[lace-chat] UFO's

2003-10-31 Thread W & N Lafferty
Tale of a UFO

It beckoned me from hiding
In a book I'd put aside.
"I'm just so beautiful you see
and begging to be tried."

I know I've got the thread for it
Stashed in my special drawer
I think I've got the bobbins
Or should I buy some more?

Now first prepare the pricking -
All other tasks can wait
And wind the bobbins gleefully
(I task I sometimes hate).

Oh joy, there is a pillow free
It only needs a dusting
Gather pins and cloth and such
Hurry, time's a wasting!

Is that the time already?
Good grief, how time does fly!
I've already done an inch or two
Just to see how threads will lie.

Can't wait for tomorrow
When basic chores are done
And I can sit and lace in peace
I'm having so much fun!
---
I've done a fair few inches now
The pattern's not so hard
In fact it's kind of boring
To do it by the yard.

Maybe if I had a break
And came back later on
I know there's jobs I ought to do
And my inspiration's gone
---
I really ought to do some more
It really is quite nice
But first I'll have to retro lace
I can see I've done that twice!

I'm sure there should be more of this
I've got the pattern beat.
But it seems to take forever
Just to manage one repeat.
-
And now there is another piece
I've just got to do, you know.
And this old piece gets put aside
It's another UFO!

Noelene Lafferty
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[lace-chat] Fwd: Cruise control

2003-10-31 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
I wasn't gonna do it... I post enough as it is, and I do not use cruise 
control at all; I don't *like* it...

It's not *my* control, for one thing (would I be making lace if I 
*weren't* a control freak?)... It lulls me into thinking I don't have 
to pay attention...It makes me sleepy, because I am *not* paying 
attention... My miles-per-gallon, none that good to begin with (I drive 
an automatic; my single venture into driving a stick shift was an epic 
only Charlie Chaplin could do justice to ), droop (not a typo) even 
lower... I gave the feature a fair trial a couple of years back, and  
then forgot it.

But... Clay's re-subscription to chat, after her trip to Alaska, 
doesn't seem to have "taken" (she doesn't seem to be "exercised" enough 
about it to *do* anything about it -- like getting in touch with Avital 
-- so this is not a complaint )... The principles of physics don't 
seem to be violated (not that I know beans about physics; I've been 
sworn to never divulge the name of my highschool teacher who'd let me 
out of there with a C-, instead of holding me up for the next decade 
)... So... If any of you use cruise control on a regular basis, 
perhaps you might want to consider the following:

From: "Clay Blackwell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her 
car. A resident of Kilgore,Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater 
& Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her 
car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. 
 
She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the 
sudden occurrence! 
 
When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told 
her something that every driver should know -NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN 
WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cautious by 
setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed 
in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise 
control is on and your car begins to hydroplaned - when your tires 
loose contact with the pavement your car will accelerate to a higher 
rate of speed and you take off like an airplane... She told 
the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred. 
 
We all know you have little or no control over a car when it begins to 
hydroplane.   You are at the mercy of the Good Lord. The 
highway patrol estimated her car was actually traveling through the air 
at 10 to 15 miles per hour faster than the speed set on the cruise 
control. 
 
The patrolman said this warning should be listed, on the drivers seat 
sun-visor - NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR 
ICY along with the airbag warning. 

We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe speed 
but we don't tell them to use the cruise control only when 
the pavement is dry. The only person the accident victim found, who 
knew this (besides the patrolman), was a man who had had a similiar 
accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries. 
 
If you send this to 15 people and only one of them doesn't know about 
this, then it was all worth it. You might have saved a life.

-
Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] Fwd: Hello

2003-10-31 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Begin forwarded message:

From: Clive and Betty Ann Rice <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Fri Oct 31, 2003  21:42:22 US/Eastern

Tamara, Clive and I are off to Georgia early tomorrow morning and I
unsubscribed to lace and lace-chat.  I meant to put a notice on the 
list
before the unsubscribe got through, but didn't make it.  Anything 
really
important and/or interesting, please forward on to my address:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]  We'll be back on the 10th.
Love, B.A.
I'll take care of the forwarding; in the meantime, don't y'all flood 
her inbox with junk mail... :)

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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] Henry VIII's wives

2003-10-31 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Friday, Oct 31, 2003, at 05:01 US/Eastern, Jean Nathan wrote:

The participants
get 10 points deducted from their total score for a wrong answer such 
as
"Henry VIII had 6 wives".
In my day, you only got demerit points when you said Henry VIII had *8* 
wives (Henery the 8th I am, I am...  Remeber the song?); 6 was the 
correct -- and acceptable -- answer... It *still is*, IMO.

