[lace-chat] Secret Pal

2003-11-17 Thread Joan Whitfield
Dear Secret Pal
Thank you very much for my Australian parcel.  It's so nice to receive
things that are 'native' to a country other than your own.  I love the
Koala, and the colours in the thread are just what I would have chosen
myself.   Now I just need enough time to finish decorating the bedroom and
move the furniture back out of my workroom so I can get to the lace
patterns.
Joan from Yorkshire who has a large stack of wet washing, an equally large
stack of neglected ironing, and it's just starting to rain again.

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[lace-chat] Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread Jean Nathan
Clay wrote:



Our broadcast news isn't a commercial source. Newspapers are, but they tend
to have a political bias rather than a commercial one.

BBC news is funded from the license fee paid by everyone who has a TV set
and from the sale of programmes to other UK companies and to overseas
companies. There are no advertisements on BBC - yes we actually get to watch
a programme from start to finish with no interruptions - apart from trailers
for their own upcoming programmes or public information announcements like
"If you're over 65, get your (free) 'flu jab now" which happen between
programmes.

The news on commercial stations isn't funded from a biased source either.
All programmes on these stations have four or five breaks per hour in their
programmes which are each fillled with several short pre-recorded
advertisements for different products, so no one company can dictate
content. Some popular programmes are sponsored by a particular company eg
Cadburys the chocolate manufacturers sponsors 'Coronation Street' (one of
the popular soaps), but has no say on content and their sponsorship
anouncement occurs at the breaks only. They don't get extra product
placement opportunities in the shops or anywhere else in the soaps either.
The news on commercial stations isn't sponsored.

Newspapers do exaggerate and distort - the aim of the tabloids in particular
is to sell through sensationalism. The Prince Charles rumour is one example.
The newspapers printed a hint to increase their circulation. Their normal
ploy is to publish and then wait to be sued if what they pubish is
incorrect. A court injunction being taken out by one of the people involved
stopped the publication of the actual story - which any UK citizen is
entitled to do. The broadcast news only reported what each newspaper had
published - they didn't report the story themselves. They dare not take the
'publish and wait to be sued' route. Anything broadcast is governed by the
Broadcasting Standards Authority which has very strict rules.

So, yes  I am certain the sources are correct as it was on BBC news. I did
actually buy a newspaper on Saturday for the first time in many years, but
not for the biased news - there was a free Elvis Presly CD in it!

Jean in Poole

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[lace-chat] Disabled Parking Spaces

2003-11-17 Thread lacegarden
Dear List,

There have been a couple of comments about people who looked quite able
bodied using disabled parking spaces.  I'd like to tell you a bit about my
youngest sister, Tina.

Tina has MS, multiple sclerosis.  She has chronic, progressive MS, the
bad kind with no remissions, no good days.  And she has fought it tooth and
nail every step of the way.  The first year or two she had her disabled
parking permit she was in her early 30's, young and very healthy looking,
and drove a sporty little car, though it had to be outfitted with hand
controls.  And she fought having to use even a cane as long as she could.
She could usually just make it from the disabled parking space into the
grocery store, or drug store where she could then use a cart to lean on.
Her legs were very weak and sometimes didn't cooperate.  It was like a high
wire act, trying to keep her independence, keep upright, never knowing when
she'd get tremors or when a foot would drag and send her crashing into
something or to the ground.

By far the vast majority of people are kind and helpful, but that first
few years she endured a sea of icy stares in parking lots, many rude
remarks, and several times had to put up with people cursing and yelling at
her.  She's been confined to a wheelchair for many years now and no one
could mistake her for able bodied any more, so those kind of problems are
behind her.

I have the same reaction as everyone else when I see someone walk away
from a disabled parking space, but, unless they're doing a jig across the
parking lot, I try to remember that I don't know their story.  They just
might be someone with as much courage, with as much spirit as Tina.

Denise
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[lace-chat] Handicap parking

2003-11-17 Thread Jean Nathan
Tamara wrote:



We only have 'temporary' handicapped badges that each last three years -
then you have to reapply.But in order to get one, you have to have a
permanent disability.

I don't drive slowly as I'm not in pain when I drive. I'm not a disabled
driver but a disabled walker.

Jean in Poole

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Re: [lace-chat] Disabled Parking - Amazing Revelations!

2003-11-17 Thread Linda Walton
Dear Denise and List,

> There have been a couple of comments about people who looked quite
able
> bodied using disabled parking spaces.  I'd like to tell you a bit about my
> youngest sister, Tina.  (snip)
>

How I can sympathize with your sister!  I've had arthritis since my
mid-twenties.  There were bad times at the beginning - months on end when
getting me out of bed was the big achievement for the day - but it's settled
down, and I've learnt a lot about how to cope since then.  One of the things
I've learned is that good days can be turned into bad days by overdoing it.
There are times when I've looked and felt reasonably normal, and pain
doesn't necessarily appear early enough to be a useful message:  it may not
come on until the next day, and then take ten days or a fortnight to go away
again.  Also, however much I may take care, there is an accumulation of
residual damage over the years.

