.
(Small sips on this one.  Otherwise it could kill you). 

 

* Shot every time they mention his experience as
missionary. 

 

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the
Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of
Patron. 

 

*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in
the post-game press conference, giv

RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

It was the first semester of 1982.  I remember it - not so well.  
 
Purple Porpise, Calico Jack's, Joe's Deli were just a few of my "study halls".  And boy did I love to study!  Most nights I would stay up till 2, 3, 4 or even later in the morning - partying, I mean studying, my big ol hairy butt off.  
 
I (don't) remember one physics or calculus exam - we studied so hard for it at Joe's Deli - we almost passed out during the exam.  
 
It was the year of drinking games like "Hi Bob (newhart)", slammers, flipping coasters, and too many others.
 
I set my own personal record of like 90 straight days of drinking.  
 
All because - we went 0-10-1 my first year in 1979.  But we had a good time.  
 
I liked that semester so much - I got to repeat every one of my classes.   
 

 Original Message Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Oliver Barry" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 2:19 pmTo: 







Hmm…  I’m kinda happy I’m not.  
 

Oliver Barry CRS,GRI
Real Estate Broker
Bob Parks Realty
1517 Hunt Club Blvd
Gallatin TN 37066
Phone: 615-826-4040
Fax: 615-822-2027
Mobile: 615-972-4239
 
 




From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com] Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AMTo: gatortalk@googlegroups.comSubject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
 

I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! 

 


 Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 amTo: 


 

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's  SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it  folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated,  curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and  keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep  it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field  he dominates. 

 
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”! 

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!" 

 

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow references God. 

 

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 

 

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida defense is on the field. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. 

 

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. 

 

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one.  Otherwise it could kill you). 

 

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. 

 

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron. 

 

*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas. 

 

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just  pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a  stomach pump.)
-- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us 
-- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball C

RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

2009-12-04 Thread Oliver Barry

Hmm.  I'm kinda happy I'm not.  

 

Oliver Barry CRS,GRI

Real Estate Broker

Bob Parks Realty

1517 Hunt Club Blvd

Gallatin TN 37066

Phone: 615-826-4040

Fax: 615-822-2027

Mobile: 615-972-4239

 

 

  _  

From: ke...@baldwinnc.com [mailto:ke...@baldwinnc.com] 
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 11:54 AM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

I wish I was still young enough to play games like that ! 

 

 Original Message 
Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
From: "Jay Cicone" 
Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 am
To: 

 

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the
Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim
Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's  SEC
championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it
folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated,
curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and
keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to
keep  it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On
the field  he dominates. 

 

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the "Tebow SEC
Championship Drinking Game"! 

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your
friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior"
and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent
bastard. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell
"Tay!" 

 

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman
again this year. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the
sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow references God. 

 

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird
(or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 

 

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida defense
is on the field. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. 

 

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. 

 

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one.
Otherwise it could kill you). 

 

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. 

 

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he
was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron. 

 

*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press
conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of Jim Beam,
and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears.
(This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s)
through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody
falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start
prepping for Texas. 

 

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So
don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a
joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just  pray Tebow is
nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a  stomach pump.)

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us 

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

-- 
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1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

[gatortalk] Re: [gatornews] [Espn.com] Chris Low: It's getting close to 'Tim Tebow Time'

Hmm.

We probably have given up about 15 more sacks than that year, which  
(inexplicably) count as runs in college.

-Zeb

On Dec 3, 2009, at 3:51 PM, Badrish wrote:

> Even with the concussion he suffered against Kentucky back on Sept.  
> 26, Tebow is on track to carry the ball more times in a season than  
> he ever has. He had 210 rushing attempts during his 2007 Heisman  
> Trophy-winning season. He has 193 attempts heading into Saturday’s  
> SEC championship game.

-- 
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1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

I wish I was still young enough to play games like that !

Original Message Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...From: "Jay Cicone" Date: Fri, December 04, 2009 10:29 amTo:

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates.
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the “Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game”!
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
-- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

--
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game

2009-12-04 Thread Wanda Barry

Thanks Bert for your well wishes.  I've got knots in my tummy already!!  You 
truly are our FAVORITE non-Gator :-)
Wanda
- Original Message - 
From: "BertThePiggieMan" 
To: "GatorTalk" 
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 8:29 AM
Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game


> Howdy, all!
>
> Just wanted to drop a note to wish y'all luck in the SEC Championship
> game. Go take care of them Bammers and represent the SEC in the BCS
> title game...
>
> Go Gators!
>
> - PiggieBert (your favorite pork Gator Bait :)
>
> -- 
> GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
> 1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
> 2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
> 2008 National Football Champions   |
> Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel 
> (1996),
> Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us 

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

Re: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

They are not as confused as Auburnites as the proper use of toilet paper.
 A. Leon Polhill, Gator
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain 





From: Ken Kirkley 
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 11:22:08 AM
Subject: RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...