In fact he probably only had about 3 'wives' - the only reason I can 
remember for one not being a wife was because Henry married his 
brother's wife which was not allowed so they weren't legally married.
That was Catherine of Aragon, and they had the Catholic Church's 
dispensation (supposedly, her marriage to Arthur had never been 
consumated, therefore wasn't legal; thus opening the path for her -- 
*legal* -- marriage to Henry... when you're a head of state, a lot more 
"options" are available to you than there would be if you were a "Joe 
Schmoe" )

And I *bet* the second "illegal" marriage was to Anne Boleyn; the 
marriage with Catherine had never been "properly" dissolved (by death, 
anullment, or Church-approved divorce)... Catherine was still alive 
when Henry married Anne, which would have made *that* marriage null and 
void. *From the point of viev of the Catholic Church*. Which England 
was *not* following by then...

I expect the 3rd "non-wife" was Anne of Cleves? He shed *her*, also, 
via a divorce (which, again, "wouldn't count", in Catholic Church, 
without a permission from the same) and married the next one (Howard?) 
before Anne died.

But the first marriage (to Catherine of Aragon) was *legal* (with 
excuses ) in the eyes of the Catholic Church. And, by the time he 
divorced her, England was no longer Catholic; it was Protestant, with 
Henry as the head of *both* the state and the church. So, from the 
point of view of the "new! improved!" England (and its Church), both 
divorces were legal (he granted them to himself ), as were the 
subsequent marriages.

The arguments for only 3 of the wives being legitimate are *specious*, 
without any substance to bolster them. They apply different "rules" to 
different situations "as suits"; in the first case, they *ignore* the 
Catholic Church's ruling (even though it had been *the* Church at the 
time); in the second two, they *apply* it (even though it had been 
anathema *at the time*) ... Bending the facts in such a way has been 
commonplace both then and now (when you can get away with it ), but 
it makes the final "verdict" neither "right", nor *true* (read Orwell 
)

In my -- never humble -- opinion...

Re fireworks (in Poole and elsewhere) that Jean's mentioned in another 
message... I have *just* realised that we (in US) vote them in on Nov 
4, and y'all (in UK) blow them up the next day... *Not* a bad solution, 
all things considered... :)
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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] Re: icey trees

2003-10-31 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Friday, Oct 31, 2003, at 19:20 US/Eastern, Helen Bell wrote:

All the moisture we've had the last day or so has frozen around the
trees, and it looks lacey.  What's really cool is that some trees are
bare, some still have yellow or red leaves and some are still green, 
and
they're all covered with ice.  Each blade of grass is defined by ice,
and it's really pretty.
Enjoy! I've enjoyed the last two days -- back to sunshine and "room" 
temperaturess (68-70) -- but I've never lost the wonder/awe about the 
world edged in icy "lace"... We don't get much of it here but, if I 
were to choose my own version of Paradise (fat chance, given my 
beliefs/lack of them ), it would be short-sleeves weather (but 
*dry*, pretty please; I'm sick of humid ) 10:00-20:00, and frosty 
the rest of the day/night...

In Poland, we used to get a lot of frost, but it usually came "on 
time"; after the plants had shed their flowers and leaves. Here, it's 
the same, though it happens less frequently; the premature frost is 
almost unknown... But, there's been at least one time, when everything 
went white with ice overnight (or black -- take your pick. The 
electricity went out, because the ice on the wires broke them ), and 
even the most mundane bits of it became a veritable wonderland...

Happy Boo day!
Very happy indeeed! It's almost time to turn the porch lights off (as 
it's 21:15), and we've only had two batches of "looters". That, despite 
the fact that the neighbourhood seems to be "reviving" -- there are 
more children around (in the daytime -- riding bikes, walking to and 
from school) than I can remember in all the 30 yrs I've lived here. We 
used to have many more trick-or-treating visitors when it was all 
retirees! 

At any rate, Severn and I will be eating candy for the next 12 months; 
I got ready for an onslaught which didn' materialise...

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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] OT - icey trees

2003-10-31 Thread Helen Bell
Hi guys!

I just had to share with you what I see outside today - the coolest and
prettiest view - especially when inside in the warm!  

All the moisture we've had the last day or so has frozen around the
trees, and it looks lacey.  What'[s really cool is that some trees are
bare, some still have yellow or red leaves and some are still green, and
they're all covered with ice.  Each blade of grass is defined by ice,
and it's really pretty.

Even the 'mums are gorgeous - in bloom with their ice coats on.  My
neighbour has a couple of late roses still out (it's been in the 70's
and 80's this month!) and they looked SO cool with their coating of ice
around the blooms.