So there have been times when I've looked young and active, and still
qualified for my permit.  And I can understand why others might look
askance, when I've often forgotten myself that I've got to take care.
However, what annoys me now is that the presence of my walking stick means I
get frequent offers intended for the over-65s when I'm only just over 50
years old.  Despite doing my best to dress well, dye my hair, (drug
treatments drained a lot of the colour by my early 30s), and stand up
straight and walk properly, these things will keep happening.  Now, I can
understand when youngsters do it - to them, everyone over twenty is 'old' -
but when people of my own age or a lot older do it, I can't help but feel
affronted.

And the worst insult of all is when people assume that a movement disability
is bound to mean a brain disability, and so they treat me as if I were a
small child.  But then I suppose that's an improvement on the times when
I've had to use a wheelchair:  then I've met a lot of people who assume it
means I'm like a baby in a pram, and they direct all their conversation to
the person with me.  Well-known as the "does he take sugar in his tea"
syndrome:  I suppose it saves them having to conduct a conversation with
someone who is below their eye-level.  This has even happened to me at
academic conferences at universities, (even at Oxford University), where I
can only suppose that other attendees assumed that my sister had brought me
along in mistake for her briefcase . . .

Well, I'm sorry for this long rant - I can see that I must have needed to
get these things off my chest, and I'm grateful for the opportunity of your
attention.  To get back to parking for my conclusion.  It doesn't worry me
at all to show my permit if I'm asked; it has my photograph inside, so I can
be identified as someone who has been checked out repeatedly by the
government medical authorities, and has really 'earned' her permit.  It
doesn't surprise me, either, when parking attendants tell me that mine is
the first genuine request for special parking that they've seen all day.
How odd is it that fit people are willing to take on the bad social
perceptions accompanying being seen as a disabled person, just for the sake
of convenient parking?

It's often said that someone who becomes blind or deaf develops other senses
to compensate for their loss.  Whatever and whenever disability strikes, the
thing you need to do most is to develop your sense of humour.  Looking on
the bright side, I suppose that the recent trend to providing easier parking
spaces and easier access to shops for disabled people is part of a wider
recognition that we might have money to spend - which seems to be the only
guarantee that you are a qualified human being these days.  At least we're
not automatically designated as witches any more!

Yours sincerely,
Linda Walton,
(in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, U.K.,
where it's grey and gloomy, and is forecast to be wet and windy,
a great day for sitting indoors and making lace,
but I've got to go out and chair a committee meeting).

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[lace-chat] Fiftieth Birthday

2003-11-17 Thread Margot Walker
My favourite line from my fiftieth is :  '50ish - give or take an ish'.

On Monday, November 17, 2003, at 12:41  AM, Carole Lassak wrote:

My sisters and I have a tradition of treating the one celebrating their
fiftieth birthday to a "girls weekend."


Margot Walker in Halifax on the east coast of Canada
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RE: [lace-chat] Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Well the BBC is generally regarded as heavily influenced by the British
Foreign Office, which has a pro-Palestinian, anti-Israel bias (for example,
the egregious misquoting of a White House official in which the word
"terrorist" was replaced by "activist"). The BBC was recently singled out
for banning from one of Sharon's press conferences for its persistent
anti-Israel slant.

Avital


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So, yes  I am certain the sources are correct as it was on BBC news. I did
actually buy a newspaper on Saturday for the first time in many years, but
not for the biased news - there was a free Elvis Presly CD in it!

Jean in Poole




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RE: [lace-chat] Disabled Parking - Amazing Revelations!

2003-11-17 Thread Darlene Mulholland
I had a temporary wheelchair experience that every able bodied person should
have to go through. Right at the beginning of a vacation a few years ago I
tripped and severely sprained my ankle. I was in a cast and could not put
any weight on my foot at all. Very quickly, I discovered just how exhausting
it was to get about on crutches to say nothing of the pain caused by not
elevating my foot as instructed. This happened thousands of miles from home
and in the US while I live in Canada.

I'd made arrangements to pick up a loom 10 days later and had no phone
contact with the person so shortening the vacation was not an option. My
solution to the mobility problem was to go to a medical equipment store and
purchase a used wheelchair to make the best of the situation. While making
it possible to get about more easily, it was also a whole lot more
educational than I could ever have imagined. Just as others have stated,
many people spoke only to my husband when I went shopping or to restaurants.
I also learned just how many physical barriers there are to people in
wheelchairs. Doorways, steps, hotel rooms, steps and, of course, those scary
hills everywhere. Try going to see Alcatraz Island in a wheelchair. Since we
were in San Francisco we decided to get about mainly by using cabs as
parking was such a problem. Every tried to get a cab when you are in a
wheelchair? Even when we phoned a cab I had to hide around the corner in my
chair until it was stopped and the door was open or the drive just sped away
when he saw me. It seems they weren't willing to wait the couple of minutes
it took to get my chair into the trunk. This experience certainly made me
understand the issues facing those confined to a wheelchair a whole lot more
clearly.

