[JOKES] ...
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Re: [JOKES] prewodi
Oshte: Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama turist - bair budala alpinist - bash bair budala parashutist - charshaf budala televiror - seir syndyk gramofon - djangyr chekmedje agitpunkt - kandyrma kjoshe =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] no comment
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[JOKES] kursowe za myje:-)
-Original Message- From: Svilen Patraneskov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, February 01, 2002 4:52 PM To: Stanislava Atanasova Subject: joke.doc Description: joke.doc
RE: [JOKES] prewodi
Malko doutochneniq: Don Kihot ricar na pechalniq obraz - Kihot aga babit kaharlara surat Velikata frenska revoluciq - Kodja Fanse Pataklama alpinist - kanara babait sekretarka - bazikne hanym raketna ploshtadka - fishek megdan -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Jogy Sent: Friday, February 01, 2002 3:38 PM To: jokes Subject: Re: [JOKES] prewodi Oshte: Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama turist - bair budala alpinist - bash bair budala parashutist - charshaf budala televiror - seir syndyk gramofon - djangyr chekmedje agitpunkt - kandyrma kjoshe =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] religiata i Internet ili otkoroveniata na Inokentii
Inokentiy.doc Description: Inokentiy.doc
[JOKES] Muzika
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[JOKES] the Russion word for FAQ
×àÂÎ (FAQ) - îòâåòû íà ×àñòî Çàäàâàåìûå Âîïðîñû =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] The English word for Chavo
×àÂÎ (FAQ) - îòâåòû íà ×àñòî Çàäàâàåìûå Âîïðîñû ×àÂÎ (FAQ) - Fuck :- Chavo =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] The Army Officer's Aptitude Test
The Army Officers Aptitude Test You are a Lieutenant. You have a Sergeant, two Privates, two 9' poles, an 11' pole, three 6' lengths of rope, a post hole digger, and a U.S. flag. In 30 seconds or less, tell me how you will erect a 14 1/2' flagpole. The correct answer is: Sergeant, get that flagpole up!
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2002 17:26:36 +0200
ÌÚÆÊÈ ØÎÂÈÍÈÇÚÌ ÂÚÏÐÎÑ:Êàêâî å äúëãî 15 ñàíòèìåòðà è ïåò ñàíòèìåòðà øèðîêî èïîäëóäÿâà æåíèòå? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ: Áàíêíîòèòå. ÂÚÏÐÎÑ: Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó ðàáîòàòà âè è æåíà âè? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ: Ðàáîòàòà íå ÿ õàðåñâàõ îòñàìîòî íà÷àëî. ÂÚÏÐÎÑ: Çàùî âñè÷êè æåíè ñå îïèòâàò äà ïîäîáðÿò âúíøíîñòòà ñè, íîìíîãî ìàëêî ñå îïèòâàò äà ïîäîáðÿò çíàíèÿòà ñè? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ: Çàùîòî ìíîãî ìúæå ñà ãëóïàâè, íî ìíîãî ìàëêî îò òÿõ ñàñëåïè. ÂÚÏÐÎÑ: Êàêâî å îáùîòî ìåæäó ìîòîïåäà è äåáåëîòî ìîìè÷å? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ: È äâåòå âîçÿò äîáðå, íî íå áèõòå èñêàëè ïðèÿòåëèòå âè äàâè âèäÿò íà òÿõ. ÂÚÏÐÎÑ: Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó "Î-î-î" è "À-à-à..."? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ: îêîëî 5 ñàíòèìåòðà.
[JOKES] ne e joke - ako se kefite na pesenta glasuwaite:)
http://mm.hit.bg/interactive Gravity Co. - Away ( tiq sa mi deto se wika pochti ot moita banda ) BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - a Sirma Group company;Research Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+359) 2 9810018-131/134 TEL;CELL;VOICE:087 968439 ADR;WORK:;;60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8=0D=0ASofia=0D=0ABulgaria ADR;HOME:;;;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;HOME;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:Sofia=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL;WORK:http://www.engview.com; http://www.sirma.bg EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] EMAIL;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20020131T163431Z END:VCARD
[JOKES] yes
YES.doc Description: MS-Word document
[JOKES] Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2002 14:43:44 +0200
http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=360171
[JOKES] ...
\\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe
[JOKES] malko phun
Edin
rabotesht kod :-))) Avtoryt ima ochevdino interesen stil, makar da se nabiva na
ochi lipsata na komentari...
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Re: [JOKES] ...
