[lace-chat] Hippo racing - Canadian eh?

2004-05-12 Thread Jean Nathan
During a phone in on my local radio station a week or so ago, the caller was
asked if she'd been to South America.
Yes.
 Where?
California.
But that's in North America.
No, Alaska's North America - California is South America.

Jean in Poole

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[lace-chat] Subject: Exercise for your shoulders (lace)

2004-05-12 Thread Helene Gannac
This is great for older lacemakers.  Younger people try it at their own
risk. This is working well for me.
 
For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for 
building your arm and shoulder muscles.  You might want to adopt this and
do it three days a week.

 Begin by standing straight, with a 5-LB.  potato sack in each hand.  
Extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long
as you can-try to reach a full minute.  Relax.

After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB.  potato sacks, and then 50-LB. potato
sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-LB. potato 
sack in each hand and hold your arms straight out for more than a full
minute.  
After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes
in the bags.

Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, who is exhausted after lifting for 10 mns...

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[lace-chat] re:gone to the dogs

2004-05-12 Thread Maureen Harvey
Hi Tamara,
Being the owner,(or do I mean being the servant) of a ten month old Yorkshire
Terrier named Roly, I can heartily endorse all of gone to the dogs
I now get a daily walk (whether I want one or not)
Dinner is on time (or else)
Between 7pm and 9pm is playtime (no matter what else I have in mind)
He helps me with my lace ( steals rolls of thread, bobbins, anything he can
lay his hands? teeth on)
But I cannot now imagine life without him.
M.Sue in Norfolk - UK

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[lace-chat] Children and the Church

2004-05-12 Thread Jeanette Fischer
   Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, After a worship service
at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother
with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally

got her son to sit still and be quiet.  About halfway
through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you
don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place
and will have to start his sermon all over again!'
 It worked.

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   A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him,  How many women
can a man marry?
 Sixteen, the boy responded.  His cousin was amazed
that he had an answer so quickly.
 How do you know that?
 Easy, the little boy said.
 All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.

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 After a church service on Sunday morning,  a young boy
suddenly announced to his mother,  Mom, I've decided to
become a minister When I grow up. That's okay with us, but what made
you decide that?
 Well, said the little boy, I have to go to church on
Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up
and yell,  than to sit and listen.


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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at
a  church service:  And forgive us our trash passes, as we
forgive those who passed trash against us.


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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
 How do you know what to say? he asked.
 Why, God tells me.
 Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?


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 After the christening of his baby brother in church,
little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of
the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.
  Finally, the boy replied,  That priest said he wanted
us brought up in a Christian home,  and I want to stay withyou guys!

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 The Sunday School Teacher asks,  Now, Johnny, tell
me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
   No sir, little Johnny replies,  I don't have to. My
Mom is a good cook.

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  A little girl was sitting on
her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story.
From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and
reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.  She was alternately
stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke
up, Grandpa, did God make you? Yes, sweetheart, he
answered, God made me a long time ago.
 Oh, she paused, Grandpa, did God make me too?
 Yes, indeed, honey, he said, God made you just a
little while ago.
 Feeling their respective faces again, she observed
God's getting better at it, isn't he?

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[lace-chat] RE: Antiques Roadshow

2004-05-12 Thread Mary Robi
Hi All,

For anyone living in Nebraska USA, the Antiques Roadshow will be in Omaha 
the week-end of July 10.

I work for PBS so can't take items for the show unless I am a volunteer for 
the event. I volunteered myself and DH. Woohooo! I imagine we'll be really 
busy, but hope to see all those antiques that don't make the show! We get to 
take 2 items.

Speaking of antiques. There were 2 antique sales here (lots of vendors 
gathered in one place), and at the first was an elderly woman who had 
salvaged tons of lace and other trimmings. I found a 7 yd x 3 inch piece of 
linen thread bobbin lace for $7 and a small round silk piece with a picture 
stamped on it and leaf tallies forming flowers all around the edge. It looks 
like something sold to tourists, maybe Italian. It was very inexpensive. 
Obviously, she didn't know or care that many of her laces were not only 
vintage, but hand made as well. She had lots of bobbin lace.