Darlene Mulholland
www.darlenem.com






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[lace-chat] NEC

2003-11-17 Thread WaltonVS
Hi, does everyone realise that the NEC Christmas Lace show is in a different 
hall this year. I'm told there will be more space so it should be good. I am 
sure it will be well signed. Look forward to seeing some of you. Bye the way if 
you definitely want anything don't forget to ring or e-mail us to reserve it. 
Also don't forget if you don't like the crowds it is much quieter on Sunday.

 KEEP LACING, VIVIENNE, BIGGINS

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Re: [lace-chat] Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread Jean Nathan
I don't know who thinks the BBC is heavily influenced by the British Foreign
Office. Coming from Jewish ancestors, I think I'd notice an anti-Israeli
influence on the BBC. How is reporting that Palestinian suicide bombers have
caused yet more deaths anti-Israeli? The BBC World Service is highly
respected everywhere.

As all our news broadcasts carry the same facts in their news bulletins, I
think it unlikely that the Foreign Office can influence the BBC, Rupert
Murdoch for Sky News and ITV equally. I think their reporting is fairly
balanced, taking into account that it's people with views of their own who
are reporting and not machines. Hopefully it's not pro- or anti- any country
or group intentionally and as balanced as any country's news reporting is.
Individual reporters for particuar countries do give an opinion on what they
think a reported incident could mean, but it's always clear that it's an
opinion.

The choice of the word "activist" instead of "terrorist" could well have
been the reporter's. They write their own scripts and he might have decided
that it read better without having an ulterior motive. Unless you ask him,
you can't know. Look at the mess with the David Kelly affair - I assume
that's been reported outside this country as both the government and the BBC
are involved and could come out of it equally badly.

We're being told what's happening for Bush's visit as much for our own
safety and information to keep people and businesses in the capital
functioning as normal as possible as anything. It's all totally new to us.
There will be armed US agents on the streets - something we're not used to.
They have been denied the request to be able to shoot to kill - we don't do
that so we're being told as reassurance. The underground will be open, but
there will be rolling road blocks and an exclusion zone around him so some
underground stations and streets will be closed some of the time. There'll
be a no-fly zone, apart from helicopters and military aircraft, over
Buckingham Palace and surrounding areas - again something we're not used to
and could be worrying for people in the area.

I think it's a joke, but it's been said that Ken Livingstone is insisting
that the congestion charge (for travelling by car in central London) will
have to be paid and will amount to 600 pounds a day for the entourage.

The Queen always puts reading matter beside the bed of guests who stay at
Buckingham Palace. There's been some amusing speculation on what she'll put
by Bush's bed.

Jean in Poole

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Well the BBC is generally regarded as heavily influenced by the British
Foreign Office, which has a pro-Palestinian, anti-Israel bias (for example,
the egregious misquoting of a White House official in which the word
"terrorist" was replaced by "activist"). The BBC was recently singled out
for banning from one of Sharon's press conferences for its persistent
anti-Israel slant.

Avital

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Re: [lace-chat] Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread Jeanette Fischer
From: "Clay Blackwell" <

.>>  The odd thing is that here in
the US, the man travels constantly, and while there are
extra precautions taken wherever he goes, it is nothing as
you have described.  Are you certain that your sources are
absolutely correct?  >>

Al Gore came to South Africa a few years ago and the security  measures were
about the same as described by Jean and he was only the vice-president.  The
freeways to the airport were closed for his exclusive use etc.  It did not
make the Americans very popular here as most of this happened without much
warning.

Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.

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[lace-chat] The BBC

2003-11-17 Thread Sue H. Stephenson
Many of us in the USA read the BBC news on the internet and listen to the
World Service, too.  In addition, we read British newspapers and journals.
I am here to say that the much-vaunted BBC has been showing a distinct
liberal bias since the days of John Birt.  Indeed, this fact has even been
noted in Parliament!

 Quite frequently, it is hard to tell whether we
 are reading the BBC News or that of The Guardian! Such lurid , and frankly
distorted, headlines! The BBC is, even as I write, trying to clean out its
slanted news departments. This activity has been noted in several of your
journals recently.   I lament the loss of the BBC's wonderful objectivity,
as well as the dumbing down of some of its programs.  We hope that the
pendulum  is ready to swing back to a more neutral political position.  The
world is already too polarized  for its good health.  We all need the old
BBC.  Long may it live!

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[lace-chat] Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread Annette Gill
>>Well the BBC is generally regarded as heavily influenced by the
British Foreign Office, which has a pro-Palestinian, anti-Israel bias (for
example, the egregious misquoting of a White House official in which the
word "terrorist" was replaced by "activist"). The BBC was recently singled
out for banning from one of Sharon's press conferences for its persistent
anti-Israel slant.