www.sirma.bg/jokes/hyundai.mpe - Original Message - From: Tihomir Tarnavski To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 15:10 Subject: [JOKES] ... \\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe
[JOKES] Ei TAKA se pishe CV :-)
http://www.himmelhunden.dk/cv.htm
[JOKES] RTFM :-)
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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 16:09:33 +0200
Let men be anxiousPLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS ANDTHEAMAZING CONCLUSION TO WHICH THEY LEAD:1. The sport of choice for the urban poor isBASKETBALL.2. The sport of choice for maintenance levelemployeesis BOWLING.3. The sport of choice for front-line workersisFOOTBALL.4. The sport of choice for supervisors isBASEBALL.5. The sport of choice for middle managementisTENNIS.6. The sport of choice for corporate officersis GOLF.AMAZING CONCLUSION:The higher you are in the corporate structure,thesmalleryour balls become. ...there is a river of birds in migration - a nation of women with wings... --Libana--
[JOKES] Fw: Don't marry a programmer.... ;))
Husband: (Returning late from work) Good evening dear. I'm logged in. Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in then morning! Husband: Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied. Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It's by default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband :Unknown Virus. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES]
http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Cat=8Board=softwareNumber=1937224737page=0view=collapsedsb=5
[JOKES] Webmaster and Margarita
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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002 16:29:02 +0200
Êàê ñå íàðè÷àò àñïèðàíòêè ïðåç ïúðâàòà ãîäèíà: àñïèðàíò-òóòêè.. À ïðåç âòîðàòà : àñïèðàíò-åñè... à ïðåç òðåòàòà: àñïèðàíò -èè
[JOKES] FW: Joke
Чайник - начинаещ потребител, ненастъпил още мотиката и затова уверен, че мотики не съществуват. Леймър - потребител, редовно настъпващ мотиките, но продължаващ да вярва, че мотики не съществуват. Тесен специалист - потребител, овладял до съвършенство настъпването на едни и същи мотики. Широк специалист - потребител, имащ на челото си две или повече цицини. Програмист - този, за когото при настъпването на мотиките е най-важен резултата. Понеже му е омръзнало да настъпва чуждите мотики, прави свои собствени. Напреднал програмист - програмист, настъпващ дадена мотика не повече от два пъти. Копирайт - концепция, ограничаваща броя на достъпните за настъпване мотики според финансовите възможности на потребителя. Геймър- този, за когото при настъпването на мотиките най-важен е самия процес. Обикновено не може да произвежда собствени мотики. Чийтър - разновидност на геймъра, настъпва само мотики с дунапренови калъфки на дръжката и обикновено само по веднъж. Хакер - този, който е способен да настъпи мотиката даже ако е затворена в барака и заключена с катинар. Хакер-идеалист - благороден борец за правото всеки да може да настъпи неограничен брой мотики. Microsoft - корпорация, световен лидер в производството на мотики. Бил Гейтс - митично същество от програмисткия фолклор; зъл дух, покровител на мотиките. Ъпгрейд - процес на непрекъснато харчене на пари за нови мотики, всяка от които удря още по-силно от предишната. Бета-версия - версия, в която мотиките се виждат с невъоръжено око. Релийз - версия, в която мотиките са покрити със шума. Съвместимост на версиите - принцип, позволяващ новите мотики да ви нацелват точно по цицината от предишните. Асемблер - език за програмиране, позволяващ да настъпваш мотиката няколко милиона пъти в секунда. Локална мрежа - технология, позволяваща да бъдеш праснат по челото даже когато мотиката е настъпил някой друг. Интернет - технология, позволяваща да настъпваш мотики на другата страна на земното кълбо. Мрежова конференция - технология, позволяваща на всеки да настъпва не само своите, а и чуждите мотики. Кирилишки кодировки - подаръчен комплект мотики за потребителите на интернет. Приятелски интерфейс - гумена облицовка на дръжката на мотиката. Гъвкав (настройваем) интерфейс - облицовка на дръжката на мотиката, която можеш да нагодиш по височината на челото си. Графичен интерфейс - мотика с регулировка на цвета и силата на искрите, които ще видиш след като те прасне по челото. Ненадеждна система - мотика, които ви бие по челото даже и тогава, когато не сте я настъпили. Надеждна система - мотика, които ви бие точно по челото даже и тогава, когато сте с гръб към нея. Многозадачност - концепция, позволяваща да настъпиш няколко мотики едновременно. Обектно-ориентирано програмиране - метод за производство на мотики на принципа на матрьошките. Мануал (ръководство) - книга, описваща различните начини за настъпване на мотиката. Никога не се ползва от ламерите и хакерите. Напредналите програмисти я използват сред като настъпят мотиката втори път. Техническа поддръжка - служба, която дава съвети какво да се прави след настъпване на мотиката. Обикновено първият и съвет е да настъпиш мотиката пак и да сравниш усещанията.
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 10:46:31 +0200
Децата на един италианец и един евреин били много добри приятели, и били родени на една и съща дата. Италианецът бил търговец на оръжия, а евреинът бил златар. На 15 рожден ден на децата, италианецът подарява на сина си 22 Baretta , а евреина подарява часовник Rolex на сина си. На следващия ден децата почват да се хвалят с подаръците си, и решават да си ги сменят. Прибира се италианчето щастливо в къщи и показва новия си часовник Rolex на баща си, като му обеснява че го е разменил за пистолета, който му е дал. Баща му се ядосва и почва да му се кара : -Какв !!! Ти как можа ??? Искам да те питам нещо. Ще дойде ден ще се влюбиш, ще се ожениш, ще си имате деца, обаче живота ще бъде труден и ти от работа ще се скапеш. В един такъв ден ще се върнеш в къщи и кво ... ще завариш жена си с друг мъжИ тогава какво ще направиш ...Ще погледнеш Rolexa и ще ги питаш ** Още колко часа работа имате** , така л ...there is a river of birds in migration - a nation of women with wings... --Libana--
[JOKES] new company;)
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:16:06 +0200
Edna majka e s 21 godini po-starta ot deteto si. Sled 6 godini deteto shte byde 5 pyti po-malko ot majka si. Vypros: Kyde e bashtata? ...there is a river of birds in migration - a nation of women with wings... --Libana--
[JOKES] FW: Smiley...