This is funny.  We are in their heads for sure!
 
We have a game where we count how many times Tebow says blessed, bless or 
blessing.  Every time he is talking on camera, numerous variations come out.
 
And as for his suggestion to drink upon seeing a Gator fan in jorts, how about 
drinking every time you see a bammer with toilet paper and laundry detergent on 
his head?  Unfortunately, they think that is the intended use of those products…
 
Ken K.
MNGator
 



From:Jay Cicone [mailto:jay.cic...@raymondjames.com] 
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 9:30 AM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...
 
 
The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v 
Alabama championship game in Atlanta . The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will 
face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's  SEC championship 
loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it  folks, even though 
Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated,  curing cancer (we 
assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and  keeping the planets 
properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep  it in its proper 
orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field  he dominates. 
 
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the “Tebow SEC Championship 
Drinking Game”! 
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your 
friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and 
change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard. 
 
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. 
 
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell 
"Tay!" 
 
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman 
again this year. 
 
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the 
sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 
 
* Drink every time Tebow references God. 
 
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird 
(or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 
 
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. 
 
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida defense is 
on the field. 
 
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. 
 
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. 
 
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one.  
Otherwise it could kill you). 
 
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. 
 
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was 
a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron. 
 
*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press 
conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of Jim Beam, and 
don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This 
may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the 
television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the 
just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas . 
 
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't 
do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not 
a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just  pray Tebow is nearby. Only 
he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a  stomach pump.)-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
T

RE: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

2009-12-04 Thread Ken Kirkley

This is funny.  We are in their heads for sure!

 

We have a game where we count how many times Tebow says blessed, bless or
blessing.  Every time he is talking on camera, numerous variations come out.

 

And as for his suggestion to drink upon seeing a Gator fan in jorts, how
about drinking every time you see a bammer with toilet paper and laundry
detergent on his head?  Unfortunately, they think that is the intended use
of those products.

 

Ken K.

MNGator

 

  _  

From: Jay Cicone [mailto:jay.cic...@raymondjames.com] 
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 9:30 AM
To: gatortalk@googlegroups.com
Subject: [gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

 

 

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the
Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim
Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's  SEC
championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it
folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated,
curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and
keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to
keep  it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On
the field  he dominates. 

 

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the "Tebow SEC
Championship Drinking Game"! 

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your
friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior"
and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent
bastard. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell
"Tay!" 

 

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman
again this year. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the
sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow references God. 

 

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird
(or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 

 

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida defense
is on the field. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. 

 

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. 

 

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one.
Otherwise it could kill you). 

 

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. 

 

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he
was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron. 

 

*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press
conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of Jim Beam,
and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears.
(This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s)
through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody
falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start
prepping for Texas. 

 

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So
don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a
joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just  pray Tebow is
nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a  stomach pump.)

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions | 
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

-- 
GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY!
1996 National Football Champions   |   2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions   |   2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions   |   
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

[gatortalk] SEC Championship Game...

2009-12-04 Thread Jay Cicone

 

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the
Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris,
Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's
SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face
it  folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the
incarcerated,  curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the
impoverished, and  keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the
earth around the sun to keep  it in its proper orbit; on the field he's
not nearly so generous. On the field  he dominates. 

 

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you  the "Tebow SEC
Championship Drinking Game"! 

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of
your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a
warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you
magnificent bastard. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell
"Tay!" 

 

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the
Heisman again this year. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason
the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow references God. 

 

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a
bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd. 

 

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a
shot. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when  the Florida
defense is on the field. 

 

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off. 

 

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands. 

 

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this
one.  Otherwise it could kill you). 

 

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary. 

 

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while
he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of  Patron. 

 

*When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game
press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your  bottle of
Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs
out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the
empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying
"the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a
baby seal and start prepping for Texas. 

 

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death.
So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this
disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it,
just  pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local
hospital with a  stomach pump.)

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