Avital<<

I'm not sure how fair that is.  The BBC is independent of the Government,
to the extent that it regularly gets criticised by governments of both
colours of being anti-government - one minute the BBC is being accused of
left-wing bias, and the next of right-wing bias.

I cannot know what goes on behind the scenes between the BBC and the
Foreign Office, so there may be informal pressures on it to conform, but
there's certainly no formal requirement for it to toe the Foreign Office
line.  

When the Government tries to influence the BBC, the BBC often makes that
public.  For example, a government Minister recently wrote to the Director
General of the BBC to try to get an investigation into her past by the BBC
Today programme stopped (she had been leader of London council in the 80s,
when many children in Islington care homes were being regularly sexually
abused by staff).  The Today programme promptly broadcast this letter and
continued its investigation.  As a result, the Minister may lose her job. 


The BBC is a British institution and will naturally reflect the prevailing
world view of mainstream Britain.  That will inevitably include a less
favourable opinion of Israel than the USA has.  The USA is perceived by
many outside North America of being heavily pro-Israel, so any view less
pro-Israel may be perceived as pro-Palestinian by America.

If the BBC is peddling a Foreign Office-inspired pro-Palestianian bias,
then it's passed me by.  For 30 years the BBC has been one of my main
sources of news.  Yet until recently, I thought the Israelis were the good
guys, surrounded by hostile Arab states, while the Palestinians were the
bad guys, who kept trying to blow up Jews.  A year or two ago I took the
trouble to read a little of the history of Israel and Palestine, and as a
result, I now have a rather different view of matters.  I'm neither
pro-Israeli nor pro-Palestinian. But I can now understand what the
grievances of the Palestinians are, and am critical of many of the actions
of the present Israeli government.

I don't know the details of the BBC's banning from Sharon's press
conferences.  But it might have been for similar reasons to those that got
the BBC banned by Robert Mugabe from reporting in Zimbabwe - he didn't
like the fact that the BBC was trying to tell the truth about what Mugabe
was doing to his citizens and his country.

I can't say that the BBC is accurate in all its reporting, and any news
organisation inevitably has biases.  But I'd trust it more than most other
news organisations in the world to get it roughly right most of the time. 


Incidentally, this whole mess in the Middle East might have been avoided. 
If I remember correctly, the Zionists of the 19th century had two possible
places in mind for a Jewish homeland - Palestine and some land in
Argentina.  If only they'd chosen Argentina...

Regards,
Annette



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[lace-chat] Fiftieth birthday

2003-11-17 Thread Annette Gill
> My sisters and I have a tradition of treating the one celebrating their
> fiftieth birthday to a "girls weekend." This coming weekend we're doing
> another celebration. I need some cute and funny ideas for posters,
banners,
> signs, etc. to decorate our hotel room. I'm doing an iron-on transfer for
a
> T-shirt saying "I'm not OLD, I'm just youthfully challenged." Also, doing
a
> bottle of lotion labeled "Oil of Old Age." Anyone have any other ideas?
>
> Carole
> Dublin, OH USA

I recently bought my mother a sticker for her car that reads,  "I'm not an
OAP [Old Aged Pensioner], I'm a recycled teenager!"  Maybe you could adapt
that 

Regards,
Annette, London

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[lace-chat] BBC and Israel links

2003-11-17 Thread Avital Pinnick
http://www.cnsnews.com/ForeignBureaus/Archive/200307/FOR20030715f.html

http://www.honestreporting.com/articles/reports/BBC_In-depth.asp

http://www.aish.com/jewishissues/mediaobjectivity/European_Media_and_Anti-Is
rael_Bias.asp

http://www.afsi.org/MEDIA/bbc/critiques/index.html

http://israpundit.com/archives/002913.html

http://foundationstone.com.au/HtmlSupport/WebPage/MediaBias/mediaBias.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/alert/bbcterr.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/alert/britwtc.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/alert/bbchamas.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/alert/cnnrtbbc.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/alert/bbccheer.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/alert/bbc-karmi.html

http://world.std.com/~camera/docs/oncamera/ocbbc.html

http://www.israelinsider.com/channels/politics/articles/pol_0029.htm

http://www.aijac.org.au/resources/aijac-media/tf-ajn-040903.html

http://www.israelaustin.com/israelnow/news/3november2002e.asp

http://www.tachlis.org/articles/092003/3092003149_1.html

http://www.israelinsider.com/channels/diplomacy/articles/dip_0025.htm

http://www.factsofisrael.com/load.php?p=http://www.factsofisrael.com/blog/ar
chives/000221.html

http://www.c4israel.org/articles/english/e-i-02-3-callmedia.htm

I could have posted more but my mouse hand was getting sore.