Title: Message Mladeji, ne e istina dokyde moje da stigne kretenijata ! Nekvi idioti ot MS sa napravili programka, deto stoi v task-bara i ako akciite na MS rastat se usmihva, inache stoi namryshtena . A edni drugi "pacienti" napisali debugger extension (!!), koito kazva kolko e v momenta stock-a . Boje, kyde popadnah !?!?? :-))) -Original Message-From: Vladimir Stoyanov Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 12:42 PMTo: Svetlana Simova; SOC Bulgarians at MSSubject: RE: Smiley...Importance: Low Aha, user-friendly version of !msft debugger extension -Original Message-From: Svetlana Simova Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 12:40 PMTo: SOC Bulgarians at MSSubject: FW: Smiley...Importance: Low Tova e naistina cool. Za sajalenie dnes cial den stoi namrashteno. -Original Message-From: Branden Powell Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 10:15 AMTo: John Poli AllSubject: Smiley...Importance: Low Team, attached is a utility that will show you the stock price via a smiley face on you task bar. If stock is up you will see a smile, if down then a frown (wow, it even rhymed ) If you hover over the smiley for a moment it will give you the current stock price (updates every 15 mins). The only catch is, it is in french. MENU TRANSLATION: Mettre à jour = To update (refresh and get latest stock price, or reconnect after being disconnected) Quitter = Exit program Uncompress the file and add it to your start menu to have it start automatically on boot-up. To add it to your start menu, uncompress it into a folder (my documents for example) then rt-click and hold on the file and drag to the Start button, when start menu pops up (still holding down the rt mouse button) drag over All Programs, then drag over Startup and finally drag over to the menu that pops out when holding over Startup. Release rt-mouse button anywhere on the Startup menu and select Copy Shortcut from the list that pops up. Thats it, you can either go back to the Start menu and click on the Smiley face to start the program immediately or it will start automatically the next time you start your computer. Enjoy! Branden Powell Program Manager MSN Internet Access Smiley.zip Description: Smiley.zip
[JOKES] Oshte edin chat s Manski
Kato sme pochnali, ei vi edin chat s Masnki na tema Developers, Developers) :))) Veso veso 1/17/02 10:27 AM ooo, chado, kak e kak :)) Neshto gledam, release-nali ste Visual Studio dot Nyet :)) _manski@ho 1/17/02 10:28 AM Mdam mai, kazaha abe ima tuk-tam bugove, ama ne mojem da otlagame poveche Vreme stana, det' se vika :-) veso 1/17/02 10:29 AM daaa, vie ste izvestni s tova :))) _manski@ho 1/17/02 10:30 AM tuk-tam razbirai mamata si traka Te predi mesec izloviha nekvi jestoki security holes v cjalata ideolgija - ta pochti ne e beta testvan .NETa veso 1/17/02 10:32 AM a stiga be ! a po eweek pishat, kak iako testvane imalo ot vynshni firmi i pochti niamalo security problems :)) _manski@ho 1/17/02 10:33 AM kura mi janko pishat kvoto onzi debelija maimunjak e kazal =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002 11:58:41 +0200
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[JOKES] IT guys
Title: signature --- An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The IT guy said, "Look I work in I.T. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool." - An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The IT guy said, "I like both." "Both?" The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done." - Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted." Krassimir Bozhkov - senior software engineer EngView Systems Corp. A SIRMA Group Company. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: 9819058 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.Sirma.com http://www.EngView.com
[JOKES] Usage
Tova e kutiika za vlajni kyrpichki za ochila. Obyrnete vnimanie na nadpisite ot liavata strana :) Best wishes! S. attachment: glass.jpg
[JOKES] email detector na l#jata :-))
http://news.dir.bg/index.php?url=feature.php%3Fid%3D15005 Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]-- Oh, the wind, it is a song that harbours through the winterOh, the sail, it is a door that bids the song to enterAnd let us sail the sea, good friend, and let us sing togetherThe singer lasts a season long, while the song it lasts forever
[JOKES] mootanic
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http://www.boobytrap.org/ ...there is a river of birds in migration - a nation of women with wings... --Libana--
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 15:06:24 +0200
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[JOKES] combat against terrorism
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and to demonstrate against the Taliban this Friday at 15:00 hours. It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist and denounced to the World). Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.
[JOKES] Vremeto dnes :-))
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[JOKES] ...
I see, you're not working !!!
[JOKES] YE's law of bandwidth
YE's law of bandwidth: the 5 KB "Skip Intro" GIF always loads AFTER the 500 KB intro Flash.
[JOKES] word
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Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips
333: znam, vidqh go sled tova, i vse pak e dobre da ne gr#mne chak taka ;-) - Original Message - From: borislav popov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips 332nd tip : url-a prosto e na dva reda :lipsva D=146 The 331st tip : Watch out for such things on a production environment :-) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
RE: [JOKES] engl
Zlite ezici razpravjat, che tova e istinska sluchka stanala e v kino Odeon, pri simultanted prevod. Syshto taka pak pri simultanten prevod, njakoi ot publikata se obadil na visok glas, che prevoda ne e tochen i prevejdashtija i znaeshtija pochnali da se karat po vreme na filma . -Original Message- From: Milena [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:33 AM To: jokes Subject: [JOKES] engl - how do you do? - all right prevod: - kak go pravish? - vinagi s diasnata mim
[JOKES] Po kakwo da poznaete, che washeto dete e hacker :-)
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147 Ili "oshte za amerikanskata prostotiq" :-)
[JOKES] 18 Ways to turn a man down
18 Ways to turn a man down HE. can I buy you a drink? SHE. Actually I'd rather have the money HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate good humor! - IF ANY) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips
The 331st tip : Watch out for such things on a production environment :-) attachment: jadcentral.JPG
[JOKES] Block Clock
http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/29/bclock.html
[JOKES] A lesson in marketing ;-)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in bed. That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. That's Brand Recognition. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] hack
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[JOKES] stani bogat
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[JOKES] Gosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost. The student replies, Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] The Priest
THE PRIEST A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says Father remember Psalm 129. The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says Father remember Psalm 129. Once again the priest apologizes Sorry, sister, but you know the flesh is weak. Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the Bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said: GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Íîâà Ãîäèíà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ðàçäàâà ïîäàðúöè. Êîôòè ãðàôèê, áúðçà êàòî ëóä, íÿìà âðåìå... Âëèçà ïðåç êîìèíà â ïîðåäíàòà êúùà è êàêâî äà âèäè - íà ëåãëîòî ñïè ãîëà ìàäàìà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ìèñëè: - Äà ñå âúçïîëçâàì ëè èëè äà íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì? Àêî ñå âúçïîëçâàì - îòèäå ìè ãðàôèêà. Àêî íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì - íå ìîãà äà ìèíà îáðàòíî ïðåç Ìóòðà, öÿëàòà â ãèïñ è áèíòîâå ëåæè â áîëíèöà. Ñúñåäúò ïî ëåãëî ïèòà: - Êàêâî òè ñå å ñëó÷èëî? - Ìàìêà ìó, êàðàì ñè "Ìåðöåäåñà" ñúñ 180, ãëåäàì: ìàìêà ìó, îòïðåä ÷îâåê ÿçäè êîí. Íàáèâàì ñïèðà÷êèòå, íî íå óñïÿâàì äà ñïðà, ìàìêà ìó è òðàññ ïðàâî â êîíÿ. Ïðåöàêàõ ñè íîâèÿ Ìåðöåäåñ, ìàìêà ìó - Àáå, îñòàâè êîëàòà, áå! ×îâåêà æèâ ëè å? - Àáå ìàìêà ìó íà ÷îâåêà è íà êîíÿ, íèùî èì íÿìà, òå áèëè áðîíçîâè Îò çîîïàðêà èçáÿãàë ñëîí. Íà ñëåäâàùèÿ äåí â îôèñà íà øåðèôà ñå çâúíè: - Ñúð!  ãðàäèíàòà ìè ñòîè îãðîìåí ñèâ ïëúõ!!! Òîé êúñà çåëêè ñ îïàøêàòà ñè - È êàêâî ïðàâè ñ òÿõ? - Ñúð! Àêî âè êàæà, íÿìà äà ïîâÿðâàòå...