At the second antique sale, was a booth that had lace yardages, trims and 
vintage wedding gowns, etc. This woman knew what she had, and new the hand 
made laces from the manufactured. Believe me, the hand made laces were sold 
as true antique pieces with prices to match. Although I didn't buy any, I 
was so happy to see them salvaged! There were some luscious yards of bobbin 
lace.

Now that I know what bobbin lace looks like, I'm seeing lots of it at 
antique sales. Of course, I have no idea how old any of these laces are, but 
knowing they're hand made makes them prescious to me.

Mary

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[lace-chat] Re: Pictures (was Heather's Phone Call)

2004-05-12 Thread Jane Bawn
On May 8, 2004, at 16:43, H. Muth (Heather) wrote:

 I like having the voice and the photo to go along with the letters
 from Arachnids.  I 'hear' them when I read their writings.  I have a
 picture of Bev Walker in my mind whenever she writes.  And any others
 I have met or heard or of whom I have seen pictures.  It just adds to
 the daily Arachne dose.

I know what you mean Heather having been to www.lacefairy.com and seen a lot
of the faces attached to the most familiar names on this list I find I have
the face in mind when I read their messages it must be nice to be able to
attach the voice also.

I'm born and bred Portsmouth but English speaking foreigners tend to think I
come from London.  Huh! an me that speaks the Queen's English don't you
know. NOT! LOL

Jane Bawn
Portchester, UK
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[lace-chat] Queen Anne's Lace

2004-05-12 Thread Elizabeth Ligeti
Never mind the plants, Barbara, - go and join in, and make lace there!! -
You could sit on the edge of the quilters section - just have a day
demonstrating!  I put my handmade lace on  quilts,  so lace fits in with
that craft!
Your weather should be a lot better, for sitting in gardens, than it is here
in Melbourne, at the moment!!!

(And I Loved the film The Dish  It was a gem!)

from Liz in Melbourne, Oz,
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[lace-chat] Crafts

2004-05-12 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On May 12, 2004, at 20:17, Helene Gannac wrote:

Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, who was exposed to crafts since she 
was
a toddler.
Lucky you... I'm like Lynn, all self-taught. My mother knitted (plain 
stuff, to wear) and sewed (again, only practical things -- clothes), 
but refused to teach me until 5th or 6th grade, when I had to learn 
anyway, for the manual labour class. Both my parents appreciated arts 
and crafts, but they only appreciated *excellence* at whatever you did. 
As soon as it was obvious that I had two left hands but a nimble 
brain, it was books and straight A-s for me, and don't waste your time 
on that nonsense... So I didn't :)

My suggestion that, after primary school, I ought to go to a 
technikum (called vocational here in US, I think), either the 
textile one or the book one, was greeted with horror and not even 
considered; I was to go to a liceum, which prepared one for 
University... So, I spent 4 yrs of highschool's manual labour classs 
(1.5 hours, once a week) telling jokes to the teacher and the class, 
while everyone else embroidered, or knitted, or crocheted, etc. Still 
got my A, but didn't learn a thing.

It was only after I came here, that I began to catch up, for something 
better to do (I was un-employable, being from a red country *and* 
trained in teaching English as a foreign language g). Mostly, from 
books. I suppose, things have worked out OK for me -- on the one hand, 
I had the freedom to do what I wanted to but, on the other, had had 
enough experience of books to be able to suck all the honey from them 
:)

-
Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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Re: [lace-chat] Subject: Exercise for your shoulders (lace)

2004-05-12 Thread dominique
Helene Gannac a décidé d' écrire à  Ò[lace-chat] Subject: Exercise for your 
shoulders (lace)Ó.
[2004/05/12 10:07]


 After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes
 in the bags.
 
 Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, who is exhausted after lifting for 10 
 mns...

 
roaring with laughter . hope my upstairs neighbours weren't asleep  ! 
.. good start to a day ending with a lace lesson .. i usually leave work 
earlier telling everyone going to make lace !  to which they answer oh 
yes . happy embroidery ! ... g seems embroidery is to the 
french what tatting is for the americans : all inclusive !.

dominique from Paris, Frogland ...

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