Avital

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[lace-chat] 7 reasons to not mess with a child enjoy

2003-11-17 Thread Linda
7 reasons to not mess with a child:

 **A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
 teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
 because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
 The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
 teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
 physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will
 ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little
 girl replied, "Then you ask him".

 *A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
 while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
 child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
 she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The
 teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without
 missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They
 will in a minute."

 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
 her Five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor"
 thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches
 us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one
 little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

 *** One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
 dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
 several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
 head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
 your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
 something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
 The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
 "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

 * The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
 to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
 nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
 Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
 voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's
 dead."

  A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
 to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
 the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
 face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing
 upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A
 little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." >

 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
 school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
 nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
 watching." "Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
 table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
 note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples".
 **
 It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember, if it
 made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.
 
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[lace-chat] SP thank you she said with a french accent (haven't got a french accent actually but then i wouldn't be funny at all )

2003-11-17 Thread dominique
hi 

a secret pal from Australia ! .. swell  i nearly lost the pewter 
frog that was cheeky enough to jump out of the bag with paper and all ... i 
love it !!! i guess i had that particularly idiotic grin one has  when  
really absolutely delighted ...   .. I put it near my turtle made from a 
Mexican seed (offered by another SP and much treasured ) .the bandana 
is beautiful and the fact it is to help teens with cancer makes it even 
more precious ,  the cards are oh so pretty and the exlibris etiquettes are 
just what i needed  for my lace books ..  i'll keep a few of them to show 
my lace friends of course 

 dominique who's impatiently waiting for next month ... 

argh!! forgot the Santa  ...much appreciated too . you didn't know i had a 
Santa  collection too did you ???  you must be a psychic somehow.. i 
started buying Santa candles and stopped when they all started to look the 
same in all the shops. i just love  those  that look chinese .. lol .. 
something in the eyes ... i checked and they were indeed made in China ..

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[lace-chat] Re: Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread M. L. Mouzon
When President Bush has visited here, it has not been a big problem.  I have
actually been unexpectedly held up in traffic so that his cars could get to
their destination without much delay.  It only took about 10 minutes of my
time. Of course it was not the extended stay that you will have.   I hope that
you regard him with respect when he is in your country as I'm sure that there
are those of us, even on this board, who are thankful to have him for our
President.   Of course there will be things that you can complain about
regarding his visit, but I hope it will be short lived.  In the past I have
grown very fond of London and England.  As a people you have endured hardships
that many of us cannot even imagine.  I for one appreciate all the trouble
your country is going to in order to welcome our President in the typical
British manner that you undoubtedly will.

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Re: [lace-chat] Disabled Parking - Amazing Revelations!

2003-11-17 Thread Sharon Palmer
 > There have been a couple of comments about people who looked quite
able
 bodied using disabled parking spaces.  I'd like to tell you a bit about my
 youngest sister, Tina.  (snip)
How I can sympathize with your sister!  I've had arthritis since my
mid-twenties.
I've had arthritis since I was 32.  I am 50 now and have used a wheelchair
for the last two years.  It is amazing how differently I am treated when
I am in the wheelchair.  Most people mean well and try to help with
doors (I don't need the help, but the next person might).
Cashiers ignore me and hand and the change to my 9 yr old daughter.
When I dropped some papers off at a public agency, the receptionist
started giving the directions to my daughter.
And no, I don't usually take the handicapped spot. I'm handicapped
without the chairwith it, I am ENABLED.
Sharon

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[lace-chat] To my secret pal

2003-11-17 Thread Rita Lloyd
Hello!  Received your letter today with the lovely lace photos.  Thank you so much! 
I've been looking for some nice pictures to put into my lace frames.  Now I have a few 
really nice ones.  I'll post the pictures on my website when I get them finished.
 
I really love the modern lace picture called "Wassefall", though it is truly hard to 
decide as all of the pictures are really nice.
 
Sincerely - Rita Lloyd

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[lace-chat] Re: Handicapped parking

2003-11-17 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Monday, Nov 17, 2003, at 01:38 US/Eastern, alice howell wrote:

A different view -- Many disabled don't have visible disability.  My 
mother
looked like a perfectly healthy person.  The problem was her heart.  
She
had limitations on stressing the heart and that included a walking 
limit.
And, Denise (lacegarden) wrote:

Tina has MS, multiple sclerosis.  She has chronic, progressive MS, the
bad kind with no remissions, no good days.  And she has fought it 
tooth and
nail every step of the way.  The first year or two she had her disabled
parking permit she was in her early 30's, young and very healthy 
looking,
and drove a sporty little car, though it had to be outfitted with hand
controls.  And she fought having to use even a cane as long as she 
could.
I'll start with a joke; that's what I do best, and it applies to the 
"thread"...