[JOKES] Osvobodi naprejenieto
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[JOKES] kucheshko ...
Po trotroara edin sreshtu drug varviat dvama maje. Dvamata kucat i dvamata provlachvat po zemiata desnia si krak. Izravniavajki se edin s drug parviat s razbirashta usmivka kazva na vtoria, sochejki kraka si: - Afganistan, 1982 god. Drugiat sochi s palec zad garba si i otgovaria: - Kucheshko lajno, 10 metra nazad mim
[JOKES] mei
Edin grozen, tap, gnusen zmej hvanal amerikaneca , francuzina i balgarina i im kazal: - Iskam vseki da me vpechatli s neshto za koeto ne sam chuval, inache shte go iziam. Amerikanecat kazal: - SASht-statuiata na svobodata, Las Vegas, WTC/togava oshte go imalo/. Zmeiat izsaskal zlobno: - Men li se opitvash da vpechatlish s nakakvi si SASht, be!?! - i go izial. Francuzinat zapochnal: - Francia-Parij, liubov, savarshenstvo, krasota. Zmeiat izsaskal oshte po-zlobno: - Men li se opitvash da vpechatlish s nakakva romantika, be -i nego izial. Doshlo red na balgarina i toj kazal: - Az jiveia v edna malka, neskoposana, nedodialana, nezabelejima, nevzrachna darjava.Nikoj, nikoga ne e chuval za neia. - Kade e taia darjava? Kak se kazva? - popital zmeia. - Ami tia e na Balkanskia poluostrov i se kazva Balgaria.. -otgovoril balgarinat. - Aa... - iznenadal se priatno zmeia. - Balgaria, Sofia, dashteria mi uchi v MEI-to. mim
[JOKES] AI?
http://free.bol.bg/simeonsk/
[JOKES] ski
http://www.segabg.com/05012002/p0060002.asp
[JOKES] Sorry ako niakoi obicha da swiri na bass:))
Orkestyr sviri v populiarno shou. Mislite na muzikantite: Solo kitaristyt: "A sega! Sega e momentyt da izsviria svoeto veliko solo. To shte byde nai-velikoto v istoriiata na muzikata!!!" Klavishnite: "Gospodi! Kak go izsvirih tova. Kak legnah na temata, kolko plavno preminavam v melodiiata i samo kak vliubeno me gledat devoikite v publikata" Udarnite: "Palkite mi sami biiat po barabanite. Te me izdigat kato krile nad publikata i ostavame samo az i muzikata, a naokolo niama nikogo" Bas-kitaristyt: "Sol, do. Sol, do. Sol, sol, fa, do."
[JOKES] chast ot edno CV
Chovekyt e SW QA i dolnoto e chast ot negoviq experience: 11/1998 - 5/1999 Peace Corps Washington, DC (Solomon Islands) Volunteer I was assigned to the Solomon Islands (South Pacific), with my wife, as a high school science teacher and rural community educator. My responsibilities included the management of small scale projects as well as the maintaining and planning of my teaching duties on a remote island with very few resources (no electricity, no phones, no plumbing, no roads, etc.). =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] radio Erevan
Ïîïèòàëè ðàäèî Åðåâàí:- Ïî êàêâî ÷îâåêà ïðèëè÷à íà êîìïþòúðà?- Ñúùî êàòî êîìïþòúðà íà ìëàäè ãîäèíè ÷îâåê èìà äîñòàòú÷íî õàðäóåð è ìàëêî ñîôòóåð, íà ñòàðèíè ñîôòóåðà åâ èçîáèëèå, íî âñå íå äîñòèãà õàðäóåðà. Ïîïèòàëè Ðàäèî Åðåâàí:- Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó ÍÐÁ è ÐÁ?- Ñúùàòà, êàòî òàçè ìåæäó ÎÄÑ è ÄÑ.
[JOKES] Chapaj
×àïàåâ ñå ïîêàçà íà òåðàñàòà, âãëåäà ñå â çåçäíîòî íåáå è ñå ïðîâèêíà:- Êàêâà êðàñîòà!- Ìàéêàòà, ìàéêàòà, ìàéêàòà... - îòãîâîðè åõîòî ïî íàâèê.
[JOKES] UI Design Hall of Shame
http://www.iarchitect.com/mshame.htm BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;N. FN:Ivan N. Terziev ORG:EngView Systems Sofia ltd.;RD TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:359-2-9810018-131 ADR;WORK:;60 Solunska Str.;;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:60 Solunska Str.=0D=0ASofia=0D=0ABulgaria ADR;HOME:;;;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;HOME;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:Sofia=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL;WORK:http://www.engview.com EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20020103T130241Z END:VCARD
[JOKES] Kakwo si mislqt wsyshnost...