I took a bunch of photos, so hope there's one in the lot that comes out.

Happy Boo day!

Cheers,
Helen, Aussie in nippy Denver 

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[lace-chat] Hospital

2003-10-31 Thread Annette Gill
> I returned home last evening, having had my knee replacement operation on
> Thursday last week to over a hundred emails in lace and lace-chat
>
> Jean in Poole

I hope you've recovered by now.  Were you in Poole General?  My mother had a
couple of operations there a few years ago, and it seemed a good hospital.
But she's just told me that her elderly next door neighbour is in there at
the moment, and he can't feed himself.  So his daughter has to go up to
Poole every day from Weymouth to feed him - it seems the nurses at the
hospital don't do it.  My mother is appalled - she was a nurse herself.

I joke that the next time I need to go to A&E I'll get on a train and go
down to Dorset - to Poole or Dorchester hospitals.  I'd still get seen
sooner there than I would if I went to my local hospital!  One of the
students in my class (I'm an IT trainer) was taken ill last week and went to
the Whitechapel Hospital.  Even though he was lying on the floor shivering
and being sick (there were no chairs), after 5 hours he still hadn't been
seen.   He gave up and travelled back home to Essex to his local hospital,
where he was found to have malaria.  We have no post in London,
overstretched hospitals, and our public transport is falling apart - why do
I live here?Perhaps I should go back and live in Dorset!

Regards,
Annette in London

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[lace-chat] Flo's pumpkin scone recipe

2003-10-31 Thread Helen Bell
Hi All,

Happy Halloween to those celebrating it today/yesterday!

I was wondering if there were any Aussies out there - and I know there
are a bunch of you :-) - who might by chance have a copy of Flo B-P's
pumpkin scone recipe.  I have 1 hand written one, but didn't label it as
hers (very remiss of me if it is indeed the recipe I need!), and it has
wholemeal flour in it.  I have another recipe (not as good I don't
think) in my high school cookbook.

I want to make some for Sunday, for a family brunch gathering.

Thanks SO much in advance - gotta run as I have pumpkin pie and
"eyeballs" in the oven (the eyeballs will be going into a red wine
sauce).

Cheers,
Helen, Aussie living in chilly (finally!) Denver

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Re: [lace-chat] Rhyming words

2003-10-31 Thread David Collyer
Dear Jean and Interested others,
Sorry to post this again, but I had actually underlined the accented 
syllables and it didn't appear thus when I received it back. So this time I 
shall put an apostrophe AFTER the accented syllable.

>, whereas garage is considered common (Estuary
>English) if pronounced garridge, but upper class if pronounced garrarje.
Garage is a most interesting word in Australia with 3 different
pronunciations - none of which is garridge!
In our family it was always said garr'-arje, while others would say
guh-rarje'. The upper class version is garr'-arzh (with zh sounding the same
as "s" in treasure).
David in Ballarat
>So words which rhyme to one person won't to another.
>
>Jean in Poole
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Re: [lace-chat] Rhyming words

2003-10-31 Thread Joy Beeson
At 02:33 AM 10/30/03 +1100, David Collyer wrote:

>Garage is a most interesting word in Australia with 3 different 
>pronunciations - none of which is garridge!

Here in mid-USA, it's g'raj  

where the ' represents a schwa hanging on by its toenails, and the a is the
sound we spell "ah" and you spell "ar"

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where it's a lovely day and I'm sitting inside.

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[lace-chat] Rhymes with Orange

2003-10-31 Thread Jean Nathan
I think it's as a result as the original quiz that mentioned that there are
no words which rhyme with orange that our Radio 4 is incuding an article
about this tomorrow morning. As I was only half awake, I think they said
it's on "Home Truths" which runs from 9 am to 10 am or it might have been
the one that follws "Excess Baggage" from 10 am to 10.30 am and as I usually
listen to both, I should catch it. All that was said about it this morning
was that they have some very dodgy rhymes for orange. Both programmes will
be able to be listened to on-line after transmission, so I'll post the URL
after the braodcast.

The quiz that started the 'no rhyme with orange, purple and silver' topic
here is called "QI" which stands for "Quite Interesting" and imparts the
most bizarre facts as well as dispelling a lot of myths. The participants
get 10 points deducted from their total score for a wrong answer such as
"Henry VIII had 6 wives". In fact he probably only had about 3 'wives' - the
only reason I can remember for one not being a wife was because Henry
married his brother's wife which was not allowed so they weren't legally
married.

Jean in Poole

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