A young woman gets on a Warsaw bus, and moves to the seat reserved for 
pregnant women and mothers with babes in arms. A man is sitting there, 
gives her an appraising look, and doesn't get up. So, she says: "excuse 
me, but would you please give me your seat; I'm pregnant". He jumps up, 
she sits down. He says: "sorry about that, but you don't show at all; I 
couldn't tell... How far "gone" are you?" She looks up at him, gives 
him a dreamy smile, and says: "About half an hour"

That girl could have been me, 35 yrs ago... :) Or almost; while I might 
not have claimed that seat within half an hour, I'd certainly would 
have claimed it by 3rd month, long before I was showing (5th). I had 
problems throughout my pregnancy and, standing for half an hour in a 
packed bus wasn't an option; I'd have claimed that seat whether I 
*looked* like I needed it or not.

But I have no pride (false or otherwise)... :) I'd have made it 
*obvious*, to all and sundry, that I needed the seat, by holding my 
belly protectively with both hands (a typical gesture of most 
mothers-to-be), while trying to lean, securely, against something (and 
not succeeding; Warsaw bus drivers all think they're American cowboys 
). If it had been my heart or my legs which would grant me the 
"priviledge", I'd have *stressed* that disability, instead of hiding 
it. *If* I needed to.

OTOH, if I decided that acting like everyone else was more important to 
me than getting the "breaks", then I would take the "lumps" with it 
(malignant looks, verbal abuse), and do my best to ignore them.

I never park in handicapped designated spots. Not because of the 
possible fines (nobody seems to mind much -- you never see cops taking 
license numbers at grocery parking lots, only at time-limited spots 
along the streets), and not because someone might think I'm more 
disabled than I am. I simply think it's despicable for someone who 
doesn't *need* it, to claim a parking spot of someone who *might*, and 
all for the sake of 20 feet or so. But I also thought it was stupid 
when my DH -- within weeks of scheduled hip-replacement surgery and 
*hobbling*, in pain constantly, refused to apply for a temporary 
handicapped permit  -- strictly because of "pride". Because of "pride", 
my father (*after* a hip-replacement surgery ) refused to use one of 
those adjustable, metal canes; they were, visibly, "medical". So, 
instead, he used one which looked "aristocratic" and was the wrong 
length for him besides being unstable. To each his/her own vanity... :)

And I get *livid* when I see a disabled person (with a legitimate 
"tag", so there's nothing  I can do about it) being driven to  a store, 
the car being parked in the Handicapped area, the handicapped person 
sitting in the car, and the able one running the errands; there aren't 
all that many reserved handicapped spots to begin with, and one can sit 
in a car 200 yrds away as well as 150, in equal comfort.

Though, to be sure, I did accept the 5% Senior Citizen discount from 
one of the grocery stores as long as they didn't ask my age, and 
*assumed* I was over 55... Now that the cat is out of the bag (they 
asked, and I "made like George" ), I drag my DH (no longer hobbling 
) to the shops every Tuesday... I'll *take* whatever's *offered* 

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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] Re: Handicap parking/driving

2003-11-17 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Monday, Nov 17, 2003, at 03:58 US/Eastern, Jean Nathan wrote:

We only have 'temporary' handicapped badges that each last three years 
-
then you have to reapply.But in order to get one, you have to have a
permanent disability.
Nice to know that *something*, in the area of "social care" is better 
in the US than in the UK :) Here, if you have a permanent disability, 
you get a permanent tag; the "guy in the wheelchair" symbol is pressed 
into your license plates (preceding the numbers). You need to renew the 
plates yearly (everyone does), but that's it (as it should be). The 
temporary (and up for periodical review) tags are cardboard, bear the 
same symbol, and are hung off the front mirror. They're *supposed* to 
be used only when the disabled is on board *and* needing to get to the 
store, but they're not (I've seen young, brisk mothers of 3 shepherding 
the brood to a store having first placed her "excuse" on the mirror).

The older folk tend to drive right to the door of the store, drop the 
disabled person *there*, and park wherever there's a spot, *other* than 
the Handicapped one. The procedure is reversed at the other end. It's 
the younger set who take advantage of the few yards (I bet they're the 
ones who jog for their health daily, too )

I don't drive slowly as I'm not in pain when I drive. I'm not a 
disabled
driver but a disabled walker.
Yeah, sorry, but, in my (limited, granted) experience, the folk with 
the permanent tags tend to drive at 10-15MPH irrespective of the posted 
speed limit (25 to 55 MPH in the immediate area; you don't see many of 
them on the highways, praise be). And they never turn their blinkers 
off, either... *If*, that is, they remember to turn them on in the 
first place... I'm a reasonable person most of the time but, when on 
the road, I turn into a *witch*, and all the infractions are *counted* 


-
Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Rednecks - not so dumb

2003-11-17 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Vindicated at last, by golly :)

From: R.P.
"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith. He's hiding
marijuana in his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.  They search 
the
shed where the firewood is kept.  Using axes, they bust open every 
piece of
wood, but find no marijuana.  They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob!  Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy."