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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2001 19:52:47 +0200
BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov ORG:Sofia IT Lab TITLE:Software engineer TEL;WORK;VOICE:+359 2 9718912 TEL;CELL;VOICE:+359 88 346407 ADR;WORK:;;IZOT Business Center;Sofia;;1116;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:IZOT Business Center=0D=0ASofia 1116=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL: URL:http://www.sofiaitlab.com/ BDAY:19760306 KEY;X509;ENCODING=BASE64: MIICIDCCAYmgAwIBAgILAQAA6k8Uq9cwDQYJKoZIhvcNAQEFBQAwXTELMAkGA1UEBhMC QkUxGTAXBgNVBAoTEEdsb2JhbFNpZ24gbnYtc2ExEzARBgNVBAsTCkNsYXNzIDEgQ0ExHjAc BgNVBAMTFUdsb2JhbFNpZ24gQ2xhc3MgMSBDQTAeFw0wMTExMjExMzI1MDFaFw0wMTEyMjEx MzI1MDFaMEQxHTAbBgNVBAMUFGJveWFuQHNvZmlhaXRsYWIuY29tMSMwIQYJKoZIhvcNAQkB FhRib3lhbkBzb2ZpYWl0bGFiLmNvbTBcMA0GCSqGSIb3DQEBAQUAA0sAMEgCQQC87kuoJXYp +xUaDoGSvMlVKqALCOhl0vSiOWZ2HUml2K7qQh3EyuJU0sTU4Lin5+GYFDxDbOMiUXXe+qBv OaovAgMBAAGjQzBBMBEGCWCGSAGG+EIBAQQEAwIFoDALBgNVHQ8EBAMCBPAwHwYDVR0jBBgw FoAUDtzwuxI83fpgp48nCpunLn5zaZowDQYJKoZIhvcNAQEFBQADgYEAN3V3KOUeHb8kE+6i ihKq0QyhMyP+3+lWzFDT5Ru/oP6qbeBH1xtxr/sInDjG6AVeHKFCNtZaUP8vTtpiWH3qE4Zm wwGK/in9zXJzpRZ7yAOD1DxAstySgf71U9cficdOlLHkfc3ffFs9qEZoB15+JDvLDgzSZ0ZS 2/MTJG5gdKM= EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20011228T175247Z END:VCARD attachment: cuteone.jpg
[JOKES] Mission: go to GAP, buy a pair of pants
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[JOKES] chalgakiller.avi
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[JOKES] A little-known Christmas fact :-)
A LITTLE-KNOWN CHRISTMAS FACT One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was gettingready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Fourof his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toysas fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressureof being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom wascoming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went toharness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to givebirth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boardscracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So,frustrated,Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When hewent to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquorand there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentallydropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces allover the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that micehad eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang andSanta cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was alittle angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, verycheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I havea beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would youlike me to stick it?"Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmastree.
[JOKES] Hemoroidite v ruskite Internet tarsachki
http://ya.ru/yandsearch?text=%E3%E5%EC%EE%F0%F0%EE%E9 Vijte kakvo izliza s nomer 9 i nadpis za sadarjanieto na saita - Palno saotvetstvie na temata. :-) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] miss uni bg
http://www.unibg.org/miss.html
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 10:48:55 +0200
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[JOKES] M$... (ne e joke syvsem)
http://home.kscable.com/michaelmiller/your_c.htm
[JOKES] ceni na bileti
http://www.inet.bg/culture/movies.html#åëóëìõúé÷îïbrðòïæåóéñ%20âìïîäéîëá
[JOKES] driving in Kabul
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[JOKES] makar che ne e mnogo smeshno...
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[JOKES] poruchik Rjevski ...
Поручик Ржевский электронной эпохи: - Поручик, вы куда? - На е-бал. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] The well-made bed an unappreciated public health risk
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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2001 15:00:33 +0200
Phaethon (ICQ#8853846) Wrote: War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. -Ambrose Bierce =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Song
Software developers drinking song99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code.Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 bugs in the code
[JOKES] mdaa
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[JOKES] K.O.K.O.
Ami reshih i az da se vklucha v tazi ochevidno vseobnshta maniq: K.O.K.O. = Kbytes Of Knowledge Online Ama da ne vzemete da go priemete naseriozno, ei :)) Koko =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Steve Balmer Song REMIX :-)))
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[JOKES] Simpatqga
http://bg.metavisia.com/projects/roadrunner/roadrunner.html Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]_Much Madness is divinest SenseTo a discerning EyeMuch Sense--the starkest Madness. -Emily Dickinson
RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda
Naso, Ne che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i si struva daizlqza v negovazashtita. Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi maimnogo-mnogo ne girazbirame segashnite devioki - stoto moga da se obzaloja, che izmejdu osmoklasnichkite ima adski mnogo blonginki, koito sa povtarqli, povtarqli, pvtarqli, che otdavna sa izlezli ot prokurorskata vyzrast. Osven tova sega mi hrumna, che to prokuror mai idva ot pro-kur-or, t.e. pozovavaiki na latinskiq, bulgarskiq i angliisliq, mojem da go prevedem kato *za-kur-ili...*. Ei tova *ili...* [s mnogoznachitelno mnogotochie] nakraq e mnogo vajno spored men. To izrazqva cqlata mnogoznachnost na situaciqta. Ako tezi razsyjdeniq neti zvuchatdostatychno *onto*, mojem da otkriem specialna onto-diskusiq po pedagogicheskitevyprosi. Koko P.S. Ako gornotozvuchi dostaadvanced, molq nejnite ushi da me izvinqt abe kakvo da go pravish - prokurorska mu rabota : -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas KiryakovSent: Saturday, December 08, 2001 10:33 AMTo: Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Marine, pyrvo, tova bi bilo detsko parti predpolagam, che taka mi se struva poradi belite mi kosi, no ... ne moga da ne spodelja tova si vijdane ;-) vtoro, nadjavam se ne si zabravil, che v OntoText vytreshnija pravilnik zabranjava zadjavanija, zakachki i drug vid intimni kontakti s devojki (i mladeji) pod 16 godini. Podsydno e prosto, samo pari za advokati shte trjabva da troshim, a i v zatvora moje da njama Internet, ta da ne moje potyrpevshija da si vyrshi rabotata Po-zdravi, Naso ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg--- neznaja nakyde sym trygnal missing a whither neznaja i zashto vyrvya and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal -Original Message-From: Marin Dimitrov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 6:09 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda i az glasuvam za kostuma moze da go polzvame i za drugi celi osven detskoto party - primerno za party-to nadevoikite ot 8a klasna nqkoq gimnaziq M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. " - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Maria Arsova ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Millena Sarneva Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 18:08 Subject: Re: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Az lichno mislq, che e po-celesyobrazno da kupim costume, za da mojem da go polzwame i sledwashti koledi (jivot i zdrawe). Ako tozi costume e hubav i si struwa parite, razbira se... Pozdrawi:) Vozd
RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda
mislja, che Latinskija, Bylgarskija i Anglijskija (v tozi im korekten istoricheski red) uspeshno objasnjavat nashija sluchai po povod povtarjalite 8-mo klasnichki ... da se nadjavame, che ne sa povtarjali tolkova che da pobelejat kato nas ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg--- neznaja nakyde sym trygnal missing a whither neznaja i zashto vyrvya and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of NikolaiSent: Monday, December 10, 2001 8:57 AMTo: Atanas Kiryakov; Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Naso, Ne che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i si struva daizlqza v negovazashtita. Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi maimnogo-mnogo ne girazbirame segashnite devioki - stoto moga da se obzaloja, che izmejdu osmoklasnichkite ima adski mnogo blonginki, koito sa povtarqli, povtarqli, pvtarqli, che otdavna sa izlezli ot prokurorskata vyzrast. Osven tova sega mi hrumna, che to prokuror mai idva ot pro-kur-or, t.e. pozovavaiki na latinskiq, bulgarskiq i angliisliq, mojem da go prevedem kato *za-kur-ili...*. Ei tova *ili...* [s mnogoznachitelno mnogotochie] nakraq e mnogo vajno spored men. To izrazqva cqlata mnogoznachnost na situaciqta. Ako tezi razsyjdeniq neti zvuchatdostatychno *onto*, mojem da otkriem specialna onto-diskusiq po pedagogicheskitevyprosi. Koko P.S. Ako gornotozvuchi dostaadvanced, molq nejnite ushi da me izvinqt abe kakvo da go pravish - prokurorska mu rabota : -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas KiryakovSent: Saturday, December 08, 2001 10:33 AMTo: Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Marine, pyrvo, tova bi bilo detsko parti predpolagam, che taka mi se struva poradi belite mi kosi, no ... ne moga da ne spodelja tova si vijdane ;-) vtoro, nadjavam se ne si zabravil, che v OntoText vytreshnija pravilnik zabranjava zadjavanija, zakachki i drug vid intimni kontakti s devojki (i mladeji) pod 16 godini. Podsydno e prosto, samo pari za advokati shte trjabva da troshim, a i v zatvora moje da njama Internet, ta da ne moje potyrpevshija da si vyrshi rabotata Po-zdravi, Naso ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg--- neznaja nakyde sym trygnal missing a whither neznaja i zashto vyrvya and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal -Original Message-From: Marin Dimitrov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 6:09 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda i az glasuvam za kostuma moze da go polzvame i za drugi celi osven detskoto party - primerno za party-to nadevoikite ot 8a klasna nqkoq gimnaziq M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. " - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Maria Arsova ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Millena Sarneva Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 18:08 Subject: Re: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Az lichno mislq, che e po-celesyobrazno da kupim costume, za da mojem da go polzwame i sledwashti koledi (jivot i zdrawe). Ako tozi costume e hubav i si struwa parite, razbira se... Pozdrawi:) Vozd
[JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda
Marine, pyrvo, tova bi bilo detsko parti predpolagam, che taka mi se struva poradi belite mi kosi, no ... ne moga da ne spodelja tova si vijdane ;-) vtoro, nadjavam se ne si zabravil, che v OntoText vytreshnija pravilnik zabranjava zadjavanija, zakachki i drug vid intimni kontakti s devojki (i mladeji) pod 16 godini. Podsydno e prosto, samo pari za advokati shte trjabva da troshim, a i v zatvora moje da njama Internet, ta da ne moje potyrpevshija da si vyrshi rabotata Po-zdravi, Naso ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg--- neznaja nakyde sym trygnal missing a whither neznaja i zashto vyrvya and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal -Original Message-From: Marin Dimitrov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 6:09 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda i az glasuvam za kostuma moze da go polzvame i za drugi celi osven detskoto party - primerno za party-to nadevoikite ot 8a klasna nqkoq gimnaziq M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. " - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Maria Arsova ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Millena Sarneva Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 18:08 Subject: Re: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Az lichno mislq, che e po-celesyobrazno da kupim costume, za da mojem da go polzwame i sledwashti koledi (jivot i zdrawe). Ako tozi costume e hubav i si struwa parite, razbira se... Pozdrawi:) Vozd
[JOKES] excerpts from real-life C++ software:
char chPeopleReallyShouldStartUsingSTLStrings[1024];
TCPoint GetLocation(TDateTime dtToday); //where do you want to go today?
ERROR("What a mess")
ASSERT(!"Not implemented and not implementable!");
TErrCode CVXImage::IAmTooScaredToDeleteLoadVXImage(...)
[JOKES] Ecology
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." -- Rodney Lee ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]==
Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Hajde, Stenly, az sym s teb! :-)
Ama iskam da gledam fizionomiite ti dokato si
epilirash krakata :-)))
A posle vsichki kolejki drujno ste ti pomognem da
oblechesh svatbenata roklq na Zlaty (nali ne si zabravil, che Snejanka e s dylga
bqla roklq? :-)
Mimi
- Original Message -
From:
Valentin Vachkov
To: jokes
Cc: Olya Vachkova
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 12:51
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Mnenie namajka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram:
"Predaj na Stenly, che ako si epilira
krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako prekara 20 min. s termichni rolki na
glawata i oshte tolkoz s razhuwabqwashta kal na liceto i izobshto ako
iztyrpi wsichko onowa, koeto bi naprawila edna zhena, za da se qwi kato
Snezhanka, shte glasuwam za nego!"
Olya Vachkova
Tatkoto
- Original Message -
From:
Stanislav
Jordanov
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 6:10
PM
Subject: [JOKES] kandidat
S napylno osyznata
otgowornostzaewentualnite posledstwiq
zaqwqwam gotownosta si da izpylnq rolqta na
Snezhanka na detskoto koledno party.
Zashtoto edin istinskipatriotne
pita"Kakwo mozhe da naprawi Koleda za men?"
Edin istinski patriot se pita "Kakwo moga da
naprawq az za Koleda?"
Nqkoi shte kazhat "Koledata e
newyzmozhna!".
Pesimizmyt obhwanal dushata na rodniq koledar e
lesno razbiraem.
Posledniq mandat na Koledata popadna w rycete
na hora, koito dojdoha sys shtedroto obeshtanie "Wsekimu Koleda pone wednyzh
godishno".
Wsichki widqhme kakwo postignaha tezi hora -
"Wseki den e Welikden", no ne za wseki, a za izbranite.