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Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] Re: Bush's visit to UK and beyond

2003-11-17 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Monday, Nov 17, 2003, at 13:19 US/Eastern, Annette Gill wrote:

one minute the BBC is being accused of left-wing bias, and the next of 
right-wing bias.
That's true of our "global" media too, including the newspapers (I'm 
more familiar with those, as I don't watch TV/listen to the radio 
much);  NY Times, Washington Post and other big papers get labelled as 
"right-wing" or "left-wing", depending strictly on the *reader's own* 
bias... Only the people who read/listen/view stuff that's already 
biased in their direction (and nothing else) have no complaints :)

The BBC is a British institution and will naturally reflect the 
prevailing
world view of mainstream Britain.  That will inevitably include a less
favourable opinion of Israel than the USA has.  The USA is perceived by
many outside North America of being heavily pro-Israel, so any view 
less
pro-Israel may be perceived as pro-Palestinian by America.
Many Americans are anti-foreigner (irrespective of race, origin, etc). 
So are many other countries, including UK. When it's OK to voice one's 
prejudices, you hear hear them all the time, but they're "watered 
down", because there are so many *conflicting* ones. With the "PC rule" 
in place, only the *acceptable* "bigot-ism" (I know it's not a word, 
but can't think of a better one) is "aired" without reprimand... 
Because being "anti" (again, anti *anything*) is restricted, it 
acquires a much sharper and more vicious focus when a "valve" *does* 
open. I'm much more "anti" now than I was a year ago, or would have 
been, had I been able to "vent", openly, on *every* subject I consider 
ridiculous ( Jews, Arabs, Chinese, blacks, French, Poles, Brits, 
Ozzies, Americans, South Africans, etc, *in addition to* the 
everlasting, but *bland* "blondes").

If the BBC is peddling a Foreign Office-inspired pro-Palestianian bias,
then it's passed me by.
Both NYTimes and the Wash.Post *report the facts*... Because of our 
*personal* bias, my DH takes *the same reports* as being anti-Palestine 
(and sides with Palestine, as a result), and I take them to be 
anti-Israel (and interpret accordingly; we're *both* "root for the 
underdog" people ). At least, I'm *aware* of *my* bias... :)

If I remember correctly, the Zionists of the 19th century had two 
possible
places in mind for a Jewish homeland - Palestine and some land in
Argentina.  If only they'd chosen Argentina...
OK; until now, I agreed some, disagreed some, but I could "live with 
it", even where I disagreed with your arguments... All very 
civilised... :)

But, *Argentina* for Jews to settle in?!?!?!? Have you lost your 
cotton-picking mind (as we *used* to say, pre-PC, Down-South- Heah)??? 
There was some land available in South America at that point, and 
buying it and resettling there might have looked like the lesser evil 
to European Jews, who were being "pogrommed" into extinction (as a 
matter of fact, *Madagascar* was another land option, right up to WWII 
-- I can still sing the song that ridiculed the idea ("chessboard" 
children were mentioned ), but it would have *never* been a 
"homeland"; just another, possibly more torelable, place of exile...

Jews had been in what's now Israel for as long as Arabs (longer, if you 
believe your Bible and the story of Hagar in the desert )... "Next 
year in Jerusalem" -- the hope of all those dispersed -- is part of 
their *religious ritual*... And you think that *Buenos Aires* would 
have done *as well*??? How about moving all of Britain to Argentina and 
all the Jews to Britain (a nice, isolated island), for *absurd*?

I do not approve of Israel's post 1948 expansionism, but that's a 
different story altogether. IMO, the original borders, while "pinching" 
on both sides were, at least, fair and sensible. OTOH, the idea having 
Jews "somewhe else", just because it's inconvenient/a nuisance to have 
them where they belong... I'll bite my tongue (belatedly ), but it 
really is less than what I expected of you...

Yours, reluctantly half-Jewish, and drawing the border lines,
-
Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Handicap parking/driving

2003-11-17 Thread cearbhael
Hmmm...Tamara maybe they are cardboard in your state but in Minnesota they
are plastic and "prefered" to the plates these days. I have permanently
disabled people in the family (besides myself) and we all have what are
called "permanent disability cards" which hang from the mirror. They are not
cardboard but a heavy plastic and good for 5 years. The Temporary disability
card is red not blue and is only good for 6 month periods. They prefer the
cards here since people often have multiple cars or are being chauffeured by
someone who doesn't have disabled plates. Many of my family members have
sight disabilities and won't ever be able to get "permanent plates" for cars
they can't drive. My 100 year old grandfather (who moves in the speed of
"ultra slow" only LOL) has 3 different cards. My aunt has one (and then one
of her own LOL...personally I think that is silly) By the way, she can't
drive and neither can my father (he is married to her) so that is doubly
silly. 2 for my mother (she has 2 cars) since SHE usually drives him. They
gave her two when she complained that she couldn't remember to switch the
card from car to car. (actually if you knew my mother you would understand)
She is also losing her sight. (she is basically blind in one eye already) So
eventually she may just get her own (and I will have to drive her around) I
have my own but it stays in my car unless my son is taking me somewhere then
he lets me bring it and hang it on his mirror. He HATES using the
handicapped spot but he is becoming much more protective of me now that he
is grown and married. I would go nuts if I had to get a card every 3 years.
It is really a pain in the rear to have to go to the DMV downtown St Paul
(who doesn't even have handicapped parking by the way) to get your
handicapped card.