Az kazwam - dajte mi 800 dni i shte widite che
tq (Koledata) e ne samo wyzmozhna - tq e neshto sywsem normalno i w reda na
neshtata.
p.s.: Ne bydete sexist-i - glasuwajte za NDSS -
Nacionalno Dwizhenie Stenly - Snejanka
p.s.1:Idwa Nowoto Wreme(*wremeto na
Unisexsyt*)
p.s.2: Za interesuwashtite se - izleze ot
pechat platformata na NDSS - "Poweche radost ot Koledata" (I i
II)
p.s.3: Ne che zaplashwam, no na komisiq na OON
za borba sys sexism-a shte i byde mnogo interesno da chue prichinite da mi
byde otkazan posta.
- Original Message -
From:
Maria
Arsova
To: Nikolai ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001
5:33 PM
Subject: Re: detsko koledno
party
Imahme jelanie da e Bobsyn, no tq e na izpiti
- i na 15ti, i na 22ri
taka che ako nqma drugi jelaesti pak ste byda
az ... makar che moje bi steshe da byde dobre da ima
raznoobrazie
- Original Message -
From:
Nikolai
To: Maria
Arsova ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001
4:59 PM
Subject: RE: detsko koledno
party
Ami kak stoi vyprosa sys Snejanka?
-Original Message-From: Maria Arsova [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent:
Wednesday, December 05, 2001 5:00 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject:
detsko koledno party
Zdravejte,
Datata za partyto e
15.12., sybota ot 11 chasa. Milsq che tova e udoben chas za vsichki -
ste mojete da se naspite, nakontite i da dojdete gotovi za
kupon.
Podarycite se kupuvat ot
RODITELITE. Molq vi, opitajte se da vleznete v nqkakvi razumni ramki
kato pari i razmeri, za da nqma zasegnati deca ("podaryka na onova
momichence e po-hubav ot moq" tochno na praznika zvychi tyjno). Da
rechem 20 lv za podaryk sa OK? ili daje moje bi i
po-malko?
Pari sybirame za:
Koledno dryvche - ako reshite che moje da si spestim tozi razhod, ste
se naloji nqkoj da donese izkustveno. Lichno az nqmam, a i poveche
dyrja na istinskoto, no ... vie reshavate :) Systo taka pari ste ni
trqbvat za malko ukrasa (koqto pak mojem da donesem ot vkysti), za
kostum na Dqdo Koleda - ako imate i kostum, nosete :-))), kakto i za
malko bezalkoholni, shareni chashki i chinijki za decata. Ta mislq po
10 lv. na uchastie.
Dqdo Koleda - mnogo
sporen vypros. Vse oste nikoj ne e izqvil jelanie da ni stane dqdo
koleda. Poogledajte se okolo vas za nqkoj podhodqst kolega, kojto ne e
roditel i se opitajte da go ubedite:) Uchastieto na Naso kato
Elenche i na Marin i Mim kato Djudjeta e potvyrdeno.
Tova e zasega, chakam
komentari
M.
RE: [JOKES] kandidat
az mu
vervam, che kogato mu dojde vremeto shte si obrysne krakata
oshte
malko samo da pobachka za Instill i hich njama da se nalaga da go
navivash
---Atanas
Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText
Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial
Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg---
neznaja nakyde sym
trygnal missing a
whither neznaja i zashto
vyrvya
and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym
byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo
e da pospra the joy as a goal
-Original Message-From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:31
PMTo: Maria Arsova; Valentin Vachkov; jokesCc: Olya
VachkovaSubject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Stenly, ne im se dawai! Dryj se MYJKI i just do
it!!:)) Dojasi, che na NDSSmoje da se verva!
- Original Message -
From:
Maria
Arsova
To: Valentin Vachkov ; jokes
Cc: Olya Vachkova
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:12
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Hajde, Stenly, az sym s teb! :-)
Ama iskam da gledam fizionomiite ti dokato si
epilirash krakata :-)))
A posle vsichki kolejki drujno ste ti pomognem
da oblechesh svatbenata roklq na Zlaty (nali ne si zabravil, che Snejanka e
s dylga bqla roklq? :-)
Mimi
- Original Message -
From:
Valentin Vachkov
To: jokes
Cc: Olya Vachkova
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001
12:51 PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Mnenie namajka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram:
"Predaj na Stenly, che ako si
epilira krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako prekara 20 min. s termichni
rolki na glawata i oshte tolkoz s razhuwabqwashta kal na liceto i
izobshto ako iztyrpi wsichko onowa, koeto bi naprawila edna zhena, za da
se qwi kato Snezhanka, shte glasuwam za nego!"
Olya Vachkova
Tatkoto
- Original Message -
From:
Stanislav
Jordanov
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001
6:10 PM
Subject: [JOKES] kandidat
S napylno osyznata
otgowornostzaewentualnite posledstwiq
zaqwqwam gotownosta si da izpylnq rolqta na
Snezhanka na detskoto koledno party.
Zashtoto edin istinskipatriotne
pita"Kakwo mozhe da naprawi Koleda za men?"
Edin istinski patriot se pita "Kakwo moga
da naprawq az za Koleda?"
Nqkoi shte kazhat "Koledata e
newyzmozhna!".
Pesimizmyt obhwanal dushata na rodniq
koledar e lesno razbiraem.
Posledniq mandat na Koledata popadna w
rycete na hora, koito dojdoha sys shtedroto obeshtanie "Wsekimu Koleda
pone wednyzh godishno".
Wsichki widqhme kakwo postignaha tezi hora
- "Wseki den e Welikden", no ne za wseki, a za izbranite.
Az kazwam - dajte mi 800 dni i shte widite
che tq (Koledata) e ne samo wyzmozhna - tq e neshto sywsem normalno i w
reda na neshtata.
p.s.: Ne bydete sexist-i - glasuwajte za
NDSS - Nacionalno Dwizhenie Stenly - Snejanka
p.s.1:Idwa Nowoto
Wreme(*wremeto na Unisexsyt*)
p.s.2: Za interesuwashtite se - izleze ot
pechat platformata na NDSS - "Poweche radost ot Koledata" (I i
II)
p.s.3: Ne che zaplashwam, no na komisiq na
OON za borba sys sexism-a shte i byde mnogo interesno da chue prichinite
da mi byde otkazan posta.