Cearbhael

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Subject: [lace-chat] Re: Handicap parking/driving


> On Monday, Nov 17, 2003, at 03:58 US/Eastern, Jean Nathan wrote:
>
> > We only have 'temporary' handicapped badges that each last three years
> > -
> > then you have to reapply.But in order to get one, you have to have a
> > permanent disability.
>
> Nice to know that *something*, in the area of "social care" is better
> in the US than in the UK :) Here, if you have a permanent disability,
> you get a permanent tag; the "guy in the wheelchair" symbol is pressed
> into your license plates (preceding the numbers). You need to renew the
> plates yearly (everyone does), but that's it (as it should be). The
> temporary (and up for periodical review) tags are cardboard, bear the
> same symbol, and are hung off the front mirror. They're *supposed* to
> be used only when the disabled is on board *and* needing to get to the
> store, but they're not (I've seen young, brisk mothers of 3 shepherding
> the brood to a store having first placed her "excuse" on the mirror).
>
> The older folk tend to drive right to the door of the store, drop the
> disabled person *there*, and park wherever there's a spot, *other* than
> the Handicapped one. The procedure is reversed at the other end. It's
> the younger set who take advantage of the few yards (I bet they're the
> ones who jog for their health daily, too )
>
> > I don't drive slowly as I'm not in pain when I drive. I'm not a
> > disabled
> > driver but a disabled walker.
>
> Yeah, sorry, but, in my (limited, granted) experience, the folk with
> the permanent tags tend to drive at 10-15MPH irrespective of the posted
> speed limit (25 to 55 MPH in the immediate area; you don't see many of
> them on the highways, praise be). And they never turn their blinkers
> off, either... *If*, that is, they remember to turn them on in the
> first place... I'm a reasonable person most of the time but, when on
> the road, I turn into a *witch*, and all the infractions are *counted*
> 
>
> -
> Tamara P Duvall
> Lexington, Virginia,  USA
> Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
> http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
>
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[lace-chat] Bush's visit

2003-11-17 Thread Annette Gill
<>

Jean, I laughed louder at that than I did at Room 101 this evening - which
was pretty funny.   Brilliant!!!  I hadn't heard this, but I hope it's true.
At least London will recoup some of the costs of policing this visit.

Regards,
Annette

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[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Kortelahti Pattern- how can I get it to lay flat?

2003-11-17 Thread Jean Barrett
Good morning,
I am not sure which this pattern is, but some of Eeva Liisa's patterns 
can be quite big when you make the pricking into a complete circle. 
Will it fit your pillow? Without coming to within a couple of inches of 
the edge that is? It might make more comfortable working to just make a 
couple of copies of the pricking and settle for moving your bobbins up 
the pricking  a couple of times. It takes a bit of time and care but 
set against a possible difficult and cramped working angle it could be 
the lesser if two evils.
Jean in Cleveland U.K.
On Sunday, November 16, 2003, at 10:16 AM, watson wrote:

I have a Kortelahti pattern that I would like to do that is giving me 
fits.
It is 36 Kellot from- "Uudet Nyplaysmallet "  I love the hearts and 
flowers.
There is only 1/8 of the circle given for the pricking pattern, so I 
(years
ago.)   reduced it and made 8 copies to put together to complete the 
circle.
I know that copying distorts a little-how do you get around this?  Do
computer scanners distort less?   There is no way that this pattern 
will
make a flat circle and I don't see how I can "juggle" it to do so.  
There is
nearly a centimeter of overlap.  Do I just make it and have a ruffled 
piece?





Thanks,



Dianna Watson

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[lace-chat] Angela back on line

2003-11-17 Thread A Thompson
Dear Spiders,
I have been without the ability to send or receive email for the last two
weeks, almost as bad as when I lost my voice and could not speak. The trouble
started when my adult son and my daughter came for school half term, that is
both on their own, my daughter without her children, Hannah at 17 is now off
for interviews for University places.

My son as usual messed about with the computers, and when the email one did
not work after he left, blamed him. However, it was not his fault, a bad patch
on the hard drive prevented it from booting up.  My son came again this last
week and sorted it all, but also has played around with everything else, so
keeping my fingers crossed.

So if I owe anyone emails please understand. I will catch up as soon as
possible and about thirty digests to read now.

Angela Thompson. Worcestershire UK
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