- Original Message -
From:
Maria Arsova
To: Nikolai ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 05,
2001 5:33 PM
Subject: Re: detsko koledno
party
Imahme jelanie da e Bobsyn, no tq e na
izpiti - i na 15ti, i na 22ri
taka che ako nqma drugi jelaesti pak ste
byda az ... makar che moje bi steshe da byde dobre da ima
raznoobrazie
- Original Message -
From:
Nikolai
To: Maria Arsova ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 05,
2001 4:59 PM
Subject: RE: detsko koledno
party
Ami kak stoi vyprosa sys Snejanka?
-Original Message-From:
Maria Arsova [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent:
Wednesday, December 05, 2001 5:00 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject:
detsko koledno party
[JOKES] a joke?
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[JOKES] kandidat
S napylno osyznata
otgowornostzaewentualnite posledstwiq
zaqwqwam gotownosta si da izpylnq rolqta na
Snezhanka na detskoto koledno party.
Zashtoto edin istinskipatriotne
pita"Kakwo mozhe da naprawi Koleda za men?"
Edin istinski patriot se pita "Kakwo moga da
naprawq az za Koleda?"
Nqkoi shte kazhat "Koledata e
newyzmozhna!".
Pesimizmyt obhwanal dushata na rodniq koledar e
lesno razbiraem.
Posledniq mandat na Koledata popadna w rycete na
hora, koito dojdoha sys shtedroto obeshtanie "Wsekimu Koleda pone wednyzh
godishno".
Wsichki widqhme kakwo postignaha tezi hora - "Wseki
den e Welikden", no ne za wseki, a za izbranite.
Az kazwam - dajte mi 800 dni i shte widite che tq
(Koledata) e ne samo wyzmozhna - tq e neshto sywsem normalno i w reda na
neshtata.
p.s.: Ne bydete sexist-i - glasuwajte za NDSS -
Nacionalno Dwizhenie Stenly - Snejanka
p.s.1:Idwa Nowoto Wreme(*wremeto na
Unisexsyt*)
p.s.2: Za interesuwashtite se - izleze ot pechat
platformata na NDSS - "Poweche radost ot Koledata" (I i II)
p.s.3: Ne che zaplashwam, no na komisiq na OON za
borba sys sexism-a shte i byde mnogo interesno da chue prichinite da mi byde
otkazan posta.
- Original Message -
From:
Maria
Arsova
To: Nikolai ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 5:33
PM
Subject: Re: detsko koledno party
Imahme jelanie da e Bobsyn, no tq e na izpiti - i
na 15ti, i na 22ri
taka che ako nqma drugi jelaesti pak ste byda az
... makar che moje bi steshe da byde dobre da ima raznoobrazie
- Original Message -
From:
Nikolai
To: Maria Arsova ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 4:59
PM
Subject: RE: detsko koledno party
Ami kak stoi vyprosa sys Snejanka?
-Original Message-From: Maria Arsova [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent:
Wednesday, December 05, 2001 5:00 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject:
detsko koledno party
Zdravejte,
Datata za partyto e 15.12.,
sybota ot 11 chasa. Milsq che tova e udoben chas za vsichki - ste mojete
da se naspite, nakontite i da dojdete gotovi za kupon.
Podarycite se kupuvat ot
RODITELITE. Molq vi, opitajte se da vleznete v nqkakvi razumni ramki kato
pari i razmeri, za da nqma zasegnati deca ("podaryka na onova momichence e
po-hubav ot moq" tochno na praznika zvychi tyjno). Da rechem 20 lv za
podaryk sa OK? ili daje moje bi i po-malko?
Pari sybirame za: Koledno
dryvche - ako reshite che moje da si spestim tozi razhod, ste se naloji
nqkoj da donese izkustveno. Lichno az nqmam, a i poveche dyrja na
istinskoto, no ... vie reshavate :) Systo taka pari ste ni trqbvat za
malko ukrasa (koqto pak mojem da donesem ot vkysti), za kostum na Dqdo
Koleda - ako imate i kostum, nosete :-))), kakto i za malko bezalkoholni,
shareni chashki i chinijki za decata. Ta mislq po 10 lv. na
uchastie.
Dqdo Koleda - mnogo sporen
vypros. Vse oste nikoj ne e izqvil jelanie da ni stane dqdo koleda.
Poogledajte se okolo vas za nqkoj podhodqst kolega, kojto ne e roditel i
se opitajte da go ubedite:) Uchastieto na Naso kato Elenche i na
Marin i Mim kato Djudjeta e potvyrdeno.
Tova e zasega, chakam komentari
M.
Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Az ako bqh roditel nqmashe da si zaveda deteto na party k#deto Stenly e Snejanka daze kato domakin shte si skriq kotkata nqk#de M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. " - Original Message - From: Stanislav Jordanov To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 18:10 Subject: [JOKES] kandidat S napylno osyznata otgowornostzaewentualnite posledstwiq zaqwqwam gotownosta si da izpylnq rolqta na Snezhanka na detskoto koledno party. Zashtoto edin istinskipatriotne pita"Kakwo mozhe da naprawi Koleda za men?" Edin istinski patriot se pita "Kakwo moga da naprawq az za Koleda?" Nqkoi shte kazhat "Koledata e newyzmozhna!". Pesimizmyt obhwanal dushata na rodniq koledar e lesno razbiraem. Posledniq mandat na Koledata popadna w rycete na hora, koito dojdoha sys shtedroto obeshtanie "Wsekimu Koleda pone wednyzh godishno". Wsichki widqhme kakwo postignaha tezi hora - "Wseki den e Welikden", no ne za wseki, a za izbranite. Az kazwam - dajte mi 800 dni i shte widite che tq (Koledata) e ne samo wyzmozhna - tq e neshto sywsem normalno i w reda na neshtata. p.s.: Ne bydete sexist-i - glasuwajte za NDSS - Nacionalno Dwizhenie Stenly - Snejanka p.s.1:Idwa Nowoto Wreme(*wremeto na Unisexsyt*) p.s.2: Za interesuwashtite se - izleze ot pechat platformata na NDSS - "Poweche radost ot Koledata" (I i II) p.s.3: Ne che zaplashwam, no na komisiq na OON za borba sys sexism-a shte i byde mnogo interesno da chue prichinite da mi byde otkazan posta.
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